I’m watching Godzilla Final Wars as part of #Monsterdon

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Flashback to all the earlier movies ... and now, Mutant Humans!

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The ATARI DEFENSE FORCES were BORN

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Everybody dyna-pose!

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Immediate action! Don't expect many breaks. Director Kitamura said
"So in my Godzilla, you know, less dialogue and more action. That’s more fun than watching people discuss what we should do about Godzilla. As a Godzilla fan I want to see Godzilla punching and kicking, beating up all the other monsters instead of somebody talking again, you know, just discussing."

Yatta! And they fucked off into the oce—well, space is an ocean anyway

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Don't explain why any of this is happening guys, that is for the weak.

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Startingnoff with Monster and tank battle, promising!
:godzilla: :comfypopcorn:

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And everything's fine forever. The end? #Monsterdon

#Rootpost for #Monsterdon
Godzilla: Final Wars

https://tubitv.com/movies/100039783/godzilla-final-wars

nihonjin bill shatner (NBS) has a fancy coat, that's how you know he's the Captain. #monsterdon

It's kaiju time!
Back with the best in the business.
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aw look at those chubby reptile cheeks, I just wanna smush that kaiju punim

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Nihonjin Bill Shatner in the chair

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Actual Godzilla content may be less than advertised.

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an excellent start!

Gotta love that theme tune, who else is thinking of that hip hop tune?

Ooooo, little model tanks!

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#Monsterdon look at those minature effects and god rays

That is how you start a Godzilla movie. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Uh oh... you know what time it is!!! #monsterdon time!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖

I think my doctor used the same scope for my colonoscopy #monsterdon

ahhhhhhh

the mark of quality

it sooooths

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IN TOHO SCOPE!

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TOHO sign, the best sign. #monsterdon

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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Roll that beautiful Kaiju footage! Go! Go! gO!

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It ended on a roar, so I can’t complain! #Monsterdon

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@SnoopJ

nessie goes to war:

https://www.murkworks.net/~kahvi/Safety/nessie.html

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ogopogo:

https://www.murkworks.net/~kahvi/Safety/ogopogo.html

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Well I didnt #monsterdon post much because i slept through that one.

@SnoopJ oh yeah that reminds me

i did an art series ages ago called Lake Monsters of the Allies

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@jadebees They know that now that they have the radiation breath they have to part with the humans and learn about their destiny of service from the only one who would know #monsterdon

@SRLevine I was guessing the "M base" is a sequence of genes rather than a single chemical, but that might be me stretching the #monsterdon science a little far to interpret the magic mutant powers.

@apLundell Godzilla didn't ask to be let out of slumber under Antarctica, so the one who was at fault was the ones who cracked the seal #monsterdon

One of the many joys of the Godzilla franchise: tanks (tiny)

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@Violinknitter Spotted flying back to Infant Island during closing credits. She's too polite to give her opinion of what just went down #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole But it was OUR hot mess

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My unpopular opinion: I don't care a bit for Godzilla's offspring, and the inclusion here felt to me like pandering. But if you love the little tyke I won't fight you #monsterdon

@ramsey @Violinknitter Please tell me Mothra will be okay #Monsterdon

I see, he was just more mutant than all the other mutants #monsterdon

@jonny good job!

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"It's not over, it's a new beginning." noooooooooo!

It's over for me, like this thread.
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I gave it three stars on #letterboxd as not the best, not the worst of the Toho films, with a frenzied pace throughout https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/godzilla-final-wars/ #monsterdon

@jgamble @paco @nazokiyoubinbou whitey! in! spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

i don't think so tho'

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That's right Mini Zilla, leave the humans who were kind to you behind and chase the sire who has always harsh with you because only he understands the Kaiju inside.

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@moira @paco @nazokiyoubinbou

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Anyone see When Worlds Collide? Aside from the title, is there anything from the movie that qualifies?

The end! Go home.
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"Hey Godzilla! It's over, you must forgive!" A lesson for us all, here at what I presume is the conclusion of Godzilla: Final War? #monsterdon

I also kind of like that there was a flying submarine battling monsters all over the world, commanded by a character I called a klingon ninja, and also that arc had seemingly nothing to do with any other part of the movie? It was just like... explosive background filler?

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KEITH EMERSON WTAF #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWar

Oh no Mothra! :BlobCat_NotLikeThisCry: #Monsterdon

But when they return his son to him, Godzilla yells 'He had a hat!'.

