what? conventional weapons didn't work on aliens?
I hope Bruce Willis got off the top of that in time. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
#Monsterdon You DO NOT TELL ME what shiny red button I can or can't not push.
Okay, so apparently they came back because the lady's got an irresistable urge to be crushed by falling debris. #Monsterdon
katagiri does not CARE. jeez, man, did he steal your girlfriend? turn you down for prom? show me on this doll where Shinoda hurt you. #monsterdon
oooOOoo SOMEBODY wants us all to know he has a ROLEX #monsterdon
Is that a Dalek prototype?
"Don't do it!!"
Teh hell you say? I'mma push the button.
#Monsterdon
i mean he just sounds so much like the same guy
at least in my sleeby state #monsterdon
Love this extremely sci-fi modern Japanese defense bomb. #Monsterdon
@trixter@retro.pizza
This film sponsored by Sony VAIO
#monsterdon
That is one 80's as heck briefcase detonator #monsterdon
@fufu you're right, what is it doing with all that godzilla DNA #monsterdon
@jonny Think of all the anime that will be lost though #monsterdon
how can CCIA dub guy _not_ be jet from cowboy bebop? #monsterdon
@jonny but what if it's just doing that to sell the data to the intergalactic state?! #monsterdon
@strangefour Little do they know... #Monsterdon
I know what the aliens are doing. They're trying to destroy social media as we know it by uploading everyone gigs of Godzilla porn.
#Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow "wait a minute, now ... let it eat up Facebook & Twitter before we take it out." #monsterdon #Godzilla2000
"Dad, ease up on the testosterone, k?" #monsterdon
Yeah, that spaceship is definitely in the cowgirl position. Sorry. #Monsterdon
Oh no! Infrared space noodles!
I think we should support the direct action of the rock saucer hacking all the data and bringing down the state #monsterdon #RockSaucerDidNothingWrong
#Monsterdon Why are you bringing the kid?
"At the rate it's downloading there'll be no MySpace or GEOCities by morning!' #monsterdon #godzilla2000
they are bringing a hybrid mars rover to fight the data-sucking rock?! really?
maybe looks don't matter afterall
That Sony Vaio seems to get hacked a lot.
The self-defense troops are wheeling ... a coffee urn? #monsterdon
I love the way they worked the keypad into the soundtrack, very nice :D #Monsterdon
dudes honestly do you control the power grid or not? #monsterdon
@trixter everyone knew trixter was a goner once the disks came out #monsterdon
The space thing is up to some ransomware #monsterdon #secondtry
Jaunty theme of military! Hut! Hut! Hut! #Monsterdon
yep, that's what it's doing. the rock has data sucking tentacles and it is grabbing it all w/o consent to aid intergalactic surveillance #monsterdon
This movie's got me on eBay pricing MiniDisc players. #Monsterdon
Wait, if this ship can take all the data, maybe we shouldn't be too hasty trying to get rid of it #monsterdon
Infrared noodle arms? The aliens are trying to hack the planet! Quick batten down the Gibson! They're stealing all our apes!
#Monsterdon
"You call that civilization? Anything we don't understand we destroy" Well. Yeah.. Good to see you've been paying attention. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
And thus the world was ended, because a spaceship hacked one specific government agency. I guess. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Somebody save the hentai!!!
3d traceroute #monsterdon
that lady is about to get her DNA hacked by the rock saucer if she stays in the supercomputer too long #monsterdon
"When's it gonna dooo sooomethiiing?"
"Yeah! We've been waiting aaaal daaay!"
hahahahahah
#Monsterdon
@strangefour@retro.pizza
#monsterdon
Woke Godzilla π¦β:Shiropuyo_rainbow:β
@xerozohar They're gonna steal all of our IPs! Quick, defrag the mainframe! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Holy shit, it's downloading all the porn!!
Many imacs! #monsterdon
@strangefour sir that is filthy #Monsterdon
@strangefour Is it an ad for a bike saddle? #monsterdon
@strangefour@retro.pizza
#monsterdon
Call in SHADO - the UFO is active!
Turns out the aliens hate iMacs. #Monsterdon
OH NO! CG swimming Godzilla very much does not look good. He's too neon. wtf?
#Monsterdon
yum
think differnt #monsterdon
Uggggghhhhh (the godzilla CGI) #monsterdon
@trixter godzilla became a technicolored donkey kong underwater level for a minute there #monsterdon
@trixter yeah i wonder! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Why the fuq are you idiots not running for the hills?
Very cheap red only filter, but kinda makes a cool shot.
#Monsterdon
@jonny @funkula no rewinding! you'll lose synchronization! #monsterdon
A conference table with glowing stripes is pretty silly #monsterdon
oooof playstation-demo level cgi there #monsterdon
Whew yeah they uh... they were not ready for CG effects on this scale. #Monsterdon
...That's a bit suggestive. #Monsterdon
@aburka @funkula omg there were multiple outbursts i have to rewind. #monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo I hope so. #Monsterdon
Sunny and clear [ominous]
#Monsterdon
Somebody turned on the space vibrator.
@jonny @funkula that was a different guy #monsterdon
@bunnyhero I was actually wondering if he was supposed to be a callback to that guy. #Monsterdon
@trixter Does he have long yellow snacks? #monsterdon
why are they all sitting at a giant macos "waiting" icon #monsterdon
@funkula in the dub i'm watching it was "great ceasar's ghost" which is some excellent localization. much idiomatic english. #monsterdon
@trixter straight from godzilla vs gigan maybe #monsterdon
EPR? Eeper? #monsterdon
the rock will now be called a terrorist #monsterdon
@OldRustBucket I honestly thought I has misheard that. What a weird dubbing choice. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
did... did he say "City Town"? #monsterdon
Did that guy just exclaim "gott in himmel" #monsterdon
omg where did this hippie come from #Monsterdon
It swallowed a theremin. #monsterdon #godzilla2000.
@CactuarJoe Yeah, doesn't seem like they thought that through #monsterdon
don't look up, it just an eclipse #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Japanese guy saying Gott In Himmel
Would you people pick a fucking scale already and stick to it! Good god, this ship is simultaneously four helicopters long and the size of a multistory building! #Monsterdon
@jovikowi Ohhhh, THAT'S where the name of the movie came from. #Monsterdon
News chopper 4 is on the scene!
#Monsterdon
@trixter@retro.pizza
At this rate of regeneration, there will soon be 2000 Godzillas stomping around
#monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret Lightwave got ported to NT, so by '97-'98 probably not. #monsterdon
Okay. I know what this is. There are a bunch of muppets in there and a robot that sounds like Pee Wee Herman. #monsterdon #godzilla2000 #flightofthenavigator
@Taweret I wonder if they used Amigas #monsterdon
Only an eclipse can save them from the shiny yet lumpy UFO.
The giant space vibrator has escaped!
#Monsterdon
Wow, @trixter was absolutely right, that is DEFINITELY from Flight of the Navigator. #Monsterdon
Xfiles called, they want their spaceship back #monsterdon
the turn of the millennium was that period in movies when they thought they were ready to do cgi effects and they were not
WHEN did the rock become a smooth bike seat flying saucer!???!? #monsterdon
Now smashing an actual model bridge, that's more like it. #monsterdon #godzilla2000
Nice orange iMac.