KAIJU, ASSEMBLE!

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Still can't find your keys, huh, Anguirus?

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They even dug up that floppy eared doofus King Caesar. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Rodan knows how to make an enterence. :)

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and yes, that IS the 1998 cgi american godzilla ('zilla' in this movie) #monsterdon

Zilla was the reason for Striker Eureka.

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The Japanese have accurately and insightfully depicted life in America. I'm shocked at the nuance. 🤔

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@steggy I don't know about Emerson, but Kyle Cooper did some good work. #monsterdon

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Is that Godzilla? Was that the red bull?

This 2 seconds of film sponsored by Marriott and citi group.

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ANGUIRIUS is one of my favorite favorites!

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This kaiju is from New York City.

NEW YORK CITY?

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Q returns, and now has enhanced air-to-ground capabilities!

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haha
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...Sound effects by Hanna-barbara, okay. #Monsterdon

The hat flying off sound effect lol

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whoa holy ADR. What was the cop originally saying that needed to be adjusted down like that

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...or just exploding

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#monsterdon Suddenly I can hear "Hollywood! Hollywood!" ahhahahaha

After-burning 747

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Welp, I guess it doesn’t matter if UN guy was a creep or not #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If you aren't friends of the Earth, then Mothra will just fucker-off to some other planet where she feels *appreciated* for her downy flap-flap! Stupid talkin' apes!

Oh god - is this what they think America is? #Monsterdon

"Take this talisman. We've been getting into wire-wrapped jewelry lately." #Monsterdon

@Lazarou It’s called Fascion. #Monsterdon

@strangefour But it's EVIL DNA, they said so.

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Gigan gave us Original Sin.

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the Mothra fairies wearing a saucy asymmetrical crop top like it's the Met Gala

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Ah ah ahhhh *covers mouth quickly*

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@Lazarou Seems like their target audience was males around eighteen #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the faeries!!!!

mothra song time?
:D :D :D
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Yay! Mothra girls! #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

AW SHIT Y'ALL IT'S MOTHRA FAIRY TIME

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o fuck

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EEEEEY MOTHRA MUNCHKINS #Monsterdon

So, they found a mutant cyborg Kaiju thousands of years old? Pfft... I've seen that before!

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I wonder what Godzilla is up to right now?

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"Mutants don't just suddenly metamorphose."

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT A MUTATION IS.

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what in the fuck is happening #monsterdon

you can't have just one new nucleic acid base

they come in pairs

come on, even X-Files got this right

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If @Taweret were here, we'd be wondering what Godzilla is up to right now

ah yes, humoral theory for kaiju #monsterdon

It'd be so much better if they called the fifth base "Fifth Base"

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@nhgeek the armbands have to be on purpose but it's totally unclear if they're good or bad within the universe of the story, because they are unmistakably evil-coded but also described in the introduction as the special mutant soldiers bred to protect earth from godzilla so??? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dude you are mansplaining DNA?

M-base sounds like NSync #monsterdon

cyborg kaiku mummy

from outer space

sure, whatever

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You're watching this:

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Working that hot scientist chick with an attitude trope. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Aaaand dinner is underway. Imma comin' along!

"A GIRL?!"

Jealously.....

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#monsterdon You're a wannabe model turned bug collector! Well, thanks for the compliment!

So this guy is a mutant Nazi? Catch me up. #monsterdon

"You can't listen to your conscience on the battlefield." - Donald Rumsfeld, maybe? #monsterdon

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"I could say the same about you. As well."

If this were real, I would be dead by now. #monsterdon

Waiting for someone to shout, "Mortal Kombat!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon To become stronger than you were yesterday... but we don't have mechs... what's the point

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not a bad coaching strategy, tbh

We're wearing all this leather, but the pads over the leather must have holes for ventilation. Or looks.

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Wait, that was literally bullet time

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This sparring match with bullet time will surely advance the plot #monsterdon

you know these are mutants because they get the cooler techno music. #monsterdon

techno matrix fight!

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all we need is a tank-versus-lightcycle chase scene and 10-year-old me would be content

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YOU’RE COLD AS ICE 🎶

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe If they can just break Godzilla's stance, they can win the fight!

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#Monsterdon their mutant ability is to do ridiculous for sparring.

Meanwhile in Made For TV Matrix...

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This is relentlessly 2000s so far. Is it so relentlessly 2000s that it will just be like this the whole time? I can only hope so

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I wish I controlled a laser monster. We'd have a different president right now, I promise you that. #monsterdon

Yep, this is very early 2000s

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#Monsterdon matrix fight time. yeah, 2004 shows

Manda didn't seem so bad #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Are they going to form a giant robot next? I'm here for that. #monsterdon

#monsterdon They froze a dragon! With the Nautilus..

MASERS!

wait, the masers worked??

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This is not a drill

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#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars this is how a game of Red November plays.

this captain is cool under pressure mostly because he doesn't speak japanese and can't understand his crew's desperate screams. #monsterdon

So far we have Godzilla, the Red October, and Smaug

This is good #Monsterdon

Is that Stalin or Pops Racer? #Monsterdon

@blogdiva 10/10.

Also I thought I saw "Sum 41" flash by on screen, and it did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We're_All_to_Blame

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The captain from Star Blazers would not be out of place.

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submarine made by Boeing. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, on the Red October

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This soundtrack brought to you by your local synth salesperson. #monsterdon

[synthesizer intensifies]

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1998 [footage not found]

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Keith Emerson worked on the soundtrack? #Monsterdon

Oh boy! We get more than 1 war!

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Interpretive Dance Team is GO

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So close to getting that "someone says Godzilla" square. LOL!

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Mutant humans? So are having X-men facing up against Godzilla? Hahah.

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the stock footage montage is also outstanding

Let's see this as an interpretive dance

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Oh look, gunkata.

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Late!
Are the wars over yet? #monsterdon

X-Men v Godzilla
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