so he's like an alien Furry... #monsterdon

Dude needs to work on his evil laugh.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

This is the 2nd best V I would say
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Why did the general's eyes turn blue suddenly?

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did they kill the alien and then skin it
and then throw it on stage
wtf
#Monsterdon

Get Candy out of there! #Monsterdon

If you kill an alien, they split their body suit grossly in their dying throes #Monsterdon

F to oji-san, I liked his approach

#Monsterdon

lol Drill Stalin bursts in and throws a ruined sex robot down on the floor of the 'Space Nation's TV show....

......yep, now he's shot Mr Secretary.......and his head split in half......and now the head alien guy has been shot by his minion in some kind of coup....all in the past minute

#Monsterdon

Does the plastic armor protect against laser guns too?

#Monsterdon

i knew the secretary general's death was coming, but what will happen to kurintu-chan 😭

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ANSWER ME! SHUT UP WHEN i'M TALKING TO YOU!

Oh no! Not Morpheus Takei!!!!

#Monsterdon

ok, "wild card" alien is now in charge... #monsterdon

Crazed laughter followed by “What’s your point?” Like read the room dude. You are clocked.

#Monsterdon

26 million Japanese kids now all have nightmares about this...

#monsterdon

Me at work next year (with closeup): "If you poke around too much, you're going to find out things you shouldn't know".

#Monsterdon

"hell yea" type VFX

#Monsterdon

All this is well and good but I want to get back to the kaiju attacks please #monsterdon

#Monsterdon We're halfway through a two hour movie. Is there anything left?

ew, crunchy. #monsterdon

Oh, those special effects are cool.

#Monsterdon

Aliens, vampires, something like that.

#Monsterdon

So the aliens are vulnerable to conventional weapons, at least. #monsterdon

can't stop won't stop killing xillians

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They are really innocent? So they shouldn't play it?

#Monsterdon

"if you poke around too much you're going to find out something you shouldn't know."

Like maybe we're on movie #7 now?

#Monsterdon

Is that Harry Potter? Did he just stab that guy with a wand? #monsterdon

They sure got a full 3D lit sign version of that Space Nations thing done fast didn't they?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I like how some of us are laughing at the dub and some of use are laughing at the sub, but we're all laughing at that dude's sunglasses.

"Well. Now'eev guhdanice souvenEER."

That classic line

#Monsterdon

We know Captain Gordon isn’t an alien. He’s not wearing pleather. #monsterdon

Starting *very* late. But let me get this straight—there are the Earth Defense Forces (EDF), which battle kaiju, and *inside* the EDF, there is a group of *human mutants* that have been recruited to a special group called . . . . M?

WTF?
#Monsterdon

iikoda

(yokata… :blobfoxdeadinside:)

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Not my body pillow! #Monsterdon

So we have two teams now... the alien infiltrator team and the good guy team, which I call the Scooby Doo team. The Alien Infiltrator team is working on an evil powerpoint presentation but then the Scooby Doo team shows up to murder them with guns and rescue a lady in a red coat, who I am calling Miss Scarlet.

#monsterdon

surely these all-seeing aliens woulda given that guy a briefing. #monsterdon

And the dog *makes an appearance* ... or NOT!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Who names their dog “Clint?”

#Monsterdon

dog's name: Clint Eastwood

#monsterdon

Pee on him, Clint! #Monsterdon

Oh wow, I never heard someone make so many old man noises before.

And he isn't even real...

#Monsterdon

Clit?

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

now we know he's a monster, what human wouldn't pick up that little uggo and give him smooches immediately

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A puppy named Chris!!

@SarraceniaWilds yes? There is A LOT happening in this movie, it's hard to keep up. #Monsterdon

SUS
#monsterdon

Verdell? #Monsterdon

SPIKE

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Oh, the dog DOES make an appearance! #Monsterdon

These aliens are so wise, I am learning a lot.

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah, i remember this bit with the doggy #monsterdon

awwwwwww

#monsterdon

They really do just keep giving the arrogant soldier guy (I forget his name) English lines. I guess it's important for him to spit out one-liners

#Monsterdon

Oh, I love how they have to make a pose to shoot.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
it's shrimp salad

If they're still wiggling, maybe put some more bullets in??

#monsterdon

they need better one-liners ffs. #monsterdon

Aliens....you can always tell....from the scquibs.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

“You’re not going to interfere with our plans, lowly worms!”

Ouch, what a burn from the aliens #Monsterdon

I had to go put the chickens to bed. Did I miss anything? 🤣🤣🤣

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

early 2000s fashion

so shiny

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Well-ventilated Xiliens

#Monsterdon

ningenme!
(for all your human-cursing needs)
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

This is the final film in "Suitmation". All the subsequent Godzilla films used CGI.

They did reduce the weight of the Godzilla suit substantially to enable the actor to move a faster.

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

Why do they have to twirl before shooting the aliens tho?

Keep the dream alive. #monsterdon

Wait - they just shoot them? They're mutants! The X-Men would be so ashamed of them. #Monsterdon

Xilians are the Weeping Angel's natural enemies.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

#Monsterdon

Uh oh... Copyright violation...

#Monsterdon

“Watch it x-man!”

#Monsterdon

Soundtrack KILLING it here!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Air gapped security wasn't a thing I guess.

Captain Gordo!

Often imitated, never duplicated!

#Monsterdon

Now suddenly we're in the Matrix!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

dont correct me. theres only one gordon ok
#Monsterdon

That's a lot of cylon eyes

#Monsterdon

maybe the shininess of her overcoat will protect her

#Monsterdon

The Xilians have space travel and teleportation and can create kaiju at will, and can also make exact duplicates of humans except they overlooked the extremely obvious detail of... blinking. Ok. #monsterdon

Mutants attack! #Monsterdon

“If you poke around too much, you’re going to find out things you shouldn’t know.”

That’s kind of the point.

#Monsterdon

I understand this movie forty percent.

#Monsterdon

That computer vault is my ideal work environment. Big, quiet. lots of space....

#monsterdon

captain gordon like batman?
#Monsterdon

that's how i like to do all my computing, in a metal room with LEDs all over the place. #monsterdon

Real form reveal!!

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Are all Godzilla movies alien encounter and/or planetary collision movies? And where is Godzilla anyway? #Monsterdon

Colonel moustache doesn't speak japanese to the rescue!
#monsterdon

His mustache requires it's *own* payroll.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

One of these aliens is the true father. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I'm liking the lead Xilien's whole thing, he's a good villain

#Monsterdon

Nazi Boy and Drill Stalin getting together to fight Western Decadence?

So many movies going on.....has anybody noticed the red nipple insignia's on Nazi Boy's uniform?

#Monsterdon

I want that red coat. #Monsterdon

There are A LOT of shots of the women's legs. Like a LOT.

#Monsterdon

The red tassels have to be intentional right?

#Monsterdon

oh yeah, captain moustache from what feels like 3 movies ago!

#monsterdon

EVERYBODY works sitting on the table that way...

This is STRAIgHT out of Red Alert.

#monsterdon

Magnum PI?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

So... do they just like have a universal translator implant or... something?

#Monsterdon