Now we are in a Robotech-esque fight sequence. I fully expect a massive laser to go off and blow them all up.

#Monsterdon

nice job luke skywalker #monsterdon

Uh... Wrong force Luke.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's a cliche soup.
YELLLLLLINNNNGGG

I don't think people who design these giant spaceships ought to use long straight chutes as prominent design elements. It's prone to abuse #monsterdon

"There's two things you don't know about the Earth: me, and Godzilla." I guess? #monsterdon

LMBO!!! WWE but #monsterdon

did that say 'fire maser'
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is that the MCP in there? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Would you listen to it while getting high?

#Monsterdon

Godzilla sure kicked the crap out of, uh, Anubis the Jackal-Headed Egyptian God of the Dead

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok they ripped this bit straight off from return of the jedi

This movie makes zero sense. There is no linear storyline. I might as well jump ahead to where everyone else is, it won't make any difference.
#Monsterdon

I make that sound on Sunday nights too.

AAAARARRRRARRRRHGHGHGHHHHHHAHH!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

GOD THIS BASS IS SO GOOD

Could take or leave the rest of this track but it's worth it for the bass alone

#Monsterdon

Good thing the inside of the spaceship has a really, really, really long tunnel.

#monsterdon

oh wait i remember this level i played this when it came out

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

A barrier seal! Like under the lid on the mason jars!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

So far there has been no real point to little Smolzilla's presence in this #Monsterdon yet I am absolutely delighted he is there

They're done on a computer but they still look like hand drawn mazers. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

ever see a baby blow a smoke ring
well
#Monsterdon

oh, his boyfriend's back? #monsterdon

I always did find the Protoss carriers to be one of the best ships in Starcra-

Wait...

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@SarraceniaWilds

And explode when it crashes?
#Monsterdon

Is it Bladerunner now?

#Monsterdon

Okay what now, they are bringing PLANETARY COLLISION into this storyline? Kaiju, mutants, aliens, and colliding planets?
#Monsterdon

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE #monsterdon

we've all seen the stop motion short where Minilla is trans and godzilla is her loving ally parent, right

#monsterdon

Happens to the best of us, Baby Godzilla

#Monsterdon

The Thrilla Minilla #monsterdon

minilla belches up another ring and then grows now? oookay

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@kcarr2015 I have been wondering the whole movie why the aircraft has a giant phallic drill bit on the front.

#Monsterdon

Why does he fight with no chance of winning? Spite, baby, pure spite!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The spice must flow!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

why does the pteradactyl make jet sounds when its flying
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You go Baby Yoda! Um, I mean Baby Godzilla! #Monsterdon

A barrier shield, as opposed to any other shield.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The itty baby smoke ring!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla is awesome, but not a great outfielder. Just saying, wouldn't pick him for my baseball team.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon minzilla level up!

Uhoh, Baby Godzilla's been vaping!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon SMOKE RING

So, Gojira dropped their kid off at some random house for babysitting so they can go fight? #monsterdon

So Gojira is a working parent?

is the central conceit that godzilla is constantly pissy, constantly wanting to fight everything, all the time?
#Monsterdon

This movie will be remembered for ruining Rodan’s SFX. #Monsterdon

Aww yeah, Godzilla time! #monsterdon

Angirus is just a big ole' soccer ball at this point. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Y’all, I have never laughed so hard at a fight scene in my life #Monsterdon

Also, I swear, one of them exploded but was okay.

#Monsterdon

Death Star II anyone?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

if there aren't actors flailing around in kaiju costumes, is it even a godzilla movie

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Now we're playing soccer...

Where's my girl at? #TeamMothra

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

#monsterdon

NICE SAVE!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

We must be passing through the Showa district. Only Showa-style kaiju action is allowed here.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Right in the corner pocket. What a shot!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I don't understand the rules of this ball game.

#Monsterdon

pondering on the evil of nuclear war…

oh silly baby dinosaur!

#MONSTERDON

Just remembered that Mothra will presumably come into this movie at some point. Maybe in *this* fight for tag-team action, to come to the Boy's aid

#Monsterdon

Those little Izuki vans are workhorses though....

#Monsterdon

Did Baragon have a prior commitment or something? How come he's the only one not in it? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is that all? Godzilla gran tour around the world ?
#Monsterdon

Let's go! Godzilla vs Anguira.

The Rumble in the Jungle.

The Thrilla' in Manila!!!!

#Monsterdon

Okay, I'm going to be honest, I really like that they gave Godzilla cute little ears in this one.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

OK which one is the one with the fur?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

I think that one monster destroyed Asgard. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

oh no now everyone's doing silly runnings

i love this version of godzilla that looks like it can unhinge its jaw #MONSTERDON

Baby Godzilla take the wheel!

#WWBGD #Monsterdon

No, not Angurius! 😞

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Where did the aliens find all these Pokémon? Are the aliens really Team Rocket? #Monsterdon

Godilla VERSUS Boot Cleaner

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Now: Godzilla vs. Spiny Norman

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Do dee doo...time to fuck off to New Zealand and try porking sheep!

Teamwork! The baseball practice paid off! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

MINYA!!!!

[kei truck spins out of control and crashes]

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Ah yes, the Wraiths are here to harvest .

#StargateAtlantis

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Ebirah is the lobster they fought earlier. The spider is Kumonga; and looking this up I learned there’s a real spider named after it! #monsterdon

Minilla, take the wheel #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "All my studies were useless."

Preach, sister.

A general and godzilla pretty much are the only things you need to know about the earth.

#Monsterdon

This is like old school Godzilla vs Godzilla from the 1990's movie.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Don't worry, Baby Godzilla, everybody loves Kei trucks as much as you do 💖 ✨

#Monsterdon

Use your power for good or evil? Yes!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So serious question: IS that little dude Godzuki or not?

#Monsterdon

Kaiju Soccer!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Aww yeah! Name of the movie spoken as dialog followed by musical breakdown #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Okay thanks. Must be one of those names they rattled off a half hour ago #monsterdon

"I can't breathe in this damn suit!! Help me out!!!" is what he was trying to say.
#monsterdon

MINYA! YOU CAN"T DRIVE!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

"what on earth is going on, huh?" <-- we are all asking this, while enjoying son of godzilla's silly runnings

Woof. We still got 45 minutes. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The baby-Godzilla-that-is-definitely-not-just-a-man-in-a-suit #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

You should be in the writing room for these things

#Monsterdon

This movie is SOOOO loooooooooooong. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Milla has to go Tee Tees!

Aw man, there goes the Sydney Opera House!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Damn it, kill Minilla. #Monsterdon

why is Godzuki subplot?

#Monsterdon