oh shit he just grabbed that moth by the BALLS
#Monsterdon

So, we're doing Dune now too.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon oh fuck he's the one and his ability hasn't manifested yet hmm where i heard this before

@davesdogmaggie The seven ex-Kaiju? 😃
#monsterdon

jesus christ this movie really is gonna have every cliche and stereotype lmao
#monsterdon

So we're calling the superhumans Keizers, are we

You sure about that, movie

#Monsterdon

Damnit, the food supply is rebelling, and now Godzilla is killing all of our Kaiju! How did our plan go so wrong? 😖

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Not Chainsaw Man. #Monsterdon

Did Siri dub this shit? #Monsterdon

monster has red eyes = evil monster
monster has red eyes and extra eyes that are also red = extra super evil monster
#Monsterdon

damn mothra sure ate shit

#monsterdon

So Godzilla is way better than NASA. He was able to spot an asteroid hurtling toward Earth from a long way away, and put a beam straight on it while standing on Earth. The math is pretty amazing. #monsterdon

Stabbed with a symbol of peace! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

Mothra, nooooo!!!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mothra's been working out.

#Monsterdon oh God Gigan got even sillier.

Where is Scott Pilgrim? #Monsterdon

PRIDE MOTH PRIDE MOTH
#monsterdon

welcome back gigan! now with chainsaws

#monsterdon

Who knew the Xillians had a thing for chainsaws? #monsterdon

Is Godzilla going to save the Earth by sending that other planet back to where it came from? Oh yes he is.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Wait, is his ship being pursued by George Pal WotW Martian-style ships?

!!!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon going hard with their voice changing apz

whispering Zoom Zoom.

#monsterdon

oof, right in the godzidneys

#monsterdon

in the grim future of hello kitty tokyo there is only godzilla

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So the Xilians need energy to survive by way of mitochondria so are turning the Human race into er...sort of batteries then right?

...

Original.

#Monsterdon

And now they blew up the Death star.

#Monsterdon

alien xenomorph or giant diablo?
🤔
#monsterdon

ouchies

#Monsterdon

Godzilla vs a Scissor-Tailed Xenomorph

#monsterdon

@ricci I think he's been failing upward for a long time #monsterdon

Amazing that I skilled ahead 45 minutes and I feel like I've missed nothing important.
#Monsterdon

The slickness and the music and the extent to which I can not care what's happening or about anyone to whom it's happening all remind me of the original "Blade".

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

30 minutes left and we get boss fight theming. Hm.

#Monsterdon

Round 3. FIGHT. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

*Gasp*
I think Anakin just flew into the alien space ship and blew himself up, destroying the shield generator!

That was unexpected. Dunno how he's going to become Vader now.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla is the lifestream.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

"We'll control you so you don't wreak any more havoc on this planet"

X is an ecofascist? I wasn't expecting that.

#Monsterdon

oh good Godzilla's going to take care of the asteroid for us, thanks bro

#monsterdon

I am disappointed at the lack of Stargate references. There's so many good ones to make.

#monsterdon

Tokyo Tower still stands! Sort of. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

Nooo!! Mothra!!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Big Al said Godzillas can't look up.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

"We need you to increase in number, so we will not let you have the technological civilization necessary to sustain a population in the billions"

#Monsterdon

These aliens are really big on calling humans cattle
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Okay, soccer moves by Godzilla and whatever floppy-ears monster is called was pretty good.

We're not cattle, we're sheep! Speciest!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

they want our midichlorians!? I KNEW IT

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

mitochondria are the warp core of the cell

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Now that was a missed opportunity for a cartoon hat swipe sound effect callback.

#Monsterdon

Okay, so now I'm caught up. Godzilla is here frying some monsters, ninja lady has a sword to Pops' neck, and alien guy is telling the whole plan. Seems legit.

#Monsterdon

Live improves the taste of the broth. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Too soon. #Monsterdon

“Ma’am, I am built of Mustache Hair and ‘Murican Machoism. You can’t scare me with your sword” #Monsterdon

"This Godzilla guy is one tough dude... interesting." #monsterdon

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell! #monsterdon

"We seek what you call the ... midichlorians"

#Monsterdon

How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon

I'm gonna shave your mustache, cheekbone man.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Godzuki is evolving....

#Monsterdon

Movie #10 appears to be DESTROY ALL MONSTERS.

#Monsterdon

and the oscar for convincing uncontained frustration and anger goes to
#monsterdon

That sword hasn't even been used in this movie yet. How is it already so nicked up?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's the Bride

#Monsterdon I'm sorry, I gotta say it: I love this movie.

Hedorah should always be accompanied by sad Charlie Brown piano

#monsterdon

About effing time. My favorite Kaiju enters the fight.

#Monsterdon

Everyone set for the big reveal? #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

@ramsey I too feel it's just lazy design #monsterdon

TEAM MOTHRA!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT THE TOWER

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

after this is over, we're gonna build back better, right? #monsterdon

oh like a microwave gun ig. yeah thatd mess you up.
#Monsterdon

I love it when he throws temper tantrums.

#monsterdon

@paco if by bullseyeing, you mean go splat on the womprat, then yes! Kusama is your man.

#Monsterdon

Dang it. Japanese Alien David Bowie uses the power of Good Eye Makeup to teleport his cronies into our heroes’ ship #Monsterdon

Get your spiders out of here #monsterdon

I love how the music got all groovy for Hedora. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon it may sound primitive and unscientific, but

MOM'S HOME

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon BAH GAWD IS THAT MOTHRAS MUSIC

The fairies are praying, now. I think they just released Mothra. Things are about to get lit.

#Monsterdon

I know they're being ambitious but we really don't need the beef jerky monster to show up, no one loves the beef jerky monster

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, on Infant Island #monsterdon

So they could just have teleported in and killed the people in charge all along?

But instead all this...

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat It's not #Monsterdon until someone toots a Devil Woman meme!

Bingo! #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne I'm hoping for OVER 9000?!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Drill Stalin is the Drill Master

#Monsterdon

Rest in pieces, headcanonically gay Kazama o7

#Monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't need an excuse but he's really enjoying the gratuitous destruction. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

It's American soccer/Football but #monsterdon

Wait, which one of them is the protoculture?

And why isn't the biologist singing?

#WrongMovie #Macross

#monsterdon

cap'n lotstodrink give him a second his boyfriend just died ffs

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

I have no idea which ship is which

#Monsterdon just drills straight into the enemy ship lol

Kusama! You've turned off your targeting computer.

It's just like bullseyeing womprats back home.

#monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds oh yeah they got a maser they mentioned that earlier i think #monsterdon