Time for the the guy who fishes for Balamb Garden #monsterdon

@Taweret 25:00 #monsterdon

"I'm a Mormon in New York, I'm soakin' ovah heah!" --@gfzoda
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I think that I had a Godzilla 1998 movie cup. My shame is limitless.

"Boy, do I have a bite!"

Ga-chomp! Ga-chewy-chomp!

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Old fisherman guy is gonna get eaten, isn’t he 😣 #Monsterdon

I like Kevin Dunn but he is so miscast as top level military guy. I don't believe Kevin Dunn could have survived boot camp at any point in his life.

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If its the first of its kind, how does it have a name already?
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Who fishes in the damn rain? #Monsterdon

Ahh, the scene from.the original teaser…

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Take a drink every time a faux-New Yorker shouts HEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH #Monsterdon

Here we are, the most and only memorable scene in this entire stinker.

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe It got magical radiation based teleportation powers, obviously. Same as the survivors from Chernobyl and Three Mile Island.
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I need godzilla to do something at some point

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can we just go watch the mosnterverse godzillas instead? those are much more fun. #monsterdon

@log Considering how often this happens if I was in a movie on a boat I'd have a dang chainsaw or something

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This movie is taking itself far too seriously. I saw this in the theater when it came out, and it was intended as a blockbuster, and all blockbusters take themselves too seriously. It’s sort of their thing.

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Dang, they have the whole cast of The Simpsons here!
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Matthew Broderick is…. a catch? #Monsterdon

TWIN TOWERS SIGHTING #monsterdon #godzilla1998

#monsterdon Their hair is shockingly low on humidity frizz with that amount of rain going on outside.

This is the movie that convinced me that Matthew Broderick can't act. He has a very limited range that managed to be bent as far as it could go to make Ferris Beuller seem like a good movie. Plus it was the 80s and we were dumb and got amused by an emotionless main character abusing his best friend just to get a ride in a cool car.
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@Violinknitter As you should 🤪

There is not defense, only a rationale if you will.

I thought picking 2 h 19 was better than 2 h 45. Either way, I had to start two hours ago and I’m still not done due to Tubi commercials

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TV with a volume knob. Whoa

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you can tell the colonel and the other guy who came along with Vicki Lewis are dumb because they don't wear glasses

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TVs with KNOBS wut!

Enter Moe

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"He was my college sweetie..."

What did he taste like? Honey?

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You don't need to be mean to get ahead in the world, do you? (eyes like a toddler asking what happened to the dog)
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@georgieboy Properly serviced marine cables are a whole lotta something. But on the other hand, you'd think that the axe or machete would be properly serviced, too. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"The City that Never Sleeps"
You know, NYC is a lot faster to type out...
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When they say "nice guys finish last" the rest of the line is "of their coffee" #Monsterdon

As a former NY'er these scenes like the diner scene here are the ones that really get me.

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Allosaurus went extinct in the Jurassic period, akshually #Monsterdon

We now rejoin the story of the unnecessary characters, already in progress

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"The City That Never Sleeps" - Cocainesville, USA

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A TV without a remote?!?
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Lady just lampshaded the sexy lamp #monsterdon

No rocking on that ship.
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I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A MUTATED ABERRATION.

And we have achieved Hank Azaria.

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"The City that Never Sleeps"?

is that the label on the official movie dossier?

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I'm EAAAAAAATIN' HEEEEEYAH #Monsterdon

Is there a town, where Nice gets you something?

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Don't interrupt the Robot Devil while he's eating.

Not even bothering with a sky or anything to not look like a pool?
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"The City That Never Sleeps"

You can just say New York it's not trademarked

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Hey it's that other Simpson guy #Monsterdon

@apLundell maybe the script for this #Monsterdon may have been translated from Japanese then given to American actors :blobthinkingcool: #Monsterdon

Well she’s from Staten Island.

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"Like your earthworms?"
"Yes"
That shut them up😂
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this is a really stable flight for a plane on a mid of a storm
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"What do we know?"

Nothing or this movie would be better to the source material! Hiyo! #monsterdon

Incipient #Monsterdon

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"A completely *incipient* creature"???

I don't think that means what you think that means

if all of these very interesting characters and storylines were to converge on a major US city, hoooooo we'd certainly have something to watch then!

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...not to mention obligate nukivore

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This guy is making a LOT of assumptions for someone that has only been studying a thing for less than a day.

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did Broderick actually get the chance to memorize his lines, or is he always like this?

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Wait, how did it get to the Atlantic again?!

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Evolution doesn't work like that, but anyway...

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90s Matthew Broderick was so cringy.

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Broderick sounds like he's reciting, not acting. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

"so where the hell has it been hiding this whole time?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA

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This is definitely a mutated aberration

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I love it when the subtitles shorten the dialogue /s
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Matthew Broderick has donned the glasses of IQ and Truth!

#monsterdon Why are they so skeptical it's a mutant?

Isn't that why they brought in the expert who studies radiation induced mutants?

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Theropoda Allysaurus but BBBBIIIIIGGGGEEERRRR

Didn’t they buy the rights to the music? #Monsterdon

matthew you need to stop giving the "wargames" performance and start giving, uh

any other performance

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Iguana + radiation = Allosaurus?
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Nope, nothing interesting happening with that Poseidon Adventure Titanic business there. CUT TO THE PLANE! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

if I had to cut ropes I would simply hit them better, why does every movie wth boats in them require multiple choppy chops with an inferior axe or a knife or something

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Good thing they are in a stage, not the real sea.
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Gojira: obligate boativore

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"...here's your boat back. It tasted bad."

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He wants the feesh and he doesn't care that a whole ass boat is attached. #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla #Monsterdon

do you hear that? that's the rumblies... that only hands can satisfy. 🦙

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yup, this is what i came here for. boats getting absolutely wrecked by a force almost beyond human comprehension. it's like the platonic opposite of Moana.

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"Do you hear that? Those are the shrieking eels!"
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That ship sank FAST.
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A three hour tour...

Not with three barrels on him!

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There’s water and darkness and people yelling and geeze I have so many #Monsterdon posts to catch up on

@bstacey He had the chance to fuck off into the sea and didn't.

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#monsterdon I love the subtitles... “I cok out” - Sure you do. Don't we all?

Lunker Lands a Fisher

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Now THAT'S the Deadliest Catch. #monsterdon

Wow!
We've spotted the rare species "Insurance Agent". Rarely spotted these days in Florida.
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Maybe she’s heavy in the net is my new favorite euphemism #Monsterdon

Has anyone done "We're gonna need a bigger boat" yet? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Actually can't make it tn, too much chaos in my life I gotta get a handle on. Glhf every1 #monsterdon

"we're snagged on something, and it's literally moving us to zero speed. What's the stupidest thing we could do?"

"PULL UP THE NETS"

"OK, if you insist."

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That's when Dory yelled "Swim DOWN!" #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

They're sailing their boat at half-mast in honor of the dead uh the dying uh themselves #Monsterdon

The net was a lot different in '98

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When your Godzilla boats are just cans of tuna.

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How many masts can fall down on that ship?

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feeling ambivalent towards trawler men plundering the Sea....

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We're gonna need a bigger whaling fleet.
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