@MatthewTitus88 i will always think of taco bell when thinking about this movie #monsterdon

My dudes this was made in 1998 what is with all this old timey filmstrip shit

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Can we watch Centropolis

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@hollie I did. And that made me crack up!
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Is he a freaking wizard? Magic red shoes? Why is it a fairy tale now?
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath

great, now Daigoro has a taste for HUMAN FLESH

#monsterdon #WrongGodzilla

@trixter At least it features the taxi cab, who was one of the best acted and most heroic characters in the film. A total scene stealer in every scene it was in.
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Is Daigoro just a Red King suit painted brown with a new head?
IS THAT A GIANT MONSTER OUTHOUSE!??!
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath

An insipid romance. An okay creature film—but not at all an okay Godzilla film. It does not hold up post-90s. And was way too long. Ah well. Thanks, as always for gathering us together, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne. It’s always a fun event. #Monsterdon

A stain on the memory of...
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@CactuarJoe i'm voting this as the worst in the hopes that it will be.

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@RobynGoodfellow I didn't like Death Race 2000, I thought it was aimless and self-contradictory

and you are 100% right it was LEAGUES better than this #Monsterdon

I forgot this Robot Chicken skit existed
#Monsterdon #miru

I’m definitely going to incorporate “this thing have high beams?” into more of my conversations.

Like when I pick up pizza and they ask “would you like anything else with your order?” I’ll be like “depends… this thing have high beams?”

Then I’ll just take my pizza and walk out.

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@Taweret I feel like we need to revisit Devil Girl this summer sometime?

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Wait what the heck? Did we have a different song for the release here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deeper_Underground
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Hey, whatever happened to the guy who made this end credit music, anyhow?

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Oxygen Destroyah, but in the sense of sucking all the oxygen out of the room for making monster movies

#Monsterdon

I guess we had to watch that one eventually

but now its done

the wind is at our backs

#monsterdon

Can I interest you in an egg at this trying time?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

damn that just kept going huh

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPxhdo4HDgg

#monsterdon

All of these moments will be lost. Like bad never ending plots. In rain..

THE END! Or... was it?

Good grief, folks, we made it. Thanks to you, I have not gone insane tonight.

Big thanks to all our hosts but especially @Taweret for helping keep me sane. I'm ready for the next experiment, next week! Can't be anywhere near as bad as this!

:heart: :pGood grief, folks, we made it. Thanks to you, I have not gone insane tonight.

Big thanks to all our hosts but especially @Taweret for helping keep me sane. I'm ready for the next experiment, next week! Can't be anywhere near as bad as this!

❤️ 🙏

#monsterdon

gotta protect the French reputation, i guess???

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Clearly set up for a [better] sequel #Monsterdon

lol, first mobile phone I've seen all movie.

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#Monsterdon I hope to forget this plot, like Godzilla tears in the rain.

Thanks Monsterdon folx, I hope I did my first one right!

THIS IS OUR... GODDEPENDENCE DAY

OR SOMETHING

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Poor Godzilla.. Had his babies murdered, been blown up, and running into buildings and shit, now he dead. RIP :blobfoxcry2: #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

ayyy Mayor Ebert got a THUMBS DOWN

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something something tears in the rain.

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😭🦖💔

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sad
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@paco a warriors death #Monsterdon

lol, keep thinking about that "American Dad" comment as Godzilla lies there, dying....

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but... matthew ... I thought ... you ... loved ... meeeeeeeee

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I just want this film to die, it's 4:00 am here...

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Because of mistakes we have driven our car into the mouth of a godzilla, but fortunately we can escape via the sacred power of dynamite.

#monsterdon

Wait, O'Neal. Is that a Stargate callback?

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And the day is saved thanks to electrical dentistry.
#Monsterdon #Gino

“This thing have high beams?”

Little trivia for ya… high beams used to be a luxury option only for the wealthy, or something.

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ANd now we're ripping off BTTF?

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we're in his mouth!

tag your vore smh

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

"If we can sell Godzilla the Brooklyn Bridge, maybe she'll fuck off."

#Monsterdon

lol, the Brooklyn Bridge, the last landmark they haven't trashed...

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@pngwen He is all of us

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don't bother checking if the headlights still work, first, or anything like that

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sure good they have a worm guy in this car

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we're doing a car chase now because we already had a helicopter chase, between 3-99 foot chases and a submarine chase.

