I don't care how close the legally distinct movie is, you are no Jurassic Park and you never will be.

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

@cinebox ain't no director in the history of film ever let an extra make a 90° turn #monsterdon

they really, really wanted another jurassic park #monsterdon #godzilla1998

I love the computer graphics with the fish icon. LOL!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

Where is the Sir David Attenborough audio track for this?

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"So THAT'S how it is in their family."

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AWWW, eepy Godzilla.

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Did he just get Godzilla-married? Wtf was that encounter Dr Worm had. #Monsterdon

This CGI was fucking INCREDIBLE to me when I was a kid and I enjoy Godzilla 's character design, even with the CGI not aging great. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

what is he gonna ask godzilla out on a date or something?
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Godzilla IS a girl! #Monsterdon

hahahah that FISH label on the monitor

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AZIZ, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY #monsterdon

why is the score all magical wonder right now? our protagonist is going to get eaten maybe?

#monsterdon

Now... kiss! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Give him a pat, he's a friend. #Monsterdon

Come on, eat Matthew Tsoukalos!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

the cgi in this movie is so rough omg 💀

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

okay this is less PS3 and more XBOX... original? _Maybe_ 360.,

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

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I'll bet that photo was not in focus

The CGI actually kinda holds up. I'm surprised #Monsterdon

You can tell its American godzilla because of its enormous manly chin.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

That... is an interesting looking Godzilla....
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe LOTTA fish #monsterdon

Only movie in history where the military listens to the scientist.

#monsterdon

this doesn't look like an iguana at all

#Monsterdon

Wow, Godzilla is BUFF

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@bunnyhero considering the casting in this #Monsterdon they should've been orange fish each with 3 bulgey eyes #Monsterdon

d'ah, Godzilla got widdle paws #Monsterdon

Yeah, CG really doesn't hold up. That's a PS3 cutscene right there. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Doug Savant, from television's Melrose Place

I'd like to see just all the Matthew Broderick reaction shots. Cut everything else.

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NNNNNNNNGH IT'S SUCH A FUCKING JANKY DESIGN OMG

genuinely why

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

So tell others about this and they will help you. Don’t just stand there and go all 90s zoom!
#Monsterdon

heck yeah nazgul camera

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Okay cool, we got the whole focal distance shift in there. Very dramatic. Much eyebending. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

can't go wrong with a good dolly zoom.

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Ferris! Get outta there!! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

Yeah, he alone find the right manhole
#monsterdon
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Which hotel? Oh yeah, HOTEL. That's an important one!

#monsterdon

RUN TO THE SIDE #monsterdon

Who knew that Godzilla had a burrow speed of 100ft?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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dude get on ONE SIDE of the splitterroo do it nowwww

The scale of the monster keeps moving and it's annoying the fuck out of me.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

An NFT collection of Matthew Broderick reaction shots #Monsterdon

that's another BINGO! tunnel, RAWR, science babble, ship, military guy #monsterdon

Godzilla growl or indigestion? You be the judge. #Monsterdon

Spring in Minnesota.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

I think more than alligators are in those sewers #Monsterdon

It's gotta smell pretty bad near all that fish and now they're uncovering the manholes. Godzilla will be fine, but it's gotta be stinky for the humans #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

Thunderstorm continues into hour 20. #monsterdon

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE A TRAVELING ZOOM SHOT THERE?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I feel like you could cut out the incidental dialogue and reduce the film's runtime by half. #Monsterdon

aren't iguanas herbivores? I could have sworn a saw nature documentary footage recently of an iguana eating seaweed

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sorry nick but I don't think he'll be able to smell the bait over the scent of this stinker of a script #monsterdon

Speaking of product placement--this flik reeks of Big Fish

#Monsterdon

We want to make New York reek like it never has before!
#Monsterdon

Jump scare godzilla comes up through the manhole

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

If that trick doesn't work out there's gonna be a lot of smelly fish in Manhattan

#monsterdon

@msh I believe the gag is "HON HON HON"

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this movie is extremely moist

eyyy, third line down horizontal bingo

(I'll post the card later)

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Oui, tres bizzare.

#Monsterdon

OK, I wanna see random people falling down manholes now

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Can I just state how much I despise military dialog in almost all movies. It’s always lots of barking things like “okay people, you heard the man… let’s move, move, move!”

Just stop. For the love of Pete, stop.

#Monsterdon

matthew broderick reminding me that no those rain jackets make everyone look dorky

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Even in 1998 you could get good coffee in NYC without much effort what's the deal with this running "gag"? #Monsterdon

Yeah, make sure you aim the missiles directly at the fish pile. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it's a lotta fish #monsterdon

In this movie there are French journalists trying to spy on the mayor or something and the main French guy's plot thread seems to be that he really hates American coffee.

#monsterdon

Complaining about flavors while 'mokin' dat cigarette. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

more coffee jokes? no baguette? hon hon. Jean Reno could have been given better for sure.

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SCINTILLATING DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

When a worm guy tells you "that's a lot of fish" you'd better believe that that's a lot of fish #Monsterdon

"Can you fill me in on the thing destroying the city?"
"Nah"
#Monsterdon

He said the meme!
#Monsterdon #Gino

PILE OF FISH DEPLOYED

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

This Mayor Ebert and his assistant Gene sure are bad at their jobs! 😉

#monsterdon

My second favorite character is the biologist guy, my third favorite character is the Paleontologist lady and my FAVORITE character is Godzilla them self. :blobfoxhappymlem: #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

Oh look, new lead actors. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ @socketwench this is like, the middling buffet version

we got everything and it's going onnnn forever

#monsterdon

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so many sweet fishes

Prepare operation Tuna boom!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

Je m'excuse, monsieur. Is this roast French? Is this poupon grey??

#Monsterdon

More creme, merci vu cous. Hon hon hon #Monsterdon

The problem with this film is its budget. It had like $150 million and needed more like $30 million.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Don't overestimate Roland Emmerich, he's just an animal

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar the cartoon is way better! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Taweret I'm thinking of Godmonster and the real estate angle that's part of most great monster movies. #Monsterdon

Important movie update: my machos went soupy

#Monsterdon

Hahah the French person cannot stand good American coffee. How very French #Monsterdon

poor jean reno just wants a good cup of fucking coffee

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

It's funny this movie inspired a related cartoon (to sell toys of course, but) that I actually liked way more. It had a "friendly" zilla that was bonded to Nick and friends and helped fight other critters as one expects. #monsterdon

Using the universally obvious symbol of being in Manhatten as often as possible was great at the time, but really makes you wince now.
#Monsterdon #Gino

"He's *just* an animal" yeah right...you know who else is an animal? Victor "Animal" Palotti aka Moe Szyslak aka Blue Raja. Get bent, Ferris.

#Monsterdon

The french know nothing about coffee.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@Taweret Less bootlicker-y, too. #Monsterdon

This is the dollar menu version of ID4.

And ID4 is like, an Applebees.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

I half-dozed off and realized there is still dialogue but no lizard.
I don't need to catch up.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998