Pretty sure it's just finished turning into a sex toy. #Monsterdon

So does the CCI have any action plans besides glowering at things? #monsterdon

Oh no, no, the TETHERS are still fully intact, man. The BRIDGE is fully breakable, tho. #Monsterdon

RW optical disks - so 2000 #monsterdon

was the HeLa cell line an inspiration for this movie? #monsterdon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeLa

DISKS IN CARTRIDGES. I REPEAT, WE HAVE DISKS IN CARTRIDGES. #Monsterdon

it looks like they did get mostly asian actors to do the dub tho

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"Electromagnetic cables" - do you mean ... wires? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "growy F5" #monsterdon

Godzilla has a mutant healing factor. But is he a Wolverine or a Deadpool? Is he in constant pain?
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@Taweret DANG, that's a catch! #monsterdon

And now, the rock will go somewhere! :D #Monsterdon

"...there are no vital signs."

"right, it's a rock."

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

"regenerator G-1" wow such creative so marketing #monsterdon

the cell has a smiley face :) #monsterdon

omg one of the dub actors is François Chau from Lost

i knew i knew that voice

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#Monsterdon CONSUMER WARNING: Regenerator G-1 has not been approved by the FDA. Results may vary.

Wow, what a sucky name. #Monsterdon

worst name of all time come ON #monsterdon

The girl's orange iMac is pretty nostalgic too #monsterdon

The UFO Googled up Godzilla's wikipedia page!?
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Okay. Phew. Now we're back to the banana science. I was getting scared. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

the rock is an alien researcher stealing scientific knowledge acquired on Earth and selling it to Big Galactic Publishing corp #monsterdon

How man scans to get to the center of a UFO? Is it filled with chewy caramel?
UFO is a hackerman?
#Monsterdon

it's a biology nerd conference, Yuki, just come back later. #monsterdon

Orange iMac #monsterdon

MO disk? sorry, I left that in Resident Evil 2 #monsterdon

@Taweret I know right?! The CCIA guy in particular. I think he's in Cowboy Bebop but I'm not sure. #monsterdon

...Please stop staring through the screen at me, it's creepy. #Monsterdon

the rock can hack!!!!!! #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor actually, given windows sleep mode... #monsterdon

That laptop is old school as hell #monsterdon

i recognize a couple of these dub voices but i can't place them

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There's just a fan blowing on him specifically to make his coat flap dramatically. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our product placement portion.

yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki yuki Unknown #monsterdon

i remember those little sony vaios too #monsterdon

Yeah, computers turn on randomly all the time, don't worry!
#Monsterdon

with all those wires/strings/cables(?) attached, the rock looks like a giant antenna #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It's a space lava lamp.

This thing gonna open up like an ID4 saucer #monsterdon

It's full of weedly wee. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

"Cruise Control Intelligence Agency" is a dumb name #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Into the Zillaverse #monsterdon

the rock is normal and we should try and learn from it!!!!!!! so far it has done nothing wrong except take a couple nonconsensual DNA samples, but that was just to make some lasers. #monsterdon

@brion Did they have to alter them to feature right hand steering? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Like what's its favorite food, what's its zodiac sign.

Oh, it's got tiny spiderman logos in its cells! #Monsterdon

the rock seems to be metamorphosing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Where do you think it came from, eh?

obliterating the fourth wall by scoffing at someone calling the rock weird "like godzilla's normal" #monsterdon

Next time on Dragonball Z!
"HOLY CRAP!!"
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"Right. Like Godzilla's normal" Touche! #monsterdon #godzilla2000

"...a call for you, sir"

"we're calling you because your car insurance is about to expire"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

That's a big pile of shit, er, chitin #Monsterdon

Uh oh, you've gotten his spikes all in a tizzy!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

oh yeah, that'll buff out #monsterdon

It's a... Toenail? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess this is a good place to look for Godzilla crap.

i still maintain godzilla's typing is water/dragon which should give him an advantage over a rock type except that he has no water type attacks. only dragon rage, dragon pulse, outrage and roar

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@fufu Never tell me the odds #monsterdon

just along for the ride on this rock scanning DNA to make personalized laser beams plot #monsterdon

The masslessness of the rock animations works, in exactly the same way that godzilla's masslessness in the cg bits doesn't #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial and statistically rock wins. oh no is that a premonition?? #monsterdon

Okay they are DEFINITELY having some issues maintaining scale here. #Monsterdon

The new fire breath animation is pretty cool. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

duelling fus-roh-DAH! #monsterdon

The rock farts a death ray! #monsterdon

It's got wave motion gun rifling. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

RUDE! #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Godzilla: Yeah just head north and you'll hit the Ginza

When fighting Rock, is Godzilla more like Paper or Scissors? #monsterdon

A little chrome thing is just gonna pop out and start talking to him in a Paul Reubens voice. #Monsterdon

Oh wow. That is one BIG clam. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

That's a really suspiciously Star-Destroyer-shaped rock #monsterdon

oh great, now we have the big internet debate over "is the godzilla green or purple"? #monsterdon

I'm pleased we have a mom and daughter for the US Mother's Day #monsterdon It bodes well for #bechdeltest too

So far the rock's powers have included flotation and rotation, so I assume it's gonna land next to Godzilla and do his laundry. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon All of suddenly this movie thinks its Top Gun.

Sprinkle a little Flight of the Navigator in here... #Monsterdon

what the heck was that giant flying rock? late to #monsterdon and watching with no context hahaha

Nice flourish. But I'm still team model plane. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

meanwhile, Katagiri's uniform is still Spotless. this is why he's amazing. #monsterdon

@maddiefuzz reading #Monsterdon commentary out-of-context when you're unable to watch is its own form of quality entertainment.

sending the Japanese blue angels to deal with godzilla, that's a decision #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Going thru a lot of squibs on that suit.

"...wait till he gets closer"

"oh crap, back up. Back up!"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

so the rock just took a DNA scan of that guy and i am anticipating a rock-human clone hybrid subplot #monsterdon

That's no meteorite #monsterdon

They don't shot Godzilla in the dick.
Or cloaca slit? Godzillasaurus anatomy has never been confirmed on any reproductive alighnment.
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Godzilla taking his time, trying to decide which tank to eat first like he's picking chocolates from a box.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

That CG bridge was painful. The were definitely cutting a few corners there. I'm wondering if an FX group over promised on 90's rendering. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

@OldRustBucket This better not awaken anything in me. #monsterdon
#Monsterdong

All those tiny rivulets and spikes in Godzilla's skin serve to disperse the force from conventional weapons, you fools! #monsterdon

No fair hitting below the belt #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hey not so close to the cojones.

Oo, now the kneecaps. The Tonya Harding missile defense system proves its worth. #Monsterdon

I was right! It WAS a 90° rotation! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This better not leave a rash.