God, all I can hear is Kent Brockman
#Monsterdon

I miss dudes nicknamed “Animal”. Bring it back, dammit!

#Monsterdon

There's no way for him not to sound exactly like Kent Brockman here. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

This movie aged like milk
#monsterdon
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Characters in this #monsterdon in no order:

"Godzilla" (antihero maybe)

Team Science/Army:
Boy Scientist (aka "Wormy")
Girl Scientist
Colonel Grumpy
Sneezy
Frenchman?

Team Journalism:
Curly
Asshole Boss
Asshole Boss's Secretary
Curly's Hatted Friend
Curly's Unhatted Friend

Team Other People:
Not-Mamdani
Panicked Large Boat Crew (Japanese)
Panicked Small Boat Crew (Gaijin)
Fisherman

who is your favorite character?

At least nobody will know he peed himself in all that rain.

#monsterdon

this movie proves 9/11 was an inside job #monsterdon #godzilla1998

Yes - Manhattan is a place where Godzilla can easily hide

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He's at the bagel joint on 4th.

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I bet he's hiding in the Bronx. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

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Listen for Hank Azaria, the reporter, to "accidently" use his voice for Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons when he looks up at one point and says "Aw Jeez".

#Godzilla1998

Well they evacuated it once, when a giant tortoise rolled through
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LOL hearing Harry Shearer do the Kent Brockman voice, but with, like, an actual face, is kind of amazing

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"How can something so big disappear?"

Because if it didn't the movie would be over

#Monsterdon

Oh damn, I forgot about the R-slur being in this movie. :blobfoxo_o: #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

THE KAIJU RAN AWAY
IN A CITY
#Monsterdon #Gino

"Initial attack" pfft, he literally just walked down the street. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Zillathalatine Ganglioazaria #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

pre 9/11, pre katrina, ugh it was all funny back then

Dude's gonna shoot some dino porn.
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@CactuarJoe That will probably turn out to be the best part of the whole film.

#Monsterdon

Hank Azaria running across cab roofs in the rain without slipping is the least realistic thing in this movie so far.

#monsterdon

Escalation. (okay, not really since the military already knew)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

She raises an excellent point. We should be doing evacuation drills of Manhattan just as a matter of prudence. #Monsterdon

how many boats does Gojira have? #Monsterdon #godzilla1998

Hank Azaria just inducted into the Journalismo Academy of Pant-shitting Excellence

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero

Godzilla ‘tis.

#Monsterdon

Y'all think he needs clean undies? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@brooke Hmmm, Is Godzilla Cameron, Jeanie, or Mr Rooney?

#Monsterdon

oh yes, the bridges are sure to be _fine_ after all the seismic activity, good choice

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Yeah, good thing you're already soaked from that definitely-not-urine rainfall, Hank Azaria. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@ricci about as well as the cgi #monsterdon

Cat's out of the bag now!
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CG Zilla is causing problems for the city. #Monsterdon

see it's ok because nobody will see that he's pissed himself due to the rain

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

There are very few times in life when it's acceptable as an adult to mess your pants. That was one of them.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

@neia said every website permissions dialogue ever

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

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this monster designer just really didn't study lizard legs at all huh

Godzilla keying buildings w/ their tail is a whole mood. #Monsterdon

This looks pretty good on a laptop screen. I don't know if that effect would be ruined on a theater screen or enhanced. #monsterdon

They even made them look like Siskel and Ebert lmao

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I'm curious how many people that shot was an Awakening for? 🤔🤭 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Macrofurs

Slur count: 1

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Why are you trying to load tape in the rain? Come on. Did none of the camera operators on set have betacam experience?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

It’s only a kaiju if it’s from the Japanese region of the Pacific. Otherwise, it’s just irradiated creatures from the Cretaceous.

#Monsterdon

MOISTURE WARNING

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

I hate the trope? trend? where turning down a proposal means the end of a relationship. I mean, I understand if the person realizes that marriage isn't for them, but "not yet" is not "never."
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

R-slur! Because late 90's. #monsterdon

hank azaria trying to shield the girlfriend from the glass. and checking everybody's okay before he runs off to be dumb. he's a real class act.

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Oh yeah, this was the 90s, they still used that word in tv and movies
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Godzilla is just walking through the city, aimless and carefree.
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GOES FOR THE CROTCH SHOT

gets the foot

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I mean it's like a parade to people who hate parades

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hey, they used the R-slur. Not cool!

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Ah, slur time!

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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

oh LAWD this old video camera lmao
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Clearly, this movie creature was inspired not by Godzilla but by Jurassic Park.

Booo to the R-slur!

#Monsterdon

He's lucky to have found a parking space so close
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Hank Azaria, appearing in stuff because he can, not because he needs the money with all the Simpsons stuff he does."
#monsterdon

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

BetaMax would have never #Monsterdon

#monsterdon @Taweret I assume this is just another day at the timeloop cafe:

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 this is just making me want to re-watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and see some proper kaiju fights and child soldier trauma

@blogdiva Not much has happened in the first half hour. There's a worm guy. Some footprints. Jean Reno is French.
#Monsterdon #Gino

It's a recycled walking animation!

#Monsterdon

oh that's some bad 90's fx
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#godzilla1998

Daughter tells me this is Zilla? A retcon?
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It's weird that she hasn't changed her look since college #Monsterdon

Or maybe Dr Worm has been having her surveilled.

This guy... #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

That's not a parade. It's the Acura in the street with the Bass Bazooka subwoofers, listening to NWA.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@Crazypedia Not even close

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon
A siteing
Finally we get some stomping!

#monsterdon Beth from NewsRadio, remember NewsRadio,

Except Joe Rogan, don't remember him

did she say "aks you"?

#monsterdon

Hahaha the sexual predator boss misses seeing Godzilla walk by the window #Monsterdon

a lot of this is too silly to be serious but not funny enough to be funny

#monsterdon

can't believe mamdani's new york they just let big lizards run everywhere smh :ramSad:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

HOW DO YOU EVEN MISS THAT???
#Monsterdon

did the black umbrellas come standard with the script, you think, or are there really that many black umbrellas in New York.

#monsterdon

Gawd, Barney. #monsterdon

Choose! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Cloverfield

Legs are too muscular. That’s a guy in a suit. #Monsterdon

Gotta take care of something. Just keep watching without me, fam, I've seen it before!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

We get a manhattan interlude where Curly is telling her friends that her boss is a creep, which the audience already knew.

Then we get an extended scene where a guy went fishing and then caught a godzilla while rips up the dock he's sitting on as it approaches. Then the Godzilla disembarks and throws boats and cars everywhere.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

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Look for the policeman who sees Godzilla arrive. He's the exact same guy who is a policemen who leaves his car in the intersection in Independence Day (1996).

#Godzilla1998

Is that Nancy Carthwright???

#monsterdon

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Mom? Do you know that I am the third Simpsons actor in this movie?

HI BART! #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Mamdani wouldn't run away, he would fist-bump godzilla
#monsterdon

hahaha godzilla is large put it is still possible to not see it hahaha

#monsterdon

Some consider this Hank Azaria’s finest live action work.

I’m not arguing.

#Monsterdon

Kent Brockman welcomes our new reptilian overlord

#Monsterdon

Oh that CG doesn't look so great in a fast moving shot across the background.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Mr. President, a second iguana has hit the city #monsterdon

At times like these the inner Tokyo-ite in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna need a bigger monitor

#Monsterdon

@log fair, fair

#monsterdon

Wait wait we didn't get the whole focal length shift before they cut away! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998