This guy... #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

That's not a parade. It's the Acura in the street with the Bass Bazooka subwoofers, listening to NWA.

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@Crazypedia Not even close

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon
A siteing
Finally we get some stomping!

#monsterdon Beth from NewsRadio, remember NewsRadio,

Except Joe Rogan, don't remember him

did she say "aks you"?

#monsterdon

Hahaha the sexual predator boss misses seeing Godzilla walk by the window #Monsterdon

a lot of this is too silly to be serious but not funny enough to be funny

#monsterdon

can't believe mamdani's new york they just let big lizards run everywhere smh :ramSad:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

HOW DO YOU EVEN MISS THAT???
#Monsterdon

did the black umbrellas come standard with the script, you think, or are there really that many black umbrellas in New York.

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Gawd, Barney. #monsterdon

Choose! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Cloverfield

Legs are too muscular. That’s a guy in a suit. #Monsterdon

Gotta take care of something. Just keep watching without me, fam, I've seen it before!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

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Look for the policeman who sees Godzilla arrive. He's the exact same guy who is a policemen who leaves his car in the intersection in Independence Day (1996).

#Godzilla1998

#monsterdon

Mom? Do you know that I am the third Simpsons actor in this movie?

Is that Nancy Carthwright???

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HI BART! #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Mamdani wouldn't run away, he would fist-bump godzilla
#monsterdon

Some consider this Hank Azaria’s finest live action work.

I’m not arguing.

#Monsterdon

Kent Brockman welcomes our new reptilian overlord

#Monsterdon

Oh that CG doesn't look so great in a fast moving shot across the background.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Mr. President, a second iguana has hit the city #monsterdon

At times like these the inner Tokyo-ite in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna need a bigger monitor

#Monsterdon

@log fair, fair

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Wait wait we didn't get the whole focal length shift before they cut away! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Evil Barney in the background

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#monsterdon New York City customarily does not bounce.

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

but why does Godzilla have shapely calves?

Great gams on Goji.

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And now, I'm gonna do something even crazier! I signed us up to be the location of a Godzilla movie!
#Monsterdon

Prophetic
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Lol, the cop yelling “hey!” at the ground shaking

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#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

GOJIRA!!

@xerozohar :/ #Monsterdon

So.... Godzilla is attacking NY because it knows America nuked him?

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Siskel & Ebert ruin NYC
#Monsterdon #Gino

You know, it may not be the best CGI, but I love Godzilla and his BEEG fucking feet. Fun fact, if I remember correctly, some of the shots are practical effects. #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla #Monsterdon

Godzilla is the fish's answer to our mass murder of them. 😬

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@CactuarJoe YEP. YEEEEEP. ENJOY THIS FUN MOVIE-LONG JOKE. #monsterdon

The destruction but minimal use of Godzilla in first scene is decent. Kind of a precursor to the second American Godzilla movie's very minimal use of Godzilla.
#Monsterdon #Gino

"Summer cold?" This film is too contemporary and relevant. #monsterdon

Why... are the planks of the dock that old many is running away on _exploding_? Being shoved aside makes sense, but the pneumatic cannon effect is a bit goofy.

MONSTER CHOMP

oop Godzilla got a truck! Good for you, big guy.

#monsterdon

Godzilla, the OG Low Rider?

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Finally some people who use umbrellas in the rain.
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Movie.

MOVIE.

MO. VIE.

(You're not funny.)

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ZILLA! ZILLS HERE! :ahhhhhhh: :ablobcatrave: :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

Mayor Ebert, yes 👍👍 #monsterdon

I love the flash of lightning when Brodrerick says 'the radiation is the clue" classic monster movie stuff. #Monsterdon #godzilla1998

Reduced crime by causing less of it maybe? it could happen

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boo vote for godzilla instead

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...mayor what #Monsterdon

"...Mayor Ebert gives this town two thumbs up!"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

godzilla: where fibsh :3

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He's not mad. He just wants to eat fish. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

#monsterdon So, I guess we've got to go through the director's whole list of NYC cliches and stereotypes before we can move the plot along?

Dang ANC headphones, didn't hear the enormous kaiju coming my way!
#Monsterdon

I'm still hung up on radiation creating "a hybrid"... hybrid? hybrid of what and what.. and what does that have to do with radiation? #monsterdon

Obligate truckivore too!

#Monsterdon

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Lizards from the warm part of the South Pacific love the Atlantic coast.

Well at least that was some pretty cool stunt work for people's resumes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

to be clear, Godzilla's actual feet do not match that footprint in terms of toe shape + existence of dewclaw

No, too many people are getting killed. It's not even going to be satisfying if the sexual harassment boss gets eaten.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

That's the politest Godzilla ever. Carefully not stepping on the car-oh. Well. That was a New Yorker, it's probably karmically neutral. #Monsterdon

Jurassic Park rip? check. #monsterdon

And I thought my morning commute was chaotic *twiddles cigar*
#Monsterdon

He hates cars!
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998

I feel like any fish this old dude catches is not worth eating.

#monsterdon

tag yourself i'm the guy just listening to music on his headphones with 0 clue what the fuck is going on

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh Yes! YES YES! OH YES! YAAAAY Chesapeakes gonna get some Tokyo Flattening Stomp Joy!

hey! there's our boy!

#monsterdon

Al Sapienza driving first car

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Sapienza

#Monsterdon

*Dock scene not lifted from Jaws.

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They better not call Gojira a monster. After all, he never hit on his assistant.

#monsterdon

WE DO get the classic roar in Godzilla's fist appearance. That is a good movie for this movie. One of the few good ones.
#Monsterdon #Gino

I like the boat on his head. I think Godzilla should be encrusted in vehicles. Boats in his head.

Cars and trucks between his toes.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Yes. Monster impact now.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998

ANOTHER character in mortal danger because of driving while wearing headphones!

Have you learned your lesson yet???

#monsterdon

There we go!! #Monsterdon

Remember, folks, seat belt BEFORE keys in the ignition
#monsterdon

Now we see a poor fisherman run from what he probably assumes is the biggest fucking fish, like, EVER! #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Nobody seems the least bit fazed by the global neverending thunderstorm. #monsterdon

I'M TRYING TO CONTACT YOU ABOAT YOUR AUTOMOTIVE INSURANCE

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Isnt fishing off the coast of New York in the 90's kinda inadvisable anyways #monsterdon

#monsterdon The moral of Mayor Ebert and his assistant Gene is don't give 2 thumbs down on an Emmerich/Devlin joint.

We could have followed Joe for the rest of this movie.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

You never know what you'll catch in the East River.

#Monsterdon

@georgieboy If you're in a movie, make it a plasma sword. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

RIP #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

Neat, a Stan Lee cameo #Monsterdon

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The pier scene is very Jaws=-y..

#monsterdon oh man, remember shooting on location? Maybe it's not really the place they captioned it is, but it *is* a real field, those were the days

Old man CC: I think a large underwater object is moving towards me. #Monsterdon

“Hey, guys! I caught the Big One!”

#Monsterdon

I paid twelve dollars for that rod back in '48! Goddammit!

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 ah, the one that got away

Jump in after it, Joe. #Monsterdon

Million pound test line right there. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998