Giant facehuggers

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@davesdogmaggie Oddly enough, I don't remember the ending. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

lol that fish had all the realism of a singing Big Mouth Billy Bass.

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Damn Godzilla's cloaca must be so strong to egg like that #Monsterdon

"Three eggs. I thought there'd be more."

"And you were right."

"Oh, wow, I forgot to look... left!"

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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 i may need to take a bathroom break during this ridiculously long film

look

look

LOOK TEAM

it's fine if regular munitions don't work

but they have to ALWAYS not work

small arms fire can't cause bleeding if torpedoes don't do anything

BUT MOSTLY

if this is the case

you have GOT to have the NEW SCIENCE WEAPON

or it DOESN'T WORK IN THE PLOT.

Very simple! If munitions don't work, you have to have new SCIENCE weapons.

Even masers worked once.

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Love Da Knicks baybee? #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Old New York...

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#monsterdon Noo Yawk caricatures like Animal simply love Madison Square Garden

Still 40 minutes to go. I don't think I'm going to make it. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

E G G
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Well no more Knicks games. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter "ohhhh yeah.... doink doink...🎶 :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: " #wrongmovie #monsterdon

It was earth all along!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Dude, have you been in the garden? It's a shithole!

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Half of the movie's budget was spent on dubiously animated animatronic fish. #Monsterdon

The kinda goofy loveable sergeant has kinda way too.much responsibility for his rank…

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Madison Square Garden. As seen in that Futurama episode. #Monsterdon

So the rest of the movie is Broderick and Blondie wedding planning, right? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Target stunned, perhaps gently napping...

Poor Godzilla. :blobfoxcry2: #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

The orchestra really seems to be on Godzilla's side, huh #monsterdon

oh yeah, defnintely got him. definitely.

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That was it, right? It's over?

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@kcarr2015

Indeed. Emmerich hated their reviews of his previous films

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gojira speen

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Welp, Godzilla's dead, movies over #Monsterdon

Also they just blew up a nuclear sub in the Hudson, can't wait to see what happens when New York rats get a load of that radiation. #Monsterdon

Great job everyone, movie over.

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@surdfish HEYOOOOOO

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@sean @wohali I am also firmly in Bruce Campbell's camp. His campy camp. Groovy. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Only 51 minutes left. How will they ever wrap this up?

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Godzilla did a great kick-turn there, my swimming instructor would have been proud #Monsterdon

I don't think the military has anything that would display "TARGET DESTROYED".

That would be dumb.

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I am reminded of a great bit of incidental dialogue in Mass Effect about why we don't eyeball firing solutions.

(I feel like even actually landing the hit would have been a bigger problem for AN ENTIRE GODDAMN CITY, but sure.)

LOCK
ON
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I love that Godzilla swims with his tail as a paddle, like a crocodile or an alligator would. :blobfoxhappy: #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

you lost anchorange? just go look in alaska for it! duh 🤷

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aaaaand the Navy scores an own goal

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#Monsterdon oh I didn't see that coming, much like those sailors.

Armed forces be like yolo lamo🎪
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Did they just shoot their own sub? Why??? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Crimson Snide #monsterdon

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dang it, wrong again.

the towers are still intact, that's good I suppose

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I find myself rooting for the monster, here.
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Sir. He turned around sir. We're going to blow ourselves up sir. I've soiled myself sir.
#Monsterdon #Gino

wait until Godzilla fires a torpedo at you! FROM HIS BUTT

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Less Red October and more Red Lobster. #Monsterdon

@superviviansunshine ikr? they're now mincers! #monsterdon

Lol, is godzilla going to lead all those torpedoes back on the subs?

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I think godzilla's gonna bite the submarine

Hey it's that guy from Space Balls #Monsterdon

#monsterdon [sigh] Yup, he did.

Is that supposed to be funny that they keep doing the same stuff?

You guys thought you could take an iguana using torpedoes? Schmucks. #Monsterdon

Godzilla uses Dodge! It's super-effective!

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Plus, it’s Godzilla. So it won’t work. Weapons don’t work. #Monsterdon

these guys couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

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@wohali A bailout? #monsterdon

@wohali

I vote for Bubba-HoTep!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

"Utah closing in. We'll make this frog a Mormon by the time the credits roll, Captain."

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Once again the scale of the monster has change vs the torpedos

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@xerozohar God damn russian judges -_-; #Monsterdon

what. is wrong. with these people.

AIM WHERE THEY'RE GOIN' NOT WHERE THEY ARE

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon If he ducks and makes the torpedos hit something important....

Fox News was right New York is a like a battleground since Mamdani took over

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

One ping only, Vasily...

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I have to admit I kinda like the Jurassic Park running Godzilla.

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Well, the helicopters destroyed half of NY.. What will the subs do..

and the dive judges say:

10 10 10 8 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #BTS

So, from some BTS featurettes I've seen, Godzilla was a combination of a few partial animatronics on bigature (big miniature) models, and some CG. I'm not sure what was in use for the underwater scene, but I'm going to say bigature?

(Iguanas can swim, quite well, although I'm not sure what their dive time is normally like or if this is how they swim.)

Why have one nuclear sub when you can have three?

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We now join Down Periscope, already in progress.

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Meanwhile, in the Hunt For Red October. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

#Monsterdon based on the movie so far, the torpedo misses and takes out Ellis Island!

Oh great, because if there's one thing that has a long history of effectiveness against kaijuu, it's SUBS. #Monsterdon

manned and ready means they put a man in the tube

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

That is a lot of fucking helicopters. Like, a lot.
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We now join Hunt For Red October, already in progress

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#monsterdon 1:25:40 timestamp for future gif "When the cat doesn't want pets"

@plaidtron3000 Good morning, USA. I got a feeling that it's gonna be... a... uh... let's check back in an hour. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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well that was a very nice dive - toes pointed and everything

What was the helicopter budget for this movie? #Monsterdon

Oh good, the Navy will handle Godzilla #Monsterdon

When voting for #Monsterdon, it is important to check both plot and runtime. This movie is why.

You should just eat them all and eff off into the sea now 'Zilla this has gone on for almost 90 minutes now it's enough #Monsterdon

8.7

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“Fire at will” is not what I wanted to hear this week #Monsterdon

No way that many helicopters are going to fly that close without someone hitting someone else or someone shooting someone else. Call it just a feeling.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

Y'know, I'm kind of surprised the military script editors allowed this film to show them being this incompetent. #Monsterdon

found some sketches of animal from early production

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

HARDLY A SPLASH

9.9
9.8
9.9
9.6
7.0 FROM THE RUSSIAN JUDGE

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I went to movielens to re-rate Godzilla(1998) because my opinion of it has gone down.

Can't - already gave it 0.5 stars.

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Those choppers are way too close together
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@holly t-rex with regular-sized arms
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The monster isn't a threat. The military is just dumb. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

That is too many helicopters ​:godzilla:​
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MISSILE CLOSING
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION

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@randy_s being ... checks notes .. super? #monsterdon