How is Animal a better combatant than the French secret service? That feels racist. #Monsterdon

It's a shame that Arthur C Clark didn't live to see---

---wait, what?

2008!?

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@superviviansunshine totally read that as suing #Monsterdon

@steggy

The director.

Nuke *the director* from orbit.

#Monsterdon

I've never been to Madison Square Garden, except when playing The Division.

But it looks just like this.

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Mmm crunchy Frenchmen!! #Monsterdon

aw man, those poor French killers, they didn't stand a chance #Monsterdon

@Rozzychan LOL maybe that's it. But I haven't seen this film is a really long time. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

"Lock the doors now, we have to keep the contained inside" is what they said in theaters to make sure people actually stayed until the end of this movie.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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Movie Exec: Give me the tension from Jurassic Park kitchen velociraptor scene, but like times a hundred.

Producer: 100 velociraptors in an arena, got it boss!

thank you for interviewing with me today. now, would you rather fight one godzilla sized godzilla or one hundred velociraptor size godzillas? #Monsterdon

reno and broderick runn, meanwhile these guys doing the real work.

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Mmm French food. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Is this when they take off and nuke the site from orbit?

It's the only way to be sure....

#Monsterdon

how many more movies can we rip off? #monsterdon

44 more minutes?! I’m gonna need some more snacks. #Monsterdon #LetsAllGoToTheLobby

#monsterdon "Fuck you Jurassic Park! We can have a HUNDRED T-Rexes combined with velociraptors at once!!!!!" —this movie

DGSE lol

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Is Scientist going to rescue the Blonde from the Madison Square Garden lizards because I could not care...

#Monsterdon

“I think we should leave now” #Monsterdon

Let's get velociraptor'd #monsterdon

Yeah, these guys understood NOTHING about what made the raptors scary or interesting. #Monsterdon

How did he store so many eggs in his lean body. Why are the zillalings hatching after a few hours already. #monsterdon

@jivens the real question being which of the teams that play there are they bashing? (or just the Dolan family in general, I think they would have just bought the teams at this time?)?

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...they have eyes, but sure. (Once again, iguanas are herbivores, though herbivores can and *will* fuck you up for existing near them anyway so this isn't inaccurate.)

did she just beep at the baby zilla?
#monsterdon

Are you my breakfast?

#Monsterdon

oh because this was when Jurassic park was super popular so we have to have lil dinos too

like we had to have Simpsons actors because the Simpsons was popular

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"Don't you think we have enough already?" *checks time left* don't I wish #monsterdon

lemmie give you a HAND

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

@amyfou@lingo.lol A Minilla is for life, not just for Easter! Make sure you have at least a hundred acres for it to roam, and the food budget can't be understated.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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The army can't kill adults, so watch them kill all the babies.. UGH/

BABY ZILLAS! :blobaww: #Monsterdon

I'm amazed Spielberg didn't sue
#Monsterdon

Jim Henson's Godzilla Babies. #Monsterdon

Clever girl. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

clever girls

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I just wanna pet the little guy!
#Monsterdon

We’re watching Critters now? #Monsterdon

Somehow, this film is *still* less infuriating than the Godzilla: Planet of Monsters.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

yeah so turning on heat lamps in the hatchery may have been a miscalculation #monsterdon

Is this the part of the movie where all the eggs start hatching and the hatchlings start singing "I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE AND I'M BAAAAAAD"?

No?

Damn.

#monsterdon

Yesss! Imprint on me! I am the mommy of all the babyzillas! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

AWWWWW, BABY!!!!! 💜💜💜💜 :blobfoxaww:
#Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

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Someone also loved the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park. But also the T-Rex. And decided to do both at once.

There can't be any glass in that Canon he's wielding like it's weightless.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Godzilla Babies

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babies! #monsterdon

oh so NOW he has betamax

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The world's worst caviar.
#monsterdon

@Taweret THIS! 💯 HUNDO THIS! Or whatever the kids say these days.

#Monsterdon

These lizards have such fast metabolisms #Monsterdon

@blogdiva I was about to say "and yet they didn't make one" except... they did? And it was an MMO. What? I never heard about this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_Online

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ITS GODZOOKIE

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"Nick we have a problem" No, you have a LOT of problems.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

hatch time! 🎉 yaaay :blobfoxhappy:

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bb zillas i would like to hug and cuddle them!

That was a PSA for all you non-literates out there
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Awww, it's a little baby-zilla!
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Were we that beret crazy back then?

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baby godzilla is going to imprint on matthew broderick

#monsterdon

ma-ma! #monsterdon

Hello my honey
hello my baby
hello my ragtime gallll

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@kshernandez me either but I hope it leaves space for a sequel.

#Monsterdon

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"What are they doing?"

Dude. Have you not seen Alien? DON'T TOUCH THE GODDAMN EGG!!! Especially if it's making noises! Sheesh.

Godzilla sold out the Garden all by "him" self #Monsterdon

merde means shit, folks
if I recall my french correctly

#monsterdon

Someone should write a song about Godzilla. Oh wait.....

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...Oh this is about to get gooey, isn't it #Monsterdon

Next week at the Garden: Monsters of Rock!

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Well, we have full house on madson square garden tonight...
#monsterdon
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time for a zilla omelet #monsterdon

Did that egg just cat call Dr Worm #Monsterdon

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that picture's gonna be out of focus as well

@kshernandez epidural? #monsterdon

Hee hee the French guy said "Merde" #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Take an egg home. Keep it in your bathtub.

It'll be cute and fun.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Someone call Ellen Ripley
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we're about to get some knock-off jurassic park raptor shit aren't we

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count the eggs, worm boy #Monsterdon

Apart from Jean Reno, all these characters can die...

#Monsterdon

Looks like a full house at Madison Square Garden

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so many eggies :blobfoxnomegg:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

That's not a bomb, that's actually a portable coffee maker. #Monsterdon

are they in an underground football stadium or something?
#monsterdon

maybe matt can crawl inside one and become the fetus's protein. that would solve a lot of problems for this movie.

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How did that one animal lay all those eggs? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

EGGGGGGS! #Monsterdon

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Tonight, the Knicks play the Iguanas. A Simpson's character will host.

Those French guys could make such a great quiche with that much egg. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

EGGIES!!!!! :blobfoxaww: 💜💜💜💜 #Godzilla #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

bingo!

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@moira they haven't tried beep boop yet

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@Taweret The definition of soulless #Monsterdon

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⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

In tonight's feature, Godzilla is on screen for less that 11 minutes, or under 8% of the film's 2:18 run-time. This is low as compared to most Godzilla movies.

Other Godzillas frolic for 5-20 minutes, with 10-15 minutes being common in much shorter duration films.

(Sorry @Taweret )

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I guess the rats are still waiting for the dust to settle? I'm surprised they're not getting in on free sashimi while they can.

(Surprised they didn't try for the eggs, TBH. From what I've heard, New York rats are something else.)

Someone has clearly seen Aliens at least once.

The default setting for the lights in Madison Square Garden.... is spotlights?!

#monsterdon

Where's John Hurt when you need him? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Where's the blue mist? Strange eggs need blue mist.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Giant facehuggers

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