Honestly, we don't know why they're chasing the humans, maybe they just wanna play, like siblings! *Baby bites a guy practically in half* ....maybe not. π¬
"it's raining dinosaurs!"
"thanks, ollee."
Ok, who wants baby sitting duties? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
See now this is just Jurassic Park....
How is Animal a better combatant than the French secret service? That feels racist. #Monsterdon
@superviviansunshine totally read that as suing #Monsterdon
y'know you have THIS many monsters eating THIS many humans and I _still_ am not into it. how did they even _do_ that.
I've never been to Madison Square Garden, except when playing The Division.
But it looks just like this.
Mmm crunchy Frenchmen!! #Monsterdon
Baby Godzilla usually looks way less raptor-y than this, yes? #Monsterdon
aw man, those poor French killers, they didn't stand a chance #Monsterdon
"Lock the doors now, we have to keep the contained inside" is what they said in theaters to make sure people actually stayed until the end of this movie.
@Rozzychan LOL maybe that's it. But I haven't seen this film is a really long time. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦
Movie Exec: Give me the tension from Jurassic Park kitchen velociraptor scene, but like times a hundred.
Producer: 100 velociraptors in an arena, got it boss!
thank you for interviewing with me today. now, would you rather fight one godzilla sized godzilla or one hundred velociraptor size godzillas? #Monsterdon
Mmm French food. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
reno and broderick runn, meanwhile these guys doing the real work.
how many more movies can we rip off? #monsterdon
44 more minutes?! Iβm gonna need some more snacks. #Monsterdon #LetsAllGoToTheLobby
#monsterdon "Fuck you Jurassic Park! We can have a HUNDRED T-Rexes combined with velociraptors at once!!!!!" βthis movie
DGSE lol
Precocious little dickenses, ain't they?
Is Scientist going to rescue the Blonde from the Madison Square Garden lizards because I could not care...
βI think we should leave nowβ #Monsterdon
Let's get velociraptor'd #monsterdon
@ricci the same ones who really liked how much money jurassic park made
Yeah, these guys understood NOTHING about what made the raptors scary or interesting. #Monsterdon
no scantily clad lasses shooting t-shirts from air bazookas were hurt in the making of this⦠mess
How did he store so many eggs in his lean body. Why are the zillalings hatching after a few hours already. #monsterdon
@jivens the real question being which of the teams that play there are they bashing? (or just the Dolan family in general, I think they would have just bought the teams at this time?)?
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...they have eyes, but sure. (Once again, iguanas are herbivores, though herbivores can and *will* fuck you up for existing near them anyway so this isn't inaccurate.)
did she just beep at the baby zilla?
#monsterdon
are these literally spare Jurassic Park models
Are you my breakfast?
oh because this was when Jurassic park was super popular so we have to have lil dinos too
like we had to have Simpsons actors because the Simpsons was popular
lemmie give you a HAND
"Don't you think we have enough already?" *checks time left* don't I wish #monsterdon
@amyfou@lingo.lol A Minilla is for life, not just for Easter! Make sure you have at least a hundred acres for it to roam, and the food budget can't be understated.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
The army can't kill adults, so watch them kill all the babies.. UGH/
BABY ZILLAS! :blobaww: #Monsterdon
I'm amazed Spielberg didn't sue
#Monsterdon
Clever girl. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
Jim Henson's Godzilla Babies. #Monsterdon
clever girls
I just wanna pet the little guy!
#Monsterdon
Weβre watching Critters now? #Monsterdon
Somehow, this film is *still* less infuriating than the Godzilla: Planet of Monsters.
yeah so turning on heat lamps in the hatchery may have been a miscalculation #monsterdon
Is this the part of the movie where all the eggs start hatching and the hatchlings start singing "I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE AND I'M BAAAAAAD"?
No?
Damn.
Yesss! Imprint on me! I am the mommy of all the babyzillas! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
AWWWWW, BABY!!!!! ππππ :blobfoxaww:
#Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla
Someone also loved the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park. But also the T-Rex. And decided to do both at once.
There can't be any glass in that Canon he's wielding like it's weightless.
Godzilla Babies
babies! #monsterdon
oh so NOW he has betamax
The world's worst caviar.
#monsterdon
@Taweret THIS! π― HUNDO THIS! Or whatever the kids say these days.
These lizards have such fast metabolisms #Monsterdon
@blogdiva I was about to say "and yet they didn't make one" except... they did? And it was an MMO. What? I never heard about this.
ITS GODZOOKIE
You're gonna need a bigger frying pan
"Nick we have a problem" No, you have a LOT of problems.
#Monsterdon π¦ π π¦Ά π±
bb zillas i would like to hug and cuddle them!
hatch time! π yaaay :blobfoxhappy:
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That was a PSA for all you non-literates out there
#monsterdon
Awww, it's a little baby-zilla!
#Monsterdon
Were we that beret crazy back then?
baby godzilla is going to imprint on matthew broderick
ma-ma! #monsterdon
Hello my honey
hello my baby
hello my ragtime gallll
@kshernandez me either but I hope it leaves space for a sequel.
"What are they doing?"
Dude. Have you not seen Alien? DON'T TOUCH THE GODDAMN EGG!!! Especially if it's making noises! Sheesh.
Godzilla sold out the Garden all by "him" self #Monsterdon
Someone should write a song about Godzilla. Oh wait.....
merde means shit, folks
if I recall my french correctly
excuse me I've seen a baby godzilla and you sir are no baby godzilla
I swear 'Merde' is one of the first French words Anglophones learn.
...Oh this is about to get gooey, isn't it #Monsterdon
Next week at the Garden: Monsters of Rock!
Well, we have full house on madson square garden tonight...
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998
time for a zilla omelet #monsterdon
Did that egg just cat call Dr Worm #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π¦ π π¦Ά π±
that picture's gonna be out of focus as well
@kshernandez epidural? #monsterdon
Hee hee the French guy said "Merde" #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
Someone call Ellen Ripley
#Monsterdon
count the eggs, worm boy #Monsterdon
we're about to get some knock-off jurassic park raptor shit aren't we
Looks like a full house at Madison Square Garden
so many eggies :blobfoxnomegg:
That's not a bomb, that's actually a portable coffee maker. #Monsterdon
are they in an underground football stadium or something?
#monsterdon
maybe matt can crawl inside one and become the fetus's protein. that would solve a lot of problems for this movie.
How did that one animal lay all those eggs? #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla π¦π¦