I think I like this kid. Take her for all she's worth, little Ferengi! #Monsterdon

The ability to breathe fire IS. NOT. A. PERSONALITY #monsterdon

"But first, we're gonna fuck up some fish!" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It wasn't a rock... It was a rock... LOBSTER! #Monsterdon

I love the Godzilla-approaching music #Monsterdon

Okay, evil dub laugh, why not. #Monsterdon

I appreciate they had a minimum Time Elapsed To Godzilla. Y'gotta tease the Godzilla immediately, don't waste time with the humans, get right to the monster. #Monsterdon

Let's GOOOOOOOdzilla #Monsterdon

They never really did decide how tall Godzilla's supposed to be, did they? He's changing scale more often than an Eva unit. #Monsterdon

Man, the greenscreening in this movie is *really really* bad. ^^; #Monsterdon

Godzilla only comes out at night, when the clubs open up. #Monsterdon

Oh that rock is absolutely a monster, right? #Monsterdon

Our star! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for GODZILLA! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Helicopter sprites ripped right out of America's Army #monsterdon

I was wrong, it's not a Jurassic Park car, it's the ECTO-1. #Monsterdon

I like this Godzilla design, still clearly a guy in a suit but it's got some good bulk. And a really good tail, excellent work. #Monsterdon

And so the ancient origins of alka-seltzer are revealed. #Monsterdon

"The government is holding an emergency cabinet meeting, but in the meantime they've sent three nerds into the direct path of the monster. Officials who asked not to be named said, and we quote, 'It's worked so far.'" #Monsterdon

...Are they in one of the Jurassic Park cars? "We're out of the tree!" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's not like Godzilla was a big reveal at this point. #Monsterdon

And so ends another night of giant monster movies.
Did it make any sense? NOPE.
Was it fun? Yeah mostly.
#Monsterdon

Goodnight #Monsterdon! Time to go add "Sony VAIO" and "MiniDisc player" to the list of things I will try but totally fail to find at a flea market this summer.

i love that godzilla's next action after "why does he keep protecting us?" is to burn down a few more city blocks #monsterdon

We are all Godzilla
Thanks and good night
#Monsterdon

well that kaiju battle got weird

ty for joining, everyone!!

#Monsterdon

Godzilla has formulated a plan!
#Monsterdon

Seriously though Godzilla's main weapon is notably his breath, trying to eat him headfirst was never a good idea. #Monsterdon

the extremely spiky godzilla turned out to be integral to the plot #monsterdon

Tonight on #Monsterdon:

i don't like the millennium godzilla design quite as much as the heisei design. they went overboard with the dorsal spines and his mouth opens too far back

#monsterdon

hate to have to be that one going off about this but this movie's 'way better when it's not cgi #monsterdon

WAIT, IT'S THE SPACESHIP WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR! #Monsterdon

generator G-1 looks like a giant jelly fish, no? #monsterdon

#monsterdon wait, so it's a rock that became a spaceship that became a walking jellyfish? #Godzilla2000

TENTACLES AGAIN!
Oh no it's a Mars People!
We can only stop them with some Metal Slugs.
#Monsterdon

the rock saucer making a fatal error hacking into the electrical cables to contain godzilla when godzilla has been very upfront about how it has been eating electricity this whole time #monsterdon

Did that UFO just make a scared cat screech when it hit the ground after Godzilla's tail attack?
#Monsterdon

all units detonation at 21 10 mockingbird lane #monsterdon

maybe dont take your child into the building that's going to explode in ten minutes?

#monsterdon

iMacs from the golden age of electronics design! #Monsterdon

Love the sizzle sound effect of Godzilla's energy spikes.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

The barely identified flying rock seems to have a hankering for some G cells. at
Hard to blame it. Look at that face.
#Monsterdon

Reporter at the Met Gala: and here we have godzilla. what are you wearing today?

Godzilla: well, of course the most famous ocean algae

#monsterdon

(Godzilla looks purplish green to me.. please tell me I am not colorblind)

whenever someone says "fire at will" i feel bad for will. poor guy #monsterdon

"Godzilla is a goldmine of knowledge" #monsterdon

people who are pro-nuclear power are never honest about the risks posed by probabilistic godzillas #monsterdon

aaand random submarine? #Monsterdon

so they have fire trucks _and_ lightning trucks? damn, japan is ready for anything! #monsterdon

Heeeeeeere's Kaiju #monsterdon #godzilla2000

wow this kid is not pulling any punches is she #monsterdon

I just want #Monsterdon to know that last weekend I picked up the Squishmallow Godzilla and Mothra for my nephews because I am the best lesbian auntie.

They stole this equipment from Twister. #Monsterdon

Toho company, delivering hos to wherever since 1938. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net @bunnyhero@mstdn.ca

First there was the penetration
Premature ejaculation
As on ev'ry TV station
We watch Goji blow his load

Really where was the attraction?
And now juvenile reaction
Tokyo is in compaction
Ere Godzilla hits the road

#monsterdon

my dvd still has the home video catalog that came with it. holy late 90s design batman #monsterdon

im gone for one day and #monsterdon a thing
what

@bunnyhero I would love to know what the commentary says during the whole "Godzilla is engulfed in a snakelike gaping maw" scene. Or if it's just five minutes of silence followed by "um... yeah" #monsterdon #godzilla2000

@Taweret do you have an archive of #monsterdon posts tagged by which movie is discussed? Would be cool to read along with ones I missed.

I demand to speak to this movie's manager. #Monsterdon

I must say, the extra eight minutes didn't help explain anything. The story on this one was so ....... disjointed.

Having said all that, it was still a great #Monsterdon!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Looking forward to next week!

oh i forgot the dvd has audio commentary. i can't remember if i've listened to it #monsterdon

@YadyO@xarxa.cloud

Had the 👽 in #Godzilla 2000 realized this, they would have transmuted successfully and defeated Godzilla. 🦖

#monsterdon

"And then everybody died. The end, sleep tight!" #Monsterdon

No seriously, I am legitimately confused by this movie. They resolved ONE thing -- the UFO. That's it. Godzilla's still blowing up buildings -- Tokyo's just fucked, they've got no way to stop him. What the heck kind of ending is that!? Who looks at that and goes, "Great place to end the movie."??? #Monsterdon

@Taweret thanks again for hosting! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it is a commentary on plot itself, toying with our need for tidy resolutions. godzilla wrecking the city is a metaphor for the director wrecking what we should expect from cinema #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Isn't it ironic?

#monsterdon

YAY! HE SAID THE THING!
Oh shit Godzilla is partying until the sun comes up.
And by partying I mean burning it to the ground.
#Monsterdon

@fbz@hackers.town @retr0id@retr0.id

👽 in #Godzilla 2000 🦖

#monsterdon

Seriously, that was pointless even for a Godzilla movie. What the heck. #Monsterdon

That's the trouble with TurZillaEn. Leave 'em in the oven too long and they blow up.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

*punch*
"No don't save me! I want Godzilla to kill me. I need it! GOOOOODZIIIILAAAA!"
Well that was dumb.
#Monsterdon

Thanks again everyone! The weirder they are the funner the riffing. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

@cheribaker yes thank you @Taweret ! #monsterdon

Katagiri: "We'll I'm gonna die. Eh fuck it. Light me up Godzilla."
#Monsterdon

It was a bold decision to introduce a central conflict and then just... Not resolve it. Very bold. Also stupid. #Monsterdon

"...I'm BrundleGodzilla!"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

the hero who played Katagiri-sama, by the way: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshi_Abe_(actor)
#monsterdon

My review: "What"
5/5
#monsterdonReviews #monsterdon

...Wait, that's the end!? What the f- #Monsterdon

"The real Godzilla was the friends we immolated on the way" #monsterdon #godzilla2000

but... he is not walking off into the sea... except I guess implicitly after he's done working off the sexual tension of whatever just happened... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla: I didn't destroy the alien menace for you guys. You raised it up and it shot me first. So have some parting property damage.

"maybe because godzilla is inside each one of us" #monsterdon

Inside each of us there are two Godzillas #monsterdon

and it ENDS?????? #monsterdon

godzilla gets around is all he's saying #monsterdon

I LOVE the tiny little detail of Orga's eye widening as it realizes what Godzilla is doing to it from the inside out.
"OH SHIII--"
#Monsterdon

oh nope, change of plans, flamethrower back on #monsterdon

inside you are two godzillas. #monsterdon

there we go, off to the sea, good godzilla #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor maybe that's a strategy to prevent godzilla from sticking his tongue down katagiri's throat? #monsterdon

Y'know what they say. Cigarettes'll kill ya. #Monsterdon

Were the Darwin awards a thing by then? #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Little know fact: Godzilla hates smokers.

speaking of weird fetishes #monsterdon

VORE! VORE IS THE PLAN!
Vore me space daddy!
#Monsterdon

"It woke up after 6 million years and Godzilla destroyed it the very next day" Yep we were all RIGHT HERE watching it. #monsterdon #godzilla2000