who the hell are you 🥖

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Hey! The Gremlins 2 crossover is here. #Monsterdon

This is what happens when you feed the fuzzy Godzillas after midnight.

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okay, the elevator thing can stay. the rest of this movie shall be irradiated until purified.

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All these cheap gags and they couldn't even have "The Girl from Ipanema" on the elevator muzak. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Matthew pushing that big dino out with his skinny little legs lol.

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J'aurais dû prendre l'escalator.
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Wrong Floor

@pngwen No, not since he found out they're high in cholesterol.
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Those are some very patient velocira- I mean, baby zillas
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"Wrong floor" okay that was kind of a decent gag. But feels like a scene stolen from Gremlins
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mmm, popcorn #monsterdon

Matthew Broderick did not skip leg day, apparently

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"wrong floor"

oh my god 1998 you need to sit down

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ha ha "Wrong floor" what keen delivery #Monsterdon

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Okay, the gumballs making that area into the Olympic slalom walking course is funny though. I have no idea if actual reptiles have this traction problem.

(Casual elevator gag, and it was kind of funny I guess? Sometimes it lands.)

Hey, it's not girl from ipanema

surprised they didn't use that joke too

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looks like a fun party #Monsterdon

.......no.

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This is not Matthew Broderick’s genre #Monsterdon #miscast

@paco If they knew her father, they'd understand

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Going down?

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@surdfish He could make such a nice pair of boots out of every babyzilla. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@Binder He can pronounce some consonants? #JustGuessing #monsterdon

I went down to the kitchen to get a snack 15 minutes ago but it feels like I didn't really miss anything.

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@Binder They call him Dr. Worm, he’s not a real worm, but he is a real doctor

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Ridley Scott is calling his lawyers RIGHT NOW

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Spielberg has his dragons open a kitchen door with a doorknob, well MY dragons are gonna KICK DOWN a door at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

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As an introvert, I feel this scene.

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i hate this design _so much_

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God. Imagine if you gave this kind of budget and access to people with actual technical skill to someone who actually wanted to make an *interesting* movie as opposed to a profitable one. #Monsterdon

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In case of velociraptor, do NOT use elevator.

He didn't train for this, he only knows how to fight radioactive worms #Monsterdon

They had to hire Ray Harryhausen to fill in a few scenes...

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The lighting on the creatures doesn't match the live action scenes, there's suddenly not motion blur or interpolation, wtf

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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 ok the popcorn bit was kinda hilarious

"guys, we couldn't get jeff goldblum to be a sexy scientist again. is matthew broderick okay?"

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huh they even had a blockbuster

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don't hit your brother!!! #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

And now we have Jean-Godzilla looking for a snack!

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clever girl #Monsterdon

Boy they grow up fast, don't they

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And that was the end of the jean-* family line
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Jurassic Square Garden.

[baseball themed music plays]

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yeah, pretty sure Frenchman #3 was jean luc.

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That was a Velociraptor leap if I ever saw one.

#Monsterdon if I perforate this door with bullets, that'll make it stronger!

Them lil 'zillas sure do seem to be having fun on their lil murder spree #Monsterdon

Raptor leap, check! #Monsterdon

Even the soundtrack sounds like Jurassic Park ripoff. #monsterdon

Terrible trigger discipline, excellent device for increasing tension.

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gumball!

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@Taweret Always the case #Monsterdon

his twin brother
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Why did the CGI suddenly get so bad?

Third team?

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How do you say "Game Over Man" in French? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

@moira The 90s-PG-jokeyness pulls it down a bit. #monsterdon

@xerozohar Raptor shadows, check! #Monsterdon

Pay phones - I remember those!

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#Monsterdon... Why can't the baby Gojiras just win already?

Who put this spotlight here?

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oh, pay phones, good ol times
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Crawling in the vents to avoid raptors: check #monsterdon

She wore a blackberry beret, the kind you see in a second rate film

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Omg a payphone.
For younger viewers, payphones were coin-operated phones that people used to sell drugs
They also double as urinals in a pinch
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Now that's just Aliens....

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"Think we can rip off Aliens a bit more" Sure thing. Boost me up. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Thank you for calling #HelpZilla. To better serve you, please select the reason for your call. Listen carefully because our menu has changed. #Monsterdon

jean phillipe and jean pierre. okay.

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you see kids, back in the day there were these things called pay phones #monsterdon

See, kids, that's what we used to call a pay phone. It's a special kind of land line that injects syphilis straight into your ear. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@Louisa look we all made mistakes when we were young

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I'M NOT SURE ABOUT DIALTONE SERVICE, BUELLER

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Okay, that is accurate that he couldn't remember the whole phone number in one go though.

Last stand alert!

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oh no! Not Jean-Phillippe and Jean-Pierre!

Jean Phillipe and Jean Pierre :(

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Too many Jeans
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Oh it's time for the funny pay phone scene #Monsterdon

@bk1e Right? #Monsterdon

kids these days always on their phones #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this movie really underscores how terrible it is that contrasting lip liner and lipstick has made a comeback

oh shit a cell phone
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555-7600, it's dial an air strike; everyone knows that one, Dr Worm #Monsterdon

oh no.

I just realized this is like if you had a LLM to make a movie that referenced all these movies...

well, okay, better than that in execution

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Pay phones! How quaint! #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

call godzilla now: 555-7600. operators are standing by

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oooh, DHS throwing their weight around
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Got that number everyone? Might come in handy.

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No area code?

Jean Reno should've been the star tbh

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@RobynGoodfellow The French Chef, staring Fakezilla.

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You know, in 1998, I thought that it would have been so absurd that people evacuated for their safety would be yelling at the mayor to be let back in to the death zone. But. Now I know how realistic that actually was. #Monsterdon

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Clever, uh, baby? I don't want to gender them.

(Again, reminder, herbivores won't eat you, but that doesn't mean that they won't bite, kick, etc you for existing too close to them when they were feeling a tiny bit overstimmed or upset.

In terms of causing injuries and fatalities to humans, I'm pretty sure cattle, sheep and horses rank way higher than most carnivores.)

OFC this being in the US, nobody has some like, apple slices or something to placate the babies with.

Remember the late 90s when everyone was wearing berets?

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@Lazarou Jurassic Central Park.
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hongry mini zillas
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keep them contained? Did you saw the size of the hole on the ground?
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And interrupt the tension with a lockerroom joke
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they don't mean *those* kinda refugees

Having determined that their presence brings ill tidings and bad vibes, the baby Godzillas decide they would like to eat the journalists and the french dudes trying to explode them, so the puny mammals run away.

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