#Monsterdon Blow the smoke rings, kid!

"This Godzilla guy is one tough dude" Sheer poetry. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@JoeWynne Seems like a bugzapper bit would've worked well here.
#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

one
tough
dude
#monsterdon

Grandpa will explain.

#monsterdon

Engines are screwed, crashed into the ground. Just take right off like all's well, that's fine.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

did they just show godzilla travelling as a moving bump of ocean like bugs bunny tunneling through the ground?

#monsterdon

Now we are talking. This is beating the pants off of Jurassic Park.

#Monsterdon

Awww Minilla is wearing his seatbelt.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

yayyyy godzilla #monsterdon

"supersize our tragedy 🎶"

I don't know if this is a real song but it sounds like the perfect fake song

#Monsterdon

I finally got to the coffee and croissants part after the commercial but no one mentioned "The Ultimate Zen" magazine and Seinfeld jokes.

#Monsterdon

Rofl.

Just rofl.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuck you too charlotte

Yeeting. We have yeeting! #Monsterdon

Spider got his webs in the rope section of Ace Hardware #Monsterdon

Mustache man sounds drunk. #monsterdon

so the spider kaiju is Ebirah, right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon nice web action

Oh boy, 1998 Godzilla vs original.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon where in the world is carmen godzilliego

That spray-net was a good effect.

#monsterdon

Captain Pops Racer Stalin sounds like CW McCall about to put the hammer down 10-4. #Monsterdon

Can you really blame Toho for wanting to trash 98 Godzilla so handily?

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon Around the world in 80 minutes.

There was a reason the Sydney Opera House waws left intact...
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

Battle of the Titan...Producers

In Sydney, the monster Zilla is there to parody Sony-TriStar's 1998 Godzilla character. The name is used because the producer of a former Godzilla film series said that the 1998 movie "took the God out of Godzilla."

Lol, CGI monster vs old skool Godzilla to the tune of SUM 41 and it was all over before I could post this...

#Monsterdon

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE OPERA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Monsterdon

oh dear, the music
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla destroys Sydney (except the mall with the good Hot Topic)!

#monsterdon

Throwing a tantrum to a drum solo is a first for me.

#monsterdon

Godzilla striding across Antarctica doing the don't-mind-if-I-do grabby fingers before he eats some people

#Monsterdon

FATALITY

#Monsterdon

I still keep thinking Captain Mustache is Uncle Joe Stalin.

#Monsterdon

somehow the sydney opera house survives, but only so you know where you are.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

so big chin godzilla isn't godzilla at all, who is she

Whoops.

Also, I appreciate that Zilla is fast but weak.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon YESSSSSSS

I was just thinking that we need some face-melting Metal right about now.

#Monsterdon

Not the Sydney Opera House! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The Fat Lady Sang.

Did Minilla have some contract to be in this movie or something‽
#monsterdon

Are all of the monsters practical effects except American Godzilla?
#monsterdon

zilla vs. the big G

Hilarious

bye

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla always one for poetic justice. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Here's Sum 41 everyone

#monsterdon

Baby Godzilla looks like a shell-less TMNT, right? #Monsterdon

There's the opera house

Whoops not anymore

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we're at the WWE portion of the film.

lol sum41
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Oh yes oh yes oh yes the US Godzilla gets smashed!!!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

WE LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!

#RickAndMorty

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon choose your fighter

@SarraceniaWilds smh what a waste #monsterdon

Jonny Jonny - Sniper #monsterdon

The world is ruined, and the war is already lost. And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles. The skyline was beautiful, on fire… #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

My Godzilla's back and you're gonna be in trouble

#Monsterdon

HO HO HO

NOW I HAVE THE NUNCHAKU

- godzilla, probably

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I forgot about that flaming planet heading towards earth, how is Drill Stalin going to get us out of that

#Monsterdon

Up till now we have been lucky... I guess? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "there are two things you don't know about earth: one is me, and the other is godzilla" is a phrase everyone should find a way to use at least once

turn it off and on again #monsterdon

RIGHT ON GODZILLA! some top shelf pro Kaiju wrestling there #Monsterdon

Gigan is now a ninja.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

I’d be mad too, Godzilla.
#monsterdon

"Jodzilla"?

JODZILLA?????

#monsterdon

Finally, monster vs monster fights again. The alien sub-plot can go on hold for a while.

#Monsterdon

did godzilla just kill those dudes wtf
did he even finish his croissant
#Monsterdon

I love these two himbos

This movie is saved

#monsterdon

If all of this mourning and pathos and determination were based on anything that made sense I would be in tears by now.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon mustache guy reminds me of the brother from 'my name is earl'

Kaiju, now with Taser action!!

#Monsterdon

godzilla is fucking pissed that he got woken up for this shit
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon I just want to say that I didn't think it was possible for Gigan's design to be sillier than it was in his first appearance.

But I'll be damned if Final Wars hasn't delivered a home run here.

Joke's on you Gigan, choking is Godzilla's fetish.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

So did we. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Gigan was ready for some dominatrix action but no #monsterdon

forget Godzilla... they should go to the Mountains of Madness and unleash the Elder Things. #monsterdon

Godzilla stays ready; he doesn't have to get ready.

#Monsterdon

Hmmmm...

The Coat Hanger has been trashed, but the Opera House survi... oh, never mind.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Does Godzilla actually look smug to anyone else? I swear I saw smug...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon gigan? more like byegan

#monsterdon Godzookie!

Gigone #monsterdon

haha get rekt gigan #monsterdon

Godzilla's pissed, and he wants to know why he should do your bidding when you've treated him like shit this whole time.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

bye bye gigan!

#monsterdon

Being Godzilla'd in the face looks painful.

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Hahahah! Powered Toast Man!

#Monsterdon

Godzilla just woke up and he is primed for MURDER

#monsterdon

go go godzilla!

#monsterdon

Strongly resisting the urge to scream "GO GO POWER RANGERRRRS" #monsterdon

Clearly we caught the G Spot crew on casual friday.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

HEY, GODZILLA, KNOCK-KNOCK

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

YES!
#monsterdon

You can have a fiery logo, or a spinning logo.

#monsterdon

yo is it time
for our boy???

#monsterdon

I love how earlier the missiles were perfectly able to curve around and perfectly hit the kajiu on the back of the ship without a single one missing in any way, but against this thing, suddenly they just fly wild and hit a building marked as friendly instead.

#Monsterdon