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Soundtrack

https://youtu.be/DRMZyhpAhuY

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Drill!

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"you OK?"

(F)

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well he exploded the deathstar I guess

Did Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star?

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Kirby Superstar did it better. #Monsterdon

"Remember. Not a scratch on it."

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#monsterdon Start Wars now..

Finish him!
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Luke. Use the force.

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these mutants have comically small chest plates

Honestly, low-budget Tom Selleck is the hidden gem of this film.

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Watching his dad win this epic battle excites Minya, who breathes a smoke puff and then I think gets bigger, to the great surprise of Team Road Trip Babby.

Then we return to Team Scooby Doo, which is flying their drill submarine toward the Alien's command golf ball, which deploys pointy space fighters to stop them, which the submarine shoots with millions of lasers.

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If I was Godzilla I also would not forgive mankind.

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oh no, boyfirned! #monsterdon

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Did son of godzilla just grow all the way up in one fell swoop?

Iconic shot of Mt. Fuji in the background
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After another scene with Miss Scarlet brooding that I wasn't paying enough attention to to adequately describe, we return to the platform game, where two more monsters are deployed via pointy spaceship to intercept Godzilla, including...

* Ankylosaurus guy (maybe Baragon), who has a sonic the hedgehog spike ball attack
* Pteranodon thing
* Bipedal Monkey Cat Lizard Guy (power is jumping and flying).

None of them are a match for Godzilla it seems.

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Is Godzuki levelling up?

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I don't get it, is this quidditch?
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Iconic image of godzilla in front of mt fuji

I wonder what Mothra is doing right now?

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so, in the hierarchy of suit actors, the guy who plays Minilla is above or below the guys who play the provincial mascots, do you think? #monsterdon

Why do I have Coming in Like a Wrecking Ball in my head as the theme song for Armadillo kaiju?

Hehe.

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Aaaand it's a line drive, just foul, good souvenir for some fan... #Monsterdon

The kaiju are playing soccer now.

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Not the spikey roly poly!

Is it just me, or are the Japanese heroes wearing Nazi uniforms and flying a ship that screams, "Drill baby, drill!"

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Godzilla: Next!

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#Monsterdon some fine monster wrestling moves here

Why does Godzilla know kung fu?

Like actual kung fu.

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Big G sure got to Japan from Antarctica quickly didn't he?

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Godzilla vs. Horny Bastard
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I pass the ancient talisman to you now. Use it wisely, 'cause I have no idea how to.

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#Monsterdon road trip!!

"What makes me go on fighting? Spite, mostly."

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what makes him keep fighting? dude, sheer rage. did you see what they did to his boyfriend? #monsterdon

This movie reminds me so much of when they take a full anime series that had 26-packed episodes with all sorts of deep things

and then cram all that into one single movie that pretty much only exists for the people who already saw the series anyway.

Except there is no such series, rofl.

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A small bit of lore drop about why Godzilla hates humans was not expected.

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"All my studies they were totally useless" Arts degrees. Amiright? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

yayyyyy godzilla vs godzilla #MONSTERDON

baby godzilla got his mitts on a mini-truck, this is the best movie I've ever seen all of a sudden

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@CactuarJoe Right, it's like he's never met Godzilla.

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The kei truck is adorable though

We need more kei trucks in movies

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minilla needs a ride, come on, where are the keys, man? #monsterdon

🤖 I’m down to my last few dollars and the vending machine business is on the verge of collapse. I continue manual inventory tracking and focus on selling large items, hoping for a miracle, but the situation is extremely dire.

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Finally some sweet G action #monsterdon

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what if I want all the kaiju to win?

I think that was the equivalent of the market scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Godzilla just didn't have time for that.

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#Monsterdon why are the Xilians so dramatic? It's like something out of Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions

And I am HERE for it!

uh oh the next monster is fucking in from the sea #monsterdon

Godzilla coated in yellow silly string ... ok ...

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#monsterdon Okay, so now I have Starship Troopers in mind. NPH doing unholy things to a bug...

Aww, Mega-spider thought Godzilla looked chilly, so it wove him a coat!

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Sydney has the most rocking battle. #Monsterdon

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Not more silly string!

#Monsterdon holy shit I love this soundtrack 🤣

So Sydney and the South Pole seem really close to each other. Seems like you can get from one to the other in a shockingly quick amount of time. #monsterdon

Godzilla’s theme song is a post-punk anthem.

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G suit's got some great motion to it in this one. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

*5 seconds later*
Gigan is now decapitated.
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#Monsterdon Godzilla and roosters are the only creatures allowed to greet the day screaming.

“Listen kid. There are a couple of things you don’t know about the Earth. [awkward pause] One is… me. [another awkward pause] And the other is Godzilla.”

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"Listen, there are two things you don't know about the earth: One is me."

bwahahhaha that line

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#monsterdon That was... quick.

Gigan's all "Get Over Here" #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

The fiery eyed one is awake!! #Monsterdon

godzilla says all cops, particularly jailers, are bastards

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Oh no not the silly string!!

Bad News, Godzilla fucks you over first

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I appreciate that even though they are stuck at the South Pole and the world is in ruins that they still got dressed for Pride #Monsterdon

Oh hell yes, it's 2004, so Gigan on the ground is still a guy in a suit.

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THERE HE IS

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#monsterdon Yes, the missles came directly from the Imperial Stormtrooper guidance certification class. CompTIA something or other, I'm sure...

Wait why did they have to put the nipple logos on even the south pole guy's string tanktop???

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why are those guys in Antarctica wearing those shirts?

I see they use the same explosive consoles that Starfleet uses. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Excellent spit take!

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Gargan is greeting them with fireworks, how nice! #Monsterdon

they left 2 himbos in control of the south pole?

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It’s the end of the world at the South Pole, break out the Hawaiian shirts!! #Monsterdon

And queue Mambo No. Godzilla!

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WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS JAZZ INTERLUDE!!!!???? #Monsterdon

TITLE DROP! KICK IN THE HARDEST ROCK MUSIC!
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I'm glad the pug is being looked after

Wait, why was that guy screaming then dying, who is he? what's going on?!

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@floatybirb It IS risky and I am on the edge of my seat.

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this mission will determine the future of absolutely mid line reads. but hey, the dog survived, so it's fine. #monsterdon

Operation Money Shot

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Uh oh they said the name off the movie now things are gonna have to happen

Operation Final War. Singular.

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Ah. So, the operation is the titular operation.

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#Monsterdon it's the final countdown

@arisummerland it's got the pics from his "modeling shoot" on it. #monsterdon

This movie brought to you by Honda Powersports? #monsterdon

The hell is he handing her a vintage camera for?

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Yep, he said the line.

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Our civilization isn't really that cherished.

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"It's a million to one chance, but it just might work!"

Cue Corporal Nobbs desperately punching numbers into a calculator

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