Like they could've use actual cattle instead of destroying civilisation I mean cow mitochondria aren't really any different than ours
Heck maybe even fish or bugs or bacteria have 'em but like even if you are picky eaters there are like...much more practical options
wait what did i miss this evil guy is emperor palpatine now????
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@brooke You're a Kaiser, Harry #Monsterdon
Gonna make a motivational poster that says "Wake up and be a kaizer!"
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Kaiser Permanente?
#Monsterdon is that thing supposed to be King Gidorah?
Wait. Did we just dip into Dragonball Z? Is this guy gonna go all Super Saiyan? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
#monsterdon This movie comes with an 80 page glossary.
Keizer Soze?
Alien David Bowie says he and Cute Mutant Boy are actually Ceasar, or something #Monsterdon
Oh Godzilla is in trouble. Diablo just got the phase beam upgrade.
Okay so now it's just like aliens are playing giant Pokemon with Earthlings?
#Monsterdon
Keizers? You mean like rolls? #monsterdon
Well that's a design flaw. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
oh shit he just grabbed that moth by the BALLS
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So, we're doing Dune now too.
Oh good a "Keizer" this movie needed more things
#Monsterdon oh fuck he's the one and his ability hasn't manifested yet hmm where i heard this before
@davesdogmaggie The seven ex-Kaiju? π
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jesus christ this movie really is gonna have every cliche and stereotype lmao
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Damnit, the food supply is rebelling, and now Godzilla is killing all of our Kaiju! How did our plan go so wrong? π
Not Chainsaw Man. #Monsterdon
Did Siri dub this shit? #Monsterdon
monster has red eyes = evil monster
monster has red eyes and extra eyes that are also red = extra super evil monster
#Monsterdon
damn mothra sure ate shit
So Godzilla is way better than NASA. He was able to spot an asteroid hurtling toward Earth from a long way away, and put a beam straight on it while standing on Earth. The math is pretty amazing. #monsterdon
Stabbed with a symbol of peace! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
Mothra, nooooo!!!
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#Monsterdon Mothra's been working out.
#Monsterdon oh God Gigan got even sillier.
Where is Scott Pilgrim? #Monsterdon
DOUBLE CHAINSAW HANDS
PRIDE MOTH PRIDE MOTH
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welcome back gigan! now with chainsaws
Who knew the Xillians had a thing for chainsaws? #monsterdon
Is Godzilla going to save the Earth by sending that other planet back to where it came from? Oh yes he is.
#Monsterdon
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Wait, is his ship being pursued by George Pal WotW Martian-style ships?
!!!
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#monsterdon going hard with their voice changing apz
whispering Zoom Zoom.
oof, right in the godzidneys
It's Neo and Agent Smith
in the grim future of hello kitty tokyo there is only godzilla
So the Xilians need energy to survive by way of mitochondria so are turning the Human race into er...sort of batteries then right?
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Original.
And now they blew up the Death star.
alien xenomorph or giant diablo?
π€
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ouchies
Godzilla vs a Scissor-Tailed Xenomorph
@ricci I think he's been failing upward for a long time #monsterdon
Amazing that I skilled ahead 45 minutes and I feel like I've missed nothing important.
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The slickness and the music and the extent to which I can not care what's happening or about anyone to whom it's happening all remind me of the original "Blade".
30 minutes left and we get boss fight theming. Hm.
Round 3. FIGHT. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
*Gasp*
I think Anakin just flew into the alien space ship and blew himself up, destroying the shield generator!
That was unexpected. Dunno how he's going to become Vader now.
Godzilla is the lifestream.
"We'll control you so you don't wreak any more havoc on this planet"
X is an ecofascist? I wasn't expecting that.
oh good Godzilla's going to take care of the asteroid for us, thanks bro
I am disappointed at the lack of Stargate references. There's so many good ones to make.
Tokyo Tower still stands! Sort of. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
Nooo!! Mothra!!
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Big Al said Godzillas can't look up.
"We need you to increase in number, so we will not let you have the technological civilization necessary to sustain a population in the billions"
These aliens are really big on calling humans cattle
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Okay, soccer moves by Godzilla and whatever floppy-ears monster is called was pretty good.
We're not cattle, we're sheep! Speciest!
mitochondria are the warp core of the cell
they want our midichlorians!? I KNEW IT
Now that was a missed opportunity for a cartoon hat swipe sound effect callback.
Okay, so now I'm caught up. Godzilla is here frying some monsters, ninja lady has a sword to Pops' neck, and alien guy is telling the whole plan. Seems legit.
@plaidtron3000 Too soon. #Monsterdon
Live improves the taste of the broth. #Monsterdon
βMaβam, I am built of Mustache Hair and βMurican Machoism. You canβt scare me with your swordβ #Monsterdon
"This Godzilla guy is one tough dude... interesting." #monsterdon
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell! #monsterdon
"We seek what you call the ... midichlorians"
How come the captain speaks with the same cadence as Rowsdower? #Monsterdon
I'm gonna shave your mustache, cheekbone man.
Godzuki is evolving....
Movie #10 appears to be DESTROY ALL MONSTERS.
and the oscar for convincing uncontained frustration and anger goes to
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That sword hasn't even been used in this movie yet. How is it already so nicked up?
#Monsterdon It's the Bride
#Monsterdon I'm sorry, I gotta say it: I love this movie.
Hedorah should always be accompanied by sad Charlie Brown piano
Starting to think this X guy might not be a formidable foe, actually
Everyone set for the big reveal? #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
About effing time. My favorite Kaiju enters the fight.
@ramsey I too feel it's just lazy design #monsterdon
TEAM MOTHRA!
A SECOND KAIJU HAS HIT THE TOWER
after this is over, we're gonna build back better, right? #monsterdon
oh like a microwave gun ig. yeah thatd mess you up.
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I love it when he throws temper tantrums.
@paco if by bullseyeing, you mean go splat on the womprat, then yes! Kusama is your man.
Dang it. Japanese Alien David Bowie uses the power of Good Eye Makeup to teleport his cronies into our heroesβ ship #Monsterdon
Get your spiders out of here #monsterdon
I love how the music got all groovy for Hedora. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
#monsterdon it may sound primitive and unscientific, but
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