#Monsterdon BAH GAWD IS THAT MOTHRAS MUSIC

The fairies are praying, now. I think they just released Mothra. Things are about to get lit.

#Monsterdon

I know they're being ambitious but we really don't need the beef jerky monster to show up, no one loves the beef jerky monster

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, on Infant Island #monsterdon

MON MOTHRA!

#Monsterdon

So they could just have teleported in and killed the people in charge all along?

But instead all this...

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat It's not #Monsterdon until someone toots a Devil Woman meme!

Bingo! #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne I'm hoping for OVER 9000?!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

*scene where the one cowboy visits the other cowboy's parents' house and is sad about his jacket*

#Monsterdon

Drill Stalin is the Drill Master

#Monsterdon

Rest in pieces, headcanonically gay Kazama o7

#Monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't need an excuse but he's really enjoying the gratuitous destruction. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

It's American soccer/Football but #monsterdon

Wait, which one of them is the protoculture?

And why isn't the biologist singing?

#WrongMovie #Macross

#monsterdon

cap'n lotstodrink give him a second his boyfriend just died ffs

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

I have no idea which ship is which

#Monsterdon just drills straight into the enemy ship lol

oh no, that character that I wasn't invested in sacrificed himself

#monsterdon

Kusama! You've turned off your targeting computer.

It's just like bullseyeing womprats back home.

#monsterdon

WHY DID GODZILLA TRY TO CATCH THAT KICK!? It was a ball of spikes 60 meters across flying at his head that is the Barney to his Fred Flintstone in another continuity.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds oh yeah they got a maser they mentioned that earlier i think #monsterdon

nice job luke skywalker #monsterdon

Now we are in a Robotech-esque fight sequence. I fully expect a massive laser to go off and blow them all up.

#Monsterdon

Uh... Wrong force Luke.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's a cliche soup.
YELLLLLLINNNNGGG

I don't think people who design these giant spaceships ought to use long straight chutes as prominent design elements. It's prone to abuse #monsterdon

"There's two things you don't know about the Earth: me, and Godzilla." I guess? #monsterdon

LMBO!!! WWE but #monsterdon

did that say 'fire maser'
#Monsterdon

Finally some action. #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

is that the MCP in there? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla Would you listen to it while getting high?

#Monsterdon

Godzilla sure kicked the crap out of, uh, Anubis the Jackal-Headed Egyptian God of the Dead

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok they ripped this bit straight off from return of the jedi

This movie makes zero sense. There is no linear storyline. I might as well jump ahead to where everyone else is, it won't make any difference.
#Monsterdon

I make that sound on Sunday nights too.

AAAARARRRRARRRRHGHGHGHHHHHHAHH!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

GOD THIS BASS IS SO GOOD

Could take or leave the rest of this track but it's worth it for the bass alone

#Monsterdon

Good thing the inside of the spaceship has a really, really, really long tunnel.

#monsterdon

oh wait i remember this level i played this when it came out

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

A barrier seal! Like under the lid on the mason jars!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

So far there has been no real point to little Smolzilla's presence in this #Monsterdon yet I am absolutely delighted he is there

They're done on a computer but they still look like hand drawn mazers. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

ever see a baby blow a smoke ring
well
#Monsterdon

oh, his boyfriend's back? #monsterdon

I always did find the Protoss carriers to be one of the best ships in Starcra-

Wait...

#Monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds

And explode when it crashes?
#Monsterdon

Is it Bladerunner now?

#Monsterdon

Okay what now, they are bringing PLANETARY COLLISION into this storyline? Kaiju, mutants, aliens, and colliding planets?
#Monsterdon

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE #monsterdon

we've all seen the stop motion short where Minilla is trans and godzilla is her loving ally parent, right

#monsterdon

Happens to the best of us, Baby Godzilla

#Monsterdon

The Thrilla Minilla #monsterdon

minilla belches up another ring and then grows now? oookay

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@kcarr2015 I have been wondering the whole movie why the aircraft has a giant phallic drill bit on the front.

#Monsterdon

Why does he fight with no chance of winning? Spite, baby, pure spite!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@blogdiva The 1998 American Godzilla is genderfluid like Jurassic Park dinos, or just female. In most other movies Godzilla is just genderless or an adoptive father.
What are the secondary sexual characteristics of a 100 meter tall dinosauroid? Hmm.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

why does the pteradactyl make jet sounds when its flying
#Monsterdon

The spice must flow!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

You go Baby Yoda! Um, I mean Baby Godzilla! #Monsterdon

A barrier shield, as opposed to any other shield.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The itty baby smoke ring!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla is awesome, but not a great outfielder. Just saying, wouldn't pick him for my baseball team.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon minzilla level up!

That's not a moon!

(sorry)

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Uhoh, Baby Godzilla's been vaping!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon SMOKE RING

So, Gojira dropped their kid off at some random house for babysitting so they can go fight? #monsterdon

So Gojira is a working parent?

is the central conceit that godzilla is constantly pissy, constantly wanting to fight everything, all the time?
#Monsterdon

This movie will be remembered for ruining Rodan’s SFX. #Monsterdon

Angirus is just a big ole' soccer ball at this point. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Aww yeah, Godzilla time! #monsterdon

Y’all, I have never laughed so hard at a fight scene in my life #Monsterdon

Also, I swear, one of them exploded but was okay.

#Monsterdon

Death Star II anyone?
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

if there aren't actors flailing around in kaiju costumes, is it even a godzilla movie

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Now we're playing soccer...

Where's my girl at? #TeamMothra

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

#monsterdon

NICE SAVE!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

We must be passing through the Showa district. Only Showa-style kaiju action is allowed here.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Right in the corner pocket. What a shot!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I don't understand the rules of this ball game.

#Monsterdon

pondering on the evil of nuclear war…

oh silly baby dinosaur!

#MONSTERDON

Just remembered that Mothra will presumably come into this movie at some point. Maybe in *this* fight for tag-team action, to come to the Boy's aid

#Monsterdon

Those little Izuki vans are workhorses though....

#Monsterdon

Did Baragon have a prior commitment or something? How come he's the only one not in it? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is that all? Godzilla gran tour around the world ?
#Monsterdon

Let's go! Godzilla vs Anguira.

The Rumble in the Jungle.

The Thrilla' in Manila!!!!

#Monsterdon

Okay, I'm going to be honest, I really like that they gave Godzilla cute little ears in this one.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

OK which one is the one with the fur?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

aw Godzilla ALMOST did an Akira-slide! #monsterdon

I think that one monster destroyed Asgard. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

oh no now everyone's doing silly runnings

i love this version of godzilla that looks like it can unhinge its jaw #MONSTERDON

Baby Godzilla take the wheel!

#WWBGD #Monsterdon

No, not Angurius! 😞

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Where did the aliens find all these Pokémon? Are the aliens really Team Rocket? #Monsterdon

Godilla VERSUS Boot Cleaner

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Now: Godzilla vs. Spiny Norman

#Monsterdon