@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon

Are we now in Shang-Chi movie from the Marvel universe?

#Monsterdon

Wings and three heads? That's not fair.
#Monsterdon

and THAT one's for the TROPHY wall and THAT one's for

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon Kaiju movies > Pro Wrestling, friends. Same sport, different scale.

#Monsterdon don't... lose your head, ghidora

You’ll shoot your head off, kid. #Monsterdon

yeah forget that love of children shit let's beam atomic masers into his back

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Infinite Godzilla Power!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon

He has a power so great it can only be used for good or evil.

#Monsterdon

It's just dusty in here...

Really...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

INFINITY POWER!!!

#monsterdon

I have just watched 4 different films spanning 4 decades. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Monster Zero! #monsterdon #MFDoom

Quick, feed Godzilla a golden Razz Berry! #Monsterdon

*chomp*

#Monsterdon

These are remarkably wet sound effects for what is on screen.

#Monsterdon

“Somehow, we must give him some more energy.”

I hope this doesn’t go where I think it’s going.

#Monsterdon

maybe we can transfer our mitochondria to godzilla? #monsterdon

Pulsating segments on Ghidorah!! 😬

Godzilla needs a super-energy pill!

#Monsterdon

So what if The Matrix, Return of the Jedi, Tron, and The Core, but we sprinkle in some Godzilla for good measure? #monsterdon

Oh no, movie, you have given the UN Secretary General too much power!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

“What’s happening?”

All of us rn.

#Monsterdon

'Now _there_'s something you don’t see every cay, Chauncey.
—'What’s that, Edgar?'
'An alien curbstomping a mutant.'

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

oh no it's the old energy sucking double bite-aroo

What is that noise? Is it... is it peeing on Godzilla???

Such ew.

#Monsterdon

Why yes, I do have the power to master the entire universe and yet I side with cows.

#Monsterdon

I like the iridescent effect.

#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou Godzilla did nothing wrong

#Monsterdon #FreeGojira

@SnoopJ There was frantic evacuation too! When the mutants kill the fake UN and Xilians! Crashing waves AND a bridge collapse in one scene!
#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Oh here's that erotic content they were hinting at

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What happens when they cross the streams?

BRB WATCHING EPIC KAIJU BATTLE

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

@jonny Dude. No spoilers!
#monsterdon

A-are we supposed to be worried for Godzilla? You know, the world destroying, human hating monster?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon At least I think she was a reporter? She was the sister of the scientist, right?

I kind of lost track. A lot has happened since it mattered who she was.

King Ghidorah looks different, the necks aren't so serpentine, more rigid in this iteration #monsterdon

I bet there was a shortage on toy building construction material after this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

This is definitely what happened. #monsterdon

Godzilla is getting wrecked.

#monsterdon

psychoflexitive powers

#Monsterdon

@goinfawr That's because he's watching the movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, I knew that thing was supposed to be Gidorah.

I mean really, what bullshit

#monsterdon

Whacked by talisman for the deus ex machina #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Larry! Curly! Moe!

THE KING #monsterdon

3rd Act Reveal! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla doing its “shake it off!“ dance #Monsterdon

Can these last 15 minutes just be of Godzilla fighting?

#Monsterdon

Heads up! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

All the kaiju were on break, apparently #monsterdon

So it turns out that everyone else on Earth has died. And now there's just one woman on this ship and they have to repopulate the whole human race. #monsterdon

[GODZILLA GROWLING OFF-SCREEN]

#monsterdon

Lotta chemistry in those two's kisses

#Monsterdon

The Phantasm ball/Klingon logo explodes.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

@kcarr2015 So say we all

#Monsterdon

There's our golden boy

#Monsterdon

I wish that just once that drill ship would touch a wall and the whole ship starts spinning the other way #monsterdon

@paco We really need Last Dragon for #monsterdon

Why is Stalin guy acting like he’s in a Highlander movie? Must be part of the “look cool” until it is cool factor.

#Monsterdon

HEEEEEEERE WE GO with the Super-Saiyan moves for real!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

wish a team of emo hero twinks would come save ME
#Monsterdon

Dude's gonna give himself a hernia like that!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon A Unix System! I know this!

I have seen better episodes from power rangers
#monsterdon

@wohali What else can even be left to happen, so much has already happened already

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

[WHIRRING]

Sorry, I had a burrito at lunch.

#monsterdon

Dude's gotta take more calcium...

Osteoporosis is a bummer.

#Monsterdon

Here's a moment when #KungFuSat intersects with #Monsterdon. Getting the Hi-Pro Glow.

This dude is giving 70's P*orn #monsterdon

@amyfou I thought it was hippos?

#Monsterdon

@jonny I'm not concerned, there's nearly twenty minutes left #monsterdon

Predator end laugh

#Monsterdon

We've still got 15 minutes people.

#monsterdon

He just likes carrying that katana around on his shoulder. I haven't seen him use it yet! What is he gonna slice cheese with it at the after party?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

That groaning seems as evil as his chuckle.

Evil final plot incoming.

#Monsterdon

Mustache Man has probably already named his new blade #Monsterdon

Man, Mothra didn't do a whole bunch in that fight #monsterdon

I looked away for a sec and when I looked back I am pretty sure the Mutant was facesitting on the alien and now I have to rewatch this whole fucking movie. #Monsterdon

my theory about this movie is that there was a caper in the editor's office during Take Your Child to Work Day 2003 at Godzilla Ltd.

#monsterdon

Quick! Everyone abandon ship!

Oh wait, it's in the sky...

#Monsterdon

Ha ha, no mitochondria for you #monsterdon

Ah... King Giddorah at last!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So now Japanese Keanu is kicking ass what even is this #Monsterdon

KO. HUMANITY.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

@hollie truth

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@RobynGoodfellow they got the mirror fight from "Real Steel" #monsterdon

Hey I know you #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear What? Get them out! Get them out, now!

#Monsterdon

this bad guy getting more goth with every scene
#monsterdon

lol @ clumsy CGI final fight

#Monsterdon

Tuning fork chainsaw hands #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Moving at break ankle speed.

dont call women sweetheart when you kill them
even when theyre evil aliens
actually especially when theyre evil aliens
#Monsterdon

Human mutant now available with Mothra powerup! #monsterdon

Seatbelt for baby Godzilla (?) ftw!#Monsterdon

Okay the mirror fight shot was fun. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

oh he's doing the Neo thing where he's vibing while blocking punches

#monsterdon