#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

well that was a very nice dive - toes pointed and everything

Oh good, the Navy will handle Godzilla #Monsterdon

What was the helicopter budget for this movie? #Monsterdon

When voting for #Monsterdon, it is important to check both plot and runtime. This movie is why.

You should just eat them all and eff off into the sea now 'Zilla this has gone on for almost 90 minutes now it's enough #Monsterdon

8.7

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“Fire at will” is not what I wanted to hear this week #Monsterdon

No way that many helicopters are going to fly that close without someone hitting someone else or someone shooting someone else. Call it just a feeling.

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Y'know, I'm kind of surprised the military script editors allowed this film to show them being this incompetent. #Monsterdon

found some sketches of animal from early production

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HARDLY A SPLASH

9.9
9.8
9.9
9.6
7.0 FROM THE RUSSIAN JUDGE

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I went to movielens to re-rate Godzilla(1998) because my opinion of it has gone down.

Can't - already gave it 0.5 stars.

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Those choppers are way too close together
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@holly t-rex with regular-sized arms
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MISSILE CLOSING
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION

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That is too many helicopters ​:godzilla:​
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The monster isn't a threat. The military is just dumb. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

@randy_s being ... checks notes .. super? #monsterdon

Poochy ain't stupid #monsterdon

The Monster is on the screen and I’m so bored that I’m watching something else on another screen #Monsterdon

I bet Godzilla has some STIMNKY breath! :ms_sick: #Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Fish me once, shame on you. Fish me twice ... won't be fished again!

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Okay. I gotta say this.

If web search serves me right...

...iguanas are generally herbivores. They like fruit and flowers.

And I can bet you that a couple of tons of assorted fruit and flowers would be way cheaper and have less mercury.

#monsterdon I wonder what the masers are doing right now.

How do you know his name is Will?

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#monsterdon "Wait until he enters the park ... or makes a funny noise."

How can a Godzilla movie be this boring?

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At least we are watching GZ now..

Gojira...lantern jawed fertility goddess

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I think Godzilla is purring #Monsterdon

look parthenax, stop breathing on me

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Tonight's #Monsterdon chatter got me thinking of "Monarch: Legacy of Monsters".

Season 2 starts February 27.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarch%3A_Legacy_of_Monsters

it's not even godzilla it's just a weird t-rex

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See, that's a cute Godzilla! Shame he's in such a bad movie. #Monsterdon

It's like I get it, you want to make it look big, particularly since it's so small against the buildings, but

it's not working, it just feels fakey in the wrong ways

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I think this movie needed some Lance Henriksen.

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This movie would be great if “Mexican Radio” played in the background throughout.

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if fish trap is so good why is there no #Monsterdon

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Now it's looking more iguana. (I think some species of iguana burrow.)

Not sure how this isn't destabilizing the entire NYC CBD but okay.

@Ayyyydrew

Yes.

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"Section 5? But that reading can't be right. They'd be right on us if they were in section 5!"

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@amsomniac calling the projector a boring machine, is the dad joke, I wish I had come up with! #monsterdon

#monsterdon people who are keeping up with the comments, isn't it nuts that we're _already_ a little over halfway through this one? :not_sure_if_parrot:

Every time she calls him “Animal,” as if it’s a serious name, I lose just a little bit of respect for the film. Right now, we’re in the negative respects.

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So, Manhattan is more porous than a Minecraft planet. Gotcha.

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can't tell if NYC subway tunnels are fucking massive, godzilla is constantly changing size to fit, or it has some magic way to dig all this shit up without disturbing the streets above

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Can we just switch to Raiders of the Lost Ark now? Please...

Stock electrical sound effect.

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I think there are more shots of things shaking in this then there are shots of the actual creature. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

honestly it feels like they spend _too_ much time close to the zilla.

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I wish I could pet Godzilla's snoot. 💜 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

did the iguana get mutated or did it go through the Fly machine with a Windows 95 screensaver

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@Taweret This movie could use Trash. #Monsterdon

@moira @wohali

I preferred King Creole vs Mothra

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OH YEAH #monsterdon

Now imagine that, but with the Kool Aid man "OH YEAH"
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return of the living dead is one of my favorite movies of all time and it has hilarious comedy and genuine scares because it commits hard to what it is

it doesn't apologize

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So what happens to all the tunneling spoil when Godzilla digs through the earth? He's leaving giant holes, but no giant piles of spoil or tailings

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We'bev got moles!!! And they're really big!

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There's still an hour left in this. Have you no mercy, movie? It's time to show kaiju until the credit scroll. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

move over boring machine #Monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe Now that you mention it, this is the first time I've ever wanted some alcohol.
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Heeeeere's GOJI!! #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

uuh, yeah, I'm going to need a stronger drink to get through this movie 🍻 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I can't tell what's happening but it sure is obliquely menacing. #Monsterdon

@akamran With a store bought test? Ok.

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I feel like I have been severely misled as to the navigability of New York's sewers and/or subway system on foot, because of Hollywood.

The French are chewing gum to look like Americans and the American girl is wearing a beret?
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Thank god they made sure to have the characters explicitly state what they were doing every time they moved! >_> #Monsterdon

I think we could improve this movie with editing.
Editing Elvis Presley into the Giant Gila Monster and throwing this movie away.
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#monsterdon lol Jean Reno just told Matthew Broderick his name was Agent Philippe Roche (like, "rosh")

Good for you Jean Reno, this plot doesn't deserve the respect of keeping Roaché going

I love that the French dude's American accent is just an Elvis Presley impression. Lolololol #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Godzilla

I'm loving these french guys😂
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@Taweret I’m operating on the theory that Roland has never seen a Godzilla movie or heard a joke.

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fibsh #Monsterdon

thank you very much. 🕺

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Oh that was an Elvis impression, good. I thought he was having a stroke. #Monsterdon

Leon the Presleyfessional

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Le Roi

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#monsterdon There are rats, and ALLIGATORS. And if we're very lucky, Audrey will drown very soon…

dang i am craving another nazul camera now this movie is so long please give us another nazgul camera jean reno #Monsterdon

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Okay, I do not understand New York's layout and this is a problem because too many films are set in New York.

I know there are bridges to Manhattan which is an island, but uhhh... that's it.

Elvis Reno
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The french do love their fuckin' Elvis.

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Someone irradiate the rats. Giant NYC rats vs Godzilla? No contest!

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@CactuarJoe at least it ain't a Bruckheimer/Bay! I guess. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Animal is going after the lizard nest. This is a nature documentary.

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Godzilla really knows how to hide.

"Aren't they're rats down here?"

Nah, CHUDs ate 'em all. #Monsterdon

Subgenre of 'Movies where people have to break into New York'

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he is NOT ugly #Monsterdon

Gosh, this movie really drags huh?
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So uh I guess by the continued use of "he" to refer to the godzilla, they didn't ask them what their preferred pronouns are. #monsterdon

@paco @amyfou Lucy was right! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 Also, I love the gum-chewing American-impersonating French agents!

It's so the grenades don't blow out their eardrums? #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@Lazarou Not watching #Monsterdon, but I love the sentiment!

#monsterdon the Elvis impression was funny. Not a huge fan of this particular incarnation but I WILL give credit where it's due.

Juicy Fruit product placement: check #monsterdon

A frenchman would know way more, on average, about driving a manual transmission than an american would

So that joke was incredibly dumb.

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