#monsterdon Do dee doo...time to fuck off to New Zealand and try porking sheep!

Teamwork! The baseball practice paid off! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

MINYA!!!!

[kei truck spins out of control and crashes]

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Ah yes, the Wraiths are here to harvest .

#StargateAtlantis

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Ebirah is the lobster they fought earlier. The spider is Kumonga; and looking this up I learned there’s a real spider named after it! #monsterdon

Minilla, take the wheel #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "All my studies were useless."

Preach, sister.

A general and godzilla pretty much are the only things you need to know about the earth.

#Monsterdon

This is like old school Godzilla vs Godzilla from the 1990's movie.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Don't worry, Baby Godzilla, everybody loves Kei trucks as much as you do 💖 ✨

#Monsterdon

Use your power for good or evil? Yes!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So serious question: IS that little dude Godzuki or not?

#Monsterdon

Kaiju Soccer!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Aww yeah! Name of the movie spoken as dialog followed by musical breakdown #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Okay thanks. Must be one of those names they rattled off a half hour ago #monsterdon

"I can't breathe in this damn suit!! Help me out!!!" is what he was trying to say.
#monsterdon

MINYA! YOU CAN"T DRIVE!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

"what on earth is going on, huh?" <-- we are all asking this, while enjoying son of godzilla's silly runnings

this old man knows everything about the history of godzilla but has no idea who this fucking baby godzilla thing is that's hanging around #monsterdon

Woof. We still got 45 minutes. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The baby-Godzilla-that-is-definitely-not-just-a-man-in-a-suit #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

You should be in the writing room for these things

#Monsterdon

This movie is SOOOO loooooooooooong. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Milla has to go Tee Tees!

Aw man, there goes the Sydney Opera House!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Damn it, kill Minilla. #Monsterdon

why is Godzuki subplot?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon look, son of godzilla can't drive, don't shame that

#Monsterdon Blow the smoke rings, kid!

"This Godzilla guy is one tough dude" Sheer poetry. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@JoeWynne Seems like a bugzapper bit would've worked well here.
#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

one
tough
dude
#monsterdon

@arisummerland I hope that's how life in Space will be like... #Monsterdon

Grandpa will explain.

#monsterdon

Engines are screwed, crashed into the ground. Just take right off like all's well, that's fine.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

did they just show godzilla travelling as a moving bump of ocean like bugs bunny tunneling through the ground?

#monsterdon

Now we are talking. This is beating the pants off of Jurassic Park.

#Monsterdon

Awww Minilla is wearing his seatbelt.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

yayyyy godzilla #monsterdon

This alien leader guy is like a kid pitching a fit. His parents will show up at the end and scold him for being mean to the nice citizens of Earth. Then, they’ll lightly apologize without fixing anything and be off on their way.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon How fast is Godzilla moving?

It doesn't look like more than about thirty miles per hour.

Is there a two-week interval between these battles?

"supersize our tragedy 🎶"

I don't know if this is a real song but it sounds like the perfect fake song

#Monsterdon

So this is how it works #monsterdon

I finally got to the coffee and croissants part after the commercial but no one mentioned "The Ultimate Zen" magazine and Seinfeld jokes.

#Monsterdon

Rofl.

Just rofl.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon fuck you too charlotte

Yeeting. We have yeeting! #Monsterdon

Spider got his webs in the rope section of Ace Hardware #Monsterdon

Mustache man sounds drunk. #monsterdon

so the spider kaiju is Ebirah, right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon nice web action

Oh boy, 1998 Godzilla vs original.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon where in the world is carmen godzilliego

That spray-net was a good effect.

#monsterdon

Captain Pops Racer Stalin sounds like CW McCall about to put the hammer down 10-4. #Monsterdon

Can you really blame Toho for wanting to trash 98 Godzilla so handily?

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon Around the world in 80 minutes.

There was a reason the Sydney Opera House waws left intact...
#monsterdon

Lol, CGI monster vs old skool Godzilla to the tune of SUM 41 and it was all over before I could post this...

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

Battle of the Titan...Producers

In Sydney, the monster Zilla is there to parody Sony-TriStar's 1998 Godzilla character. The name is used because the producer of a former Godzilla film series said that the 1998 movie "took the God out of Godzilla."

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE OPERA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Monsterdon

oh dear, the music
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla destroys Sydney (except the mall with the good Hot Topic)!

#monsterdon

Throwing a tantrum to a drum solo is a first for me.

#monsterdon

Godzilla striding across Antarctica doing the don't-mind-if-I-do grabby fingers before he eats some people

#Monsterdon

I still keep thinking Captain Mustache is Uncle Joe Stalin.

#Monsterdon

FATALITY

#Monsterdon

somehow the sydney opera house survives, but only so you know where you are.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Whoops.

Also, I appreciate that Zilla is fast but weak.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

so big chin godzilla isn't godzilla at all, who is she

#monsterdon YESSSSSSS

I was just thinking that we need some face-melting Metal right about now.

#Monsterdon

Not the Sydney Opera House! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The Fat Lady Sang.

Did Minilla have some contract to be in this movie or something‽
#monsterdon

Are all of the monsters practical effects except American Godzilla?
#monsterdon

zilla vs. the big G

Hilarious

bye

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla always one for poetic justice. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Here's Sum 41 everyone

#monsterdon

Baby Godzilla looks like a shell-less TMNT, right? #Monsterdon

There's the opera house

Whoops not anymore

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now we're at the WWE portion of the film.

oh, lyrics for this one, huh. #monsterdon

lol sum41
#monsterdon

Oh yes oh yes oh yes the US Godzilla gets smashed!!!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

WE LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!

#RickAndMorty

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon choose your fighter

@SarraceniaWilds smh what a waste #monsterdon

Jonny Jonny - Sniper #monsterdon

Also at the south pole, for no reason, we have a research base staffed by A) burly tank top man and B) hawaiian shirt man. And they watch this ensuing monster battle and are like "oh fuck!" which is a good reaction under the circumstances.

#monsterdon

The world is ruined, and the war is already lost. And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles. The skyline was beautiful, on fire… #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

My Godzilla's back and you're gonna be in trouble

#Monsterdon

HO HO HO

NOW I HAVE THE NUNCHAKU

- godzilla, probably

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I forgot about that flaming planet heading towards earth, how is Drill Stalin going to get us out of that

#Monsterdon

Up till now we have been lucky... I guess? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "there are two things you don't know about earth: one is me, and the other is godzilla" is a phrase everyone should find a way to use at least once

turn it off and on again #monsterdon

RIGHT ON GODZILLA! some top shelf pro Kaiju wrestling there #Monsterdon

Gigan is now a ninja.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon