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Godzilla is booking it across the ocean.. for reasons..

Bumblebee Godzilla - The Jurassic Park of the Sea!

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"Artie! Artie, we're in the 'zilla lanes! whatreya, stoopid?!" #monsterdon

bum bum bum bum bumblebee tuna

fuck off to the sea

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ah, finally, are we gonna see what Godzilla is up to for a few moments?

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While I hold no ill feelings or intent toward this unfortunate creature I do take issue with you naming it after me.

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We could have skipped everything that's happened up to this point and started here. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

@flowerpot Absolutely
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Your MOM is heavy in the net. #Monsterdon

'dopehead' is redundant

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@strangefour Idk, it has to have some huge smell receptors!
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#monsterdon Eastern Seaboard... So, the Chesapeake. ;)

There's something very American about a movie in English with English subtitles but just <language> when another language is used.

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"this tuna can is a special mousketool that will help us later"

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These fisherman are about to be troped to death. #Monsterdon

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If a movie is good, a slow build-up makes it better.

I'm not confident that's going to happen here.

"Get away from the fisheries! He really hates these fisheries!"

This captain, about Godzilla.

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Yum yum bumblebee, bumblebee tuna.
I love bumblebee, bumblebee tuna.
'Nother sandwich made with Bumblebee! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Universe, Emmerich really did just take the ID4 script, replaced aliens with a nuclear iguana, and cast it with every background character actor doing a main, didn't they?

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So a 200 foot tall iguana can smell tuna in the can? Sure it can.
#Monsterdon #Gino

I swear if he finds Godzuki....

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So do the hit-upon girl and the hit-upon guy get together? #Monsterdon

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Why did the subtitles say 'Mr Roaché' if we're just calling him 'Mr. Roach'?

Yeah, make sure you get your hands ALL up in the goo. #Monsterdon

French Insurance Guy is **fashionable** because his suit glitters in the sun. So French
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bum bum bumblebee bumble bee tuuu-na

one of my bands covered that song

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Who decided that half this summer action movie should be in French with subtitles? #Monsterdon

"Who are you?"
Reno: "I'm a professional." #monsterdon

Leon the insurance professional aussi?

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This movie is light on professional boundaries and a little heavy on inappropriate advances. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon harassment? What's with all the casual harrassment?

Uh huh. He's insurance. Sure he is. #Monsterdon

In appropriate sexual advances, ✔️

We have a 90s movie.

(Weird that the advance was towards Ferris Beuler, tho.)

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Godzilla 1998 has three toes and is large is what we've learned so far.

Why are these people so thirsty in this #Monsterdon ?

This is what happens when you let Godzilla write your ship fics #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 oh i absolutely LOVE the ripped-up ship

looks gorgeous

I don't think I've ever seen this movie before.
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How did the freighter beach itself if it was attacked out at sea??

You know what, never mind

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I know I've seen the sunglass_lift somewhere before...

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Crew of that cannery ship looking at the Matango crew like, "At least they didn't have to deal with Matthew Broderick :/" #Monsterdon

mr Broderick, you sure deserve a day off. Oh, wait, you already took one!
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So it's equal opportunity sexism? Cool

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Hitting on the nerdy guy first chance is SUCH A MOOD THOUGH. I knew I remembered liking this Paleontologist lady. #Monsterdon #Godzilla

okay _that_ is not holding up well. that's like... Playstation III.

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Dammed sleaze
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this movie is so dire i'm actually low key shipping matthew broderick and the redhead

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Ok, so we have 2 men and 2 women. Man hits on woman. Woman hits on man. Ugh.
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Girl knows she likes nerds. I can respect that. I too like nerds. #monsterdon

#monsterdon A BOYFRIEND FOR MATTHEW! LOL ;)

she thinks i'm cute uwu

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@xerozohar Kill. #Monsterdon

I'm married to my worm.... I mean my work...
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ick Godzilla 1998 is just about workplace sexual harrassment I guess

"You mean there's no one holding a special place in your heart?"

Broderick's look, right there, is one of: WHY did I agree to this film???

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"So do you mean to tell me there's no one who would call the cops if you went mysteriously missing?"
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Only worms live in his heart now.

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@CactuarJoe haha! Fat jokes. Ugh. #monsterdon

sleazy boss, excuse me, I mean Sir Harald Shearer

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Harry Shearer AND Hank Azaria?

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It's condescenditopalous! #Monsterdon

@himbovoorhees "Doctor Topless Popstar?" "Doctor Can't Stop Won't Stop?"
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Hahaha no one in the movie can say his name right this is so funny

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I forgot what a slime ball that anchor is. :ms_sick: #Godzilla #Monsterdon

it's tatopoulus

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@CactuarJoe Emmerich/Devlin: "Fuck that building in particular" X 10 movies #monsterdon

..."Fat Pat"? #Monsterdon

Nerds are so bad at small talk #Monsterdon

@jivens

Yeardley Smith as the voice of Godzilla? PLEASE!

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i hope godzilla kills him

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Hard to believe this movie is almost 30 years old.

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@georgieboy SRSLY

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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 "that's sexual harassment -- and she doesn't have to take it"

That post could could apply to both the sneezing scene and the sexual harassment.

UGH.

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Please tell me this guy gets eaten.
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We just gonna throw a bunch of setup scenes into a big ol' continuity blender and stitch it together with time/location labels. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

It's Kent Brockman!

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Mr *CAIMAN*????

"I'm been doing research for you after hours, on weekends..."

Girl, you need a union.

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"Mr. Caiman", okay

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he wants to be harry shearer and for what. this film?

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I bet the sleazy boss is gonna get himself squished

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New York had a lot of issues in the late 90s. Blowing up the White House was fashionable for a while, but everybody had to blow up the Empire State Building first. Aliens, Godzilla, whatever. Everybody. #Monsterdon

Hank Azaria AND Harry Shearer. Anyone else from The Simpsons?

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Harry Shearer!!!

:)

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Awww, Hank. 💞

Soundtrack you don't have to try so hard. This is the cinematic equal of the Giant Gila Monster. Just phone it in.
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I've had a summer cold, many times in my life, NEVER have I sneezed into my hand and then tried to shake hands with someone. #Godzilla #Monsterdon

Wasn't this colonel guy on the first Top Gang movie
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For Godzilla's footprints to be that far apart, and with no tail drag marks, Godzilla would've had to have been running, completely leaving the ground between steps.

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I wonder what Godzilla is up to

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If you were afraid that the 90's humor is going to stop, I am here to reassure you.

A city, a cab, groceries, an elevator. Okay, so we're in Amish country. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Points for just re-using principal photography there, but uh, the camera wasn't next to Jean Reno within the fourth wall, so uhhh... how... did they... OH DEADPOOL! I see you! Clever chap!

@ohiofi

Idea for your next bot!

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Matthew Broderick complained to Hank Azaria that he had to wear a wet suit (the entire cast had to wear them in Hawaii filming) zipped in the back (unlike Hank's) and it had been very difficult.

Hank told him that he had been putting on his wetsuit backward for days.

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The guy that directed ID4 doing a Godzilla film. It's too bad this was the script they settled on. #monsterdon

Ok, vest guy reminds me of Dr. David Shiffman.

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Idk how I realized just now that this was Mathew Broderick lol
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I am not buying that the Colonel would be this rude to the guy that *they called in* to explain the weird shit. High-school cafeteria dynamics here

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