FLASHBACK TIME #monsterdon

names on that board: Jonny Jonny

#monsterdon

So this guy is not really a mutant then, right? #monsterdon

"Why didn't it work on me?"

"What's important is that it didn't."

Wat. Did- did she understand the question? Should he repeat it?

#Monsterdon

Stalin Burt Reynolds comes through with a good tactical plan #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

area g g spot joke etc
#Monsterdon

@ramsey what, the g spot?

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is it just me or did the people screaming in that ship sound really disinterested in their coming doom? #monsterdon

If there isn't an oiled up guy in a white undershirt, is it even 2004?

#Monsterdon

Product placement!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Hey can somebody paste that image of the Japanese video game with the "American" baseball players names and put it up alongside a screencap of the wall behind that guy

#Monsterdon

@moira It’s bigger on the inside.

#Monsterdon

Mustache's voice has city miles

#Monsterdon

they're gonna get Santa on the case-- godzilla, i meant godzilla

#monsterdon

Rebel troops assembling montage gong on the soundtrack #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic True, outer space travelers are all about the sous vide #monsterdon

So, does this mean that Monica Bellucci will make an appearance?

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

Thank you Major Exposition!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Our last hope is this giant mustard stain on the table!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

worst tardis console by far, so boring, so flat

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

oh im going to hate that kid arent i
they made some real choices about this dub
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon After he put him down, by moving him, he tells him NOT TO MOVE. Except you know, after that, little bit of movement. Don't keep going. Or something...

@Zerofactorial meh, they just need to sous vide the tougher cuts of human flesh. I'm sure they have the technology. #Monsterdon

Wait were the mutants all suddenly under Xilien mind control or are they just dicks? #monsterdon

"Most of our forces have been wiped out. So far, we've been lucky."
#monsterdon

looking at the Japanese male lead

SHE'S ALL WE'LL NEED.

😏

#monsterdon

@whiskeysailor "story" is a generous way to describe it

#monsterdon

dude just got kicked in the face by a motorcycle #monsterdon

"Soylant green will be made of people" - X #monsterdon

"Look at how that building crushes under that birdy's feet..."

"Must be Trump construction..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Where's Mothra?

hell yeah kei truck :3
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i'm gonna go do some heroin and come back later when godzilla shows up

Was that #Monsterdon's first kei truck?!

Enter Minila for the family friendly vibes

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I’m telling you, hot alien villain, do NOT touch the Sydney Opera House!!

(Or La Scala, either, but I don’t think Kaiju care about Milan) #Monsterdon

@aburka I've lost track of how many times I've asked that question.

#Monsterdon

Also, double-bruh.

#Monsterdon

I don't get why when they do these kaiju battle royale movies Gamera never gets invited #monsterdon

Baby Godzilla is Gary Coleman cute. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Minilla!

Shit, I forgot about the kid story
#monsterdon

KILL GODZUKI

#monsterdon

"I don't know what I'm watching any more" - My spouse #monsterdon

The G spot finally they found it! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Why haven't you killed Minilla yet, old man!!!! #Monsterdon

So much toys and miniatures being destroyed.
#monsterdon

It's only a model...

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon meanwhile, with baby godzilla

Anyone else seeing Haggar from Fatal Fury in the Captain?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Baby monster is back! I:m sure he won't be important later.

#Monsterdon

HOW MANY SETS DOES THIS FILM HAVE??

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You maniacs! You blew it up!

#Monsterdon oh sweet lord baby jesus

KILL IT

#monsterdon

RELEASE THE KAIJU!

Ask and you shall receive! #Monsterdon

CN Tower? Or Space Needle?

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat Yep, that swoosh.

#Monsterdon

So, the aliens control the kaiju, but what exactly is their relationship to the kaiju? Did they create the kaiju? Are the kaiju their slaves?

#Monsterdon

Is that captain guy a Mongolian character? That's my best guess. Definitely doesn't sound like Japanese.

#Monsterdon

This iteration of Gigan is so fuckin rad
#monsterdon

So, I guess Gojira is coming back? #monsterdon

Total Carnage! Iiii love it! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Anguirus launches his spicy meatball attack for the win #monsterdon

Once again, tonights #Monsterdon movie is *GODZILLA* the Final Wars. In case you forgot.

#Monsterdon

In a movie with every monster, and the last Godzilla movie I hadn’t seen yet, I love the respect they put on my boy Gigan.

#monsterdon

She was risking her own dog? 😳 “Very interesting.” #Monsterdon

okay, that is cool spaceship design tho, where the little ones come off like fruits or something. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok we're back to basics. * phew *

THANK YOU. I was just about to give up on this movie. #monsterdon

Does Godzilla get to ride on a motorcycle too?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon their ships all look like claws?

I am enthralled. What a fabulous Bollywood style motorcycle fight.

#Monsterdon

Yessssssss!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

I don't know who this hook-hand robot kaiju is, but I do know two things about him:

1. rude
2. has 'tude

#monsterdon

Thank you for the tribute to Michelle Yeoh riding a motorcycle over a train.

#Monsterdon

Rolling attacks work.

#Monsterdon

Release the Onion Petals!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

omg breakbeats 😍 #MONSTERDON

y'know transformers revenge of the fallen's fight scenes made more sense than this and those had giant robot balls

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

OOOO DOG GOTCHA! #monsterdon

Finally, Kaiju!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Finally. I love the Gigan suit in this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Director: "OK, then you're going to do a kick flip."
Actor: "On a MOTORCYCLE?"

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#monsterdon RELEASE ALL THE MONSTERS

[movie immediately becomes 20x more awesome]

#Monsterdon And after the motorcycle rally scene, smash cut to…

GIIIIGAAAAAAN!

RELEASE THE CYBORG CHICKEN KNIFE MONSTER!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

i can’t believe i almost watched a hallmark movie instead of this #MONSTERDON

#Monsterdon yes release the FUCKING MONSTERS

oh right this is a kaiju movie

#monsterdon

Oops. The space mummy kaiju isn’t really a mummy. Dang it. #Monsterdon

Finally back to some kaiju. #Monsterdon

I swear, there's an electric/charging sound effect that I've heard in videogames before.

#Monsterdon

This movie could have been an anime.

#Monsterdon

Please more Kaiju. Thank you!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

The mutant guy thinks he's some Jet Jaguar or something #monsterdon

i believe he just punched him with his bike. hilarious. this movie is amazing. #monsterdon

Bike Roundhouse FTW

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so did we pick this in honor of Pride Month, or is it just a coincidence that this movie is more homoerotic than Navy beach volleyball?

Bitchslapped with a stoppie! Now I've seen everything.

#monsterdon