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@ramsey @Terencio i already said, you take out one of the dozen movies in it and shorten the last kaiju battle some

it'd be fine

that said i'm not a film editor so idk

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some behind-the-scenes shots from this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=331LGIJP5cc

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Godzilla saves the day with the help of his friends and a few good humans once again and effs off into the sea in True Form!

THE END

This #Monsterdon had something for everyone

No really it had EVERYTHING. Japanese Keanu, Buff Tom Selleck, Big Zilla, Smol Zilla, Smol Ladies, The Matrix, Fast and Furious and, well, all the Kaiju and All the Action Films evar!

Thank you @wohali for holding the fort for @Taweret and https://miru.miyaku.media for streaming to us unfortunate non Americans who couldn't watch on Tubi!

@Violinknitter I think Mothra sacrificed itself for the greater good.

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@trixter @Taweret basically this movie should be used to delicately spice most of our other movies, ground it up into a nice high-granularity powder and let it simmer into those other films

delicious

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@moira @Terencio The pacing was already too fast. How the hell would they do a 93-minute cut?

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#Monsterdon wow I still have 35 min left :BlobCat_NotLikeThisCry:

@EmptySet Minizilla origin story?

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I see. Ghidorah didn't want to get his heads ripped off.

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@kcarr2015 Umm. Sure.

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Wow well that was a thing. Thanks everyone, @Taweret@timeloop.ca we wish you well and hope to see you next time ❤️ #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Well, that was certainly.... frenetic.

Is there a sequel? Or was Pacific Rim the sequel?

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That movie was a hot mess.

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Aaaand that's it. Another #Monsterdon in the can! Thanks to @Taweret for setting these up every week.

This was a blast, though I'm a little biased as a Godzilla fan. :)

Have a great night all!

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this movie wasn't great, but it surly deserved a more inspired soundtrack
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pretty solid #MonsterdonBingo board in the end #monsterdon

That city is effed! Incalculable damage. #monsterdon

Glowing streams of energy is Godzilla's food, crack, and romantic partner all rolled into one.

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That was terrific. I do not feel like I missed out by losing the subtitles, and that's a rare thing. Thanks for a lovely evening folks!

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Oh yeah, this is a Godzilla movie. So we have some more of that now? #monsterdon

I think #Godzilla sees lil zilla as Scarlett Johansson? Do I have that right?

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I'm inclined to think there was probably a Bechdel test pass there when the Mothra fairies and the scientist and the journalist were having their moment, but I'm not scrubbing back to check #monsterdon

@Terencio YES EXACTLY

it needs a 93-minute cut or something

that'd be about right probably

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But why did Ghidorah have his heads tucked in like he was trying to pretend he was a different Kaiju?

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too much subplots on this movie
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@combatwombat Certainly the most things happening.

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"Thank goodness. It's all over at last." That's what I said.
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i feel asleep a few times in the final battle and didn't really miss anything but i'd really rather not've but i was so sleeby

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Now that it is over I feel a great emptiness like nothing in my little life will ever match the majesty and pathos I experienced in this film.

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of all the #monsterdon movies, that was surely one of them

@wohali thank you!!! #monsterdon

Baby Godzilla has gas.
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How is this movie not over yet?

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Mr One Shot conducted the orchestra
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Geeze the credits are another 2 hours. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

there's the dude back there holding his arm thinking about the damn medic!
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There they are #monsterdon

the only thing wrong with final wars is that it's too many wars, it's a little too long and i get sleepy and miss bits

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Journalist Lady telling Drill Stalin "okaerinasai" was really sweet actually 🥹

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well that was a movie! well done everyone
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Stalin and I think she was a reporter looking at each other like they're planning to be mother and father to the new humanity. #monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

Well, that was a movie. Godzilla wins again!

Thanks @wohali for hosting this week!

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Fun fact: Apparently godzilla was supposed to be a portmanteau of the word gorilla and the Japanese word for whale.

So I guess Godzilla breaths underwater and stuff even though Godzilla is a lizard thingy.

Look, it doesn't have to make sense.

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#Monsterdon anyway, goodnight folks. That was fun. Also, I think my brain broke a little at the end.

Is this supposed to be a gag reel, because LOL

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And another Godzilla Monsterdon in the can #Monsterdon