The moral is if your motives are pure the entire earth can be reduced to smoking ruins and no one is going to be sore at you. You did your best, buddy #monsterdon
Um, the kid isn't even in the way. LOL!
Damn, Gojira always have to fight every damn body. #monsterdon
they really ran out of money for that last song
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon and people wonder why I'm always disappointed with the American Godzilla movies. They only *think* they're going over the top.
That is the most proper fucking off in the sea we have ever seen. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. I feel like I just ran a marathon. Have a great week fellow cattle! #GodzillaFinalWars #monsterdon
... a new era... of looove
*smiles and winks*
#monsterdon
And now revenge against Gordon and the Gotengo. Godzilla holds a long grudge.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
That was 17 movies in one, and it may take me a while to unpack all that....
That outro track, smh
#Monsterdon
Damn near plagiarized Churchill with that closing line. #Monsterdon
The bigwigs and the hunter consider shooting a godzilla or two (because when has not that worked?) but the human child interposes himself between the guns and a godzilla again and the hunter tells Godzilla that he's done enough Godzillaing for today.
Godzilla decides not to kill the humans, but also to be a deadbeat dad, and runs off. His child is disappointed and runs after him, and they both fuck off into the sea that is also the sunset.
It's a Keith Emerson score, of course there's some mf'in Hammond organ in it
Oh my god we have watched all the movies. There are no more movies. This is it. How will we commit another #Monsterdon without more movies.
And they fuck off into the sea!
FUCKING OFF INTO THE SEA! At long last a cliche I can get into. #Monsterdon
Crashing your ship holding a sword doesn't look very safe.
#monsterdon
How can it be the beginning of a new war, it's literally called "Final Wars"!?!?
sorry I couldn't join but I did catch come of the feed. I hope everyone had fun! #Monsterdon
"Thank goodness it's all over at last" You said it sister. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Well, I hoped we all learned a valuable lesson.
NO idea what it was, but...
And the sea!
That closing theme definitely sounds like Keith Emerson #monsterdon
"thank fuck that's over"
And Godzilla and Mila fuck off into the sunset.
@jonny Oughta put the brat in cram school, only way to get some peace #monsterdon
"So you came back!"
And since this is our third scene together... π #Monsterdon
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after all this, I don't even know who some of these people are
Minilla's puberty laser took out half the Japanese airforce
We are still troubleshooting the movie and the feed is hilarious #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars
#Monsterdon Is the kid and the hillbilly from something?
I feel like we're supposed to recognize them?
Minilla already getting ready to take down a small town or two.
*Sniffs* They grow up so fast.
Team Scooby Doo and the Bigwigs emerge from the wreck of the submarine to stare at Godzilla, who stares back. But then the plot threads converge and Team Road Trip Babby appears, now with a larger Minya, who exchanges internet hugs with Godzilla.
great cgi t-poses of cinema #monsterdon
Okay, two heads. Wait, one head. Ooops, now, no heads.
DUDE! Now who's going to pay for Godzuki's therapy????
I think the Hydra is using Dark Side Force electricity to fry Godzilla! This aggression will not stand, man!
βFine. I didnβt want to play Legos with yβall anymore anywayβ β Godzilla, I think #Monsterdon
"And yet you side with cows?!" #monsterdon
Did we just learn that Godzilla has forgiven mankind or that he has no parental instincts? Or both....??
even mr one shot lowered his weapon
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon let's take a moment to think about what we've learned here so that it will never happen again
"Leave or you gotta pay paternity!" #monsterdon
Why big now? #monsterdon
bitch, partogenesis this
Wait... didn't the baby grow up? #monsterdon
Gojira missed the kid's whole childhood.
And the two kids pull off world peace!
#Monsterdon * sniffle *
Godzilla's at the bottom of the ocean for decades but still has parental responsibilities - no fair #monsterdon
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I get it: it's the children. The children have to save us.
This little kid is GOOD at the You Shall Not Pass armsign #Monsterdon
This remains my favourite of the G2000 series.
It is so perfectly over the top.
Points gun up in the air.
Kid stands on the ground far below the gun.
Yeah, that blocks it. That's how blocking things works.
THERE we go. Power of children's love. Finally.
Oh yeah point your hand weapons at Godzilla. #Monsterdon
Is that kid an airbender? #Monsterdon
Godzilla survived! I totally had him winning my bracket so yay!
"That'll do, pig." -Babe. #monsterdon
YES! adopt! me! daddy!!!!!! #monsterdon
Now it's big ugly Minilla #Monsterdon
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FINAL EXPERT REVIEWS
"[It's] no masterpiece, but it is such insane fun that quite frankly it's hard not to adore it."
- J.L. Carrozza of Toho Kingdom (Fan site)
"The film is flawed, but nonetheless entertaining...makes excellent use of its monsters"
- Mike Bogue of American Kaiju
@nazokiyoubinbou oh wasn't talking about that i was talking about king ghidorah into space
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son of godzilla got bigger but not really older!
#Monsterdon oh thank god, grogu's here to save the day
#Monsterdon "Son of a bitch! He just won't quit!"
You're angry about that? Thirty seconds ago he was on your side!
If he had quit, Earth would be doomed!
Don't let it morph! #monsterdon
That's a wrap for us...
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
@wohali It's okay, if you cut someone with a dull sword it hurts *more* #monsterdon
The final entrant into the Kaiju Royal Rumble is here! KAISER GHIDORAH
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
βOkay, Godzilla. Itβs time to have a heart-to-heart.β
Did I miss what happened to Millina?
#monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou why? i already said it
I will never understand why they always put Things That Spark on the bridge of ships. Seems like a safety hazard? #Monsterdon
OH, he MAD!!
Back to the Kaiju battle... Ghidorah is trashing Godzilla, although we should point out that the city, presumably Tokyo, is very much Even More Trashed at this point. From the number of destroyed buildings, I get the impression this Kaiju battle in itself would be as long as an entire monster movie if we were just watching the whole thing.
The puny humans realize that Ghidorah is drinking Godzilla's life force like a vampire.
Roar, baby! #Monsterdon
Spinning breath ray for the kill!!!
As always, the MVP in this movie is Godzilla.
correct me if I'm wrong, but it would seem this movie has an above-average number of decapitations
Godzilla, just kill them all, at this point. I really donβt care. Destroy all of civilization and live out your life with Mila, wherever they went.
Where is Mila?
@nazokiyoubinbou @apLundell Maybe it has an AI that responds to voice commands #monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou na, harsh but fair
Okay THAT'S King Ghidora! :)
#Monsterdon show off.
How are we still on this three-headed monster fight? I want to see sunlight again π #Monsterdon
Ok now Godzilla is just being mean.
Quite the rigid tail!
Are we now in Shang-Chi movie from the Marvel universe?
Wings and three heads? That's not fair.
#Monsterdon
and THAT one's for the TROPHY wall and THAT one's for
#Monsterdon Kaiju movies > Pro Wrestling, friends. Same sport, different scale.
#Monsterdon don't... lose your head, ghidora
Youβll shoot your head off, kid. #Monsterdon