#monsterdon so much eleg

Conspicuous leg shot just in case you were following the plot and needed to have that interrupted

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon prisoners have a good gym

#Monsterdon the return of Captain Mustache!

In the next scene the traffic nazi is reporting to the boss labcoat lady about the attempt on Secretary General Silver Suit, and she doesn't blink, proving to the audience that she is also an alien I guess.

#monsterdon

Duck! #Monsterdon

I wonder what Godzilla is up to right now?
#monsterdon

Captain Walrus Mustache #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Shabby Steven Seagal!

#Monsterdon I know, let's get Rusian Punch guy!

No one with a chin like that could be an alien. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@jonny Female-coded is enough for Bechdel!

#monsterdon

I can think of only one person—only one—who might be, maybe, trustworthy.

#Monsterdon

Every time I see bald alien and sunglass alien I get this weird feeling the Ningen Itsu is chewing out Dir en Gray.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Mr Secretary, how's your dog.

What?

*hangs up phone*

Your secretary is dead.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Shocker, the massive ridiculously fast moving “planet” is not really there

#Monsterdon

wait, they called the horogurafu, gurasu??? okay. #monsterdon

@ricci Is that another way of saying "We've gone PLAID?"

#Monsterdon

Movies with a UN like this are the reason people (and I refer to "idiots") have "World Government" conspiracies. 😵‍💫

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Aww yeah, he's gonna box the aliens to death. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

"The Xillians have been fooling us from the start!"

@wohali i assumed the twins were genderless energy beings idk! #monsterdon

Yeah, keep telling yourself that...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"but soft power is sooo borrrrrrrrrring!"

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Yeah, those uniforms are uncomfortably N**zi... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon OH MY GOD IM DYING HERE 🤣😂🤣

@msh I think we should offer them asylum #monsterdon

@jonny but not the twins talking to the biologist?

#monsterdon

I'm now watching the original japanese audio and the subtitles do not work, so it's all vibes from here on out.

#Monsterdon

an actual dipshit alien
#monsterdon

we had a technical #BechdelPass when one of the two conspicuously hot woman scientists asked the other "are you alright" #monsterdon

Oh. So, the aliens want a peaceful result?

#Monsterdon

Godzilla hasn't been #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

🤖 Create 124-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity chronological timeline

#Monsterdon

ah. nevermind then, ma'am. carry on. #monsterdon

Simultaneous Swoosh! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Oh, he's a changeling sorta thing. I am pretty sure I watched this movie before but I can't remember things like this off the top of my head #monsterdon

Alien Cyclops now? #Monsterdon

I mean are they going to take a vote on any of this or just let Mr Secretary dictate everything....in THAT suit?

#Monsterdon

I have to confess, I suspected the cloaked figure of nefarious intent on sight. His attempted assassination plot does not excuse my prejudice towards flowing black capes.

#Monsterdon

[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]

Thanks, subtitles.

#monsterdon

Isn't it convenient the way she knows what X-seijin blood looks like under the microscope already?

...

How?

#Monsterdon

Oh, he IS your boyfriend and hopefully that will be the plot of the rest of the movie.

#Monsterdon

get off me you piece of shit

(better study the blood sample)

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial probably got it from the Xilians #Monsterdon

Wait, so now we're fighting another planet so it doesn't collide with Earth? #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds yeah it's the right movie

this movie just has everything

#monsterdon

Just goes to show you, you need a hand-built shotgun is you want to succeed in assassination.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon was the dubbing done by the same folks who brought us Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

[tap tap tap tap]

I'M IN.

#monsterdon

This movie contains six other movies. #Monsterdon

Space Nation applause.
This is how Star Trek really started. WHo knew Godzilla was in a Trek prequel.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

@yatsu I know, when is something going to happen.

#Monsterdon

Xilian's Flunky Dog #BandName

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

oh, and an attempted assassination. check. #monsterdon

Wait is this movie ground zero for identifying aliens on TV because the pixels make their blinks look weird? Or was the idea already around? #monsterdon #GodzillaFinaWars

#Monsterdon DONT TALK TO MY DOG

"Is that Neo from The Matrix?" - My spouse
#monsterdon

So Mr Secretary is gonna turn out to be Sephiroth, right?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

So much washed out lighting in this scene. Too bright and Vaseline lens looking.

#Monsterdon

Now, a little Invasion of the Body Snatchers thrown in. #Monsterdon

Omg is he a lizard person #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Uh oh, better put my blinking avatar back up, folk are catching on

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The scientist fellow has the same outfit that whats his face had in the Superman movie with Richard Pryor in it, I think #3? That dayglow silver lamé...

so... we are 37 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and every single kaiju in practially every movie ever released has attacked the planet, there's aliens, AND the sister's trying to cut in on the throuple between the dumbass bodyguard, his hotheaded boyfriend, and the hot scientist. okay, got it. #monsterdon

@Louisa I mean who wouldn't want to fuck the aliens.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they just inserted a UMD. Sony is in charge of their technology.

#Monsterdon There were so many different storage devices back then. 1.2" drives, Jazz drives, zip drives.

THAT IS A CELL PHONE BATTERY NOT A STORAGE DEVICE FOR FUCKS SAKE

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

"... he's lip-syncing!" #monsterdon

Called it! That’s not the Secretary General.

#Monsterdon

We then go to the UN concert hall and Silver Suit guy is announcing that we're friends with the aliens and this is the start of the Space Nations (like United Nations but in space, I guess), and everyone starts clapping except for the lab coat lady who gets to explain the Kaiju, she is still suspicious.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Secretary-General: "Please clap."

Okay, they eventually did clap.

Blah blah blah blah blah. Good time to get a snack. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Very inclusive to have a professional wrestler on the security committee. #monsterdon

Mini-Disc!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon One red cow, one black cow. The outfits... not the women., not yet.

I'm going to have to watch the subtitled version later. Hopefully the English version is a bit more cheesy? #monsterdon

"Xilien" is a reaaaaally rough localization. "X aliens" would have been better I think

#Monsterdon

so i just tuned in... theres an alien boy band? am i on the right movie
#Monsterdon

I, as a scientist, have always wanted to have a full contact fight with the aliens.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

how is that shirt so shiny
#monsterdon

@msh Did they even have ketamine in 2004? #monsterdon

X-illians? More like Morpheus X George Takei. Oh My.

#Monsterdon

What are the riot shield guys going to do? #monsterdon

What!? They doing Wakanda Forever over there! LOL #monsterdon

Is it sad that I thought he said mankind was about to rise to new levels of evil?

#Monsterdon

“Let’s not talk about scientific proof”

We found the anti-vaxxer, complete in 2004 cottage-core wear #Monsterdon

Super-shiny, silk shirt.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Wait. Is Planet Gorath a planet or a dwarf planet? Someone contact Mike Brown.

No other franchise in the B-movie realm is as fascinated with press conferences as the Godzillaverse #monsterdon

#monsterdon to get in contact with aliens, smashes hand in palm.

oh, these fans are totally gonna be blasted like in INDEPENDENCE DAY, my favoritist alien invasion movie

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I feel like this movie started at full speed and hasn't taken it's foot off the pedal for any time
#monsterdon

"X"?

effin' Japanese Elon :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net This is why the Xilians are the best aliens

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

This UFO is made of the highest quality 2004 CGI #monsterdon

You are wasting time with the seconds countdown.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is this c-span or fox?

I kinda miss millenium fashion. So much shiny.

#monsterdon