@wohali Yeah. The horrible one with Matthew Broderick.

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#Monsterdon so in my version (Apple TV) the white guy is talking english and everybody else is talking japanese, and the english subtitles have everybody

#Monsterdon Are they gonna impalse that chinese dragon?

Did they just supercharge the kaiju eastern dragon???? What the hey.
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battlestar galactica walls are GO

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Aww yeah, Blue Steel the camera.#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Seatbelts. Every damned time.

I guess he is Selleckesque

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DON'T YOU HURT MANDA

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Who's that Pokemon?!? #monsterdon

Enter Captain Mustache and his dragon drill #monsterdon

It's a steam ship, you're gonna get that

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this scenes have a space battleship yamato felling
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"...80 degrees!"
"That's not so bad."
"Celcius!"
"Oh shit!"

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someone should have told Sgt. Mustache where the CGI map was going to be placed

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@brooke This is the one I downloaded #monsterdon

80°C haha RIP

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Ooof, Dodgy CGI. #Monsterdon

Is that _clearly_ Russian military man supposed to be American? That can't be right.
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After the non sequitor submarine battle, we get some exposition that explains the backstory... the puny humans are fighting wars and nuking things, and this caused giant monsters to appear and mess with them.

But the humans have an Earth Defense Force now, like that one side-scrolling NES game, but the NES also has mutants, like in X-Men to help it; the mutants are in an organization called "Operation M", like the letter.

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LEFTY! BAD LEFTY! PUT THAT SUB DOWN!

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#Monsterdon we're now watching The Core

Capt. Beef Mustache, yeah #monsterdon

The captain's mustache is stealing the show!

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The camera moves are making me seasick #Monsterdon

ha ha ha wow that is some DEEPLY early 2000s CG :D #Monsterdon

Captain Token Gaijin #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon holy shit that mustache!

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this looks like a baddie is it a russian ocean drilling concern that has hired many japanese engineers?

here she comes
here comes king gidorah
she's a dragon on wheels
(wait what no)

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Meanwhile in Atragon. #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

That is a fine mustache if I do say so myself.

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Digging that there are SO MANY KAIJU in this one.

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Some #monsterdon movies, we're halfway through asking "where's the monster". In the Magnetic Monster there was no fucking monster. Tonight, the monster was in the first frame. Well done, voters.

#Monsterdon fucker looks like stalin and tom selleck had a baby

And now, German Bill Shatner!

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Captain Mustache

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.. was that a #BadWolf lighting crack? 😉

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Godzilla has fractals on its back, yeah? #Monsterdon

Getting a real 80s vibe from this -- I know it's from 2004, but still. #monsterdon

OMG, they were actually trying to soil the good name of the original #Godzilla movie with this nonesense? Blasphemy!

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@LingLass they're gonna ballet-rumble with Godzilla like West Side Story!

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#monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars Cools credits

We appear to be getting a montage of Godzilla movies probably better than this one.

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damn, this movie really taking a whole bite, referencing all the previous Godzilla movies. props for confidence, i guess... #monsterdon

"...maybe we should speed up the intro since people have shorter attention spans now."
"Sorry, missed that. Speed up what?"

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#Monsterdon I can hardly wait to meet Professor M and Magnet Guy!

These credits are giving me the most epic of all seizures >_> #Monsterdon

Yes, it's an anniversary film, but it's also a total rebuttal of the Hollywood Godzilla from just a couple of years prior (if I remember my years right)

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#Monsterdon that's a lot of credits

#monsterdon I like how the american one at least recreated the same sound effect.

Ugh. 2004!? No wonder why they have fucking matrix mutants...

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Frantically pulling together #Monsterdon is my Sunday night tradition. Thank you to all the far more coordinated folks that make that possible

I hope you're all ready for nu metal Godzilla. 2004 certainly was a time.

This is also heavily inspired by Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla from 1975 which means Things Just Keep Happening. i made a thread last time i watched this so i will probably just watch and read all your posts tonight

previous watch: https://sunny.garden/@forestine/112185104158707811

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@wohali yep, rip #monsterdon

Sum 41 is in this? PHAT!!!!

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@CactuarJoe and that's how you know it's fiction. (T_T) #monsterdon

"Here's a look back at our boy's greatest hits." #Monsterdon

*packs a little extra*

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Oh neat, this movie has a "previously, in Godzilla..."
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#Monsterdon Epic miniatures montage!

It's Sunday Night and that means #Monsterdon :ameowbongo:

Tonight #Godzilla is fighting the FINAL WARS. Yep the VERY LAST ONES!

Until the next ones probably I dunno

Anyways follow the hashtag or filter if you're a Kaiju Pacifist

OH BOY, SUM 41 IS INVOLVED.

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How much of the two hours is one movie intro after another? #Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Keith Emerson! Sum 41!

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Wow, using actual godzilla footage. Huh.

OH DANG also actual nuclear test footage huh #Monsterdon

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I like the flashbacks to previous movies. It's better than pretending the previous works didn't exist.

Montage History time!

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Yes, your dance moves will stop kaiju. #monsterdon

So the movie opens with Godzilla falling into an Arctic crevasse and they drop a mountain on him.
This movie could have been a tictok

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"The M Organization!" Love Japanese naming conventions.

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Earth Defense Force? Are they going to squat in Godzilla's trees?

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The score is delivering so far. I'm here for it.

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EDF really stands for Electric Dance Fabulosity, right? #Monsterdon

When J-Pop bands go bad. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon South Pole?! Buried under ice?! OK, hear me out: Godzilla vs. Alien vs. Predator.

To housemate, snarkily: "I went to the effort to get a subtitled version. You're welcome."

Housemate, tiredly: "Thank you."

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kaiju no ou, yup that's our boy. #monsterdon

Hey, Godzilla: Final Wars, Marvel called and wants their X-Men back.

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#Monsterdon getting some starship troopers vibes from this.

i like the translucent plastic armour

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Mutant dance troupe? #Monsterdon

I don't think we could get it together for the earth defense forces, frankly.

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Not gonna lie - these credits rule. #Monsterdon

...Wait, so this movie is set in the X-Men universe? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "M Organization" not to be confused with "The X-Men"

Nice historical recap. Was not expecting mutant humans and Kaiju, but I'll take it. #monsterdon

the first thing the EDF did was... learn Karate! #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is basically Pacific Rim. They got this from this film.

When your plan seems to have worked and Godzilla is dead, start worrying. #monsterdon

"Instead of killing each other, humankind came together to kill monsters." #Monsterdon

OK, here comes the exposition!

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M. Not X. M. #Monsterdon

@brooke One of the versions on Internet Archive has the japanese dialogue subtitled, the english dialogue is supposed to be plain. #monsterdon

C'mon you just put Godzilla in cold storage, that's all #Monsterdon

oh okay, movie over, godzilla fucked back off into the iceberg, have a good night everyone

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@whiskeysailor yeah same! i've seen this one many times, but even so i might switch to the dub for that reason #monsterdon

Aw yeah, X-Men! #Monsterdon

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oh no the narration is true except for the monster killing part