girlzilla??? #monsterdon

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Nope. Echo 4 didn't lose him.

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He's pregnant... he reproduces asexually.. but you are calling him 'he'.. so I .. I..

Doesn't he need a mate, pal?

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I got pretty close! I did the whole How to Train Your Dragon hand on the nose thing!
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have some mpreg in your 1998 mainstream movie release

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

WHY ARE YOU STILL CALLING HER HE

WHAT THE FUCK

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Tranzilla?

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"From the inside I can affect real change"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha

HAHAHAH
ha

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA

*ahem* #monsterdon

@ricci My god, you nailed it. #Monsterdon

I mean, the film ain't that bad. Plus, Matthew Broderick is so darned wholesome. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@Newpa_Hasai a #Monsterdon first

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HE'S A SHE

Worst gender reveal party ever.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Merry Trans-mas!

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(to be clear, i'm not suggesting she actually enjoy his presence, i'm just saying she's not even achieving her own goals here)

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classic "change the system from within" bs #monsterdon

I'm realizing I have a strong preference for human-scale monster movies.
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"I affect real change... I'm creating a census" okay, we laughed at that

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#Monsterdon I'm not sure but did I just see a background extras buy flowers from a street vendor? I guess pre-internet Godzilla news traveled slow.

“Can I make you a cup of tea?”

He’s SUCH a smoothie.

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Are they drinking out of a erlenmeyer in a lab?? #Monsterdon

Audrey no, that's zilla piss! D: #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol Broderick stood there for SO LONG after the asphalt cracked, what the fuck

"How does a guy go from anti-nuke activism to working for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission?" Well, you see, regulation improves safety.
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Wait, do oviparous animals like iguanas even have the same hormo—and now the awkward meeti—WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH. okay this movie has gotten too stupid for me, I'm out

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Osha is gonna have a field day.

lady, weren't you supposed to be getting information out of this guy? how are you gonna do that if you brush him off?

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Most awkward conversation ever.

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"Can I make ya a cup of tea" ???????

Tea! Because the coffee in America sucks! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Worm with the Wind, the Tatupolis story.

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"I guess I am still a little mad."

And you can tell by how I radiate mild petulant annoyance. #Monsterdon

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #monsterdon

She's surprised he's still mad she ghosted him after eight years. Does she not know any other nerds #Monsterdon

Don't get me wrong, Matthew Broderick is cute and all, but it seems like every other female character is fawning all over him. #monsterdon

oh no, did Godzilla trash the romcom district?

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This romance makes me think of the dwarfen/elf thing in The Hobbit movies, but not the book

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I was about to comment that we were almost an hour in and our "love" interests still hadn't had the meet cute, but here we are! And it's pretty cringe (and not in a good way).

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Uh...my ovaries are up here, Ferris.

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Not a good day for people with outside windows on buildings.
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Trying to be slick about reading the name on that big yellow press badge and then pretending you remembered it. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

kill me #monsterdon #godzilla1998

oh god we're deep in the romance plot now -_-; #Monsterdon

$460 in modern-day money
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I support Godzilla’s right to choose. #Monsterdon

Harem? Nearly rectum!

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Fan opposition to the film built up to a frenzy during production, causing the studio to create a massive marketing campaign to draw in as many viewers as possible in the early days.

In fact, theater attendance did plummet after bad word-of-mouth and reviews. The expense of the marketing also tanked to profits, resulting in no sequels as planned.

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Boy howdy when you take a script Toho wouldn't touch with a 3 metre pole and apply Epic Jurassic Park Production Values you sure get A Movie don't ya? #Monsterdon

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Uh oh. THis film is about to attempt character development.

Harem? These are for me!

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Oh Gosh, this movie is too long
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SHE BIT HER LIP, the universal sign of 1990s romcom flirting

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Oh Godzilla got Dr Worm pregnant? #Monsterdon

This movie should make everyone appreciate the modern Godzilla’s physique.

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There’s HOW MUCH movie left???

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Snooze was like a son to me! #Monsterdon

"We lost echo 4 sir"

"I heard you the first time"

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Firing blindly is okay in a unevacuated, high density civilian area if you're hunting Godzilla.

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I think the subsequent spate of superhero movies set in manhattan really numbed me to "here's a notable landmark being destroyed".

HO HUM.
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Obligate helicoptervore

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#Monsterdon do these pilots know they can fly their helicopters higher into the sky to get away?

have you considered, ya know, just going up? 🥴

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I wonder who caused more damage? The Allidinoman or the military? #monsterdon

#Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@CactuarJoe good source of aluminum! #monsterdon

I think the Army has the lead on Godzilla for collateral damage. #Monsterdon

At least I've got plenty of time to finish my nails... #Monsterdon

I miss Cinefex magazine

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is this helicopter pilot's call sign 'snooze'????

Is that a Snooze button on that pilot #Monsterdon

You lost echo one and two to T-Rex arms and a big chomper.
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I'm confused. Are we shooting up apartment buildings? That seems not good.
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Delicious helicopters :D #Monsterdon

"I think we got him!" You fool, you can never 'get' Godzilla!
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The title of this film should have been Negative Impact.

Team? Team? We like it when the KAIJU destroy buildings. We do NOT like it when CLOWNS destroy the buildings.

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

helicopters weaving through skyscrapers plays like somebody was thinking about an eventual theme park ride

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Kool-Aid Zilla!

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WHERE IS TARGET #monsterdon #godzilla1998

#monsterdon They keep doing the same thing.

Does any movie do that well? Where they do an action movie trope and then do the same one two minutes later?

Guys, what if we just kept firing slightly behind where he is?
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Oh great, sure, randomly fire while moving forward in a single-file line. You wanna try a circular firing squad next? #Monsterdon

What is the military's problem? Godzilla is WAY bigger than the womp rats back home.

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"you know that bad feeling i get..."

to be fair, he is about to have a scene in this movie, so he wasn't wrong.

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continuous fire is a bad idea in real, limited-ammunition helocopers

particularly if you can't fucking aim

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Why is Jean Reno speaking English while surrounded by French folks?

It's like when you're watching Star Trek and Klingons speak English in a room full 9of Klingons, except somehow stupider.

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So. Much. Collateral. 🫣😬
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Collateral damage? What collateral damage?

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Soldiers asking for permission to fire after being told to fire at Will The Lizard is just a bit weird. I guess it heightens the tension of this completely boring action scene?

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Negative impact? Like an anti-punch? You pull your fist from a guy's jaw, and he pops up from the mat. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I wonder what the masers are doing right now?

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@superviviansunshine honestly my favourite thing about the movie! #monsterdon

The Wet Bandits out here tonight having the second worst luck of their lives.
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Oh yeah bc I'm tooting from 1m in the future pay attention to the TV's- they all have related content playing, we just saw the one #monsterdon favorite that had the giant Octopus (not Tentacoli, the other one)

edit: not Octaman either, the one bigger than a Winnebego

Did Emmerich want to make a video game based on this? That's what all these trench-run and POV shots feel like.

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I have a bad feeling about this

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Japanese Defense Forces after watching that scene:

PATHETIC

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jesus chrysler.

#WrongMovie #monsterdon

White people can not fucking WAIT to loot high end electronics #Monsterdon

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The army hated the K-car!!