@Violinknitter As you should π€ͺ
There is not defense, only a rationale if you will.
I thought picking 2 h 19 was better than 2 h 45. Either way, I had to start two hours ago and Iβm still not done due to Tubi commercials
TV with a volume knob. Whoa
you can tell the colonel and the other guy who came along with Vicki Lewis are dumb because they don't wear glasses
#Monsterdon π¦ π π¦Ά π±
TVs with KNOBS wut!
Enter Moe
You don't need to be mean to get ahead in the world, do you? (eyes like a toddler asking what happened to the dog)
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
@georgieboy Properly serviced marine cables are a whole lotta something. But on the other hand, you'd think that the axe or machete would be properly serviced, too. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
"The City that Never Sleeps"
You know, NYC is a lot faster to type out...
#Monsterdon
When they say "nice guys finish last" the rest of the line is "of their coffee" #Monsterdon
As a former NY'er these scenes like the diner scene here are the ones that really get me.
Allosaurus went extinct in the Jurassic period, akshually #Monsterdon
We now rejoin the story of the unnecessary characters, already in progress
"The City That Never Sleeps" - Cocainesville, USA
A TV without a remote?!?
#monsterdon
Lady just lampshaded the sexy lamp #monsterdon
And we have achieved Hank Azaria.
No rocking on that ship.
#Monsterdon
I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A MUTATED ABERRATION.
Is there a town, where Nice gets you something?
I'm EAAAAAAATIN' HEEEEEYAH #Monsterdon
Don't interrupt the Robot Devil while he's eating.
Not even bothering with a sky or anything to not look like a pool?
#monsterdon
Hey it's that other Simpson guy #Monsterdon
@apLundell maybe the script for this #Monsterdon may have been translated from Japanese then given to American actors :blobthinkingcool: #Monsterdon
Well sheβs from Staten Island.
"Like your earthworms?"
"Yes"
That shut them upπ
#Monsterdon
this is a really stable flight for a plane on a mid of a storm
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998
"What do we know?"
Nothing or this movie would be better to the source material! Hiyo! #monsterdon
Incipient #Monsterdon
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"A completely *incipient* creature"???
I don't think that means what you think that means
if all of these very interesting characters and storylines were to converge on a major US city, hoooooo we'd certainly have something to watch then!
This guy is making a LOT of assumptions for someone that has only been studying a thing for less than a day.
...not to mention obligate nukivore
did Broderick actually get the chance to memorize his lines, or is he always like this?
Wait, how did it get to the Atlantic again?!
Evolution doesn't work like that, but anyway...
90s Matthew Broderick was so cringy.
Broderick sounds like he's reciting, not acting. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
"so where the hell has it been hiding this whole time?"
This is definitely a mutated aberration
#monsterdon
#Godzilla(1998)
I love it when the subtitles shorten the dialogue /s
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Matthew Broderick has donned the glasses of IQ and Truth!
#monsterdon Why are they so skeptical it's a mutant?
Isn't that why they brought in the expert who studies radiation induced mutants?
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Theropoda Allysaurus but BBBBIIIIIGGGGEEERRRR
Didnβt they buy the rights to the music? #Monsterdon
matthew you need to stop giving the "wargames" performance and start giving, uh
any other performance
Iguana + radiation = Allosaurus?
#Monsterdon #Gino
Nope, nothing interesting happening with that Poseidon Adventure Titanic business there. CUT TO THE PLANE! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
if I had to cut ropes I would simply hit them better, why does every movie wth boats in them require multiple choppy chops with an inferior axe or a knife or something
@CactuarJoe The movie has surprisingly little Mayoral Fuckery. Plenty of Overconfident Military to make up for it though. #monsterdon
Good thing they are in a stage, not the real sea.
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998
Gojira: obligate boativore
"...here's your boat back. It tasted bad."
He wants the feesh and he doesn't care that a whole ass boat is attached. #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla #Monsterdon
do you hear that? that's the rumblies... that only hands can satisfy. π¦
yup, this is what i came here for. boats getting absolutely wrecked by a force almost beyond human comprehension. it's like the platonic opposite of Moana.
"Do you hear that? Those are the shrieking eels!"
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
That ship sank FAST.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998
A three hour tour...
Not with three barrels on him!
Dadliest Catch
Thereβs water and darkness and people yelling and geeze I have so many #Monsterdon posts to catch up on
@bstacey He had the chance to fuck off into the sea and didn't.
#monsterdon I love the subtitles... βI cok outβ - Sure you do. Don't we all?
Lunker Lands a Fisher
Now THAT'S the Deadliest Catch. #monsterdon
Wow!
We've spotted the rare species "Insurance Agent". Rarely spotted these days in Florida.
#Monsterdon
Maybe sheβs heavy in the net is my new favorite euphemism #Monsterdon
Has anyone done "We're gonna need a bigger boat" yet? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
Actually can't make it tn, too much chaos in my life I gotta get a handle on. Glhf every1 #monsterdon
"we're snagged on something, and it's literally moving us to zero speed. What's the stupidest thing we could do?"
"PULL UP THE NETS"
"OK, if you insist."
That's when Dory yelled "Swim DOWN!" #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
They're sailing their boat at half-mast in honor of the dead uh the dying uh themselves #Monsterdon
The net was a lot different in '98
When your Godzilla boats are just cans of tuna.
How many masts can fall down on that ship?
feeling ambivalent towards trawler men plundering the Sea....
We're gonna need a bigger whaling fleet.
#Monsterdon #Gino
Godzilla is booking it across the ocean.. for reasons..
Bumblebee Godzilla - The Jurassic Park of the Sea!
"Artie! Artie, we're in the 'zilla lanes! whatreya, stoopid?!" #monsterdon
ah, finally, are we gonna see what Godzilla is up to for a few moments?
While I hold no ill feelings or intent toward this unfortunate creature I do take issue with you naming it after me.
#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
We could have skipped everything that's happened up to this point and started here. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
@flowerpot Absolutely
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Your MOM is heavy in the net. #Monsterdon
'dopehead' is redundant
@strangefour Idk, it has to have some huge smell receptors!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Eastern Seaboard... So, the Chesapeake. ;)
There's something very American about a movie in English with English subtitles but just <language> when another language is used.
"this tuna can is a special mousketool that will help us later"
These fisherman are about to be troped to death. #Monsterdon
You can tell it's a late-90s disaster film because it bounces around the planet like a UFO on cocaine. #Monsterdon
If a movie is good, a slow build-up makes it better.
I'm not confident that's going to happen here.
"Get away from the fisheries! He really hates these fisheries!"
This captain, about Godzilla.
Yum yum bumblebee, bumblebee tuna.
I love bumblebee, bumblebee tuna.
'Nother sandwich made with Bumblebee! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998