If you had three heads could you eat with one and then vomit out the other, while the middle one laughed?
Kaiju lightning is magic.
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very mean to drop godzilla on his head on a building
Ghidorah takes it's true form!!
I like this version because the heads and necks don't flop around awkwardly.
That is when the coolest king Ghidoras that I've ever seen!
okay well at least SOMEONE morphed into King Geedorah
Isn't one of these heads supposed to be derpy? I saw that somewhere.
Oh it's that three headed one now....interesting mix of CGI and real special effects.....Godzuki is still out there ....
omg! This dude is synced with Gojira! #monsterdon
Godzilla; I AM SO TIRED!
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I π the godzilla reaction shots
#Monsterdon When I notice that a TV reporter is in the pilot's seat of a flying fortress, I just smile and give her a nod.
She probably learned how to do that in journalism school.
Growing two heads was a cool effect.
#Monsterdon you fools, this isn't even my final form!
Godzuki is still out there you know.....
@jivens you win! lol
Alien ship blows up, taking out what's left of Tokyo.
Real politicians wouldn't get involved with the fighting like that though....
What's with the pimp stick that Drill Stalin has, and the claw necklace....it's a Halloween look for sure!
Okay, they might have seen The Matrix Revolutions also.
RUN NEO, err....Mutant Guy
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Actually, I lied. It's the mosquito.
and then crocodiles.
Or something weird like that.
I assume at the end all of the characters will wake up in vats hooked up to our AI overlords.
I hope the filmmakers sent a check to the Wachowskis for this #monsterdon
"And one more thing. We're not cattle. We're humans."
How badass a line is that?
...not very. Sorry.
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
Heβs beginning to believe! #monsterdon
This guy just turned into Neo.
i do not like this evil Beto Cuevas
@Terencio excellent for Zoom meetings #Monsterdon
opening pride month with a bad guy in leather chain-pirouetting as a special attack π³οΈβπ
@Lazarou
I my wildest dreams I never imagined chainsaw hands being so goofy!
You brought a sword to a gunfight
No you brought a gun to a fistfight
No you brought a fist to a slapfight
Quit Stalin and kill them!
But Mr. One Shot didnβt get to show his stuff! #Monsterdon
But will he use his katana?
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Continuity error or the villain visited the spaceship's styling salon for a re-spikey hair treatment in the last 30 seconds
"People used to call me Mr One Shot" π π π π
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love a main villain that makes 'NYEEH' sounds when he attacks you
#Monsterdon
Monster X acts more like Frieza, but Gigan dies like Frieza. Cutting his own head off.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
"i managed to escape somehow" predates "somehow, palpatine survived"
The REAL Secretary General shows up, out of the blue.
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i super don't understand this fight
Drill Stalin is at home with a firearm as he is with the blade....
not as good as kitty ears, but I like when godzilla's back scales light up like an energy meter before he spews laser
Oh come on, a slapfight? *Seriously*? Embarrassing. #Monsterdon
@jivens Not until the Minilla storyline is resolved #monsterdon
#Monsterdon So, does the cattle analogy still hold?
Is this how cattle is domesticated? The farmer has to fight the cow's greatest champion?
I swear I heard R2-D2 sounds in that scene with Mothra and the other kaiju (right as its head was severed).
that was a pretty good "evil face" tho. I'ma have to practice that later. #monsterdon
@steggy they are also sawblades
@jivens trying to watch Godzilla: Final Wars like
#Monsterdon
Weβre now back in the Matrix.
#Monsterdon HE CAN STOP (laser) BULLETS
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wut wut
#Monsterdon fuck w the moth, find out
Oh, no! Not Mothra!
#Monsterdon nipple saw shooters!
yeah, i thought surviving!boyfriend was supposed to get to choose what path to take. #monsterdon
She stabbed him with the power of love
Hoping the Keizer gets to do a Wilhelm scream #monsterdon
@girlfleeshouse @Binder I read this and β despite a lack of hashtags β immediately knew you were watching the #monsterdon film #GodzillaFinalWars.
"...you are a Kaizer!"
#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars
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an all-powerful super-villain?! And you chose to call them 'kaisers'? Or maybe 'chi-zers'?
I guess we're doing Keizers now
"You're a ubermensch, dude"
hoo boy 9_9 #Monsterdon
and now suriving!boyfriend is a superhero. sure, why not? #monsterdon
For a dude who considers Earthlings cattle he sure spends a lot of time lecturing them #monsterdon
You already repaired Gigan?
Those hands would be useful for gardening...
Rofl, double-double chainsaws. Ok. That's a thing I guess.
THERE IS MY GIRL! #TeamMothra
herrrrrre coooooomes aaaaaaaaaNOTHERONE
To HIS KNEES!
I feel like when this movie is over my life will be barren.
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I can't tell who's hurting who
All the biologists are freaking out about the shit science being pitched by this film, it is so Mastodon
Godzilla, part Super-Saiyan
#monsterdon Godzilla vs. SatanZIlla
The aliens needed Human mitochondria?
godzilla don't give a fuck
@jonny Maybe we should tell them about chloroplasts #monsterdon
Air defense Godzilla?
mitochondria are the batshittery of this movie
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The alien makes some good points tbh
Now y'all need human Mitochondrion?
mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
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etc etc powerhouse of the cell, yes. #monsterdon
this guy is totally where they got ben solo for the sequel trilogy isn't it
Pass the dutchie
Kane Kosugi stars as Randy Quaid from Independence day. Or I guess more Lando Calrissian from Jedi?
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon
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this alien's tantrums are A++++
Jazz flute battle music, all right then.
Oh the twins! Does this mean I get my MOTHRA?
yesssss mothra time??!!!
pleasssssse
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#Monsterdon mothra!!!!! the team's back together
i actually really like the transporter effects the aliens use
Well over 2000 in this week's #MONSTERDON tootstorm. Will it top out at over 3000?
So there's both a ID4 reference, and a Star Wars reference all in one!
@Zerofactorial They really should have learned better from the Death Starβs shoddy designs.
Alexander The Great got really upset when his 'friend' died too....