I'm inclined to think there was probably a Bechdel test pass there when the Mothra fairies and the scientist and the journalist were having their moment, but I'm not scrubbing back to check #monsterdon
But why did Ghidorah have his heads tucked in like he was trying to pretend he was a different Kaiju?
too much subplots on this movie
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@combatwombat Certainly the most things happening.
"Thank goodness. It's all over at last." That's what I said.
#Monsterdon
i feel asleep a few times in the final battle and didn't really miss anything but i'd really rather not've but i was so sleeby
Now that it is over I feel a great emptiness like nothing in my little life will ever match the majesty and pathos I experienced in this film.
of all the #monsterdon movies, that was surely one of them
@wohali thank you!!! #monsterdon
Baby Godzilla has gas.
#Monsterdon
How is this movie not over yet?
Mr One Shot conducted the orchestra
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Geeze the credits are another 2 hours. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
there's the dude back there holding his arm thinking about the damn medic!
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There they are #monsterdon
the only thing wrong with final wars is that it's too many wars, it's a little too long and i get sleepy and miss bits
Journalist Lady telling Drill Stalin "okaerinasai" was really sweet actually π₯Ή
well that was a movie! well done everyone
#Monsterdon
Stalin and I think she was a reporter looking at each other like they're planning to be mother and father to the new humanity. #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars
Fun fact: Apparently godzilla was supposed to be a portmanteau of the word gorilla and the Japanese word for whale.
So I guess Godzilla breaths underwater and stuff even though Godzilla is a lizard thingy.
Look, it doesn't have to make sense.
#Monsterdon anyway, goodnight folks. That was fun. Also, I think my brain broke a little at the end.
Is this supposed to be a gag reel, because LOL
And another Godzilla Monsterdon in the can #Monsterdon
Um, the kid isn't even in the way. LOL!
The moral is if your motives are pure the entire earth can be reduced to smoking ruins and no one is going to be sore at you. You did your best, buddy #monsterdon
Damn, Gojira always have to fight every damn body. #monsterdon
they really ran out of money for that last song
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#Monsterdon and people wonder why I'm always disappointed with the American Godzilla movies. They only *think* they're going over the top.
That is the most proper fucking off in the sea we have ever seen. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. I feel like I just ran a marathon. Have a great week fellow cattle! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
... a new era... of looove
*smiles and winks*
#monsterdon
That outro track, smh
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Damn near plagiarized Churchill with that closing line. #Monsterdon
It's a Keith Emerson score, of course there's some mf'in Hammond organ in it
And they fuck off into the sea!
Crashing your ship holding a sword doesn't look very safe.
#monsterdon
sorry I couldn't join but I did catch come of the feed. I hope everyone had fun! #Monsterdon
"Thank goodness it's all over at last" You said it sister. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Well, I hoped we all learned a valuable lesson.
NO idea what it was, but...
And the sea!
That closing theme definitely sounds like Keith Emerson #monsterdon
"thank fuck that's over"
@jonny Oughta put the brat in cram school, only way to get some peace #monsterdon
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after all this, I don't even know who some of these people are
Minilla's puberty laser took out half the Japanese airforce
We are still troubleshooting the movie and the feed is hilarious #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars
#Monsterdon Is the kid and the hillbilly from something?
I feel like we're supposed to recognize them?
Minilla already getting ready to take down a small town or two.
*Sniffs* They grow up so fast.
great cgi t-poses of cinema #monsterdon
Okay, two heads. Wait, one head. Ooops, now, no heads.
DUDE! Now who's going to pay for Godzuki's therapy????
I think the Hydra is using Dark Side Force electricity to fry Godzilla! This aggression will not stand, man!
βFine. I didnβt want to play Legos with yβall anymore anywayβ β Godzilla, I think #Monsterdon
"And yet you side with cows?!" #monsterdon
even mr one shot lowered his weapon
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon let's take a moment to think about what we've learned here so that it will never happen again
Why big now? #monsterdon
"Leave or you gotta pay paternity!" #monsterdon
Wait... didn't the baby grow up? #monsterdon
Gojira missed the kid's whole childhood.
#Monsterdon * sniffle *
Godzilla's at the bottom of the ocean for decades but still has parental responsibilities - no fair #monsterdon
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I get it: it's the children. The children have to save us.
This little kid is GOOD at the You Shall Not Pass armsign #Monsterdon
This remains my favourite of the G2000 series.
It is so perfectly over the top.
Points gun up in the air.
Kid stands on the ground far below the gun.
Yeah, that blocks it. That's how blocking things works.
THERE we go. Power of children's love. Finally.
Oh yeah point your hand weapons at Godzilla. #Monsterdon
Is that kid an airbender? #Monsterdon
Godzilla survived! I totally had him winning my bracket so yay!
"That'll do, pig." -Babe. #monsterdon
Now it's big ugly Minilla #Monsterdon
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FINAL EXPERT REVIEWS
"[It's] no masterpiece, but it is such insane fun that quite frankly it's hard not to adore it."
- J.L. Carrozza of Toho Kingdom (Fan site)
"The film is flawed, but nonetheless entertaining...makes excellent use of its monsters"
- Mike Bogue of American Kaiju
@nazokiyoubinbou oh wasn't talking about that i was talking about king ghidorah into space
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son of godzilla got bigger but not really older!
#Monsterdon oh thank god, grogu's here to save the day
#Monsterdon "Son of a bitch! He just won't quit!"
You're angry about that? Thirty seconds ago he was on your side!
If he had quit, Earth would be doomed!
Don't let it morph! #monsterdon
That's a wrap for us...
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
@wohali It's okay, if you cut someone with a dull sword it hurts *more* #monsterdon
Did I miss what happened to Millina?
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@nazokiyoubinbou why? i already said it
I will never understand why they always put Things That Spark on the bridge of ships. Seems like a safety hazard? #Monsterdon
OH, he MAD!!
Roar, baby! #Monsterdon
Spinning breath ray for the kill!!!
As always, the MVP in this movie is Godzilla.
correct me if I'm wrong, but it would seem this movie has an above-average number of decapitations
@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell Maybe it has an AI that responds to voice commands #monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou na, harsh but fair
Okay THAT'S King Ghidora! :)
#Monsterdon show off.
How are we still on this three-headed monster fight? I want to see sunlight again π #Monsterdon
Ok now Godzilla is just being mean.
Quite the rigid tail!