Now we are in a Robotech-esque fight sequence. I fully expect a massive laser to go off and blow them all up.
nice job luke skywalker #monsterdon
Uh... Wrong force Luke.
#Monsterdon it's a cliche soup.
YELLLLLLINNNNGGG
I don't think people who design these giant spaceships ought to use long straight chutes as prominent design elements. It's prone to abuse #monsterdon
"There's two things you don't know about the Earth: me, and Godzilla." I guess? #monsterdon
LMBO!!! WWE but #monsterdon
did that say 'fire maser'
#Monsterdon
is that the MCP in there? #monsterdon
@Cherizilla Would you listen to it while getting high?
Godzilla sure kicked the crap out of, uh, Anubis the Jackal-Headed Egyptian God of the Dead
#Monsterdon ok they ripped this bit straight off from return of the jedi
This movie makes zero sense. There is no linear storyline. I might as well jump ahead to where everyone else is, it won't make any difference.
#Monsterdon
I make that sound on Sunday nights too.
AAAARARRRRARRRRHGHGHGHHHHHHAHH!
GOD THIS BASS IS SO GOOD
Could take or leave the rest of this track but it's worth it for the bass alone
Good thing the inside of the spaceship has a really, really, really long tunnel.
oh wait i remember this level i played this when it came out
A barrier seal! Like under the lid on the mason jars!
So far there has been no real point to little Smolzilla's presence in this #Monsterdon yet I am absolutely delighted he is there
They're done on a computer but they still look like hand drawn mazers. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
ever see a baby blow a smoke ring
well
#Monsterdon
oh, his boyfriend's back? #monsterdon
And explode when it crashes?
#Monsterdon
Is it Bladerunner now?
Okay what now, they are bringing PLANETARY COLLISION into this storyline? Kaiju, mutants, aliens, and colliding planets?
#Monsterdon
YOUR HEAD A SPLODE #monsterdon
we've all seen the stop motion short where Minilla is trans and godzilla is her loving ally parent, right
Happens to the best of us, Baby Godzilla
The Thrilla Minilla #monsterdon
minilla belches up another ring and then grows now? oookay
@kcarr2015 I have been wondering the whole movie why the aircraft has a giant phallic drill bit on the front.
Why does he fight with no chance of winning? Spite, baby, pure spite!
The spice must flow!
why does the pteradactyl make jet sounds when its flying
#Monsterdon
You go Baby Yoda! Um, I mean Baby Godzilla! #Monsterdon
A barrier shield, as opposed to any other shield.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
The itty baby smoke ring!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Godzilla is awesome, but not a great outfielder. Just saying, wouldn't pick him for my baseball team.
#Monsterdon minzilla level up!
Uhoh, Baby Godzilla's been vaping!
#Monsterdon SMOKE RING
So, Gojira dropped their kid off at some random house for babysitting so they can go fight? #monsterdon
So Gojira is a working parent?
is the central conceit that godzilla is constantly pissy, constantly wanting to fight everything, all the time?
#Monsterdon
This movie will be remembered for ruining Rodanβs SFX. #Monsterdon
Aww yeah, Godzilla time! #monsterdon
Angirus is just a big ole' soccer ball at this point. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Yβall, I have never laughed so hard at a fight scene in my life #Monsterdon
Also, I swear, one of them exploded but was okay.
Death Star II anyone?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
if there aren't actors flailing around in kaiju costumes, is it even a godzilla movie
#monsterdon Now we're playing soccer...
Where's my girl at? #TeamMothra
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
NICE SAVE!
We must be passing through the Showa district. Only Showa-style kaiju action is allowed here.
Right in the corner pocket. What a shot!
I don't understand the rules of this ball game.
Just remembered that Mothra will presumably come into this movie at some point. Maybe in *this* fight for tag-team action, to come to the Boy's aid
Those little Izuki vans are workhorses though....
Did Baragon have a prior commitment or something? How come he's the only one not in it? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Is that all? Godzilla gran tour around the world ?
#Monsterdon
Okay, I'm going to be honest, I really like that they gave Godzilla cute little ears in this one.
OK which one is the one with the fur?
I think that one monster destroyed Asgard. #Monsterdon
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oh no now everyone's doing silly runnings
i love this version of godzilla that looks like it can unhinge its jaw #MONSTERDON
Baby Godzilla take the wheel!
No, not Angurius! π
Where did the aliens find all these PokΓ©mon? Are the aliens really Team Rocket? #Monsterdon
Godilla VERSUS Boot Cleaner
Now: Godzilla vs. Spiny Norman
#monsterdon Do dee doo...time to fuck off to New Zealand and try porking sheep!
Teamwork! The baseball practice paid off! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
@Zerofactorial Ebirah is the lobster they fought earlier. The spider is Kumonga; and looking this up I learned thereβs a real spider named after it! #monsterdon
Minilla, take the wheel #monsterdon
#Monsterdon "All my studies were useless."
Preach, sister.
A general and godzilla pretty much are the only things you need to know about the earth.
This is like old school Godzilla vs Godzilla from the 1990's movie.
Don't worry, Baby Godzilla, everybody loves Kei trucks as much as you do π β¨
Use your power for good or evil? Yes!
So serious question: IS that little dude Godzuki or not?
Kaiju Soccer!
Aww yeah! Name of the movie spoken as dialog followed by musical breakdown #monsterdon
@OldRustBucket Okay thanks. Must be one of those names they rattled off a half hour ago #monsterdon
"I can't breathe in this damn suit!! Help me out!!!" is what he was trying to say.
#monsterdon
MINYA! YOU CAN"T DRIVE!
#Monsterdon π¦π¦πΆππ’πΈπ¦£π¦ π§π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ·οΈπ±
"what on earth is going on, huh?" <-- we are all asking this, while enjoying son of godzilla's silly runnings
Woof. We still got 45 minutes. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
The baby-Godzilla-that-is-definitely-not-just-a-man-in-a-suit #Monsterdon
This movie is SOOOO loooooooooooong. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Milla has to go Tee Tees!
Aw man, there goes the Sydney Opera House!
Damn it, kill Minilla. #Monsterdon
why is Godzuki subplot?