what? conventional weapons didn't work on aliens?

#monsterdon

I hope Bruce Willis got off the top of that in time. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

#Monsterdon You DO NOT TELL ME what shiny red button I can or can't not push.

Okay, so apparently they came back because the lady's got an irresistable urge to be crushed by falling debris. #Monsterdon

katagiri does not CARE. jeez, man, did he steal your girlfriend? turn you down for prom? show me on this doll where Shinoda hurt you. #monsterdon

oooOOoo SOMEBODY wants us all to know he has a ROLEX #monsterdon

Is that a Dalek prototype?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

"Don't do it!!"
Teh hell you say? I'mma push the button.
#Monsterdon

i mean he just sounds so much like the same guy

at least in my sleeby state #monsterdon

Love this extremely sci-fi modern Japanese defense bomb. #Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza

This film sponsored by Sony VAIO

#monsterdon

That is one 80's as heck briefcase detonator #monsterdon

@fufu you're right, what is it doing with all that godzilla DNA #monsterdon

@jonny Think of all the anime that will be lost though #monsterdon

how can CCIA dub guy _not_ be jet from cowboy bebop? #monsterdon

@jonny but what if it's just doing that to sell the data to the intergalactic state?! #monsterdon

@strangefour Little do they know... #Monsterdon

I know what the aliens are doing. They're trying to destroy social media as we know it by uploading everyone gigs of Godzilla porn.
#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow "wait a minute, now ... let it eat up Facebook & Twitter before we take it out." #monsterdon #Godzilla2000

"Dad, ease up on the testosterone, k?" #monsterdon

Yeah, that spaceship is definitely in the cowgirl position. Sorry. #Monsterdon

Oh no! Infrared space noodles!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

I think we should support the direct action of the rock saucer hacking all the data and bringing down the state #monsterdon #RockSaucerDidNothingWrong

#Monsterdon Why are you bringing the kid?

"At the rate it's downloading there'll be no MySpace or GEOCities by morning!' #monsterdon #godzilla2000

they are bringing a hybrid mars rover to fight the data-sucking rock?! really?

maybe looks don't matter afterall

#monsterdon

That Sony Vaio seems to get hacked a lot.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

The self-defense troops are wheeling ... a coffee urn? #monsterdon

I love the way they worked the keypad into the soundtrack, very nice :D #Monsterdon

dudes honestly do you control the power grid or not? #monsterdon

@trixter everyone knew trixter was a goner once the disks came out #monsterdon

The space thing is up to some ransomware #monsterdon #secondtry

Jaunty theme of military! Hut! Hut! Hut! #Monsterdon

yep, that's what it's doing. the rock has data sucking tentacles and it is grabbing it all w/o consent to aid intergalactic surveillance #monsterdon

This movie's got me on eBay pricing MiniDisc players. #Monsterdon

Wait, if this ship can take all the data, maybe we shouldn't be too hasty trying to get rid of it #monsterdon

Infrared noodle arms? The aliens are trying to hack the planet! Quick batten down the Gibson! They're stealing all our apes!
#Monsterdon

"You call that civilization? Anything we don't understand we destroy" Well. Yeah.. Good to see you've been paying attention. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

And thus the world was ended, because a spaceship hacked one specific government agency. I guess. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somebody save the hentai!!!

3d traceroute #monsterdon

that lady is about to get her DNA hacked by the rock saucer if she stays in the supercomputer too long #monsterdon

"When's it gonna dooo sooomethiiing?"
"Yeah! We've been waiting aaaal daaay!"
hahahahahah
#Monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza

#monsterdon

Woke Godzilla 🦖​:Shiropuyo_rainbow:​

@xerozohar They're gonna steal all of our IPs! Quick, defrag the mainframe! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Holy shit, it's downloading all the porn!!

Many imacs! #monsterdon

@strangefour sir that is filthy #Monsterdon

@strangefour Is it an ad for a bike saddle? #monsterdon

Sir, they're hacking our internets.

Which ones?

ALL OF THEM. #monsterdon

@strangefour@retro.pizza

#monsterdon

Call in SHADO - the UFO is active!

Turns out the aliens hate iMacs. #Monsterdon

OH NO! CG swimming Godzilla very much does not look good. He's too neon. wtf?
#Monsterdon

yum

think differnt #monsterdon

Uggggghhhhh (the godzilla CGI) #monsterdon

@trixter godzilla became a technicolored donkey kong underwater level for a minute there #monsterdon

@trixter yeah i wonder! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why the fuq are you idiots not running for the hills?

Very cheap red only filter, but kinda makes a cool shot.
#Monsterdon

@jonny @funkula no rewinding! you'll lose synchronization! #monsterdon

A conference table with glowing stripes is pretty silly #monsterdon

oooof playstation-demo level cgi there #monsterdon

Whew yeah they uh... they were not ready for CG effects on this scale. #Monsterdon

...That's a bit suggestive. #Monsterdon

@aburka @funkula omg there were multiple outbursts i have to rewind. #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo I hope so. #Monsterdon

Sunny and clear [ominous]
#Monsterdon

Somebody turned on the space vibrator.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

@jonny @funkula that was a different guy #monsterdon

@bunnyhero I was actually wondering if he was supposed to be a callback to that guy. #Monsterdon

@trixter Does he have long yellow snacks? #monsterdon

why are they all sitting at a giant macos "waiting" icon #monsterdon

@funkula in the dub i'm watching it was "great ceasar's ghost" which is some excellent localization. much idiomatic english. #monsterdon

@trixter straight from godzilla vs gigan maybe #monsterdon

EPR? Eeper? #monsterdon

the rock will now be called a terrorist #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket I honestly thought I has misheard that. What a weird dubbing choice. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

did... did he say "City Town"? #monsterdon

Did that guy just exclaim "gott in himmel" #monsterdon

omg where did this hippie come from #Monsterdon

It swallowed a theremin. #monsterdon #godzilla2000.

@CactuarJoe Yeah, doesn't seem like they thought that through #monsterdon

don't look up, it just an eclipse #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Japanese guy saying Gott In Himmel

"...give it a name!"

"Regenerator G-1"

"Dude, really?"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000

Would you people pick a fucking scale already and stick to it! Good god, this ship is simultaneously four helicopters long and the size of a multistory building! #Monsterdon

@jovikowi Ohhhh, THAT'S where the name of the movie came from. #Monsterdon

News chopper 4 is on the scene!
#Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza

At this rate of regeneration, there will soon be 2000 Godzillas stomping around

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Taweret Lightwave got ported to NT, so by '97-'98 probably not. #monsterdon

Okay. I know what this is. There are a bunch of muppets in there and a robot that sounds like Pee Wee Herman. #monsterdon #godzilla2000 #flightofthenavigator

@Taweret I wonder if they used Amigas #monsterdon

Only an eclipse can save them from the shiny yet lumpy UFO.
The giant space vibrator has escaped!
#Monsterdon

Wow, @trixter was absolutely right, that is DEFINITELY from Flight of the Navigator. #Monsterdon

Xfiles called, they want their spaceship back #monsterdon

the turn of the millennium was that period in movies when they thought they were ready to do cgi effects and they were not

#monsterdon

WHEN did the rock become a smooth bike seat flying saucer!???!? #monsterdon

Now smashing an actual model bridge, that's more like it. #monsterdon #godzilla2000

Nice orange iMac.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla2000