Dammit Godzilla eats radiation not feeshes!

#Monsterdon

why did you even take that tape a-traveling.

#monsterdon

I label all my Top Secret tapes "Top Secret".

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

🎵 They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm. 🎵

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

during #monsterdon i can always tell which of yall's servers are well maintained and which are not. tonight it's dot social that's struggling which is so on point #godzilla1998

#Monsterdon I'm loving all the VHS tape slamming happening in this movie!

#monsterdon yes, wild animals know all about ducking bombs and then charging at the bomb source, they're so wily

Why is Matty surprised that Will The Lizard can reproduce asexually, this isn't exactly cutting edge scients in 1998

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#monsterdon Ok, writers, We want a movie with baby godzillas, but we can't make godzilla female.

How did Matthew Broderick's career survive this movie ffs

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I mean, not that I wanna push any kind of gender/sex category agenda b/c Godzilla is whoever they are and we love them for it and they do not have to fit our categories

@Terencio

Stormy Daniels?

#Monsterdon

@pngwen Laying eggs is like giving birth?

#Monsterdon

Leave NOW Pamela Andersen!

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“Forgive me, my old flame, I have to get this to the lab to confirm all this!”

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon The terrible romance side-plot does work nicely as a break from the terrible lizard plot at least.

If the guy you dumped and ghosted 8 years ago still has a ton of pictures up of you even in a field tent in a crisis area, you should RUN NOT WALK AWAY

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

He's got pictures of you, run girl #Monsterdon

Oh no she found his shrine to her I'm sure this will drive her away #Monsterdon

Godzilla is pregnant! Yeahhhh, babies!! Also the "Where's the fun in that?" About asexual reproduction is SUCH a mood. #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

"I know these tests aren't meant to see if giant lizard kaiju are pregnant, but I'm going to use them to say that anyway"
#Monsterdon

Godzilla went to New York to nest why??? Because of the famous lack of humongous cities within thousands of miles of Japan???

#Monsterdon

Broderick with an asexual reproduction reference.

This movie is FULL of gems!

#Monsterdon

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Godzilla has gender dysphoria. Poor guy. Gal..

Godzilla is a single mom in the big city looking for that special someone.
#Monsterdon #Gino

nest york city #Monsterdon

Lizards don’t give birth though. #Monsterdon

It was also so nice of the pharmacy to remain open while a huge lizard rampages nearby. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

i-i need to get to the lab! mpreg godzilla!

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the music really wants me to think Godzilla is a gentle giant who wouldn't harm a fly

nonbinary asexual icon, Godzilla #monsterdon

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DUDE WHY DO YOU STILL THINK SHE'S A HE wtaf?

the zards who do this are typically all 'she's , right?

just like matthew broderick.

#monsterdon

How do we still have 1 hour and 20 minutes left of this?

#Monsterdon

"Can you tell me: Who came up with the idea of asexual reproduction?"

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I'm going to curl up with a heat pad under my feet and go to bed

G'night all

#Monsterdon

They stuck a Lifetime movie in this #monsterdon

"It makes perfect sense"

Yea, you do keep saying that, pal.

#Monsterdon

like they brought in Simpsons voice actors for the cache because it was 1998 and the simpsons was at the height of its cultural power. but they're super distracting and they didn't give them anything actually funny to say or do

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He's pregnant...

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I was 50/50 on if the pregnancy test thing was really part of the movie or something I misunderstood or subconsciously cooked up in the intervening years

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girlzilla??? #monsterdon

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Nope. Echo 4 didn't lose him.

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He's pregnant... he reproduces asexually.. but you are calling him 'he'.. so I .. I..

Doesn't he need a mate, pal?

#Monsterdon

I got pretty close! I did the whole How to Train Your Dragon hand on the nose thing!
#monsterdon

have some mpreg in your 1998 mainstream movie release

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

WHY ARE YOU STILL CALLING HER HE

WHAT THE FUCK

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Tranzilla?