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@SnoopJ audio engineer hit time and had to clock out

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And now the Dukes of Hazzard have joined the chase. Yee Haw!
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The label over the fighter pilot's shoulder said "THREE PHASE". I think even the set designers stopped taking this movie seriously. #monsterdon

New Yorkers deciding on the best transit route: check #monsterdon

#monsterdon Always the human way. The moment we scent our extinction we become ginormous dicks. Killing the rival and being smug about it. Makes climate change sting a little less.

It's definitely *noisier* than Time Walker

#Monsterdon

ah, Switchblade Starter trick

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I just can't even, another 20-25 minutes of this

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Denouement? Denoue-not!

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Godzilla, Angry Dad.

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#monsterdon Looks like Audrey got her man. Good. He deserves her.

I strongly believe Audrey shouldn't be forgiven so quickly by Nick. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

Maybe if I jump away at the end of this movie it'll be like it didn't hurt me

#Monsterdon

@wohali #monsterdon

And Tom Cruise from Top Gun

oh please oh please

why did you have to rescue Broderick and the rest of this cast

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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 I'm rooting for the F/A-18s

They are launching LGBT at MSG?
#Monsterdon #Gino

Mom's gonna be pissed

#Monsterdon

...those F-18s have Ace Combat levels of missiles

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I bet you'll never look at slapstick the same way again

#Monsterdon

What's a "Blockbuster?"

Is it like those radium clocks?

#Monsterdon

6 minutes to leave the building, and yet this movie continues for like 30.

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Oh god, the TV station is named for Independence Day

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#monsterdon An Internet. LOVE THAT. AN. Just a bunch of them!!! One was enough to bring our world to this level of ABSOLUTE JOY. Lets imagine more!

"I, a scientist, am being chased by baby godzillas. fortunately they are polite enough to slow down enough for me to get into the elevator to escape them."

#monsterdon

Oh good, Scientist and Audrey have finally met up, truly one of Cinema's great romantic reunions...

#Monsterdon

It's usually a good sign when I check the runtime three times in twenty minutes, right? #Monsterdon

I love the baby eating the popcorn. X3 They're just hungy babies. :blobfoxpleading:
#Godzilla1998 #Godzilla #Monsterdon

@Taweret It does kind of remind me of the more typical #monsterdon movies where they have a general monster movie plot but also a side story with uninteresting characters doing some kind of vague drama that is overshadowed by this being a monster movie.

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LOCK THE MINIZILLAS IN THE FREEZER

wait, still wrong movie.

#monsterdon

So Audrey Griswold, in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation looks an awful lot like our Audrey here in Godzilla.
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The two characters who were eaten were named Jean-Phillipe and Jean-Pierre

Just, like

Put the script through _one_ editing pass? Don't just have your actors use your first draft??

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[crawling through air vent] Come out to the coast they said. We have a few Godzillas.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

@cinebox no I think he walked overland and left foot prints that they were investigating in the beginning of the movie. #monsterdon

The phone number is 555-5555. Sure it is.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Firehouse used unconventionally....Die Hard

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Missed chance to make a cigarette joke with the "they go after fish" stuff.

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And all the baby godzilla's is where it gets a bit silly. #monsterdon

So the French dudes go to explode the eggs, but they don't have enough explosives. Then fortunately for Godzilla-kind, the eggs start hatching and we get cool little dinosaur puppets breaking out of their eggs.

Being a man of culture, the cameraman starts taking pictures while Curly wants to run away because she's surrounded by (Jurassic Park style) velociraptor things.

#monsterdon

The practical effect puppet heads looked good. Too bad they had to start running

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

eat the Blonde....

#Monsterdon

Look at the baby Gorn (Strange New Worlds edition).

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Obligate omelettevore

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SON OF GODZILLA

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lol, now it's the TV series 'Dinosaurs'

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Madison Square Garden is a thing New York has that I assume New Yorkers find very important. I assume that it's like Chicago's "bean", but with a stage in it.

In this movie, transmasc godzilla is laying eggs in it. Good for him.

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More like Goddesszilla amirite

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@SnoopJ at least 3 times

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Summary of "lure godzilla into a trap with a giant fish pile plan, part II, electric boogalloo"

* godziilla ate more of our fish
* we shot godzilla with a million guns and also like 50 helicopters, to no effect
* godzilla got away and went for a nice swim
* we tried to shoot a swimming godzilla with submarines, so the navy had something to do in this film
* oh fuck we sunk our own submarine somehow
* but we think the submarines got godzilla, but oh no we are wrong!

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the effects are fine

everything is shot fine

technically competent filmmaking in service of nothing

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@jivens safe and quiet #Monsterdon