roundhouse motorcycle kick!

#monsterdon

That dog does not look like a Client #monsterdon

And there it is - Motorcycle Bitch Slap FTW

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Haha.. I've got a motorcycle too. Let's fight!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone is slowly developing hotsy-totsy-tootsies!

Those are some heckin' good boots. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

now that i think of it why ARENT lab coats shiny vinyl like? chamical spills would just run off. this is a good idea and i wont think more about it
#Monsterdon

Are we gonna get an Akira slide in this movie? I'll be disappointed if not.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Godzilla is just phoning it in #monsterdon

So this #Monsterdon is basically a compilation of clips from a bunch of late 1990s and early 2000s action movies then?

I hope they show some Kaiju movie clips again even if they are sometimes CG I kinda miss them now

Again with the totally unrealistic movie. Have they ever BEEN to Tokyo? I am pretty sure there are usually more cars on the roads. #monsterdon

Those are some really good soles.

#Monsterdon

great VFX and stunt work here

this movie was a lot of fun to make I bet

#Monsterdon

that motorcycle fight definitely happened while the actors were riding actual moving motorcycles, I believe you Godzilla: Final Wars

#monsterdon

Pinch his butt!
#Monsterdon

I'm sorry, you just got a few tickets for breaking the laws of physics.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

what is even going on in this fight scene holy hell
#monsterdon

@DragonHunterD

That's the only genre left

#Monsterdon

Im on my fourth seizure. #monsterdon

Love the Honda product placement
#monsterdon

Is the protagonist of this movie 3 to 5 different young men who may not have interacted at any point?

#Monsterdon

more movies per square centimetre than ever achieved before

#Monsterdon

I was able to hear the hearing test!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

good thing he's wearing his Wheelies. #monsterdon

@neia The Xillians could do with some googly eyes #monsterdon

Such intense eye contact prior to this motorcycle fight. Old Western inspired maybe?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon These guys are fighting like kittens on the bikes. Sweep the leg!

Aww! Puppers! #monsterdon

and the AMERICAN is the one who gets the katana? i mean, okay movie, i know what movie i'm watching. #monsterdon

I went to the bathroom and came back to Matrix: Revolutions #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon the cat currently chilling with us also does not like that sound. F- sound effect.

My feed is one long series of random (yet hilarious to me) posts from @socketwench - must be #Monsterdon time

I wonder what the kaiju are up to.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Fuzzy fingers
Electric charge
Tinitus
Playback
Remote hidden speakers
Anomalies
Targetting
Hmm
Standard
Sarah Everart six unit policy..
Where is the stream
I get busy yy

That's an awful lot blue filter
#monsterdon

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How can this movie be barely half way over?! We've had 10 plots already! #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic All these fisticuffs is gonna make for tough cuts #monsterdon

Why do these uniforms have emblems where their nipples are?
#Monsterdon

Oh, I remember playing this scene in Final Fantasy VII

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Ut oh, the Xillians have the super power of... Tinnitus!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

what the FUCK is going on #monsterdon

hahaha it IS a katana that he's carrying that rocks

#Monsterdon

They have also seen Mission Impossible 2
#monsterdon

OK but WHY was there a motorcycle in the back of the van?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

I was just informed this movie is celebrating Godzilla's 50th anniversary?

#monsterdon

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

ME! GA! WEA! PON!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

That captain has a katana now?

#Monsterdon

KANEDAAAAAAA
#monsterdon

Bollywood wants its action movie back.

#monsterdon

That’s not how you hold a gun.

#Monsterdon

wait wait is megaweapon in this?

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Those two really need a room.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Are they freaking shooting each other's bullets? WHAT EVEN THE

#Monsterdon

captain gordon must be a special character because hes the only one in matte clothing and not some amount of shiny vinyl. even the lady in what i thought was a lab coat is actually in shiny vinyl
#Monsterdon

Good thing they're both Hondas!

#monsterdon

Eyes on the road, ow ow ow! Not literally! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Nice Facial Twitching there!

#Monsterdon

I really wish I could understand why colonel moustache s the only one who doesn't speak japanese.
#monsterdon

There’s so much acting happening in their faces, and it’s still bad.

#Monsterdon

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I'll bet the kaiju are doing something really cool right now

@Taweret

We're mutants, we communicate with cheek twitches.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

We fight with motorcycles like our primal ancestors. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I think I missed the point where the mutants turned evil or something

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Mustache man and the power rangers going to kick some ass #monsterdon

are these two about to foreplay again? #monsterdon

Is captain ‘stache dubbed, or just really that awkward? #Monsterdon

Was that screech a guest appearance from space godzilla?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Contractually mandated motorcycle racing scene commences #monsterdon

Look, I have a motorcycle. Doors mean nothing to me #Monsterdon

oh gods it's warrior of the lost world noooooooooo

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

shireikaaaaa :blobfoxcry2:

#Monsterdon

yes, the mutant needed a flying motorcycle, ha ha ha YES

#monsterdon

Oh, This has bikes?
#Monsterdon

We are here to serve man etc etc.

#Monsterdon

this mustache guy is so cool #MONSTERDON

@CactuarJoe It was 2004. Of course they did. And so did we.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon xilians more like silly 'uns

Oh no, getting massaged to death! Like Torgo!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Hey, isn't this a Godzilla movie? I think the director forgot.

#Monsterdon

Kamen Rider?!

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial some will, I'm sure they have Grades of meat like we do. #Monsterdon

That head splitting reveal was almost as shocking as Stephen Colbert cracking open his pistachio.

#Monsterdon

Yay! Motorcycle Wuxia!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Really wish the costume department had picked armor designs for the Xilians and EDF mutants that looked more distinct.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

i've grown accustomed to peeling off your faaaaaaace

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

the music and this extra scene is trying to tell me this man was important, but i wonder if he had a total of 3 minutes in any of the movies in this movie. #monsterdon

And let's throw in some Fast and the Furious - why not? #Monsterdon

For clones of elite trained mutants, they sure seem to be taking their time killing that dude...

#monsterdon

Please, for the love of the gods, get that dog to safety!

#Monsterdon

when did Zangief pick up a samurai sword? #monsterdon

All the people with guns run out of the martial arts scene #monsterdon

Earth needs your cheekbones, sir!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

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Like the soundtrack?

There has already been mention that Keith Emerson from Emerson Lake and Palmer did the score. Tracks from punk rock groups were also added.

That's the first time an original Japanese-produced Godzilla film used popular music artists outside Japan on a soundtrack.

@moira I think that was a hearing test. Despite me being 2 months older than a certain person (who never lets me forget it), I could hear it just fine, but he couldn't. *cough* @paco *cough*

#Monsterdon

The Matrix aliens can teleport, this is not a drill people!

#Monsterdon

Only you and your mustache can save us. #Monsterdon

So which one of the mutants gets to be Magneto?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Aw yeah, mustache man is back! Bust out the MIDI guitar riffs!
#monsterdon

I like that the dog thing wasn't superfluous.

#Monsterdon