"OW! My NIPPLES! You shot off my NIPPLES, you bastards!" #Monsterdon

stupid cgi missles. he should be catching those things and throwing 'em back! #monsterdon

@funkula Movie's over, time to go home #Monsterdon

Ride of the valkyries is supposed to be playing.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

You did it! The conventional weapons stopped godzilla this time. Great job everyone #monsterdon

Well they've definitely got the "Really Really piss him off" part of the plan down. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Godzilla is much more colorful than I remember him. #Monsterdon

Okay, that shoreline was some surprising good model work right there #Monsterdon

Oof these compositing shows go from good to sickly green and wobbly.
More miniatures plz.
#Monsterdon

"...it's a full metal missle."

"wait, what were the old ones made of?"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

I have such an urge to join in with the #monsterdon shitposting and I’m not even watching this one.

CG copters. Not NEARLY as fun as model planes. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Godzilla, it's time for your piercing appointment #monsterdon

#Monsterdon In the old movies, I laugh how 3/4 of the shots missed Godzilla.

@yatsu Yeah, I was wondering if this had to disappear for a bit after that the way US Godzilla disappeared from TV rotation after 9/11... #Monsterdon

Ahhhh, the good ol' tank beach party maneuver.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

@yatsu yeah that's been in my head for a while now yikes #monsterdon

Too bad they didn't keep a maser or two from the 60's. I mean. Sure they never really did much, but they sure looked cool. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

this hits a little different after Fukushima, doesn't it... #monsterdon

@trixter And void trucks? Do they have void trucks? #monsterdon

@moira Do they also have frost trucks? #Monsterdon

@trixter ...

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#monsterdong #monsterdon

"Like crap though a goose" I REALLY don't think this guy knows how missiles work. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Godzilla's arrival is announced with multiple atomic bathtub farts?
#Monsterdon

But can it penetrate... itself? 🤔
#Monsterdon

"It'll go through Godzilla like CRAP through a goose." Err okay sure go with that line dub.
#Monsterdon

🎵​ but it wasn't a rock. it was a rock kaiju 🎵​

#monsterdon

i would love to have all these floating rocks be an animate earth as the good-guy kaiju opposing the inexplicably electricity hating godzilla. "it loves the tingle of electricity on its skin and will do anything to protect the power grid!" #monsterdon

@KanaMauna on it. and Happy Mother's Day!! :) #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Crewman: Sir, I like to use some of my vacation time starting right now and it has nothing to do with the large rock standing on its own besides us.

"...when last we met I was but the student. Now I am the head of CCI"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Giant paper mache fingernail looks better than the green screened green tanks.
#Monsterdon

@trixter me too. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Was ... was that dude's computer monitor one of those cardboard ones they display on desks at Ikea?
#monsterdon #Godzilla2000

That meteor is shaped like a mango seed #monsterdon

@jonny @trixter "Join the network!" "Your network's history. I'm joining Bluesky" #monsterdon

Okay, so that's Twister, Jurassic Park, and The Arrival now. #Monsterdon

Just gonna have Rock Lobster stuck in my head all night. #Monsterdon

It's a steamed clam. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Does Godzilla hate wind farms? #monsterdon

Oh hey. This is a prequel to The Arrive. Cool. That was a fun alien movie.
#Monsterdon

And here's Cary Elwes as the foil to Bill Paxton #monsterdon

@cheribaker Also, he fights a space potato. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Sweet guy

@RobynGoodfellow Top. Men. #monsterdon

@trixter you don't "muhahahahaha" like that unless you have something nefarious planned #monsterdon

Godzilla Belongs In A Museum! #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Study Godzilla vs destroy him! Well eeeh. he is an atomic monster yall. And a friend to all children... sometimes.
#Monsterdon

This guy's ominous flowing black coat is amazing. #Monsterdon

"...it shouldn't float."

"Did you try flushing again?"

"What?"

