@teledyn Yeah, I think Gino should've made it til the end. 😣#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

because there had been a world trade center bombing but it just exploded in the underground garage oh no oh no

"What are you thinking?"
Very good question, New Yorker Lady. #monsterdon

"In what city officials are calling 'Kind of a lame disaster'..." #Monsterdon

"the worst disaster since the World Trade Center bombing…" 😬

#Monsterdon

🤦

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol I knew it, I FUCKING KNEW IT, as soon as I saw "Jean Reno as Philippe Roaché" I knew some dirtbag American would call him "roach"

"Roaché" is so fake-French-so-I-can-make-a-hack-joke

Yikes. That bombing comment hasn't aged well. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

that establishing shot raises a question: does Godzilla knock down the twin towers in this?

#monsterdon

I keep getting distracted by my nachos

#Monsterdon

Not that bombing, people. 😬

#monsterdon

@blogdiva I think just 3.

#Monsterdon

WID(ga)F

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Seeing the Twin Towers still weirds me out, all these years later

#Monsterdon

He’s about to learn who he just pissed off. #Monsterdon

The Two Towers #Monsterdon

And slur number 2 hits the dialogue!!! :blobfoxo_o: yikes.. #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

*ZAP*

(Also, wow, this movie has a lot of helicopters)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

AKA Blue Raja 🍴

#Monsterdon

This guy is so bad at sexual harassment. #Monsterdon

He's just there for a slice with the oil lightly dabbed with a napkin, then he's off to Milan for Fashion Week. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"You crazy wop"!? Sheesh. New flavor of casual racism.
#monsterdon

it was the 90s and everyone was referring to their significant other with ethnic slurs

#monsterdon

Whoaaaaaaaa what? Are they allowed to say that?
#Monsterdon

@hollie@social.coop Nearly three million hunks of soggy steak! (apologies to Tom Lehrer)
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@RobynGoodfellow ikr? hilarious

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

*Victor "Animal" Palotti

#Monsterdon

Why is SecDef talking to a mere colonel?

#monsterdon

there is a dinosaur loose in manhattan 🤓
and i am a huge misogynist 😏

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

That Sergeant O'Niell is like "man why didn't I stay on Abidos" #monsterdon

Slurs++;

#Monsterdon

Victor "Animal" Pilotti Device #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Godzilla's hiding very inconspicuously in the most populated city he can find. It's also nice and cold. Ideal.

Ok, even with all of the weirdos (affectionate) in NYC a multistory tall lizard is not going to be able to "easily hide" in Manhattan.

#Monsterdon

The footage is shock, all right. Shockingly bad!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

God, all I can hear is Kent Brockman
#Monsterdon

I miss dudes nicknamed “Animal”. Bring it back, dammit!

#Monsterdon

There's no way for him not to sound exactly like Kent Brockman here. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

This movie aged like milk
#monsterdon
#Godzilla1998

At least nobody will know he peed himself in all that rain.

#monsterdon

this movie proves 9/11 was an inside job #monsterdon #godzilla1998

He's at the bagel joint on 4th.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Yes - Manhattan is a place where Godzilla can easily hide

#monsterdon
#Godzilla(1998)

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

👂
Listen for Hank Azaria, the reporter, to "accidently" use his voice for Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons when he looks up at one point and says "Aw Jeez".

#Godzilla1998

I bet he's hiding in the Bronx. #Monsterdon

Well they evacuated it once, when a giant tortoise rolled through
#Monsterdon

"How can something so big disappear?"

Because if it didn't the movie would be over

#Monsterdon

Oh damn, I forgot about the R-slur being in this movie. :blobfoxo_o: #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

THE KAIJU RAN AWAY
IN A CITY
#Monsterdon #Gino

"Initial attack" pfft, he literally just walked down the street. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Zillathalatine Ganglioazaria #monsterdon

Dude's gonna shoot some dino porn.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

pre 9/11, pre katrina, ugh it was all funny back then

@CactuarJoe That will probably turn out to be the best part of the whole film.

#Monsterdon

Hank Azaria running across cab roofs in the rain without slipping is the least realistic thing in this movie so far.

#monsterdon

She raises an excellent point. We should be doing evacuation drills of Manhattan just as a matter of prudence. #Monsterdon

Escalation. (okay, not really since the military already knew)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

how many boats does Gojira have? #Monsterdon #godzilla1998

Hank Azaria just inducted into the Journalismo Academy of Pant-shitting Excellence

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero

Godzilla ‘tis.

#Monsterdon

Y'all think he needs clean undies? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@brooke Hmmm, Is Godzilla Cameron, Jeanie, or Mr Rooney?

#Monsterdon

oh yes, the bridges are sure to be _fine_ after all the seismic activity, good choice

#monsterdon

Yeah, good thing you're already soaked from that definitely-not-urine rainfall, Hank Azaria. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@ricci about as well as the cgi #monsterdon

see it's ok because nobody will see that he's pissed himself due to the rain

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

There are very few times in life when it's acceptable as an adult to mess your pants. That was one of them.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

@neia said every website permissions dialogue ever

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

this monster designer just really didn't study lizard legs at all huh

Godzilla keying buildings w/ their tail is a whole mood. #Monsterdon

They even made them look like Siskel and Ebert lmao

#Monsterdon

I'm curious how many people that shot was an Awakening for? 🤔🤭 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Macrofurs

Slur count: 1

#monsterdon

Why are you trying to load tape in the rain? Come on. Did none of the camera operators on set have betacam experience?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

It’s only a kaiju if it’s from the Japanese region of the Pacific. Otherwise, it’s just irradiated creatures from the Cretaceous.

#Monsterdon

MOISTURE WARNING

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

I hate the trope? trend? where turning down a proposal means the end of a relationship. I mean, I understand if the person realizes that marriage isn't for them, but "not yet" is not "never."
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

R-slur! Because late 90's. #monsterdon

hank azaria trying to shield the girlfriend from the glass. and checking everybody's okay before he runs off to be dumb. he's a real class act.

#monsterdon

Oh yeah, this was the 90s, they still used that word in tv and movies
#Monsterdon

Godzilla is just walking through the city, aimless and carefree.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998

GOES FOR THE CROTCH SHOT

gets the foot

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

I mean it's like a parade to people who hate parades

#Monsterdon

hey, they used the R-slur. Not cool!

#monsterdon

Ah, slur time!

#Monsterdon

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

oh LAWD this old video camera lmao
#monsterdon

Booo to the R-slur!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Clearly, this movie creature was inspired not by Godzilla but by Jurassic Park.

He's lucky to have found a parking space so close
#monsterdon

Hank Azaria, appearing in stuff because he can, not because he needs the money with all the Simpsons stuff he does."
#monsterdon

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

BetaMax would have never #Monsterdon

#monsterdon @Taweret I assume this is just another day at the timeloop cafe:

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 this is just making me want to re-watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and see some proper kaiju fights and child soldier trauma

@blogdiva Not much has happened in the first half hour. There's a worm guy. Some footprints. Jean Reno is French.
#Monsterdon #Gino

It's a recycled walking animation!

#Monsterdon

oh that's some bad 90's fx
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998

Daughter tells me this is Zilla? A retcon?
#monsterdon

It's weird that she hasn't changed her look since college #Monsterdon

Or maybe Dr Worm has been having her surveilled.