It's only a model...
#Monsterdon meanwhile, with baby godzilla
Anyone else seeing Haggar from Fatal Fury in the Captain?
Oh yeah, Godzilla's kid is in this one. I forgot. #Monsterdon
HOW MANY SETS DOES THIS FILM HAVE??
Baby monster is back! I:m sure he won't be important later.
#Monsterdon You maniacs! You blew it up!
#Monsterdon oh sweet lord baby jesus
KILL IT
RELEASE THE KAIJU!
Ask and you shall receive! #Monsterdon
CN Tower? Or Space Needle?
@combatwombat Yep, that swoosh.
So, the aliens control the kaiju, but what exactly is their relationship to the kaiju? Did they create the kaiju? Are the kaiju their slaves?
Is that captain guy a Mongolian character? That's my best guess. Definitely doesn't sound like Japanese.
This iteration of Gigan is so fuckin rad
#monsterdon
So, I guess Gojira is coming back? #monsterdon
Total Carnage! Iiii love it! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Anguirus launches his spicy meatball attack for the win #monsterdon
Once again, tonights #Monsterdon movie is *GODZILLA* the Final Wars. In case you forgot.
In a movie with every monster, and the last Godzilla movie I hadn’t seen yet, I love the respect they put on my boy Gigan.
She was risking her own dog? 😳 “Very interesting.” #Monsterdon
okay, that is cool spaceship design tho, where the little ones come off like fruits or something. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ok we're back to basics. * phew *
THANK YOU. I was just about to give up on this movie. #monsterdon
Does Godzilla get to ride on a motorcycle too?
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon their ships all look like claws?
I am enthralled. What a fabulous Bollywood style motorcycle fight.
Yessssssss!
I don't know who this hook-hand robot kaiju is, but I do know two things about him:
1. rude
2. has 'tude
Thank you for the tribute to Michelle Yeoh riding a motorcycle over a train.
Rolling attacks work.
Release the Onion Petals!
omg breakbeats 😍 #MONSTERDON
y'know transformers revenge of the fallen's fight scenes made more sense than this and those had giant robot balls
OOOO DOG GOTCHA! #monsterdon
Finally, Kaiju!
Director: "OK, then you're going to do a kick flip."
Actor: "On a MOTORCYCLE?"
Finally. I love the Gigan suit in this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
#monsterdon RELEASE ALL THE MONSTERS
[movie immediately becomes 20x more awesome]
#Monsterdon And after the motorcycle rally scene, smash cut to…
GIIIIGAAAAAAN!
RELEASE THE CYBORG CHICKEN KNIFE MONSTER!
i can’t believe i almost watched a hallmark movie instead of this #MONSTERDON
#Monsterdon yes release the FUCKING MONSTERS
oh right this is a kaiju movie
Oops. The space mummy kaiju isn’t really a mummy. Dang it. #Monsterdon
Finally back to some kaiju. #Monsterdon
I swear, there's an electric/charging sound effect that I've heard in videogames before.
This movie could have been an anime.
Please more Kaiju. Thank you!
The mutant guy thinks he's some Jet Jaguar or something #monsterdon
i believe he just punched him with his bike. hilarious. this movie is amazing. #monsterdon
Bike Roundhouse FTW
#Monsterdon so did we pick this in honor of Pride Month, or is it just a coincidence that this movie is more homoerotic than Navy beach volleyball?
Bitchslapped with a stoppie! Now I've seen everything.
roundhouse motorcycle kick!
That dog does not look like a Client #monsterdon
And there it is - Motorcycle Bitch Slap FTW
Haha.. I've got a motorcycle too. Let's fight!
#monsterdon Someone is slowly developing hotsy-totsy-tootsies!
Those are some heckin' good boots. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Are we gonna get an Akira slide in this movie? I'll be disappointed if not.
now that i think of it why ARENT lab coats shiny vinyl like? chamical spills would just run off. this is a good idea and i wont think more about it
#Monsterdon
Godzilla is just phoning it in #monsterdon
So this #Monsterdon is basically a compilation of clips from a bunch of late 1990s and early 2000s action movies then?
I hope they show some Kaiju movie clips again even if they are sometimes CG I kinda miss them now
Again with the totally unrealistic movie. Have they ever BEEN to Tokyo? I am pretty sure there are usually more cars on the roads. #monsterdon
Those are some really good soles.
that motorcycle fight definitely happened while the actors were riding actual moving motorcycles, I believe you Godzilla: Final Wars
@MatthewTitus88 The Notebook 😆
Pinch his butt!
#Monsterdon
I'm sorry, you just got a few tickets for breaking the laws of physics.
what is even going on in this fight scene holy hell
#monsterdon
Im on my fourth seizure. #monsterdon
Love the Honda product placement
#monsterdon
more movies per square centimetre than ever achieved before
Is the protagonist of this movie 3 to 5 different young men who may not have interacted at any point?
I was able to hear the hearing test!
good thing he's wearing his Wheelies. #monsterdon
@neia The Xillians could do with some googly eyes #monsterdon
Such intense eye contact prior to this motorcycle fight. Old Western inspired maybe?
Aww! Puppers! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon These guys are fighting like kittens on the bikes. Sweep the leg!
and the AMERICAN is the one who gets the katana? i mean, okay movie, i know what movie i'm watching. #monsterdon
I went to the bathroom and came back to Matrix: Revolutions #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars
#Monsterdon the cat currently chilling with us also does not like that sound. F- sound effect.
My feed is one long series of random (yet hilarious to me) posts from @socketwench - must be #Monsterdon time
I wonder what the kaiju are up to.
#monsterdon
Fuzzy fingers
Electric charge
Tinitus
Playback
Remote hidden speakers
Anomalies
Targetting
Hmm
Standard
Sarah Everart six unit policy..
Where is the stream
I get busy yy
That's an awful lot blue filter
#monsterdon
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How can this movie be barely half way over?! We've had 10 plots already! #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic All these fisticuffs is gonna make for tough cuts #monsterdon
Name a movie this one didn't plagerize, at least a little. I'll give you a second. #monsterdon
Why do these uniforms have emblems where their nipples are?
#Monsterdon
Oh, I remember playing this scene in Final Fantasy VII
Ut oh, the Xillians have the super power of... Tinnitus!
hahaha it IS a katana that he's carrying that rocks
what the FUCK is going on #monsterdon
They have also seen Mission Impossible 2
#monsterdon