#monsterdon Queue the Mole People.

@kcarr2015 #monsterdon
That’s what I was thinking too.

Having mustache man say all his lines in English but understand/be understood by everyone else speaking Japanese is an extremely weird choice

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"Look, it's Anguirus...!"

"You mean the hedgehog from Hell...?"

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@aburka Jeez that was only an hour ago, it feels like last year

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I thought Area G was a myth.

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oooooh fun backstory

of course he has a cool backstory, he has MC energy

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i was doing the fandango, i shot that missile

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Did stunts like these inspire some of the Bollywood Renaissance effects? I'm really not familiar with the history or much of the content, just the meme stuff occasionally. :kaboom: 🏍️

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#monsterdon She can't answer that, but if she could, would she? That's the problem with dubbed audio, idioms are so twitchy.

Yeah, but if you wipe out the human's civilization, won't you have much less of them to eat?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Mini Godzilla.
Minilla.
Milla.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

All of Godzilla's base are belong to us. So it's fine. #monsterdon

Godzilla doesn't get made to fight anyone, he'll do it on his own, don't worry.
#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Area G? That's a weird translation of G Spot.

#monsterdon #godzillafinalwars

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wut

AREA G!!!!!!!

There's always a last chance doomsday device, isn't there?

That's planning, that's infrastructure....

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#monsterdon Area G, for Earth's G Spot!

That's right. We need to find the G spot. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"don't be emotional" ??? they made me beat up my boyfriend, they're gonna get it! #monsterdon

Time to wake Godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: "Just how many times has this film jumped up it's own ass by now?"

Housemate: "I think we've exited the mouth and re-entered the ass at least 75000 times by now."

#monsterdon #godzillaFinalwars

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I wonder what Clint is up to right now

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Is captain gordon a cossack

I knew it. That is the Gamera kid.

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#Monsterdon No! Not Captain Dreadlocks! He was such an important character!

Making this must have been an insane amount of fun.

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Honestly that crash of the skinny ship into the tall needle building was pretty 1 in a million unlucky

Start flapping those noodly "blade" arms around, Gigan!

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#monsterdon Helm had ONE JOB... tsk.

@Newpa_Hasai That short swoosh thing? I heard it in other movies too. It must have a name. #monsterdon

time to crank the action back up to 11
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he made the motorcycle kick him
this is great
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#monsterdon it's good to see that inertia is still a problem for every monster. Talk about overcorrecting over and over again...

@MatthewTitus88 The Little Mermaid (1989 animated version)

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RELEASE ALL THE MONSTERS!

#Monsterdon GIGAN! I CHOOSE YOU!

@MatthewTitus88 No wait, Weekend at Bernie's. Final answer.

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So many facial twitches... my goodness... #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 Fanny and Alexander.

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Hm. Nope, you totally lost me, I have no idea where these two are in relation to each other now. #Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 my dinner with andre

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#monsterdon how could i forget about the bullet-time motorcycle fight sequence?

The aliens are Guyvers?

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blue

"Bullet Time" CHECK

I'm waiting for the Trans allegory now...

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#monsterdon Perfect opportunity! LOL!

#Monsterdon That's not a bike, THIS is a bike.

ok if he does an Akira-slide at any point, then this movie's sins are forgiven. #monsterdon

Ah, heroic and bloodless sacrifice, protect Drill Stalin at all costs!

Ah, a physics defying motorcycle scene......

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Maybe don't show the fights in slow motion where you can see he's not actually hitting anyone

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Whst is even happening

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My motorbike is bigger than your motorbike! #monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

kiss
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Save the earth, 2000s Ditka!

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i don't understand

"Why don't you show us your real face?"

"We don't have the FX budget for that"

#Monsterdon

Mutant Team Assemble!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐉 🏢 💥 FINAL TRIVIA 🐲

This film made its world premiere the same day Godzilla got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Not sure of amount of concrete that was needed.

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Love the coat swoop sound effect. #Monsterdon

i kinda like looking like food

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@steggy @jonny Seriously? That is amazing. How did they get him?

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“Resistance is useless.”

That’s the wrong line, dude.

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moo

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"Your history stops here ." New MAGA motto. #Monsterdon

Ok aliens introduced and exposed in 20 minutes. Can we get back to giant monsters now? #monsterdon

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apparently all dogs are boston terriers or pugs

hahahah that pug on the couch

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Sure, just run into a board meeting and throw a corpse onto the stage, totally normal

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The old "not your dog, my dog" trick!

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Candy is Clint's deadname #monsterdon

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It's the old dog switcheroo!

I could make a joke about finally finding Clint, but I won't.

#monsterdon

I read the dog's name as 'Clit'

#Monsterdon

Everything's shot like it's about to get late night Cinemax Shannon Tweed sexy, but it never does

#Monsterdon

he's very good at being human!

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I love how they’re using his dog to try to entrap the fake Secretary General.

#Monsterdon

Puppy Knows. #monsterdon

You're sure these aren't the same alien dudes from Godzilla vs Monster Zero #Monsterdon

@steggy Spot the cinematographer's barely disguised fetish #monsterdon

Wait, so the plastic armor is bullet proof?

Even where it doesn't cover???

How do I get me some of this?

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#Monsterdon problem solved with trickery and a little violence <3

Spinning before you fire your gun makes the bullets go faster. That's just physics. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Was Captain Gordon suggesting he'd be brought in to fill out a four-way?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Every new person they introduce looks like a different kind of Mortal Kombat guy

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The Gibson!

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They should have titled this Godzilla: Destroy All Genres. #Monsterdon

Workplace harassment....

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That brown suede uniform was a choice that probably shouldn't have happened

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"...how do we know he hasn't been substituted?"
"No technology could replicate that mustache!"

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Wait. You're telling me I might not be able to trust our politicians? This movie has gotten too far-fetched. #monsterdon

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But captain gordon has a trooper stache and is about to get court marshalled, how is he the trustworthy one?

oh crap, are we really going to mustache daddy for help now? #monsterdon

Oh no, turns out our leaders are reptilian aliens. Stop me if you've heard this one.

#Monsterdon

so it's less x-men and more x-files

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

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Gorath is a deep fake?!

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#monsterdon And that children was the Toho Films only Oompa Loompa song, about power.

A discussion on Soft Power vs Hard Power that perhaps modern politicians should heed....

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Godzilla meets V

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