@msh it's because he's watched a lot of anime. #monsterdon

this mission will determine the future of absolutely mid line reads. but hey, the dog survived, so it's fine. #monsterdon

Operation Money Shot

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

Uh oh they said the name off the movie now things are gonna have to happen

Operation Final War. Singular.

#monsterdon

I've been unable to check off "matching helmets" because nobody in this fucking movie believes in PPE #monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's the final countdown

Ah. So, the operation is the titular operation.

#Monsterdon

@arisummerland it's got the pics from his "modeling shoot" on it. #monsterdon

This movie brought to you by Honda Powersports? #monsterdon

The hell is he handing her a vintage camera for?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Yep, he said the line.

#Monsterdon

Our civilization isn't really that cherished.

#Monsterdon

"It's a million to one chance, but it just might work!"

Cue Corporal Nobbs desperately punching numbers into a calculator

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon Queue the Mole People.

@kcarr2015 #monsterdon
That’s what I was thinking too.

Having mustache man say all his lines in English but understand/be understood by everyone else speaking Japanese is an extremely weird choice

#Monsterdon

"Look, it's Anguirus...!"

"You mean the hedgehog from Hell...?"

#Monsterdon

@aburka Jeez that was only an hour ago, it feels like last year

#Monsterdon

The world is ruined and the war is already lost. Now it's a matter of pride? This is me June 1, 2025.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

I thought Area G was a myth.

#Monsterdon

oooooh fun backstory

of course he has a cool backstory, he has MC energy

#Monsterdon

Oh, wait. Captain Gordon is a veteran Godzilla person?

#Monsterdon

i was doing the fandango, i shot that missile

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Did stunts like these inspire some of the Bollywood Renaissance effects? I'm really not familiar with the history or much of the content, just the meme stuff occasionally. :kaboom: 🏍️

#monsterdon

#monsterdon She can't answer that, but if she could, would she? That's the problem with dubbed audio, idioms are so twitchy.

Yeah, but if you wipe out the human's civilization, won't you have much less of them to eat?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Mini Godzilla.
Minilla.
Milla.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

All of Godzilla's base are belong to us. So it's fine. #monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't get made to fight anyone, he'll do it on his own, don't worry.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Area G? That's a weird translation of G Spot.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

wut

AREA G!!!!!!!

There's always a last chance doomsday device, isn't there?

That's planning, that's infrastructure....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Area G, for Earth's G Spot!

Get Godzilla's lazy ass up to help.

#Monsterdon

That's right. We need to find the G spot. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"don't be emotional" ??? they made me beat up my boyfriend, they're gonna get it! #monsterdon

Time to wake Godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon

Me: "Just how many times has this film jumped up it's own ass by now?"

Housemate: "I think we've exited the mouth and re-entered the ass at least 75000 times by now."

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

I wonder what Clint is up to right now

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

Is captain gordon a cossack

I knew it. That is the Gamera kid.

#Monsterdon

did we just go from "grandpa tried to kill baby godzilla with a shotgun" to "grandpa and baby godzilla are working together' in the space of 2 scenes?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon No! Not Captain Dreadlocks! He was such an important character!

Making this must have been an insane amount of fun.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

Honestly that crash of the skinny ship into the tall needle building was pretty 1 in a million unlucky

Start flapping those noodly "blade" arms around, Gigan!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Helm had ONE JOB... tsk.

@Newpa_Hasai That short swoosh thing? I heard it in other movies too. It must have a name. #monsterdon

time to crank the action back up to 11
#monsterdon

he made the motorcycle kick him
this is great
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon it's good to see that inertia is still a problem for every monster. Talk about overcorrecting over and over again...

@MatthewTitus88 The Little Mermaid (1989 animated version)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

RELEASE ALL THE MONSTERS!

#Monsterdon GIGAN! I CHOOSE YOU!

@MatthewTitus88 No wait, Weekend at Bernie's. Final answer.

#Monsterdon

So many facial twitches... my goodness... #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 The Notebook 😆

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 Fanny and Alexander.

#Monsterdon

Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 my dinner with andre

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

#monsterdon how could i forget about the bullet-time motorcycle fight sequence?

The aliens are Guyvers?

#Monsterdon

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blue

"Bullet Time" CHECK

I'm waiting for the Trans allegory now...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Perfect opportunity! LOL!

#Monsterdon That's not a bike, THIS is a bike.

ok if he does an Akira-slide at any point, then this movie's sins are forgiven. #monsterdon

Maybe don't show the fights in slow motion where you can see he's not actually hitting anyone

#Monsterdon

Ah, heroic and bloodless sacrifice, protect Drill Stalin at all costs!

Ah, a physics defying motorcycle scene......

#Monsterdon

Whst is even happening

#Monsterdon

My motorbike is bigger than your motorbike! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

kiss
#monsterdon

Save the earth, 2000s Ditka!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

i don't understand

"Why don't you show us your real face?"

"We don't have the FX budget for that"

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

This film made its world premiere the same day Godzilla got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Not sure of amount of concrete that was needed.

#GodzillaFinalWars

Mutant Team Assemble!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Love the coat swoop sound effect. #Monsterdon

i kinda like looking like food

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@steggy @jonny Seriously? That is amazing. How did they get him?

#Monsterdon

“Resistance is useless.”

That’s the wrong line, dude.

#Monsterdon

moo

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"Your history stops here ." New MAGA motto. #Monsterdon

Ok aliens introduced and exposed in 20 minutes. Can we get back to giant monsters now? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖🦁🐶🐉🐢🐸🦣🦅🐧🦔🦭🦞🦀🦑🐙🕷️😱

apparently all dogs are boston terriers or pugs

hahahah that pug on the couch

#monsterdon

Sure, just run into a board meeting and throw a corpse onto the stage, totally normal

#Monsterdon

We know Captain Gordon isn’t an alien. He’s not wearing pleather. #monsterdon

The old "not your dog, my dog" trick!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Candy is Clint's deadname #monsterdon

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It's the old dog switcheroo!

I could make a joke about finally finding Clint, but I won't.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A puppy named Chris!!

I read the dog's name as 'Clit'

#Monsterdon

Everything's shot like it's about to get late night Cinemax Shannon Tweed sexy, but it never does

#Monsterdon

he's very good at being human!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I love how they’re using his dog to try to entrap the fake Secretary General.

#Monsterdon

Puppy Knows. #monsterdon

You're sure these aren't the same alien dudes from Godzilla vs Monster Zero #Monsterdon