Oh I remember this level in Burnout #Monsterdon

The romantic music is like the Carrie end graveyard scene

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Blockbuster video spotted!
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Lol slapstick!

@Taweret disrespectful :/ #Monsterdon

Poor Daddy Godzilla, his babies are all dead. :blobfoxcry2: 💔💔💔💔 #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

y'know

i can come up with a credible way to edit the star wars christmas special into coherence but so far, on this one?

i got nothin'

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False endings. A crime against humanity.

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Please, movie. My children are starving.

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he looks angry??? dude I'M angry, why is this movie still going???

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so what do you think new york's repair is going to cost? like at least $20, right? more? :dragngrimace:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

I wish I was in
Tijuana
Eating barbequed Iguana

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Still calling Godjira He, even after he had babies. Now that's the kind of Allyship I like to see! #monsterdon

Wait did this movie release in 3D? That would explain some of these shitty shot choices.

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Dammit, I thought it was over! Please?

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okay THAT fake out ending is probably the biggest fuck you a movie has ever given us

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"He looks angry."

Uh yeah, you killed all his kids.

#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

Where's that atomic breath from earlier? Come on Godzilla finish them off
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Not Woodstock 2. '99.

Godzilla '98 = Woodstock '99

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_'99

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The problem is this is like a Godzilla movie with the bazinga guy as the lead :/ #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Independence Day was kind of that.

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"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
— the audience

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#monsterdon wow, they made it out. They kissed! The logical end of the movie. Surely there can't be 25 more minutes to go, that would be impossible

#Godzilla1998 - The Early Years #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon where's our proper matchmoving? What's with this crappy CGI fire? Gojira, good to see you're not dead...

what a lame romantic moment
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"I could use a coffee."

Me too, Reno. Me too. With a lot of additional booze. #monsterdon

oh shit it's Gorgo's mom

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Oh, is actual Godzilla in this movie? I forgot. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

THAT'S CHEATING!

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Yessssss! #Monsterdon

OK, know Momzilla dies of grief, quietly and with a minimum of fuss, right?

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Oh the old shoot the chandeliers trope

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And they fucked off into an eventual divorce...

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“You thought this moving was ending, BUT NO!!!!!” #Monsterdon

He could use a coffee? I could've used an ending

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I could use a coffee.. Hmmm.. I could use a Scotch.

watch it's a giant godzilla made of the smaller godzillas #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

Jean Reno is so relatable in that his only need is for additional coffee. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter 25. more. minutes. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

NO

STOP

NO ROMANCE SCENE

NOT ALLOWED

FUCK OFF

YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THAT

#Monsterdon

The rest is just 30 minutes os Sprint ads

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This movie is like if Wish made a Godzilla movie.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

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ick nope

Jean Reno kicks ass he was so underutilised in this movie it's criminal #Monsterdon

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! #Monsterdon

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe Plus the post-credits second nest scene for franchise potential, of course!

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the fucking panther noise to accompany the explosion 💀😭

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They sure do know how to blow up models of landmark buildings. I'll give them that. Not really a thing you can make a 2+ hour movie out of though. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

What the fuck did they hit the MSG with that blew up the entire building but can fit in a air-carried missile?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Fox News was right New York looks like a apocalyptic hellhole since Mamdani took over

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@Taweret

It’s bad but entertaining like all his movies.

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We’re done now, right? Right??

Right????

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Send your Mavericks. Now send your Robot Masters #Monsterdon #Megaman

none of these characters are cool guys apparently #monsterdon

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And there goes everyone's hearing.

How are they not having to yell?

(Of course Reno wants a coffee.)

...so one of the babies clearly went to tell Mom...

[holds up a sign reading 6]

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Xenomorph scream audio clip: check #monsterdon

Godzillas to the left us. Godzillas to the right. Here I am...

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They really thought people were gonna sit through two and almost a half hours of this movie, huh #Monsterdon

I'll bar these doors! It's a good thing there's not two other identical sets of doors right next to these that they could conceivably get out of. #monsterdon

@Taweret this movie was measured by weight, not volume.

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remember when we did Stepford wives and it was a slow burn with not much special effects but it was so good

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#monsterdon 26 more minutes?

This should be the end.

hey we hit the building!

just like every OTHER time but this time it was on purpose!

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The army continues to blow up NYC.

This plan is stupid, Jean Reno's character that I never bothered learning the name of. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Product placement for Josta? Wow that is a super dated reference! (The product was pulled in 1999.)

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the destruction of new york, brought to you by swatch®™℠

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It's only a model.

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Why do I get the feeling that Roland Emmerich has spent a fair bit of time being bored in large spaces #Monsterdon

@paco Premier Sang!

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It's official: this is the Woodstock 2 of monster movies

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US military dropping LGB bombs.

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I wonder if harpoons was the right choice for this attack.
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Ah, yes. Everyone knows that dinosaurs are afraid of chandeliers #Monsterdon

@arrjay comcast! --dad #crickets #monsterdon

So is this Plants vs Zombies rules or

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selecting lgb

um, sis, you're missing a letter

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Stealing music cues from Raiders now, I see

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i want to root for the temu grade godzillaraptors, but they're making it kind of difficult by sucking so bad

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@cinebox That would have been a great scene if the small zillas hadn't been shown as scary already

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This scene is very Gremlins 2. Time to get the electricity gremlin off hold. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Weird French guy and his forward cap

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A great ending would be if shitbird Audrey were to die, but Matthew lives, and in the light of a victorious sunrise he meets a new woman who is a relationship advice columnist and they fall in love and get married and live happily ever after the end.

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Blockbuster, Josta… anyone else feel like they need to frost their tips and pop their collar? #Monsterdon

“He’s from France” #Monsterdon [this week a savior, last week an excuse] #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gumballs! That would have really changed the tone of Jurassic Park.

oh great, now it's LGB destroyed the Garden

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AND NOW THE MUSICAL NUMBER!
#Monsterdon #Gino

@Taweret About 9 minutes credits actually. So only 18 minutes to go \o/ #monsterdon

No, Matthew, you have to act *scared.* You're scared. Right now. Because the baby godzillas-- no, they're *chasing you.* Right now.

#monsterdon

hey, it's cool, they're all just waiting for the Spice Girls show to start

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Oh blockbuster, it was fun!
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CGI's C-team forgot to have shadows or even ambient occlusion on the floor around the fucking monsters in the live action scenes.

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i keep getting distracted by other things. how are they still running away from velociraptorzillas?

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#Monsterdon this just a fan homage movie, now we have Home Alone style house holdbooby household booby traps.

Ow, I rolled my ankle!

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sLaPsTiCk-zilla

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the brands are gonna protect them from the godzillas #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

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The old gumball slipperroo ploy!