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Why do they have to twirl before shooting the aliens tho?

Keep the dream alive. #monsterdon

Wait - they just shoot them? They're mutants! The X-Men would be so ashamed of them. #Monsterdon

Xilians are the Weeping Angel's natural enemies.

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Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Uh oh... Copyright violation...

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“Watch it x-man!”

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Soundtrack KILLING it here!

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#Monsterdon Air gapped security wasn't a thing I guess.

Captain Gordo!

Often imitated, never duplicated!

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Now suddenly we're in the Matrix!

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dont correct me. theres only one gordon ok
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That's a lot of cylon eyes

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maybe the shininess of her overcoat will protect her

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The Xilians have space travel and teleportation and can create kaiju at will, and can also make exact duplicates of humans except they overlooked the extremely obvious detail of... blinking. Ok. #monsterdon

Mutants attack! #Monsterdon

“If you poke around too much, you’re going to find out things you shouldn’t know.”

That’s kind of the point.

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I understand this movie forty percent.

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That computer vault is my ideal work environment. Big, quiet. lots of space....

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captain gordon like batman?
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that's how i like to do all my computing, in a metal room with LEDs all over the place. #monsterdon

Real form reveal!!

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Are all Godzilla movies alien encounter and/or planetary collision movies? And where is Godzilla anyway? #Monsterdon

Colonel moustache doesn't speak japanese to the rescue!
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His mustache requires it's *own* payroll.

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One of these aliens is the true father. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I'm liking the lead Xilien's whole thing, he's a good villain

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I want that red coat. #Monsterdon

There are A LOT of shots of the women's legs. Like a LOT.

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oh yeah, captain moustache from what feels like 3 movies ago!

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The red tassels have to be intentional right?

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EVERYBODY works sitting on the table that way...

This is STRAIgHT out of Red Alert.

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Magnum PI?

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So... do they just like have a universal translator implant or... something?

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#monsterdon so much eleg

Conspicuous leg shot just in case you were following the plot and needed to have that interrupted

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#monsterdon prisoners have a good gym

#Monsterdon the return of Captain Mustache!

Captain Walrus Mustache #Monsterdon

I wonder what Godzilla is up to right now?
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Duck! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Shabby Steven Seagal!

#Monsterdon I know, let's get Rusian Punch guy!

No one with a chin like that could be an alien. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@jonny Female-coded is enough for Bechdel!

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I can think of only one person—only one—who might be, maybe, trustworthy.

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Every time I see bald alien and sunglass alien I get this weird feeling the Ningen Itsu is chewing out Dir en Gray.

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Shocker, the massive ridiculously fast moving “planet” is not really there

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wait, they called the horogurafu, gurasu??? okay. #monsterdon

Movies with a UN like this are the reason people (and I refer to "idiots") have "World Government" conspiracies. 😵‍💫

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Aww yeah, he's gonna box the aliens to death. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

"The Xillians have been fooling us from the start!"

@wohali i assumed the twins were genderless energy beings idk! #monsterdon

Yeah, keep telling yourself that...

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"but soft power is sooo borrrrrrrrrring!"

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Yeah, those uniforms are uncomfortably N**zi... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon OH MY GOD IM DYING HERE 🤣😂🤣

@msh I think we should offer them asylum #monsterdon

@jonny but not the twins talking to the biologist?

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I'm now watching the original japanese audio and the subtitles do not work, so it's all vibes from here on out.

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an actual dipshit alien
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Godzilla hasn't been #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Oh. So, the aliens want a peaceful result?

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🤖 Create 124-day FORENSICALLY APOCALYPTIC quantum absolute total ultimate beyond infinity chronological timeline

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ah. nevermind then, ma'am. carry on. #monsterdon

Simultaneous Swoosh! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Oh, he's a changeling sorta thing. I am pretty sure I watched this movie before but I can't remember things like this off the top of my head #monsterdon

Alien Cyclops now? #Monsterdon

I mean are they going to take a vote on any of this or just let Mr Secretary dictate everything....in THAT suit?

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I have to confess, I suspected the cloaked figure of nefarious intent on sight. His attempted assassination plot does not excuse my prejudice towards flowing black capes.

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[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]

Thanks, subtitles.

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Isn't it convenient the way she knows what X-seijin blood looks like under the microscope already?

...

How?

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Oh, he IS your boyfriend and hopefully that will be the plot of the rest of the movie.

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get off me you piece of shit

(better study the blood sample)

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@Zerofactorial probably got it from the Xilians #Monsterdon

Wait, so now we're fighting another planet so it doesn't collide with Earth? #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds yeah it's the right movie

this movie just has everything

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Just goes to show you, you need a hand-built shotgun is you want to succeed in assassination.

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[tap tap tap tap]

I'M IN.

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#Monsterdon was the dubbing done by the same folks who brought us Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

@yatsu I know, when is something going to happen.

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Xilian's Flunky Dog #BandName

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oh, and an attempted assassination. check. #monsterdon

Wait is this movie ground zero for identifying aliens on TV because the pixels make their blinks look weird? Or was the idea already around? #monsterdon #GodzillaFinaWars

#Monsterdon DONT TALK TO MY DOG

"Is that Neo from The Matrix?" - My spouse
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So Mr Secretary is gonna turn out to be Sephiroth, right?

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Now, a little Invasion of the Body Snatchers thrown in. #Monsterdon

Omg is he a lizard person #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#monsterdon The scientist fellow has the same outfit that whats his face had in the Superman movie with Richard Pryor in it, I think #3? That dayglow silver lamé...

Uh oh, better put my blinking avatar back up, folk are catching on

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so... we are 37 minutes into a 2 hour movie, and every single kaiju in practially every movie ever released has attacked the planet, there's aliens, AND the sister's trying to cut in on the throuple between the dumbass bodyguard, his hotheaded boyfriend, and the hot scientist. okay, got it. #monsterdon

@Louisa I mean who wouldn't want to fuck the aliens.

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#Monsterdon they just inserted a UMD. Sony is in charge of their technology.

#Monsterdon There were so many different storage devices back then. 1.2" drives, Jazz drives, zip drives.

THAT IS A CELL PHONE BATTERY NOT A STORAGE DEVICE FOR FUCKS SAKE

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"... he's lip-syncing!" #monsterdon

Called it! That’s not the Secretary General.

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Secretary-General: "Please clap."

Okay, they eventually did clap.

Blah blah blah blah blah. Good time to get a snack. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars