If you had three heads could you eat with one and then vomit out the other, while the middle one laughed?

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Kaiju lightning is magic.

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very mean to drop godzilla on his head on a building

Ghidorah takes it's true form!!

I like this version because the heads and necks don't flop around awkwardly.

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That is when the coolest king Ghidoras that I've ever seen!

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okay well at least SOMEONE morphed into King Geedorah

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Isn't one of these heads supposed to be derpy? I saw that somewhere.

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Oh it's that three headed one now....interesting mix of CGI and real special effects.....Godzuki is still out there ....

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omg! This dude is synced with Gojira! #monsterdon

Godzilla; I AM SO TIRED!

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I 💞 the godzilla reaction shots

#Monsterdon When I notice that a TV reporter is in the pilot's seat of a flying fortress, I just smile and give her a nod.

She probably learned how to do that in journalism school.

Growing two heads was a cool effect.

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#Monsterdon you fools, this isn't even my final form!

Godzuki is still out there you know.....

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@jivens you win! lol

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Alien ship blows up, taking out what's left of Tokyo.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Real politicians wouldn't get involved with the fighting like that though....

What's with the pimp stick that Drill Stalin has, and the claw necklace....it's a Halloween look for sure!

#Monsterdon

he either said

"self-destructing"
"so distracting"

I suppose either works

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Okay, they might have seen The Matrix Revolutions also.

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RUN NEO, err....Mutant Guy

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Actually, I lied. It's the mosquito.

and then crocodiles.

Or something weird like that.

I assume at the end all of the characters will wake up in vats hooked up to our AI overlords.

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I hope the filmmakers sent a check to the Wachowskis for this #monsterdon

"And one more thing. We're not cattle. We're humans."

How badass a line is that?

...not very. Sorry.

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He’s beginning to believe! #monsterdon

This guy just turned into Neo.

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i do not like this evil Beto Cuevas

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@Terencio excellent for Zoom meetings #Monsterdon

opening pride month with a bad guy in leather chain-pirouetting as a special attack 🏳️‍🌈

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@Lazarou
I my wildest dreams I never imagined chainsaw hands being so goofy!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

You brought a sword to a gunfight

No you brought a gun to a fistfight

No you brought a fist to a slapfight

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Quit Stalin and kill them!

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But Mr. One Shot didn’t get to show his stuff! #Monsterdon

But will he use his katana?

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Continuity error or the villain visited the spaceship's styling salon for a re-spikey hair treatment in the last 30 seconds

"People used to call me Mr One Shot" 😂 😂 😂 😂
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love a main villain that makes 'NYEEH' sounds when he attacks you
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Monster X acts more like Frieza, but Gigan dies like Frieza. Cutting his own head off.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

"i managed to escape somehow" predates "somehow, palpatine survived"

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The REAL Secretary General shows up, out of the blue.

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i super don't understand this fight

Drill Stalin is at home with a firearm as he is with the blade....

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not as good as kitty ears, but I like when godzilla's back scales light up like an energy meter before he spews laser

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Oh come on, a slapfight? *Seriously*? Embarrassing. #Monsterdon

@jivens Not until the Minilla storyline is resolved #monsterdon

#Monsterdon So, does the cattle analogy still hold?

Is this how cattle is domesticated? The farmer has to fight the cow's greatest champion?

I swear I heard R2-D2 sounds in that scene with Mothra and the other kaiju (right as its head was severed).

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that was a pretty good "evil face" tho. I'ma have to practice that later. #monsterdon

@steggy they are also sawblades

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@jivens trying to watch Godzilla: Final Wars like
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We’re now back in the Matrix.

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#Monsterdon HE CAN STOP (laser) BULLETS

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wut wut

#Monsterdon fuck w the moth, find out

Oh, no! Not Mothra!

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#Monsterdon nipple saw shooters!

yeah, i thought surviving!boyfriend was supposed to get to choose what path to take. #monsterdon

She stabbed him with the power of love

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Hoping the Keizer gets to do a Wilhelm scream #monsterdon

@girlfleeshouse @Binder I read this and — despite a lack of hashtags — immediately knew you were watching the #monsterdon film #GodzillaFinalWars.

"...you are a Kaizer!"
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an all-powerful super-villain?! And you chose to call them 'kaisers'? Or maybe 'chi-zers'?

I guess we're doing Keizers now

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"You're a ubermensch, dude"

hoo boy 9_9 #Monsterdon

and now suriving!boyfriend is a superhero. sure, why not? #monsterdon

For a dude who considers Earthlings cattle he sure spends a lot of time lecturing them #monsterdon

You already repaired Gigan?

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Those hands would be useful for gardening...

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Rofl, double-double chainsaws. Ok. That's a thing I guess.

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THERE IS MY GIRL! #TeamMothra

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herrrrrre coooooomes aaaaaaaaaNOTHERONE

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To HIS KNEES!

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I feel like when this movie is over my life will be barren.

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I can't tell who's hurting who

All the biologists are freaking out about the shit science being pitched by this film, it is so Mastodon

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Godzilla, part Super-Saiyan

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#monsterdon Godzilla vs. SatanZIlla

The aliens needed Human mitochondria?

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godzilla don't give a fuck

#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@jonny Maybe we should tell them about chloroplasts #monsterdon

Air defense Godzilla?

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mitochondria are the batshittery of this movie

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The alien makes some good points tbh

Now y'all need human Mitochondrion?

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mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
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etc etc powerhouse of the cell, yes. #monsterdon

this guy is totally where they got ben solo for the sequel trilogy isn't it

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Pass the dutchie

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Kane Kosugi stars as Randy Quaid from Independence day. Or I guess more Lando Calrissian from Jedi?
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this alien's tantrums are A++++

Jazz flute battle music, all right then.

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Oh the twins! Does this mean I get my MOTHRA?

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yesssss mothra time??!!!
pleasssssse
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#Monsterdon mothra!!!!! the team's back together

i actually really like the transporter effects the aliens use

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Well over 2000 in this week's #MONSTERDON tootstorm. Will it top out at over 3000?

So there's both a ID4 reference, and a Star Wars reference all in one!

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@Zerofactorial They really should have learned better from the Death Star’s shoddy designs.

#Monsterdon

Alexander The Great got really upset when his 'friend' died too....

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