Do the Xilians even HAVE spoons for there to be no spoons of?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We're not cattle. We're humans."

"Yeah, I know what species you are. See, I was implying that humans are now ... oh nevermind. You wouldn't understand."

OH SHIT he going super saiyan now?
#monsterdon

....what was that spin?!

#monsterdon

Oh shit, he's got The Glow!

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon We need the vegetarian line again.

*music starts* You are the last dragon. You possess the power of the glooooow. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I'm sorry, I'm rooting for the leather baddies on behalf of all the leather daddies

#Monsterdon #PrideMonth

Oooh, I think he’s ascending to his final form!!! #Monsterdon

@wohali It looked more like he chopped her neck.

#Monsterdon

Well that waws the most non-hit hit I have seen
#monsterdon

are the mutants somehow also robots?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

is this like the sixth guys who's dramatically stayed behand in action movie martyrdom
i didnt even see the first half of the movie lol
#Monsterdon

Mustache Man has watched his film noir, he knows you can’t trust the dame #Monsterdon

When Gordon hits the Xillians they make a cat snarling sound. As they should #monsterdon

How is a movie where kaiju leap, ball up like hedgehogs in midair, and roll a path of destruction and cute people launch rockets such a bad movie? #Monsterdon

All these people punching each other would be WAY cooler if they were in monster suits. I mean. Isn't that kind of the point of the franchise? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

hahahahahahaha the slap

#monsterdon

There is So Much black leather in this movie #Monsterdon

Tom Selleck with a couple of guns, I believe. Samurai sword? Not so much. #monsterdon

Aliens: cheat and bring guns to a swordfight.

MC: Stabs the sword down and raises his fist.

Aliens: drop their guns.

Well alrighty then!

#Monsterdon

[X LAUGHING]

YOU'RE BANNED!

AND YOU'RE BANNED!

EVERYONE IS BANNED!!!

#monsterdon

Toldja not to miss the train.
#GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

oh man, this is too much comedy for me
#monsterdon

The All-Kaiju Battle Royals outside and Buff Tom Selleck in The Matrix all at once my brain is too full to process this #Monsterdon

@stragu Sounds dirty #monsterdon

Mothra is clearly not at full strength because the tiny woman didn't sing MotheraaAA

#Monsterdon

... just shoot?

#monsterdon

@hollie We can only hope for Mario Kart World.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Why fight things out with puny laser handguns when you could be fighting with laserblasters? #monsterdon

Wait, I missed them finding Real UN Guy??

I guess that fabulous jacket was too good to lose #Monsterdon

This ship pretty much looks like there's a glaive around here somewhere.

#monsterdon

Godzilla with the ground and pound

#Monsterdon

You know what this fight needs?

a glaive

#Monsterdon

@amyfou It's more like interpretive dance #monsterdon

"People used to call me Mr. One-Shot."

"Sir, it is hardly the time to be bragging about your bedroom performance."

#monsterdon

Why do we know these people are not the aliens this time?

Like, we just know apparently.

#Monsterdon

Only 2 hours left. This movie is flying by. #Monsterdon

That's a very sharp sword

#Monsterdon

Even though I wasn't able to join the watch party Final Wars is approximately as fun to experience purely through the medium of y'all's posts #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Drill Stalin and Blade girl are totally going to date after this.

Are we about to have the romance genre come it to complete the set represented in this movie?

Serious eye contact there.

#Monsterdon

Uh oh! Finger twitch!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

His power level is over 9000!
#Monsterdon

Super powerful aliens... being defeated by normal non-mutant humans apparently

#monsterdon

"I managed to escape somehow!"

Somehow, I returned

#Monsterdon

I feel like there are at least 3 or 4 movies in this movie
#monsterdon

Ohio Mister Ander-san. #monsterdon

Where is our resident mixologist? We need a fiery MOTHRA recipe. Stat!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

hoping the pretty-boy bad guy is going to morph into king geedorah as his final form

#monsterdon

holds up sword

RESPECT THE 1 V 1!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

I wonder what son of godzilla is doing right now

What this movie needs is a Trinity character #monsterdon

Maniacal 45 stare

#Monsterdon

"No, he's chasing me"

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Somehow I escaped. I am totally the real Mr Secretary. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

Poor Mothra

#Monsterdon

'what happened' listen nobody knows man not even the writers
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Girl, just convert the others with the glowy ninja star.

oh come ON, as if copying the bullet time rotating camera bits wasn't enough

#monsterdon

oh and this guy is neo now 🥴
#monsterdon

mothra eats shit 2.0: now with fire

#monsterdon

They really just did the matrix

I just...

*Sigh*

#Monsterdon

For some reason I just don't trust the sinister Gigan with a chainsaw fixation #monsterdon

nipple-discs! what a dirty trick!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Uh oh, the pixie dust. Cue the larvae

Aww. Not Mothra. . .

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Who's ready for some fairies?

#Monsterdon

MOTHRA sparkly dust!!!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Aw, that guy just took out the MCP for his buddy! #monsterdon

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

I fell behind a bit but now Godzilla is back so I guess it was worth the wait. And a second roar! And a third! #Monsterdon

oh yeah, chekov's... whatever that was

#monsterdon

So Movie #11 is TO SERVE MAN.

At least it makes more sense than computers using humans as D cells.

#Monsterdon

"I'm sorry, my prince has to be a "

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

#Monsterdon

Did she just stab him with the Mothra Cross??? #Monsterdon

So I guess #ManOfSteel stole its final Superman vs General Zod fight from here?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Edward Dildochainsawhands

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

The Kaiser fights Stalin.... #monsterdon

Thanks, Momthra!

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

Why did it take this long t get a kaiju with chainsaws for hands? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is THAT supposed to be King Ghidora?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I want to see Guy Madden and Ang Lee team up to remake this movie so that all of the tropes make sense.

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla

This can be traumatic. Your husband is lucky to have you there.

#Monsterdon

Aliensplaining what he meant by "You're cattle."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

@Louisa problems with Starship Troopers, by Ryuhei Kitamura:

1. didn't take the fascist aesthetic far enough
2. no godzilla

#monsterdon

Like they could've use actual cattle instead of destroying civilisation I mean cow mitochondria aren't really any different than ours

Heck maybe even fish or bugs or bacteria have 'em but like even if you are picky eaters there are like...much more practical options

#Monsterdon

wait what did i miss this evil guy is emperor palpatine now????
#monsterdon

@brooke You're a Kaiser, Harry #Monsterdon

Gonna make a motivational poster that says "Wake up and be a kaizer!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that thing supposed to be King Gidorah?

Wait. Did we just dip into Dragonball Z? Is this guy gonna go all Super Saiyan? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Keizer Soze?

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Alien David Bowie says he and Cute Mutant Boy are actually Ceasar, or something #Monsterdon

Oh Godzilla is in trouble. Diablo just got the phase beam upgrade.

#Monsterdon

Okay so now it's just like aliens are playing giant Pokemon with Earthlings?
#Monsterdon

Keizers? You mean like rolls? #monsterdon

Well that's a design flaw. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon