Hot steam! Surprisingly dangerous!! #Monsterdon

These people really need seat belts.

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@brooke Where are you watching it? I only found the dubbed version.

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For some reason, this has big Macross vibes.

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@wohali Yeah. The horrible one with Matthew Broderick.

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#Monsterdon so in my version (Apple TV) the white guy is talking english and everybody else is talking japanese, and the english subtitles have everybody

#Monsterdon Are they gonna impalse that chinese dragon?

Did they just supercharge the kaiju eastern dragon???? What the hey.
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Aww yeah, Blue Steel the camera.#Monsterdon

battlestar galactica walls are GO

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#Monsterdon Seatbelts. Every damned time.

I guess he is Selleckesque

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DON'T YOU HURT MANDA

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Who's that Pokemon?!? #monsterdon

Enter Captain Mustache and his dragon drill #monsterdon

It's a steam ship, you're gonna get that

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this scenes have a space battleship yamato felling
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"...80 degrees!"
"That's not so bad."
"Celcius!"
"Oh shit!"

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someone should have told Sgt. Mustache where the CGI map was going to be placed

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@brooke This is the one I downloaded #monsterdon

80°C haha RIP

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Ooof, Dodgy CGI. #Monsterdon

Is that _clearly_ Russian military man supposed to be American? That can't be right.
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LEFTY! BAD LEFTY! PUT THAT SUB DOWN!

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#Monsterdon we're now watching The Core

Capt. Beef Mustache, yeah #monsterdon

The captain's mustache is stealing the show!

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The camera moves are making me seasick #Monsterdon

ha ha ha wow that is some DEEPLY early 2000s CG :D #Monsterdon

Captain Token Gaijin #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon holy shit that mustache!

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this looks like a baddie is it a russian ocean drilling concern that has hired many japanese engineers?

here she comes
here comes king gidorah
she's a dragon on wheels
(wait what no)

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Meanwhile in Atragon. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

That is a fine mustache if I do say so myself.

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Digging that there are SO MANY KAIJU in this one.

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Some #monsterdon movies, we're halfway through asking "where's the monster". In the Magnetic Monster there was no fucking monster. Tonight, the monster was in the first frame. Well done, voters.

#Monsterdon fucker looks like stalin and tom selleck had a baby

And now, German Bill Shatner!

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Captain Mustache

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.. was that a #BadWolf lighting crack? 😉

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Godzilla has fractals on its back, yeah? #Monsterdon

OMG, they were actually trying to soil the good name of the original #Godzilla movie with this nonesense? Blasphemy!

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@LingLass they're gonna ballet-rumble with Godzilla like West Side Story!

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#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars Cools credits

We appear to be getting a montage of Godzilla movies probably better than this one.

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damn, this movie really taking a whole bite, referencing all the previous Godzilla movies. props for confidence, i guess... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can hardly wait to meet Professor M and Magnet Guy!

"...maybe we should speed up the intro since people have shorter attention spans now."
"Sorry, missed that. Speed up what?"

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These credits are giving me the most epic of all seizures >_> #Monsterdon

Yes, it's an anniversary film, but it's also a total rebuttal of the Hollywood Godzilla from just a couple of years prior (if I remember my years right)

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#Monsterdon that's a lot of credits

#monsterdon I like how the american one at least recreated the same sound effect.

Ugh. 2004!? No wonder why they have fucking matrix mutants...

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Frantically pulling together #Monsterdon is my Sunday night tradition. Thank you to all the far more coordinated folks that make that possible

I hope you're all ready for nu metal Godzilla. 2004 certainly was a time.

This is also heavily inspired by Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla from 1975 which means Things Just Keep Happening. i made a thread last time i watched this so i will probably just watch and read all your posts tonight

previous watch: https://sunny.garden/@forestine/112185104158707811

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@wohali yep, rip #monsterdon

Sum 41 is in this? PHAT!!!!

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@CactuarJoe and that's how you know it's fiction. (T_T) #monsterdon

"Here's a look back at our boy's greatest hits." #Monsterdon

*packs a little extra*

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Oh neat, this movie has a "previously, in Godzilla..."
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#Monsterdon Epic miniatures montage!

OH BOY, SUM 41 IS INVOLVED.

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It's Sunday Night and that means #Monsterdon :ameowbongo:

Tonight #Godzilla is fighting the FINAL WARS. Yep the VERY LAST ONES!

Until the next ones probably I dunno

Anyways follow the hashtag or filter if you're a Kaiju Pacifist

How much of the two hours is one movie intro after another? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Wow, using actual godzilla footage. Huh.

OH DANG also actual nuclear test footage huh #Monsterdon

Keith Emerson! Sum 41!

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I like the flashbacks to previous movies. It's better than pretending the previous works didn't exist.

Montage History time!

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Yes, your dance moves will stop kaiju. #monsterdon

So the movie opens with Godzilla falling into an Arctic crevasse and they drop a mountain on him.
This movie could have been a tictok

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The score is delivering so far. I'm here for it.

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"The M Organization!" Love Japanese naming conventions.

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Earth Defense Force? Are they going to squat in Godzilla's trees?

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EDF really stands for Electric Dance Fabulosity, right? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon South Pole?! Buried under ice?! OK, hear me out: Godzilla vs. Alien vs. Predator.

When J-Pop bands go bad. #Monsterdon

To housemate, snarkily: "I went to the effort to get a subtitled version. You're welcome."

Housemate, tiredly: "Thank you."

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kaiju no ou, yup that's our boy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon getting some starship troopers vibes from this.

Hey, Godzilla: Final Wars, Marvel called and wants their X-Men back.

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i like the translucent plastic armour

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Mutant dance troupe? #Monsterdon

I don't think we could get it together for the earth defense forces, frankly.

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Not gonna lie - these credits rule. #Monsterdon

...Wait, so this movie is set in the X-Men universe? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "M Organization" not to be confused with "The X-Men"

Nice historical recap. Was not expecting mutant humans and Kaiju, but I'll take it. #monsterdon

the first thing the EDF did was... learn Karate! #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is basically Pacific Rim. They got this from this film.

When your plan seems to have worked and Godzilla is dead, start worrying. #monsterdon

"Instead of killing each other, humankind came together to kill monsters." #Monsterdon

OK, here comes the exposition!

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M. Not X. M. #Monsterdon

@brooke One of the versions on Internet Archive has the japanese dialogue subtitled, the english dialogue is supposed to be plain. #monsterdon

oh okay, movie over, godzilla fucked back off into the iceberg, have a good night everyone

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@whiskeysailor yeah same! i've seen this one many times, but even so i might switch to the dub for that reason #monsterdon

Aw yeah, X-Men! #Monsterdon