Pretty sure it's just finished turning into a sex toy. #Monsterdon
So does the CCI have any action plans besides glowering at things? #monsterdon
Oh no, no, the TETHERS are still fully intact, man. The BRIDGE is fully breakable, tho. #Monsterdon
RW optical disks - so 2000 #monsterdon
was the HeLa cell line an inspiration for this movie? #monsterdon
DISKS IN CARTRIDGES. I REPEAT, WE HAVE DISKS IN CARTRIDGES. #Monsterdon
it looks like they did get mostly asian actors to do the dub tho
"Electromagnetic cables" - do you mean ... wires? #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe "growy F5" #monsterdon
Godzilla has a mutant healing factor. But is he a Wolverine or a Deadpool? Is he in constant pain?
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@Taweret DANG, that's a catch! #monsterdon
And now, the rock will go somewhere! :D #Monsterdon
"regenerator G-1" wow such creative so marketing #monsterdon
the cell has a smiley face :) #monsterdon
#Monsterdon CONSUMER WARNING: Regenerator G-1 has not been approved by the FDA. Results may vary.
Wow, what a sucky name. #Monsterdon
worst name of all time come ON #monsterdon
The girl's orange iMac is pretty nostalgic too #monsterdon
The UFO Googled up Godzilla's wikipedia page!?
#Monsterdon
Okay. Phew. Now we're back to the banana science. I was getting scared. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
the rock is an alien researcher stealing scientific knowledge acquired on Earth and selling it to Big Galactic Publishing corp #monsterdon
How man scans to get to the center of a UFO? Is it filled with chewy caramel?
UFO is a hackerman?
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it's a biology nerd conference, Yuki, just come back later. #monsterdon
Orange iMac #monsterdon
MO disk? sorry, I left that in Resident Evil 2 #monsterdon
@Taweret I know right?! The CCIA guy in particular. I think he's in Cowboy Bebop but I'm not sure. #monsterdon
...Please stop staring through the screen at me, it's creepy. #Monsterdon
the rock can hack!!!!!! #monsterdon
@WhiskeySailor actually, given windows sleep mode... #monsterdon
That laptop is old school as hell #monsterdon
i recognize a couple of these dub voices but i can't place them
There's just a fan blowing on him specifically to make his coat flap dramatically. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Our product placement portion.
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i remember those little sony vaios too #monsterdon
Yeah, computers turn on randomly all the time, don't worry!
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with all those wires/strings/cables(?) attached, the rock looks like a giant antenna #monsterdon
#Monsterdon It's a space lava lamp.
This thing gonna open up like an ID4 saucer #monsterdon
It's full of weedly wee. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
"Cruise Control Intelligence Agency" is a dumb name #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Into the Zillaverse #monsterdon
the rock is normal and we should try and learn from it!!!!!!! so far it has done nothing wrong except take a couple nonconsensual DNA samples, but that was just to make some lasers. #monsterdon
@brion Did they have to alter them to feature right hand steering? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Like what's its favorite food, what's its zodiac sign.
Oh, it's got tiny spiderman logos in its cells! #Monsterdon
the rock seems to be metamorphosing #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Where do you think it came from, eh?
obliterating the fourth wall by scoffing at someone calling the rock weird "like godzilla's normal" #monsterdon
Next time on Dragonball Z!
"HOLY CRAP!!"
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"Right. Like Godzilla's normal" Touche! #monsterdon #godzilla2000
"...a call for you, sir"
"we're calling you because your car insurance is about to expire"
That's a big pile of shit, er, chitin #Monsterdon
Uh oh, you've gotten his spikes all in a tizzy!
oh yeah, that'll buff out #monsterdon
It's a... Toenail? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I guess this is a good place to look for Godzilla crap.
i still maintain godzilla's typing is water/dragon which should give him an advantage over a rock type except that he has no water type attacks. only dragon rage, dragon pulse, outrage and roar
@fufu Never tell me the odds #monsterdon
just along for the ride on this rock scanning DNA to make personalized laser beams plot #monsterdon
The masslessness of the rock animations works, in exactly the same way that godzilla's masslessness in the cg bits doesn't #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial and statistically rock wins. oh no is that a premonition?? #monsterdon
Okay they are DEFINITELY having some issues maintaining scale here. #Monsterdon
The new fire breath animation is pretty cool. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
duelling fus-roh-DAH! #monsterdon
The rock farts a death ray! #monsterdon
It's got wave motion gun rifling. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
RUDE! #monsterdon #godzilla2000
#Monsterdon Godzilla: Yeah just head north and you'll hit the Ginza
When fighting Rock, is Godzilla more like Paper or Scissors? #monsterdon
A little chrome thing is just gonna pop out and start talking to him in a Paul Reubens voice. #Monsterdon
Oh wow. That is one BIG clam. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
That's a really suspiciously Star-Destroyer-shaped rock #monsterdon
oh great, now we have the big internet debate over "is the godzilla green or purple"? #monsterdon
I'm pleased we have a mom and daughter for the US Mother's Day #monsterdon It bodes well for #bechdeltest too
So far the rock's powers have included flotation and rotation, so I assume it's gonna land next to Godzilla and do his laundry. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon All of suddenly this movie thinks its Top Gun.
Sprinkle a little Flight of the Navigator in here... #Monsterdon
what the heck was that giant flying rock? late to #monsterdon and watching with no context hahaha
Nice flourish. But I'm still team model plane. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
meanwhile, Katagiri's uniform is still Spotless. this is why he's amazing. #monsterdon
@maddiefuzz reading #Monsterdon commentary out-of-context when you're unable to watch is its own form of quality entertainment.
sending the Japanese blue angels to deal with godzilla, that's a decision #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Going thru a lot of squibs on that suit.
so the rock just took a DNA scan of that guy and i am anticipating a rock-human clone hybrid subplot #monsterdon
That's no meteorite #monsterdon
They don't shot Godzilla in the dick.
Or cloaca slit? Godzillasaurus anatomy has never been confirmed on any reproductive alighnment.
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Godzilla taking his time, trying to decide which tank to eat first like he's picking chocolates from a box.
That CG bridge was painful. The were definitely cutting a few corners there. I'm wondering if an FX group over promised on 90's rendering. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
@OldRustBucket This better not awaken anything in me. #monsterdon
#Monsterdong
All those tiny rivulets and spikes in Godzilla's skin serve to disperse the force from conventional weapons, you fools! #monsterdon
No fair hitting below the belt #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Hey not so close to the cojones.
Oo, now the kneecaps. The Tonya Harding missile defense system proves its worth. #Monsterdon
I was right! It WAS a 90° rotation! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This better not leave a rash.