OK but WHY was there a motorcycle in the back of the van?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

I was just informed this movie is celebrating Godzilla's 50th anniversary?

#monsterdon

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

That captain has a katana now?

#Monsterdon

Fool! My van also contains multitudes! I mean... Motorcycles!

Motorcycle Dance Battle!!!!

#monsterdon

KANEDAAAAAAA
#monsterdon

Bollywood wants its action movie back.

#monsterdon

That’s not how you hold a gun.

#Monsterdon

wait wait is megaweapon in this?

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Those two really need a room.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Are they freaking shooting each other's bullets? WHAT EVEN THE

#Monsterdon

captain gordon must be a special character because hes the only one in matte clothing and not some amount of shiny vinyl. even the lady in what i thought was a lab coat is actually in shiny vinyl
#Monsterdon

Good thing they're both Hondas!

#monsterdon

Nice Facial Twitching there!

#Monsterdon

Eyes on the road, ow ow ow! Not literally! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I really wish I could understand why colonel moustache s the only one who doesn't speak japanese.
#monsterdon

There’s so much acting happening in their faces, and it’s still bad.

#Monsterdon

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I'll bet the kaiju are doing something really cool right now

@Taweret

We fight with motorcycles like our primal ancestors. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

We're mutants, we communicate with cheek twitches.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I think I missed the point where the mutants turned evil or something

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Mustache man and the power rangers going to kick some ass #monsterdon

are these two about to foreplay again? #monsterdon

Is captain ‘stache dubbed, or just really that awkward? #Monsterdon

Was that screech a guest appearance from space godzilla?

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Contractually mandated motorcycle racing scene commences #monsterdon

oh gods it's warrior of the lost world noooooooooo

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Look, I have a motorcycle. Doors mean nothing to me #Monsterdon

shireikaaaaa :blobfoxcry2:

#Monsterdon

yes, the mutant needed a flying motorcycle, ha ha ha YES

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Oh, This has bikes?
#Monsterdon

The Scooby Doo gang brings in more mutant twinks reinforcements, but then Japanese David Bowie attacks them with Shatner rays and they fall to the ground in pain, and also they are mind controlled now. Except for the Scooby Doo gang itself and also Stalin and the other deep voice guy, because they are too manly to be affected. They have a manly conference and say they will defend earth before fighting off the Twinks in holding action so the Scooby Doo gang can escape.

#monsterdon

Couldn't have a moment where explosions weren't happening, could you movie? #Monsterdon

We are here to serve man etc etc.

#Monsterdon

this mustache guy is so cool #MONSTERDON

@CactuarJoe It was 2004. Of course they did. And so did we.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon xilians more like silly 'uns

Oh no, getting massaged to death! Like Torgo!

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Hey, isn't this a Godzilla movie? I think the director forgot.

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Kamen Rider?!

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial some will, I'm sure they have Grades of meat like we do. #Monsterdon

That head splitting reveal was almost as shocking as Stephen Colbert cracking open his pistachio.

#Monsterdon

Yay! Motorcycle Wuxia!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Really wish the costume department had picked armor designs for the Xilians and EDF mutants that looked more distinct.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

i've grown accustomed to peeling off your faaaaaaace

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

the music and this extra scene is trying to tell me this man was important, but i wonder if he had a total of 3 minutes in any of the movies in this movie. #monsterdon

And let's throw in some Fast and the Furious - why not? #Monsterdon

For clones of elite trained mutants, they sure seem to be taking their time killing that dude...

#monsterdon

Please, for the love of the gods, get that dog to safety!

#Monsterdon

when did Zangief pick up a samurai sword? #monsterdon

All the people with guns run out of the martial arts scene #monsterdon

Earth needs your cheekbones, sir!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

Like the soundtrack?

There has already been mention that Keith Emerson from Emerson Lake and Palmer did the score. Tracks from punk rock groups were also added.

That's the first time an original Japanese-produced Godzilla film used popular music artists outside Japan on a soundtrack.

@moira I think that was a hearing test. Despite me being 2 months older than a certain person (who never lets me forget it), I could hear it just fine, but he couldn't. *cough* @paco *cough*

#Monsterdon

The Matrix aliens can teleport, this is not a drill people!

#Monsterdon

Only you and your mustache can save us. #Monsterdon

So which one of the mutants gets to be Magneto?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Aw yeah, mustache man is back! Bust out the MIDI guitar riffs!
#monsterdon

I like that the dog thing wasn't superfluous.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon kiss!

Was sure they were about to kiss. #Monsterdon

i think the captain and the captain have a thing for each other too... #monsterdon

Sonic or telepathic attack???
#Monsterdon

Is there really still another hour and 12 minutes of this left?

#Monsterdon

Can we get back to stuff blowing up now? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

You're mutants goddamn it - mutant already! #Monsterdon

kisama-- how dare you hurt my boyfriend! #monsterdon

what minute are you at? Starting late
:) #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

are they switching between english and japanese im watching the dub and its disorienting
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THE BROWN NOTE! NOOOO!

If the people are cattle they should be treated like Wagyu for best flavor #monsterdon

"I like to play the odds. You wanna try?" fresh as fuck, did Shane Black write this script?

#monsterdon

Aww, the Electronic Dance team is here!!!

Sadly, they are defeated by feedback #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hang on while I activate my sleepers.

I will destroy you with .... feedback!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

that was an unnecessary sound for me, too

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That sound actually hurts...

#Monsterdon

I like how the only color in the entire shot is that bitchen red leather coat. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

every single one of temu stalin's lines is just Random Cliche Generator Output Number B. amazing. #monsterdon

murrrroooooooooo

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"You wanna try?"

silence, nothing happens

"I SAID, YOU WANNA TRY? C'MON GUYS, PICK UP YOUR CUES!" gordon shakes his head

#monsterdon

New Ghost album isn't for everybody. #Monsterdon

well at least he's got a good sense of humor

#monsterdon

there is over an hour of this movie left, omg. so many things can happen

#Monsterdon

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Dude it's "resistance is futile" not "resistance is useless" even cattle know that

I think I've found out how some of us get so out of sync with others. Tubi has ads, people watching elsewhere would have no ads.

#Monsterdon

So long sweetheart! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Dance off! #monsterdon

We have an alien coup inside an alien coup?

#Monsterdon

And now Pops, from Speed Racer, is dressed in a military uniform and captaining the Nautilus? Firing phasers at underwater dragons?

#Monsterdon

So, how about that Godzilla, huh?

#Monsterdon

The aliens are just little marionette sized guys!

#Monsterdon

What WAS the point? I don't understand either #monsterdon

Kill the K-Pop aliens!!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They are the shabby dubbed Borg collective, apparently.

Captain Mustache vs. Ensign Eyebrow

#Monsterdon

Seriously, does everyone just have universal translator implants?

#Monsterdon

You know what, we don't really have the budget for that
#monsterdon

TO SERVE MAN

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

OH, THEY AREN'T VEGETARIANS, EH?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla