A clear case of terminal coolness. #Monsterdon

@yatsu they seem fine! they are just going to eat that one guy before fucking off into the sea, as is tradition #monsterdon

EAT 'IM! #monsterdon

That is not dead which can eternal lie filled with stolen Godzilla DNA. Regenerating endlessly and painfully but never giving up until it can devour the original. Orga is an upsetting monster. More upsetting to Godzilla than any other monster. Cept maybe the Smog Monster is close.
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great, now we just have the power-destroying ancient dinosaur thing to deal with... no problem. #monsterdon

The winner... And STILL CHAMPEEEEEEN! #Monsterdon

"...what's a monster like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Now I'm wondering if we have anyone on the tag repping stop.voring.me. #Monsterdon

Well one of those two definitely needs a cigarette now. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Who de fuq tries to swallow a conscious Godzilla?

are we now watching some kinda porn? that's a very weird way to kiss a godzilla? #monsterdon #romcom

#Monsterdon Orga CC: Oh, this was a bad idea.

"It's trying to become a Godzilla clone!"
Hmm. A movie that Toho jumped to make right after the first American Godzilla movie talking about something trying to be an inferior clone of something else. Nope DO not see any symbolism there. No sir. No symbolism at all.
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Um #monsterdon #godzilla2000

😅 #monsterdon

is this how kaiju have sex?

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#monsterdon ngl, I'm really enjoying the battle with the Rock-ChicagoBean-Spaceship-AirJellyfish-Kaiju-Demagorgon as it evolves. #Godzilla2000

@CactuarJoe he just goes right into it #monsterdon

What am I watching right now? #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon Orga CC: Let me see. How about I try to swallow Godzilla whole?

Godzilla just standing there staring at it like "okay then" #Monsterdon

Godzilla: "Okay, that's just gross." #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca @moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

I think space squidward is beeyootiful 🦑 #monsterdon

So the Godzilla DNA turned the UFO into Squidward?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

they are all tired and need a snack break #monsterdon

Oo, frogmouth! :D #Monsterdon

@yatsu Our boy's a veteran of the squared circle, he's not going down to an amateur. Now get out there and show this upstart what you're made of, champ! #Monsterdon

I mean I love Orga's asymmetrical hunched Frankestein kaiju design, but it doesn't make alot of sense beyond "well weird alien thing has some Godzilla elements now, sorta?"
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"Ow! my DNA!" - godzilla, probably

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it should turn into the american godzilla and then get blown up #monsterdon

@moira i think all of us agree! #monsterdon

that's it, use your head, Godzilla. #monsterdon

So absorbing Godzilla DNA gives the aliens a shoulder canon in the same place the UFO has it's wave motion gun??? SURE.
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@strangefour it did a reverse ugly-duckling #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor the rock came from space to harvest all the data so it could become a crab and abolish the state except godzilla was already there eating all the power and so the crab saucer has to defeat godzilla to live in peace in the sea. #monsterdon

Prime bridge 'splosion. Top marks. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Millions of years of technological advances, and the best they can do is "bonk him with the ship"

Some invaders. #Monsterdon

Bad guy's got a great craggly face. But see previous about scale. It's still shifting. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Baby you got real ugly. #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Me every Sunday night. #Monsterdon

this is like one of those boss fights where the little helpers keep getting resurrected. pain in the ass, those things. #monsterdon

Oh no! The alien has indigestion from sucking up all our apes.
Err I mean absorbing G cells.
And maybe they shouldn't have left the UFO park where Godzilla could just blast it.
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the jellyfish form was cuter. bring it back! #monsterdon

The Chicago Bean that is in .... Millennium Park. Duh Duh Dum!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Now it's a proper kaiju fight. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Still 100% here for the fan Katagiri-sama always has blowing on him so his tie and coat flap dramatically. #Monsterdon

If Godzilla ever sees the Chicago Bean, he's gonna flip out.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Eh. I liked it better as a jellyfish. #Monsterdon

"Want some of these hands Godzilla? I'm ready to throw down after 70 million years!"
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Well, apparently we're done with the spaceship. :/ #Monsterdon

I bet that transform was super expensive in '99 #monsterdon #godzilla2000

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rock saucer undergoing rapid carcinization #monsterdon

Orson Wells, eat your heart out. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That is one ugly CGI baby.

The aliens are releasing the cornstarch! D: #Monsterdon

@Taweret Against a Steel type, jeez :/ #Monsterdon

did we just witness some of godzilla's teeth falling off? or did I imagine that? #monsterdon

LOL! I think I know what eight minutes were cut from the dubbed version. Building is still exploding.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Oh that is an old school alien ray. I half expected negative scratches. #Monsterdon

spaceship used nostril ray! it's very effective #monsterdon

Kaiju rodeo y'all, rope that dogie #monsterdon

godzilla used dragon pulse

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Oh yeah, Beam Attack time motherfucker :D #Monsterdon

Great building smashing. That's still quite on point. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Uh. Oh. Naughty tentacles. I didn't know it was this kind of film. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

@strangefour He SAID there's only one thing on Godzilla's mind right now. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Perhaps Orga is into bondage?

JEEZ okay finally some goddamn models! #monsterdon

The Dream of the Fisherman's Godzilla #Monsterdon

Naughty tentacle attack? Oh my.
Godzilla remember your safeword!
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YES. MODELS. NONE OF THAT AWFUL CG NONSENSE. #Monsterdon

"Fine. I'll just sit on this other building over here" #monsterdon #godzilla2000

i don't... is the alien showing off it's parking skills??? #monsterdon

WHAT SONG samples that horn part I am not finding it on whosampled.com #monsterdon

there's only one thing on godzilla's mind right now, and it's...

#monsterdong
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there's only thing on godzilla's mind right now and it's disgusting

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"There's only one thing on Godzilla's mind right now." 😳 #Monsterdon

@trixter Oh, I get it. The spaceship is a hardened dome that covers things -- it's a scab. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Godzilla wants the porn.

Godzilla is cruising for a bruisin.
Well delivering a bruising to... a metal space ship? I guess if he hits it enough he can pulp whatever is still alive inside.
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe he was offended by people saying he doesn't have underwater skills, so he spent some time in the skills lab. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Look at me, I"m a DISCO light.

okay, _that_ was a neat shot. the bit with the waves of light illuminating the buildings. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe big line at wendys #monsterdon

Oh, THERE he is. Man, did Godzilla stop off at the DMV or something? Where's he been for the last half hour? #Monsterdon

Godzilla's mad because someone's blowing up buildings without working with the Kaiju Union. #Monsterdon

that bomb-button guy (missed the name), I swear he looks like Kyle MacLachlan #monsterdon

you can't say 'asshole' in a kaiju movie. gamera is a friend to children

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The fakest thing so far in this whole giant killer monster flick is the fact that that guy still has hands after sliding down that cable. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Oh good the VAIO™️ survived! #Monsterdon

the rock looks like a 90s gaming console only giant-sized #monsterdon

the alien ship is like: "you call that a building explosion? THIS is a building explosion" #monsterdon

Spaceship says "That's not a lazer. THIS is a lazer." #Monsterdon

those aliens are getting away with a _lot_ of bearer bonds #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social

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Oh no! The giant alien space shit is perfectly fine in the cloud. IT WAS IN THE CLOUD! And they still have all our apes!
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welcome to erf #monsterdon