Mate, we passed 'wise' a looooong time ago. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Name Drop. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

They said the title!!!!!!!!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Roll Credits.

[techno intensifies]

#Monsterdon

Titular line. Everyone drink! #Monsterdon

@brooke It's really unfair he gets treated like deus ex ocean bottom so many times #monsterdon

I've been unable to check off "matching helmets" because nobody in this fucking movie believes in PPE #monsterdon

TITLE DROP

#Monsterdon

Most appropriate spit take ever. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon philip glass paid by the hour

Perfect spit-take!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

One hour and five minutes in. Aside from the title sequence, no Godzilla.

#Monsterdon

and then go down to the south pole and knock up godzilla again
#Monsterdon

I need Dean Stockwell to show up, and a little person scientist, then this movie will make sense.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

I got some bad news about film cameras in the next generation...
#monsterdon

*Summarizes impossible plan*
Is that what you are saying?
Yes
*intense stare with convincing mustache*

#Monsterdon

You want to go get Godzilla, bring him here, have him kill all of the other monsters, then destroy the alien invasion, then take Godzilla back to the south pole?

Yes.

White people be crazy.

#monsterdon

wait, are hot biologist and temu stallin in a relationship? was i supposed to know that? #monsterdon

This English in Japan dialogue is really pretty weird #monsterdon

doesn't his voice get sore talking all hoarse like that? #monsterdon

I kind of like the sense that even with all that mayhem there's still a remote green place far enough away to almost not hear

ALL THAT RACKET.

#Monsterdon

Serious moment - you can tell because we're doing a tight close-up on each of our characters in turn to get their reaction.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Bingo!!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

ryōkai 🫡

#Monsterdon

Obligatory Flashback.

Dang I should have done a bingo card before the movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

oh no the guy who plays captain gordon is from sierra vista!

I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

And we plan to do all that in 60 minutes? All right then.

#Monsterdon

Godzilla cold blooded?

#Monsterdon

So if 50-year-old-but-still-somehow-10 Kenta is here, can't they call Gamera for help?

Or did Gamera die of old age?

#Monsterdon

Quick recap of whats happened and what will happen
#monsterdon

5 minutes of exposition to explain wtf is going on. #Monsterdon

Where.

The. hell.

Is.

MOTHRA.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

AWW YEAH DIRT BIKE STUNTZ #monsterdon

Captain Moustache is on the case #monsterdon

Ah! Yup. That'll all take about an hour. #Monsterdon

Only just past half way, folks.

#monsterdonalert

#monsterdon

Yes, First Officer Exposition, that's what I intend. #Monsterdon

Resting Captain Face is an American, but primarily a UFC fighter, so we can forgive his foggy line deliveries

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Clearly, they were wrong. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Well, when you say it in a stupid voice, of course it sounds stupid.

Thunderbirds are GO!
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

A little late in the movie for this much exposition isn't it?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

The world is ruined and the war is already lost. Now it's a matter of pride? This is me June 1, 2025.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

OMG Infant Island and the twins!!! But no singing?

#Monsterdon

“Suppose Godzilla defeats them… what next?” #Monsterdon

Names on that board: Nob T

#monsterdon

Oh, wait. Captain Gordon is a veteran Godzilla person?

#Monsterdon

FLASHBACK TIME #monsterdon

names on that board: Jonny Jonny

#monsterdon

So this guy is not really a mutant then, right? #monsterdon

"Why didn't it work on me?"

"What's important is that it didn't."

Wat. Did- did she understand the question? Should he repeat it?

#Monsterdon

Stalin Burt Reynolds comes through with a good tactical plan #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

area g g spot joke etc
#Monsterdon

@ramsey what, the g spot?

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is it just me or did the people screaming in that ship sound really disinterested in their coming doom? #monsterdon

If there isn't an oiled up guy in a white undershirt, is it even 2004?

#Monsterdon

Product placement!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

And now a big budget remake of Destroy All Monsters. Or possibly a Cloverfield prequel.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

@LK_877 it's kinda like a cow-tipping. #monsterdon

Hey can somebody paste that image of the Japanese video game with the "American" baseball players names and put it up alongside a screencap of the wall behind that guy

#Monsterdon

@moira It’s bigger on the inside.

#Monsterdon

Mustache's voice has city miles

#Monsterdon

they're gonna get Santa on the case-- godzilla, i meant godzilla

#monsterdon

Get Godzilla's lazy ass up to help.

#Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic True, outer space travelers are all about the sous vide #monsterdon

So, does this mean that Monica Bellucci will make an appearance?

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

Rebel troops assembling montage gong on the soundtrack #Monsterdon

Thank you Major Exposition!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Our last hope is this giant mustard stain on the table!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

worst tardis console by far, so boring, so flat

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

oh im going to hate that kid arent i
they made some real choices about this dub
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon After he put him down, by moving him, he tells him NOT TO MOVE. Except you know, after that, little bit of movement. Don't keep going. Or something...

@Zerofactorial meh, they just need to sous vide the tougher cuts of human flesh. I'm sure they have the technology. #Monsterdon

Wait were the mutants all suddenly under Xilien mind control or are they just dicks? #monsterdon

"Most of our forces have been wiped out. So far, we've been lucky."
#monsterdon

looking at the Japanese male lead

SHE'S ALL WE'LL NEED.

😏

#monsterdon

@whiskeysailor "story" is a generous way to describe it

#monsterdon

dude just got kicked in the face by a motorcycle #monsterdon

"Soylant green will be made of people" - X #monsterdon

"Look at how that building crushes under that birdy's feet..."

"Must be Trump construction..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Where's Mothra?

did we just go from "grandpa tried to kill baby godzilla with a shotgun" to "grandpa and baby godzilla are working together' in the space of 2 scenes?

#monsterdon

hell yeah kei truck :3
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i'm gonna go do some heroin and come back later when godzilla shows up

Was that #Monsterdon's first kei truck?!

Enter Minila for the family friendly vibes

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

I’m telling you, hot alien villain, do NOT touch the Sydney Opera House!!

(Or La Scala, either, but I don’t think Kaiju care about Milan) #Monsterdon

@aburka I've lost track of how many times I've asked that question.

#Monsterdon

Also, double-bruh.

#Monsterdon

I don't get why when they do these kaiju battle royale movies Gamera never gets invited #monsterdon

Baby Godzilla is Gary Coleman cute. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Minilla!

Shit, I forgot about the kid story
#monsterdon

KILL GODZUKI

#monsterdon

"I don't know what I'm watching any more" - My spouse #monsterdon

The G spot finally they found it! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Why haven't you killed Minilla yet, old man!!!! #Monsterdon

So much toys and miniatures being destroyed.
#monsterdon