#Monsterdon

"From the inside I can affect real change"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
haha

HAHAHAH
ha

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA

*ahem* #monsterdon

@ricci My god, you nailed it. #Monsterdon

I mean, the film ain't that bad. Plus, Matthew Broderick is so darned wholesome. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@Newpa_Hasai a #Monsterdon first

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HE'S A SHE

Worst gender reveal party ever.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Merry Trans-mas!

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

(to be clear, i'm not suggesting she actually enjoy his presence, i'm just saying she's not even achieving her own goals here)

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classic "change the system from within" bs #monsterdon

I'm realizing I have a strong preference for human-scale monster movies.
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"I affect real change... I'm creating a census" okay, we laughed at that

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#Monsterdon I'm not sure but did I just see a background extras buy flowers from a street vendor? I guess pre-internet Godzilla news traveled slow.

Are they drinking out of a erlenmeyer in a lab?? #Monsterdon

“Can I make you a cup of tea?”

He’s SUCH a smoothie.

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Audrey no, that's zilla piss! D: #monsterdon

#monsterdon lol Broderick stood there for SO LONG after the asphalt cracked, what the fuck

"How does a guy go from anti-nuke activism to working for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission?" Well, you see, regulation improves safety.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Wait, do oviparous animals like iguanas even have the same hormo—and now the awkward meeti—WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH. okay this movie has gotten too stupid for me, I'm out

#Monsterdon

lady, weren't you supposed to be getting information out of this guy? how are you gonna do that if you brush him off?

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Osha is gonna have a field day.

Most awkward conversation ever.

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"Can I make ya a cup of tea" ???????

So, you wanna lure your kaiju *away* from notable landmarks and sensitive infrastructure. Which wouldn't be hard since you've found something it will eat.

But then we couldn't have all this spectacle that stands-in for plot.

#monsterdon

Tea! Because the coffee in America sucks! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Worm with the Wind, the Tatupolis story.

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"I guess I am still a little mad."

And you can tell by how I radiate mild petulant annoyance. #Monsterdon

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #monsterdon

She's surprised he's still mad she ghosted him after eight years. Does she not know any other nerds #Monsterdon

Don't get me wrong, Matthew Broderick is cute and all, but it seems like every other female character is fawning all over him. #monsterdon

oh no, did Godzilla trash the romcom district?

#monsterdon

This romance makes me think of the dwarfen/elf thing in The Hobbit movies, but not the book

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I was about to comment that we were almost an hour in and our "love" interests still hadn't had the meet cute, but here we are! And it's pretty cringe (and not in a good way).

#Monsterdon

Uh...my ovaries are up here, Ferris.

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Not a good day for people with outside windows on buildings.
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Trying to be slick about reading the name on that big yellow press badge and then pretending you remembered it. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

kill me #monsterdon #godzilla1998

oh god we're deep in the romance plot now -_-; #Monsterdon

$460 in modern-day money
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I support Godzilla’s right to choose. #Monsterdon

Harem? Nearly rectum!

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Fan opposition to the film built up to a frenzy during production, causing the studio to create a massive marketing campaign to draw in as many viewers as possible in the early days.

In fact, theater attendance did plummet after bad word-of-mouth and reviews. The expense of the marketing also tanked to profits, resulting in no sequels as planned.

#Godzilla1998

the tone is a huge issue. there's another "joke" every 30 seconds or so but its clearly not meant to really be a comedy either. there's just enough "jokes" that you can't invested in anything because the movie won't let you

#monsterdon

As a side note the animated series is a million times better than this movie.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Boy howdy when you take a script Toho wouldn't touch with a 3 metre pole and apply Epic Jurassic Park Production Values you sure get A Movie don't ya? #Monsterdon

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Uh oh. THis film is about to attempt character development.

Harem? These are for me!

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Oh Gosh, this movie is too long
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SHE BIT HER LIP, the universal sign of 1990s romcom flirting

#monsterdon

Oh Godzilla got Dr Worm pregnant? #Monsterdon

This movie should make everyone appreciate the modern Godzilla’s physique.

#Monsterdon

There’s HOW MUCH movie left???

#Monsterdon