"We won't be talking about united nations, we will be talking about SPACE NATIONS!" #monsterdon

Seriously.

https://lgbtqia.space/@aspeed/114611218308936489

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Get us out of The Space Nations!!! #Monsterdon

Turns out the real monster is canon.

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"Xillian's flunky dog!" That's a line not every #monsterdon film can deliver

Heck of a way to collect a blood sample.

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actually, I guess 'white'?

Oh yeah, things are always going well when you have red armbands.

#monsterdon

I had laptop trouble at the beginning of the film. So I have only now had a chance to post a picture of this very serious journalist who is interviewing the UN Secretary General. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait a minute ... X-illians? And they think X is a cool name ... Is ... Is Elon a Xillian?

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pastels

"something's weird." What isn't?

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

So the first thing they do is rename the organization, then figure out if they're going to cooperate? #monsterdon

It's not a UFO if you've identified it.

#Monsterdon

Number 6 wants his jacket back.
Send it to him care of The Village.
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The actors who did the English dub would probably be pretty fun at parties

2004 Joe Rogan says "just punch the aliens"

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The media is to blame? Wow. This movie is prophecy. #Monsterdon

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this talk show is 100%

#Monsterdon How did that idiocy get applause? That's a step too far for my suspension of disbelief, thanks.

Kaiju, no problem, people applauding for Space Nations? Nah.

"...you might want to rethink that X branding."

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Still call him Twitter
#Monsterdon

What do you mean the pointed orb is a square?

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this must be where El*n got enamored with 'X'

The name X is now tainted, pity #monsterdon

do we even know if this Space Nation dude wasn’t hallucinated by #AI?

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#monsterdon, is that asian Elon Musk???

#monsterdon No matter how they dub it, or dress him in silver beige lamé suit, he just exudes Used Car Salesman.

if there's one thing I know for sure the Secretary-General can do, it's unilaterally rename the UN

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Okay, Earth is doomed in ~1.34 years. And we're going to take the Edward Teller approach.

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Pretty great that in this movie the UN looks like it's 98% east Asian, as it should be probably

#monsterdon Space nation >>> United Nation

getting an elon musk vibe off this guy

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These aliens are clearly sex tourists and colonisers....

#Monsterdon

Just let the planet collide with Earth. It’s the only way to be sure.

#Monsterdon

FEAR NOT ... you are in great danger.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Klaatu barada nikto?

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#monsterdon Our world is unpronounceable to your tongues, but you may call us by a silly word I just made up.

your planet is from great danger

from us

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"Our planet's name is hard for you to pronounce so call us, Xiillxixialixans....."

#Monsterdon

Did we just enter the Matrix universe? Feels less alien with those outfits.

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the subtitles on my dvd read "we came to earth to befriend you" and for a sec i thought they said "we came to earth to BOYFRIEND you"

#monsterdon

They're being attacked by the evil EPCOT center!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Is this a V remake too...
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Because Xilians is easy to pronounce #monsterdon

Hm... #monsterdon Cool threads

#Monsterdon Morpheus has come in peace.

Nihonjin Morpheus!

#monsterdon

Just ever so casual.

Oh yeah, btw, I have friends from outer space.

#Monsterdon

I don't trust Mr Secretary....

He's been switched I reckon

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Boss lady's coat is terrible (don't do those front pockets) but the secretary general's silver suit is A++

Don’t fall for it, lady. He’s not really the Secretary General.

#Monsterdon

Okay, so we know who the mutants are in this movie because they're all wearing goofy armor. Anyway, the mutants do enough back flips to subdue the beetle guy, and they're about to shoot it but then it vanishes in a flash.

Also, the Klingon Ninja and his submarine are now battling a giant ankylosaurus and also about to defeat it, but then then it vanishes in a flash, as it is taken away by a pyramidial spaceship.

#monsterdon

Regular orb not menacing enough? Upgrade now to new Pointy Orb ™️ !

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Duct tape suit guy! #Monsterdon

I want that UFO as a lamp

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Warning! Incoming Game. Warning Incoming Game!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars #reboot

#monsterdon A giant space-ball! Finally, some action!

Bear Grills vs Godzuki
Or something like that I don't know Godzilla
(I know too much about Godzilla)
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Stand by for Game reset."

Sliding Kaiju make the sound of squealing rubber. Well, on some level it's appropriate ...

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

thank god nobody got hurt

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It’s a good thing the UN guy didn’t bring his dog 😳 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So, what's the point of these guys' armor?

How is that helping the general effort?

GOD DISAPPROVES OF THAT JOKE.

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#monsterdon A japanese fellow with... red... hair... *stares at clipboard slowly*

#monsterdon whaaaat!!! Did he really say, "Sorry, I'm a vegetarian???!!!"""

I wonder what the bureaucrats are up to ...

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Average G-rank Daimyo Hermitaur fight, yawn #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

Again, barely a hair on their manicured heads moves in all this action, what IS that product?

#Monsterdon

you can still tell they’re running by a green screen

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I'm afraid the crab has gone bad

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You look away for a moment and suddenly they're all doing rope tricks!

#Monsterdon

Do rocket launchers count as small arms fire? Asking for a bingo card.

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I thought the sepia tint was a thing for showing we're supposed to be in Mexico?

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🎶 Rock Lobster 🎶 #Monsterdon

No, not the... um... Tokai Petrochemical Plant!

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do we know why they need mutants to fire these weapons at the lobster kaiju couldn't anyone do it?

Are they playing "Firestarter" now?

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Inspired by the Power Rangers... maybe Nazi-adjacent Power Rangers #monsterdon

#monsterdon so we're now watching Spartans from Halo.

This is a reunion show of all the Gojira nemeses

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You know how much we paid to roll these SUVs? Use all the angles!

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WTF none of these people got the secret dance training apparently

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Short Attention Span Theatre #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This film really does have everything.

I think they even dragged out the Roland Emmerich version of Godzilla to attack France! 😆

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Is that Barney? #Monsterdon

...shit, we've hit baby godzilla. :/ #Monsterdon

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Grandpa that's clearly son of godzilla!

This feels like four or five different Godzilla movies all smashed together. #Monsterdon

No no no no no no son of Godzilla please no no no no no no no no no

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

#monsterdon It's great, hate a city, just wait. It'll get pasted by something. But true to form, humans fight back and all we can do is Imperial Stormtrooper collateral damage.

I see that the Godzilla 1998 version of Godzilla made a come-back here. Fits better with the plethora of other kaijus.

#Monsterdon

Was not expecting full frontal Canada like that

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Fortunately, Vancouver is saved .Godzilla is friend of all Canadians.

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holy cow

fuck this one guy in Arizona in particular

#Monsterdon

and fuck _this one guy in particular_

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Or a mobile home

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