I’d be mad too, Godzilla.
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Finally, monster vs monster fights again. The alien sub-plot can go on hold for a while.

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"Jodzilla"?

JODZILLA?????

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did godzilla just kill those dudes wtf
did he even finish his croissant
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I love these two himbos

This movie is saved

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If all of this mourning and pathos and determination were based on anything that made sense I would be in tears by now.

#Monsterdon

RIP my sweet muscle bros.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mustache guy reminds me of the brother from 'my name is earl'

Kaiju, now with Taser action!!

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godzilla is fucking pissed that he got woken up for this shit
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#Monsterdon I just want to say that I didn't think it was possible for Gigan's design to be sillier than it was in his first appearance.

But I'll be damned if Final Wars hasn't delivered a home run here.

Joke's on you Gigan, choking is Godzilla's fetish.

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So did we. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Gigan was ready for some dominatrix action but no #monsterdon

forget Godzilla... they should go to the Mountains of Madness and unleash the Elder Things. #monsterdon

Godzilla stays ready; he doesn't have to get ready.

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Hmmmm...

The Coat Hanger has been trashed, but the Opera House survi... oh, never mind.

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#monsterdon gigan? more like byegan

Does Godzilla actually look smug to anyone else? I swear I saw smug...

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#monsterdon Godzookie!

Gigone #monsterdon

Aw, Gigan.

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haha get rekt gigan #monsterdon

Godzilla's pissed, and he wants to know why he should do your bidding when you've treated him like shit this whole time.

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bye bye gigan!

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Being Godzilla'd in the face looks painful.

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@starkraving666 Hahahah! Powered Toast Man!

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Godzilla just woke up and he is primed for MURDER

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go go godzilla!

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Strongly resisting the urge to scream "GO GO POWER RANGERRRRS" #monsterdon

Clearly we caught the G Spot crew on casual friday.

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aw yeah

hi big G

been a minute

glad t'sea ya

now fuck 'em up

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HEY, GODZILLA, KNOCK-KNOCK

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YES!
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You can have a fiery logo, or a spinning logo.

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yo is it time
for our boy???

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I love how earlier the missiles were perfectly able to curve around and perfectly hit the kajiu on the back of the ship without a single one missing in any way, but against this thing, suddenly they just fly wild and hit a building marked as friendly instead.

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CGI missiles fly the way a kid imagines they would #monsterdon

We have spoken movie's subtiltle!

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#Monsterdon You blew up the station? wtf

Oh good, we're finally getting back to the monsters and more low-rent KMFDM #monsterdon

I think the two random South Pole guys in their summer clothes are my favorite. #monsterdon

The bad news, the site's staffing levels have been cut back to 2

the good news...HAWAIIAN SHIRTS!

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budget-rate missiles, 100% miss rate with no evasive action on the target's part, AND you blew up your own base

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Welp, so much for the cappucino guy. #Monsterdon

this movie even has a guy that looks like The Rock before he became a superstar thing. WHAT IN THE CASSANDRA FORETELLING?!?

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foom!

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I love these boys with their Hawaiian vacation vibes at the south pole. I ship them.
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yes yes area g down south yes
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Are we there yet mustache?

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Hey! They found Area G. They needed a map, but they found it. #Monsterdon

Just realized I had a bingo!

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Big G! Big G! Big G!

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@apLundell I assumed it was a product placement
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in case it's not clear to the people watching the English dub: Captain Gordon only ever speaks English while everyone else speaks Japanese #Monsterdon

You have to respect a big dude who drinks from a tiny super elaborate tea cup.

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#monsterdon Here comes the ship to screw you all! SCREW! YOU! ALL! Brrrrrrrrr....

Oh yeah, Godzilla remembers the whole burned Earth thing from the start.
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that guy WAITED for his friend to take that drink of tea. he knew what he was doing. #monsterdon

How long have these two been married?

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that was a lot of setup for a spittake

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One really strange looking G-spot. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon why is he shouting? Glen is like 2 feet away!

YAY SPIT TAKE

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They're visiting the G Spot! Someone found it!

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now THAT was a spit-take!

The Big G remembers alright.

And he's pissed
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"Our tanks keep breaking apart! Who is our military contractor..."

"It's Revell, sir."

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Nice track!

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Meanwhile at the isolated survivors.

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Now I want a croissant #monsterdon

#Monsterdon We now go to Extremely Offline Dude.

#monsterdon Okay, so Gigan... is... a... croisssant? ;)

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Why is that man heading that croissant in a toaster oven tho?

all your m-base are belong to us
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Kicked by bike! #monsterdon

And now, in another film: croissants and coffee.

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"...and then what if we Demolition Man Godzilla?"
"Brilliant!"

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The accent they gave mustache man (or it's his real voice? Just ADRed?) is like, Dumbass Sam Elliott

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Well, there's Clint. Or something.

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Big mood.

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#Monsterdon That was very blue screen of death. Who was that guy?

After the motorcycle fight in the tunnel I was expecting the nouvelle chicane, the swimming pool, Rascasse, …

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aww it makes me so happy to see that doggy getting held up and supported by its butt

good doggy hold, very nice 10/10

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We're watching the Japanese subbed version and I love that everyone except captain burt reynolds is speaking Japanese while he speaks in English. But they have him dubbed with like Powdered Toast Man or something #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Exactly at half-time in the film

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The movie suddenly turns into anime.

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Go Soundtrack, go Soundtrack!

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Lady scientist is holding Candy/Clint in a really awkward fashion #monsterdon

Not much Godzilla in this here Godzilla movie so far. An hour and five minutes in . . .

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWar

@brooke we're headed to the final destination #monsterdon

My dude, with the power to name this mission ANYTHING, you went with “Final War”???

That’s it. No more naming rights for you ever #Monsterdon

This soundtrack really is too much. I need to fight a Final Fantasy boss to this. #Monsterdon

@msh it's because he's watched a lot of anime. #monsterdon

Can't wait for Godzilla to say "It's Godzilling time!"
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@jonny I too have wikipedia on a USB stick for just such an occasion.

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this final bourbon

will decide the fate of, uh... whuzzit... th' ... saggy... face?

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Holy shit. Huggy Bear and his cop friend just got fried by some sort of kaiju B-1 bomber?
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dude giving line reads like he's welcoming me aboard Southwest flight 252 to Cleveland

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