I love how earlier the missiles were perfectly able to curve around and perfectly hit the kajiu on the back of the ship without a single one missing in any way, but against this thing, suddenly they just fly wild and hit a building marked as friendly instead.
CGI missiles fly the way a kid imagines they would #monsterdon
We have spoken movie's subtiltle!
Oh good, we're finally getting back to the monsters and more low-rent KMFDM #monsterdon
#Monsterdon You blew up the station? wtf
I think the two random South Pole guys in their summer clothes are my favorite. #monsterdon
budget-rate missiles, 100% miss rate with no evasive action on the target's part, AND you blew up your own base
foom!
yes yes area g down south yes
#Monsterdon
Are we there yet mustache?
Hey! They found Area G. They needed a map, but they found it. #Monsterdon
Just realized I had a bingo!
Big G! Big G! Big G!
@apLundell I assumed it was a product placement
#monsterdon
in case it's not clear to the people watching the English dub: Captain Gordon only ever speaks English while everyone else speaks Japanese #Monsterdon
You have to respect a big dude who drinks from a tiny super elaborate tea cup.
#monsterdon Here comes the ship to screw you all! SCREW! YOU! ALL! Brrrrrrrrr....
Oh yeah, Godzilla remembers the whole burned Earth thing from the start.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
How long have these two been married?
that was a lot of setup for a spittake
One really strange looking G-spot. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon why is he shouting? Glen is like 2 feet away!
YAY SPIT TAKE
They're visiting the G Spot! Someone found it!
#Monsterdon π¦π¦πΆππ’πΈπ¦£π¦ π§π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ·οΈπ±
now THAT was a spit-take!
The Big G remembers alright.
And he's pissed
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Nice track!
Meanwhile at the isolated survivors.
Now I want a croissant #monsterdon
#Monsterdon We now go to Extremely Offline Dude.
#Monsterdon π¦π¦πΆππ’πΈπ¦£π¦ π§π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ·οΈπ±
Why is that man heading that croissant in a toaster oven tho?
#monsterdon Okay, so Gigan... is... a... croisssant? ;)
all your m-base are belong to us
#monsterdon
Kicked by bike! #monsterdon
And now, in another film: croissants and coffee.
"...and then what if we Demolition Man Godzilla?"
"Brilliant!"
The accent they gave mustache man (or it's his real voice? Just ADRed?) is like, Dumbass Sam Elliott
Well, there's Clint. Or something.
Big mood.
#Monsterdon That was very blue screen of death. Who was that guy?
After the motorcycle fight in the tunnel I was expecting the nouvelle chicane, the swimming pool, Rascasse, β¦
aww it makes me so happy to see that doggy getting held up and supported by its butt
good doggy hold, very nice 10/10
We're watching the Japanese subbed version and I love that everyone except captain burt reynolds is speaking Japanese while he speaks in English. But they have him dubbed with like Powdered Toast Man or something #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars
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Exactly at half-time in the film
The movie suddenly turns into anime.
Go Soundtrack, go Soundtrack!
Lady scientist is holding Candy/Clint in a really awkward fashion #monsterdon
Not much Godzilla in this here Godzilla movie so far. An hour and five minutes in . . .
@brooke we're headed to the final destination #monsterdon
My dude, with the power to name this mission ANYTHING, you went with βFinal Warβ???
Thatβs it. No more naming rights for you ever #Monsterdon
Can't wait for Godzilla to say "It's Godzilling time!"
#monsterdon
@jonny I too have wikipedia on a USB stick for just such an occasion.
this final bourbon
will decide the fate of, uh... whuzzit... th' ... saggy... face?
Holy shit. Huggy Bear and his cop friend just got fried by some sort of kaiju B-1 bomber?
#Monsterdon
dude giving line reads like he's welcoming me aboard Southwest flight 252 to Cleveland
Mate, we passed 'wise' a looooong time ago. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Name Drop. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
They said the title!!!!!!!!
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Roll Credits.
[techno intensifies]
Titular line. Everyone drink! #Monsterdon
@brooke It's really unfair he gets treated like deus ex ocean bottom so many times #monsterdon
TITLE DROP
Most appropriate spit take ever. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
#Monsterdon philip glass paid by the hour
Perfect spit-take!
One hour and five minutes in. Aside from the title sequence, no Godzilla.
and then go down to the south pole and knock up godzilla again
#Monsterdon
I need Dean Stockwell to show up, and a little person scientist, then this movie will make sense.
*Summarizes impossible plan*
Is that what you are saying?
Yes
*intense stare with convincing mustache*
I got some bad news about film cameras in the next generation...
#monsterdon
You want to go get Godzilla, bring him here, have him kill all of the other monsters, then destroy the alien invasion, then take Godzilla back to the south pole?
Yes.
White people be crazy.
This English in Japan dialogue is really pretty weird #monsterdon
doesn't his voice get sore talking all hoarse like that? #monsterdon
I kind of like the sense that even with all that mayhem there's still a remote green place far enough away to almost not hear
ALL THAT RACKET.
Bingo!!
ryΕkai π«‘
#Monsterdon π¦π¦πΆππ’πΈπ¦£π¦ π§π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ·οΈπ±
oh no the guy who plays captain gordon is from sierra vista!
I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
And we plan to do all that in 60 minutes? All right then.
Godzilla cold blooded?
So if 50-year-old-but-still-somehow-10 Kenta is here, can't they call Gamera for help?
Or did Gamera die of old age?
Quick recap of whats happened and what will happen
#monsterdon
5 minutes of exposition to explain wtf is going on. #Monsterdon
AWW YEAH DIRT BIKE STUNTZ #monsterdon
Ah! Yup. That'll all take about an hour. #Monsterdon
Captain Moustache is on the case #monsterdon
Resting Captain Face is an American, but primarily a UFC fighter, so we can forgive his foggy line deliveries
@davesdogmaggie Clearly, they were wrong. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Well, when you say it in a stupid voice, of course it sounds stupid.
Thunderbirds are GO!
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
A little late in the movie for this much exposition isn't it?
OMG Infant Island and the twins!!! But no singing?
βSuppose Godzilla defeats themβ¦ what next?β #Monsterdon
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