It might be hiding there and waiting to come back out and destroy shit, but what if it isn't?
#Monsterdon

Why not just follow the trail of MASSIVE FOOTPRINTS to wherever it went?!

#monsterdon

French complaining about the quality of the bread and coffee isn't the funniest thing ever, but also works decently

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@bunnyhero don't know about getting worse, buy it doesn't get any beyyer/smarter. #monsterdon

so... the mayor is supposed to be a stand-in for wayne knight, right?

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Stealth Iguana #monsterdon

So much rain.....

#Monsterdon

ooof, that's cgi not holding up well right there

it's funny, some of it's pretty okay, and some of it REALLY isn't

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

why do they need the worm guy in the destroyed subway

#monsterdon

Hey, I used to live there!

#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Of all the cruel concepts!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Jaws-rassic Park.

Ok, so I feel like they could narrow down the search by asking “Which buildings are big enough to hide it?” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

but how would Godzilla get into one of the buildings in the area in order to hide in it? The doors are way too teensy for him!

@jivens SERIOUSLY?

#Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

French dude is not wrong about American coffee in 1998. It was the true horror.

#Monsterdon

watch it be a chameleon-like Godzilla.

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I've always found it highly entertaining. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

The beaches stay open! #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Product placement ftw...if you're not paying for the Kisses™ you are the Kisses™ 😘

#Monsterdon

Bugging the mayor is simply SOP when investigating potential insurance fraud during an act of Godzilla. #Monsterdon

THE BEACH HAS TO BE OPEN OR

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

@xerozohar Not everyone carries their forgery kit around with them at all time! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Like hell you can't get a croissant in NYC.
Okay the coffee is gonna suck. Fair.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Soooo... Mayor Ebert is supposed to be Roger Ebert and his assistant is supposed to be Gene Siskel? Is that what it's supposed to be? #monsterdon

“Ugh. You call this coffee?”

“No. I call this America.”

😂

#Monsterdon

ah yes, glance around before entering what is ostensibly your own van. that's not suspicious at all.

#monsterdon

I love that they have the french flah on the van
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998

Yeah, Sinister French has not aged well. #Monsterdon

American coffee joke

#monsterdon

The French are in league with Godzilla. #Monsterdon

Siskel and Ebert? lol

#monsterdon

They don’t know it’s Godzilla or they wouldn’t be taking the subway train. #Monsterdon

jean reno doing shady spy shit? i thought mission impossible came out in 1996

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Absolutely not. Literally just about the only fake Dino thing that would be worse to watch than this #Monsterdon https://mastodon.social/@saucerlost/115879765610281119

#monsterdon lot of very conspicuous brands in this film.

Worst. Fake ID. Ever. #monsterdon

The last reprise of indoor smoking

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I knew it, I knew UPS was monitoring me. #Monsterdon

The subtitles changed "ex boyfriend" to "ex" in a surprisingly progressive move...
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@RobynGoodfellow

We can’t be friends now.

;)

#Monsterdon

Did he just let go of his umbrella and let the crowd of other umbrellas carry it off?

#Monsterdon

lol very official press badges there

#monsterdon

Jean Reno doing some emotional cheating by thinking about Ronin while shooting his scenes. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Oh my god that song in the background is seared into my DNA but also I don't know what it is at all

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

The Siskel and Ebert characters were inspired by Emmerich's hatred of their poor reviews of his films.

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

PhD thesis idea - Get your AI prompt ready!

Due to cultural restrictions or lack of fan base, citizens of some countries never saw Godzilla movies until Godzilla 1998.

For the likes of Germany, Sweden, Russia, Hungary, the Philippines, and others, tonight's feature is the superior version and others are mocked. They particularly prefer the lizard-like form of the monster.

#Godzilla1998

What's the Godzilla doin'

#monsterdon

"La Rochelle Insurance: We're Professionals." #monsterdon

lol @ "La Rochelle Insurance"

#Monsterdon

The French guy just bugged the mayor!!

Why does this movie have insurance espionage?

#Monsterdon

Animal. Caiman. Roach.
Is tatapolous some kinda turtle in Greek?
#Monsterdon #Gino

Back off! Mayor needs his emotional-support Kisses™

#Monsterdon

Mayor Ebert and his bald assistant Gene.... they're going to fall in a pickup truck full of manure or something

#monsterdon

World Trade Center mention oop

#monsterdon

haha! More fat jokes. #monsterdon

oh they're digging in on the siskel and ebert routine

the comedy, it isn't

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

"And I for one WELCOME our new dinosaur overlords." #Monsterdon

That hole in the building shoulda been Godzilla-shaped. Like you should see his hands on either side.

#monsterdon

Is he eating those wrapper and all? #Monsterdon

don't get between a man and his sweets

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

"since the world trade centre bombing" oof

nanananana didn't make that bomb

nanananana

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

"worst act of destruction since the world trade center bombing" take a vastly different meaning 3 years after this movie came out...

#Monsterdon

@teledyn Yeah, I think Gino should've made it til the end. 😣#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

"What are you thinking?"
Very good question, New Yorker Lady. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

because there had been a world trade center bombing but it just exploded in the underground garage oh no oh no

"In what city officials are calling 'Kind of a lame disaster'..." #Monsterdon

"the worst disaster since the World Trade Center bombing…" 😬

#Monsterdon

🤦

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol I knew it, I FUCKING KNEW IT, as soon as I saw "Jean Reno as Philippe Roaché" I knew some dirtbag American would call him "roach"

"Roaché" is so fake-French-so-I-can-make-a-hack-joke

Yikes. That bombing comment hasn't aged well. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

THAT IS NOT HOW BUILDINGS WORK

#monsterdon

that establishing shot raises a question: does Godzilla knock down the twin towers in this?

#monsterdon

I keep getting distracted by my nachos

#Monsterdon

Not that bombing, people. 😬

#monsterdon

@blogdiva I think just 3.

#Monsterdon

WID(ga)F

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Seeing the Twin Towers still weirds me out, all these years later

#Monsterdon

He’s about to learn who he just pissed off. #Monsterdon

The Two Towers #Monsterdon

And slur number 2 hits the dialogue!!! :blobfoxo_o: yikes.. #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

*ZAP*

(Also, wow, this movie has a lot of helicopters)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

AKA Blue Raja 🍴

#Monsterdon

This guy is so bad at sexual harassment. #Monsterdon

He's just there for a slice with the oil lightly dabbed with a napkin, then he's off to Milan for Fashion Week. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"You crazy wop"!? Sheesh. New flavor of casual racism.
#monsterdon

it was the 90s and everyone was referring to their significant other with ethnic slurs

#monsterdon

Whoaaaaaaaa what? Are they allowed to say that?
#Monsterdon

@hollie@social.coop Nearly three million hunks of soggy steak! (apologies to Tom Lehrer)
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@RobynGoodfellow ikr? hilarious

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

*Victor "Animal" Palotti

#Monsterdon

Oh fuck off with "No other island in the world", a weak excuse for this being set in Manhattan

#Monsterdon

Why is SecDef talking to a mere colonel?

#monsterdon

there is a dinosaur loose in manhattan 🤓
and i am a huge misogynist 😏

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

That Sergeant O'Niell is like "man why didn't I stay on Abidos" #monsterdon

Slurs++;

#Monsterdon

Victor "Animal" Pilotti Device #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Godzilla's hiding very inconspicuously in the most populated city he can find. It's also nice and cold. Ideal.

Ok, even with all of the weirdos (affectionate) in NYC a multistory tall lizard is not going to be able to "easily hide" in Manhattan.

#Monsterdon

The footage is shock, all right. Shockingly bad!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998