"What?"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

@bunnyhero @moira I hope I spot a floppy disk in some shot #monsterdon

shut down all reactors immediately. this is not a drill #monsterdon

Fastest carbon dating ever.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Finally some sirens and radio announcements

@moira yeah!! i remember those (never had one though) #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Sometimes a rock is just a rock #monsterdon

"That's just lovely. Another Chernobyl. Step on it or we won't be there when it blows" #monsterdon #godzilla2000

oh my god i think that's a windows ce device. like, a philips or something. #monsterdon

Fella's office is in the fish section of Pet Smart.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

@yatsu Nah that's just the next Gundam series. #Monsterdon

20 mins late to #monsterdon but am here and that's what mattersssss!

somehow the weird spotlight thing left of these guys looks more fake than anything else in the shot and I think it's just a prop #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kid bopping to some J-Pop

G-sensor. is that what they're calling it now? #monsterdon

The onigiri looks delicious #monsterdon

@bunnyhero for the first couple of years, sure, but we just "learned to live with the monster", you know how it goes #monsterdon

@sean it worked for moonbase alpha #monsterdon

on one hand you'd think a godzilla prediction network would have more funding. on the other hand, considering how bad they are at predicting, maybe not #monsterdon

Magnetic uranium is exactly what I think of when I think of clean energy.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

OMG It'S GAMERA!
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It is not Gamera. Damn shell teasers.
#Monsterdon

Kid's making book on Godzilla damage. Brilliant!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

@RobynGoodfellow IP over mains wiring is surprisingly effective, but only within certain conditions. He'll be waiting for attachments to download for hours. #monsterdon

> Any reduction in fossil fuels would be a feather in CCI's cap!

This film has just been banned by the Texas Department of Education #monsterdon

His eyebrows are very concerned about the increases ascent rate.
#Monsterdon

Did I miss something? What happened to Godzilla? Is he still back at that power station like, checking his email or something? #monsterdon #godzilla2000

red five also standing by to commence lifting #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow We've come a long way from, "Reptiles, which are a kind of snake". #Monsterdon

Awesome slapstick!! Hey Moe!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Who asked this little girl to run Fight Club? #monsterdon

holy fuck i am here for the decentralized financial risk pool that seems to be the godzilla prediction unit #monsterdon

@agora @jonny

I’m still not 100% on how agora works, but I feel like the graph of #monsterdon toots is probably quite chaotic.

This child is so hardcore, I love her. #Monsterdon

Maybe don't raise the giant monster skull shaped object off the ocean floor? It feels cursed
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon No expert on radiation exposure, but you might want to get familiar with the signs of radiation sickness and schedule a lot of cancer screenings.

"Godzilla's radiation fogged the film" Holy cow that's actual real science right there! They left out "Also you might be sterile now" #monsterdon #godzilla2000

eyyy bondi blue, our old friend #monsterdon

"...is that Nemo? Did we just ... find Nemo?"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

The submersible is nice but lacks a big drill on the nose #monsterdon

CALLED IT FOGGED FILM #monsterdon

godzilla going straight for the utility infrastructure, and you all are trying to tell me this dinosaur isn't a nation state-backed APT. #WhoIsFundingGodzilla #FollowTheMoney #monsterdon

Godzilla hates electricity leaking from powerlines? Is humanity giving him migraines from electromagnetic fields?
Whole lotta slap stick in this one.
#Monsterdon

I think I got a bit of whiplash from that tone shift. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

@WhiskeySailor This was long before GPT was a thing, sadly #monsterdon

"...Godzilla seems to hate human made energy sources"

"Maybe he just hates the stations he keeps picking up in his tooth fillings."

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

We all live in the almost yellow submarine. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the obligatory "humans poking things they shouldn't" subplot... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Before there was Greta Thunberg, there was Godzilla taking out energy sources.

@eviloatmeal this is one of the better dubs imho #monsterdon