#monsterdon "This new Ford Pinto is better, faster, and doesn't explode when you bump it..."

That silver eye shadow on X is very of the time for this movie.

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among us
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"Unpronounceable in your tongue" uh huh sure. #monsterdon

Hey @Louisa

We need nipple badges in the #Monsterdon gear!

His dead name is Twitter

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

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I'm with you, Professor Osuki

This guy on the radio is pretending to be a Xilien to meet chicks, right? I fundamentally don’t accept this guy as a space alien.

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He's still running the X Server! Upgrade him to Wayland!

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space douches don't normally show up at music station interviews

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When did Prince change his name? Is this related? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon dude everyone's still gonna call you twitter

The giant Phantasm ball will protect us!

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oh for fucks sake

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You know, come to think of it, "Evil Businessman" is probably also a free space on the #Monsterdon Bingo card.

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WHY DOES SOMEONE HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIGN lmao
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!

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No no no we do NOT love X goddammit

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HEY HEY HEY BIM'S ON THE WAY - This building

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#monsterdon Oh yeah, there's the UN logo. I'd recognize it anywhere.

the aliens only want.... "To Serve (Hu)Man(ity)...." #monsterdon

Somehow, still less stupid than USian politics.

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well, they're no Vulcans, but i guess the japanese did have a english logo ready to go, so sure, why not. #monsterdon

K-Pop fans also predicted by this movie. #Monsterdon

If Bruce Willis isnt in this as an oil driller then this movie is a failure. #Monsterdon

I kind of assumed that the appearance of the Mothra twins meant that Mothra herself was going to make a major appearance by now #monsterdon

Told you UN guy was bad news #Monsterdon

What even is happening? Now, it’s a political movie? The Space Nations?

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“I met them yesterday. They’re cool. It’ll be fine.”
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Americans: "What if we took the name 'Godzilla' and the basic giant lizard concept, threw out everything else, and throw in a dash of Jurassic Park?"

Toei: "How about we jam every Godzilla monster, the Shobijin, and the Xilians into one movie, and add in mutants for extra flavor?"

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so the planet (?) is going to collide with earth in, like, a month? they could have made the stakes a little stakier tbh

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Hm, the UN general assembly is looking a lot like Tokyo Big Sight.

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They have total sensurround presentation technology and I got AI to make a simplistic deck with one type of transition out of my notes.

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Naturally the merchandisers are already fully stocked. Within seconds.

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#Monsterdon when aliens tell you to shoot at a certain spot, question it

“A huge planet is approaching”

Ah, yes, that’s how physics and astronomical observation worked back in the ancient days of 2004 #Monsterdon

What the heck is that thing anyway? #Monsterdon

commander kryten has done a lot of work on his head-smoothing, hasn't he

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#monsterdon not ideal. This sounds like a strategy to get earth to dump all its weapons and be defenseless

Gorth vs. Earth! #monsterdon

Surprised by the jacked George Takei cameo. #Monsterdon

Why is the planet a star not a planet?

Wait, no, hold on, I have more que-

Ok...

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@littlemiao I guess they're perceived as coddled #monsterdon

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why did he only go up to hours?? I need to know how many days/weeks/months that is

Nothing sticks to Mr. Secretary he is literally wearing a Teflon suit #Monsterdon

I would like to see the bespectacled aliens do interpretive dance now.

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Did....did the Devo aliens from Planet X crash in Akibrara? Is that why they're goth now?

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Music by low-rent KMFDM #monsterdon

She called them out on that performative allyship #monsterdon

DON'T RUN WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS

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That doesn't look so big.

Aaaand the monsters were trying to stop it?

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#monsterdon YES! i completely forgot that the aliens are basically Polysics

Pretty sure lobsters are boiled, not fried. #monsterdon

#monsterdon God, I forgot how much this movie wanted to be The Matrix

@cocaine_owlbear It’s like they asked themselves, “What if… all the pacing?”

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Finally, the aliens will reveal unto us the 11 secret herbs and spices.

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These ETs seem nice

Matrix cosplay aliens. Nice. #Monsterdon

neo called, he'd like to file a copyright claim. #monsterdon

Two decades ago was such a simpler time. Sigh.

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#Monsterdon "It's a new chapter in our history."

So… would you say it's a Brave New World?

Also I thought this bearded guy was killed when his airplane was too close to something exploding #monsterdon

Interesting representation of children in Vancouver? 🤔 #Monsterdon

:kaboom: :kaboom: :godzilla: :kaboom: :kaboom: :kaboom: :kaboom: :power_rangers_shrug: :kaboom: :kaboom: :c_monster: :kaboom: :kaboom:

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"A new door is opening for mankind.

"We need to start raising something called Jaffah....

"Also, learn the word CREE!"

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secretary general's a mysteron duplicate

bring captain scarlet, he'll know for sure

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Also, pay no attention to our nipple shields.

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teki wa nai

surely this is true

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Late, posted incorrectly before.:

(Worst fan-created "Star Trek" episode _ever_.)

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How much AC do you think those EDF riot shields provide?

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😂

Like, sincerely.

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I hate to have to go and finish this later. This movie is amazing. #Monsterdon

Wondering what the yellow cast in this scene signifies #monsterdon

Oh, UN guy survived

Is this a good thing? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon can everyone who's seen it just take a second to compare the pacing in this to Shin Godzilla?

"I feel like we're watching 4 different movies." - My spouse #monsterdon

Oh yeah plastic shields are going to block alien weapons fire. #Monsterdon

Do you mind if we give you a full medical to make sure you are who you say you are?
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Oh, Mister President got down. Nice. #Monsterdon

“It’s dangerous here” #Monsterdon

Is he The Architect? #Monsterdon

This alien ship scene and the rows of guys with guns is very Independence Day?

(does that count as a monster movie? can we add it to the voting?)

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if this lady smokes a cigarette in front of this thing, i will be forced to stan. #monsterdon

"Sorry. I'm a vegetarian."

YES GET THEIR ASSES wait huh

What

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WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU - spaceship

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I kinda feel like this live-action movie could have been an animation

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That boss lady just did a joni ernst

Is this before, after or during Neon Genesis Evangelion?

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"UFO!? NOW!? What next!?" #monsterdon

don't worry! we have riot shields and AK-47s!! #monsterdon

none of this matters because it is happening in the matrix.

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#monsterdon what are regular small arms fire gonna do against a floating mega orb in the sky.

suddenly Neon Genesis Evangelion?
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@DinosaurRobo no. in japanese, he said it in english. (T_T)
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It's a giant flying emblem of the Klingon Empire. #Monsterdon

The invasion of Kai's Power Tools. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I've never been so relieved to see an ad break.

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@DinosaurRobo I'm watching it subtitled and he literally said that in English.

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this just isn't the same without the Magi reporting blood pattern blue

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Ghostbusters, Kaiju busters, something like that.

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