#Monsterdon "We're not cattle. We're humans."
"Yeah, I know what species you are. See, I was implying that humans are now ... oh nevermind. You wouldn't understand."
OH SHIT he going super saiyan now?
#monsterdon
WE GET IT
YOU SAW THE MATRIX #Monsterdon
....what was that spin?!
Oh shit, he's got The Glow!
#Monsterdon We need the vegetarian line again.
*music starts* You are the last dragon. You possess the power of the glooooow. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
#Monsterdon There are two wolves inside you…
I'm sorry, I'm rooting for the leather baddies on behalf of all the leather daddies
Oooh, I think he’s ascending to his final form!!! #Monsterdon
@jsadow I find that both joyful and also terrifying. #monsterdon
@wohali It looked more like he chopped her neck.
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Well that waws the most non-hit hit I have seen
#monsterdon
are the mutants somehow also robots?
is this like the sixth guys who's dramatically stayed behand in action movie martyrdom
i didnt even see the first half of the movie lol
#Monsterdon
Mustache Man has watched his film noir, he knows you can’t trust the dame #Monsterdon
When Gordon hits the Xillians they make a cat snarling sound. As they should #monsterdon
How is a movie where kaiju leap, ball up like hedgehogs in midair, and roll a path of destruction and cute people launch rockets such a bad movie? #Monsterdon
All these people punching each other would be WAY cooler if they were in monster suits. I mean. Isn't that kind of the point of the franchise? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
hahahahahahaha the slap
There is So Much black leather in this movie #Monsterdon
Tom Selleck with a couple of guns, I believe. Samurai sword? Not so much. #monsterdon
Aliens: cheat and bring guns to a swordfight.
MC: Stabs the sword down and raises his fist.
Aliens: drop their guns.
Well alrighty then!
Toldja not to miss the train.
#GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
Gotta say this soundtrack isn't really Keith Emmerson's best work...feels very "youtube background music circa 2016"
The All-Kaiju Battle Royals outside and Buff Tom Selleck in The Matrix all at once my brain is too full to process this #Monsterdon
oh man, this is too much comedy for me
#monsterdon
@stragu Sounds dirty #monsterdon
Mothra is clearly not at full strength because the tiny woman didn't sing MotheraaAA
... just shoot?
Don’t bring a gun to a fist fight.
@hollie We can only hope for Mario Kart World.
Why fight things out with puny laser handguns when you could be fighting with laserblasters? #monsterdon
LMAO DON’T MISS THE TRAIN LIKE IN THE MATRIX
Wait, I missed them finding Real UN Guy??
I guess that fabulous jacket was too good to lose #Monsterdon
This ship pretty much looks like there's a glaive around here somewhere.
Godzilla with the ground and pound
@amyfou It's more like interpretive dance #monsterdon
Blocking blasters with a sword, sure.
"People used to call me Mr. One-Shot."
"Sir, it is hardly the time to be bragging about your bedroom performance."
Only 2 hours left. This movie is flying by. #Monsterdon
Outside, Godzilla has gotten his Limit Break and managed to de-chainsaw the other Gigan. He uses his atomic heat breath to blast the flying golf ball, presumably because he just doesn't like a giant orb floating in his sky. This knocks the puny humans and aliens inside the saucer around, and they decide to fight each other in 1-v-1 sword duels.
That's a very sharp sword
Even though I wasn't able to join the watch party Final Wars is approximately as fun to experience purely through the medium of y'all's posts #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Drill Stalin and Blade girl are totally going to date after this.
Are we about to have the romance genre come it to complete the set represented in this movie?
Serious eye contact there.
Uh oh! Finger twitch!
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
His power level is over 9000!
#Monsterdon
Super powerful aliens... being defeated by normal non-mutant humans apparently
I feel like there are at least 3 or 4 movies in this movie
#monsterdon
Ohio Mister Ander-san. #monsterdon
Where is our resident mixologist? We need a fiery MOTHRA recipe. Stat!
hoping the pretty-boy bad guy is going to morph into king geedorah as his final form
The cape swirl with a loud "woo!" makes the villain.
#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱
I wonder what son of godzilla is doing right now
What this movie needs is a Trinity character #monsterdon
Maniacal 45 stare
"No, he's chasing me"
Somehow I escaped. I am totally the real Mr Secretary. #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
Poor Mothra
'what happened' listen nobody knows man not even the writers
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Girl, just convert the others with the glowy ninja star.
oh come ON, as if copying the bullet time rotating camera bits wasn't enough
oh and this guy is neo now 🥴
#monsterdon
mothra eats shit 2.0: now with fire
We get it, you saw The Matrix. #Monsterdon
For some reason I just don't trust the sinister Gigan with a chainsaw fixation #monsterdon
nipple-discs! what a dirty trick!
#Monsterdon Uh oh, the pixie dust. Cue the larvae
Aww. Not Mothra. . .
Who's ready for some fairies?
MOTHRA sparkly dust!!!
#monsterdon I'd like to be excused. My brain is full.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Aw, that guy just took out the MCP for his buddy! #monsterdon
I fell behind a bit but now Godzilla is back so I guess it was worth the wait. And a second roar! And a third! #Monsterdon
oh yeah, chekov's... whatever that was
"I'm sorry, my prince has to be a "
So Movie #11 is TO SERVE MAN.
At least it makes more sense than computers using humans as D cells.
Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Did she just stab him with the Mothra Cross??? #Monsterdon
So I guess #ManOfSteel stole its final Superman vs General Zod fight from here?
Edward Dildochainsawhands
The Kaiser fights Stalin.... #monsterdon
Thanks, Momthra!
Why did it take this long t get a kaiju with chainsaws for hands? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Is THAT supposed to be King Ghidora?
I want to see Guy Madden and Ang Lee team up to remake this movie so that all of the tropes make sense.
Japanese David Bowie explains more plot points. I guess the aliens visited earth in the past or something and the mutants are their descendents. But a half-human half-Xian is called a Kaiser, and is potentially even more powerful, and both the lead twink and David Bower are Kaisers. Then David Bowie decides to shock the lead twink with his lighting arm asking him to "wakeup" after which he orders him to kill the rest of Team Scooby Doo.
Aliensplaining what he meant by "You're cattle."
@Louisa problems with Starship Troopers, by Ryuhei Kitamura:
1. didn't take the fascist aesthetic far enough
2. no godzilla