And, once again, blew his head clean off.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

yeah forget that love of children shit let's beam atomic masers into his back

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Infinite Godzilla Power!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

He has a power so great it can only be used for good or evil.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

It's just dusty in here...

Really...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

INFINITY POWER!!!

#monsterdon

I have just watched 4 different films spanning 4 decades. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Monster Zero! #monsterdon #MFDoom

Quick, feed Godzilla a golden Razz Berry! #Monsterdon

*chomp*

#Monsterdon

These are remarkably wet sound effects for what is on screen.

#Monsterdon

“Somehow, we must give him some more energy.”

I hope this doesn’t go where I think it’s going.

#Monsterdon

maybe we can transfer our mitochondria to godzilla? #monsterdon

Pulsating segments on Ghidorah!! 😬

Godzilla needs a super-energy pill!

#Monsterdon

So what if The Matrix, Return of the Jedi, Tron, and The Core, but we sprinkle in some Godzilla for good measure? #monsterdon

Oh no, movie, you have given the UN Secretary General too much power!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

“What’s happening?”

All of us rn.

#Monsterdon

'Now _there_'s something you don’t see every cay, Chauncey.
—'What’s that, Edgar?'
'An alien curbstomping a mutant.'

#monsterdon
#GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

oh no it's the old energy sucking double bite-aroo

What is that noise? Is it... is it peeing on Godzilla???

Such ew.

#Monsterdon

Why yes, I do have the power to master the entire universe and yet I side with cows.

#Monsterdon

I like the iridescent effect.

#monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou Godzilla did nothing wrong

#Monsterdon #FreeGojira

It's gonna be great when this movie goes on for a solid two entire hours and STILL manages to end abruptly.

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@SnoopJ There was frantic evacuation too! When the mutants kill the fake UN and Xilians! Crashing waves AND a bridge collapse in one scene!
#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Oh here's that erotic content they were hinting at

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What happens when they cross the streams?

BRB WATCHING EPIC KAIJU BATTLE

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

@jonny Dude. No spoilers!
#monsterdon

A-are we supposed to be worried for Godzilla? You know, the world destroying, human hating monster?

#Monsterdon

King Ghidorah looks different, the necks aren't so serpentine, more rigid in this iteration #monsterdon

#Monsterdon At least I think she was a reporter? She was the sister of the scientist, right?

I kind of lost track. A lot has happened since it mattered who she was.

I bet there was a shortage on toy building construction material after this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

This is definitely what happened. #monsterdon

Godzilla is getting wrecked.

#monsterdon

psychoflexitive powers

#Monsterdon

"AHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm a load bearing villain. This base is going to explode."
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

@goinfawr That's because he's watching the movie.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, I knew that thing was supposed to be Gidorah.

I mean really, what bullshit

#monsterdon

Whacked by talisman for the deus ex machina #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Larry! Curly! Moe!

THE KING #monsterdon

3rd Act Reveal! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Godzilla doing its “shake it off!“ dance #Monsterdon

Can these last 15 minutes just be of Godzilla fighting?

#Monsterdon

Heads up! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

All the kaiju were on break, apparently #monsterdon

So it turns out that everyone else on Earth has died. And now there's just one woman on this ship and they have to repopulate the whole human race. #monsterdon

[GODZILLA GROWLING OFF-SCREEN]

#monsterdon

Lotta chemistry in those two's kisses

#Monsterdon

The Phantasm ball/Klingon logo explodes.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

@kcarr2015 So say we all

#Monsterdon

There's our golden boy

#Monsterdon

I wish that just once that drill ship would touch a wall and the whole ship starts spinning the other way #monsterdon

@paco We really need Last Dragon for #monsterdon

Why is Stalin guy acting like he’s in a Highlander movie? Must be part of the “look cool” until it is cool factor.

#Monsterdon

HEEEEEEERE WE GO with the Super-Saiyan moves for real!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

wish a team of emo hero twinks would come save ME
#Monsterdon

Dude's gonna give himself a hernia like that!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#Monsterdon A Unix System! I know this!

I have seen better episodes from power rangers
#monsterdon

@wohali What else can even be left to happen, so much has already happened already

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

[WHIRRING]

Sorry, I had a burrito at lunch.

#monsterdon

Dude's gotta take more calcium...

Osteoporosis is a bummer.

#Monsterdon

Sorry sweetheart.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Here's a moment when #KungFuSat intersects with #Monsterdon. Getting the Hi-Pro Glow.

@amyfou I thought it was hippos?

#Monsterdon

This dude is giving 70's P*orn #monsterdon

@jonny I'm not concerned, there's nearly twenty minutes left #monsterdon

Predator end laugh

#Monsterdon

We've still got 15 minutes people.

#monsterdon

He just likes carrying that katana around on his shoulder. I haven't seen him use it yet! What is he gonna slice cheese with it at the after party?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

That groaning seems as evil as his chuckle.

Evil final plot incoming.

#Monsterdon

Mustache Man has probably already named his new blade #Monsterdon

Man, Mothra didn't do a whole bunch in that fight #monsterdon

I looked away for a sec and when I looked back I am pretty sure the Mutant was facesitting on the alien and now I have to rewatch this whole fucking movie. #Monsterdon

my theory about this movie is that there was a caper in the editor's office during Take Your Child to Work Day 2003 at Godzilla Ltd.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon When I'm captain of a ship, I'm going to rig it to self-destruct in the event that I'm ever defeated in hand to hand combat.

Quick! Everyone abandon ship!

Oh wait, it's in the sky...

#Monsterdon

Ha ha, no mitochondria for you #monsterdon

Ah... King Giddorah at last!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So now Japanese Keanu is kicking ass what even is this #Monsterdon

KO. HUMANITY.

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

@hollie truth

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@RobynGoodfellow they got the mirror fight from "Real Steel" #monsterdon

Hey I know you #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear What? Get them out! Get them out, now!

#Monsterdon

One of my favorite things about Monsterdon movies (and there are so many) is how you can be so incredibly lost on what's going on and it really, really doesn't matter at all

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

this bad guy getting more goth with every scene
#monsterdon

lol @ clumsy CGI final fight

#Monsterdon

Tuning fork chainsaw hands #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Moving at break ankle speed.

dont call women sweetheart when you kill them
even when theyre evil aliens
actually especially when theyre evil aliens
#Monsterdon

Human mutant now available with Mothra powerup! #monsterdon

Seatbelt for baby Godzilla (?) ftw!#Monsterdon

Okay the mirror fight shot was fun. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

oh he's doing the Neo thing where he's vibing while blocking punches

#monsterdon

Do the Xilians even HAVE spoons for there to be no spoons of?

#monsterdon