@teledyn Yeah, I think Gino should've made it til the end. π£#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
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because there had been a world trade center bombing but it just exploded in the underground garage oh no oh no
"What are you thinking?"
Very good question, New Yorker Lady. #monsterdon
"In what city officials are calling 'Kind of a lame disaster'..." #Monsterdon
"the worst disaster since the World Trade Center bombingβ¦" π¬
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#monsterdon lol I knew it, I FUCKING KNEW IT, as soon as I saw "Jean Reno as Philippe RoachΓ©" I knew some dirtbag American would call him "roach"
"RoachΓ©" is so fake-French-so-I-can-make-a-hack-joke
Yikes. That bombing comment hasn't aged well. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
that establishing shot raises a question: does Godzilla knock down the twin towers in this?
I keep getting distracted by my nachos
Not that bombing, people. π¬
@blogdiva I think just 3.
WID(ga)F
Seeing the Twin Towers still weirds me out, all these years later
Heβs about to learn who he just pissed off. #Monsterdon
The Two Towers #Monsterdon
And slur number 2 hits the dialogue!!! :blobfoxo_o: yikes.. #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon
AKA Blue Raja π΄
This guy is so bad at sexual harassment. #Monsterdon
He's just there for a slice with the oil lightly dabbed with a napkin, then he's off to Milan for Fashion Week. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
"You crazy wop"!? Sheesh. New flavor of casual racism.
#monsterdon
it was the 90s and everyone was referring to their significant other with ethnic slurs
Whoaaaaaaaa what? Are they allowed to say that?
#Monsterdon
@hollie@social.coop Nearly three million hunks of soggy steak! (apologies to Tom Lehrer)
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
@RobynGoodfellow ikr? hilarious
*Victor "Animal" Palotti
Why is SecDef talking to a mere colonel?
there is a dinosaur loose in manhattan π€
and i am a huge misogynist π
That Sergeant O'Niell is like "man why didn't I stay on Abidos" #monsterdon
Slurs++;
Victor "Animal" Pilotti Device #Monsterdon
Godzilla's hiding very inconspicuously in the most populated city he can find. It's also nice and cold. Ideal.
Ok, even with all of the weirdos (affectionate) in NYC a multistory tall lizard is not going to be able to "easily hide" in Manhattan.
The footage is shock, all right. Shockingly bad!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
God, all I can hear is Kent Brockman
#Monsterdon
I miss dudes nicknamed βAnimalβ. Bring it back, dammit!
There's no way for him not to sound exactly like Kent Brockman here. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
This movie aged like milk
#monsterdon
#Godzilla1998
At least nobody will know he peed himself in all that rain.
this movie proves 9/11 was an inside job #monsterdon #godzilla1998
He's at the bagel joint on 4th.
Yes - Manhattan is a place where Godzilla can easily hide
#monsterdon
#Godzilla(1998)
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Listen for Hank Azaria, the reporter, to "accidently" use his voice for Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons when he looks up at one point and says "Aw Jeez".
I bet he's hiding in the Bronx. #Monsterdon
Well they evacuated it once, when a giant tortoise rolled through
#Monsterdon
Oh damn, I forgot about the R-slur being in this movie. :blobfoxo_o: #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon
THE KAIJU RAN AWAY
IN A CITY
#Monsterdon #Gino
"Initial attack" pfft, he literally just walked down the street. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Zillathalatine Ganglioazaria #monsterdon
Dude's gonna shoot some dino porn.
#monsterdon
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pre 9/11, pre katrina, ugh it was all funny back then
@CactuarJoe That will probably turn out to be the best part of the whole film.
Hank Azaria running across cab roofs in the rain without slipping is the least realistic thing in this movie so far.
She raises an excellent point. We should be doing evacuation drills of Manhattan just as a matter of prudence. #Monsterdon
Escalation. (okay, not really since the military already knew)
how many boats does Gojira have? #Monsterdon #godzilla1998
Hank Azaria just inducted into the Journalismo Academy of Pant-shitting Excellence
Y'all think he needs clean undies? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
@brooke Hmmm, Is Godzilla Cameron, Jeanie, or Mr Rooney?
oh yes, the bridges are sure to be _fine_ after all the seismic activity, good choice
Yeah, good thing you're already soaked from that definitely-not-urine rainfall, Hank Azaria. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
@ricci about as well as the cgi #monsterdon
see it's ok because nobody will see that he's pissed himself due to the rain
There are very few times in life when it's acceptable as an adult to mess your pants. That was one of them.
@neia said every website permissions dialogue ever
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this monster designer just really didn't study lizard legs at all huh
Godzilla keying buildings w/ their tail is a whole mood. #Monsterdon
They even made them look like Siskel and Ebert lmao
I'm curious how many people that shot was an Awakening for? π€π€ #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Macrofurs
Slur count: 1
Why are you trying to load tape in the rain? Come on. Did none of the camera operators on set have betacam experience?
Itβs only a kaiju if itβs from the Japanese region of the Pacific. Otherwise, itβs just irradiated creatures from the Cretaceous.
MOISTURE WARNING
I hate the trope? trend? where turning down a proposal means the end of a relationship. I mean, I understand if the person realizes that marriage isn't for them, but "not yet" is not "never."
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
R-slur! Because late 90's. #monsterdon
hank azaria trying to shield the girlfriend from the glass. and checking everybody's okay before he runs off to be dumb. he's a real class act.
Oh yeah, this was the 90s, they still used that word in tv and movies
#Monsterdon
Godzilla is just walking through the city, aimless and carefree.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998
I mean it's like a parade to people who hate parades
hey, they used the R-slur. Not cool!
Ah, slur time!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
oh LAWD this old video camera lmao
#monsterdon
Booo to the R-slur!
Clearly, this movie creature was inspired not by Godzilla but by Jurassic Park.
He's lucky to have found a parking space so close
#monsterdon
Hank Azaria, appearing in stuff because he can, not because he needs the money with all the Simpsons stuff he does."
#monsterdon
BetaMax would have never #Monsterdon
#monsterdon @Taweret I assume this is just another day at the timeloop cafe:
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 this is just making me want to re-watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and see some proper kaiju fights and child soldier trauma
@blogdiva Not much has happened in the first half hour. There's a worm guy. Some footprints. Jean Reno is French.
#Monsterdon #Gino
It's a recycled walking animation!
oh that's some bad 90's fx
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998
Daughter tells me this is Zilla? A retcon?
#monsterdon
It's weird that she hasn't changed her look since college #Monsterdon
Or maybe Dr Worm has been having her surveilled.