Universe, Emmerich really did just take the ID4 script, replaced aliens with a nuclear iguana, and cast it with every background character actor doing a main, didn't they?
So a 200 foot tall iguana can smell tuna in the can? Sure it can.
#Monsterdon #Gino
I swear if he finds Godzuki....
So do the hit-upon girl and the hit-upon guy get together? #Monsterdon
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Why did the subtitles say 'Mr RoachΓ©' if we're just calling him 'Mr. Roach'?
Yeah, make sure you get your hands ALL up in the goo. #Monsterdon
bum bum bumblebee bumble bee tuuu-na
one of my bands covered that song
French Insurance Guy is **fashionable** because his suit glitters in the sun. So French
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"Who are you?"
Reno: "I'm a professional." #monsterdon
Who decided that half this summer action movie should be in French with subtitles? #Monsterdon
Leon the insurance professional aussi?
This movie is light on professional boundaries and a little heavy on inappropriate advances. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon harassment? What's with all the casual harrassment?
Uh huh. He's insurance. Sure he is. #Monsterdon
In appropriate sexual advances, βοΈ
We have a 90s movie.
(Weird that the advance was towards Ferris Beuler, tho.)
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Godzilla 1998 has three toes and is large is what we've learned so far.
Why are these people so thirsty in this #Monsterdon ?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 oh i absolutely LOVE the ripped-up ship
looks gorgeous
This is what happens when you let Godzilla write your ship fics #monsterdon
I don't think I've ever seen this movie before.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998
How did the freighter beach itself if it was attacked out at sea??
You know what, never mind
Crew of that cannery ship looking at the Matango crew like, "At least they didn't have to deal with Matthew Broderick :/" #Monsterdon
I know I've seen the sunglass_lift somewhere before...
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#Godzilla(1998)
I guess because we realized that Godzilla movies are supposed to have journalists in them, we then cut to New York where we meet another character, "Curly", who is a journalist and a girl, and her boss, Mr. Sexual Harassment, who attempts to trade Curly career favors for a date, but she refuses.
mr Broderick, you sure deserve a day off. Oh, wait, you already took one!
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So it's equal opportunity sexism? Cool
Hitting on the nerdy guy first chance is SUCH A MOOD THOUGH. I knew I remembered liking this Paleontologist lady. #Monsterdon #Godzilla
okay _that_ is not holding up well. that's like... Playstation III.
Dammed sleaze
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this movie is so dire i'm actually low key shipping matthew broderick and the redhead
Ok, so we have 2 men and 2 women. Man hits on woman. Woman hits on man. Ugh.
#monsterdon
I wonder who Godzilla will end up with
Girl knows she likes nerds. I can respect that. I too like nerds. #monsterdon
she thinks i'm cute uwu
#monsterdon A BOYFRIEND FOR MATTHEW! LOL ;)
@xerozohar Kill. #Monsterdon
I'm married to my worm.... I mean my work...
#Monsterdon
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ick Godzilla 1998 is just about workplace sexual harrassment I guess
"You mean there's no one holding a special place in your heart?"
Broderick's look, right there, is one of: WHY did I agree to this film???
"So do you mean to tell me there's no one who would call the cops if you went mysteriously missing?"
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Only worms live in his heart now.
@CactuarJoe haha! Fat jokes. Ugh. #monsterdon
sleazy boss, excuse me, I mean Sir Harald Shearer
Harry Shearer AND Hank Azaria?
It's condescenditopalous! #Monsterdon
@himbovoorhees "Doctor Topless Popstar?" "Doctor Can't Stop Won't Stop?"
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Hahaha no one in the movie can say his name right this is so funny
I forgot what a slime ball that anchor is. :ms_sick: #Godzilla #Monsterdon
it's tatopoulus
@CactuarJoe Emmerich/Devlin: "Fuck that building in particular" X 10 movies #monsterdon
..."Fat Pat"? #Monsterdon
Nerds are so bad at small talk #Monsterdon
looking forward to Godzilla eating Sleazy News Anchor.
After the army kidnaps the Worm Scientist it takes him to panama and surprises him by having a meeting in a giant dinosaur track. We meet other exciting characters, like "Sneezy", "Apathetic Army Guy" and "Girl Who is Scientist."
i hope godzilla kills him
Hard to believe this movie is almost 30 years old.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 "that's sexual harassment -- and she doesn't have to take it"
Please tell me this guy gets eaten.
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It's Kent Brockman!
We just gonna throw a bunch of setup scenes into a big ol' continuity blender and stitch it together with time/location labels. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
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Mr *CAIMAN*????
he wants to be harry shearer and for what. this film?
"Mr. Caiman", okay
I bet the sleazy boss is gonna get himself squished
New York had a lot of issues in the late 90s. Blowing up the White House was fashionable for a while, but everybody had to blow up the Empire State Building first. Aliens, Godzilla, whatever. Everybody. #Monsterdon
Hank Azaria AND Harry Shearer. Anyone else from The Simpsons?
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Awww, Hank. π
Soundtrack you don't have to try so hard. This is the cinematic equal of the Giant Gila Monster. Just phone it in.
#Monsterdon #Gino
I've had a summer cold, many times in my life, NEVER have I sneezed into my hand and then tried to shake hands with someone. #Godzilla #Monsterdon
Wasn't this colonel guy on the first Top Gang movie
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For Godzilla's footprints to be that far apart, and with no tail drag marks, Godzilla would've had to have been running, completely leaving the ground between steps.
I wonder what Godzilla is up to
A city, a cab, groceries, an elevator. Okay, so we're in Amish country. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Points for just re-using principal photography there, but uh, the camera wasn't next to Jean Reno within the fourth wall, so uhhh... how... did they... OH DEADPOOL! I see you! Clever chap!
If you were afraid that the 90's humor is going to stop, I am here to reassure you.
The guy that directed ID4 doing a Godzilla film. It's too bad this was the script they settled on. #monsterdon
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Matthew Broderick complained to Hank Azaria that he had to wear a wet suit (the entire cast had to wear them in Hawaii filming) zipped in the back (unlike Hank's) and it had been very difficult.
Hank told him that he had been putting on his wetsuit backward for days.
Ok, vest guy reminds me of Dr. David Shiffman.
Idk how I realized just now that this was Mathew Broderick lol
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Less dialogue, more lizards please.
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I am not buying that the Colonel would be this rude to the guy that *they called in* to explain the weird shit. High-school cafeteria dynamics here
Summer cold guy has a great shirt on. I like the green Hawaiian-ish print style #Monsterdon
Godzilla is an expert at hiding! #Monsterdon
he just rocked up with a VHS. i think i may die right here.
And also not super convincing as a pop-up-your-sunglasses snacc. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
So Broderick's worm guy is turned off by redheads? Is that what that reaction was?
#Monsterdon #Gino
She looks him up and down like, "yeah, that'll fit in the pot" #Monsterdon
Those sunglasses are the only thing protecting Matthew Broderick...
It's Bigfoot!
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998
This footprint is clearly dug out. If it were real, it wouldnβt have such steep, clean sides.
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OH my goodness I forgot she was in this what else have I forgotten?
Oh is this where macro kink got big? #Monsterdon
Elsie's way too thirsty for those sunglasses.