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"He looks angry." Do you really think misgendering is a good idea right now?
Okay, the foot thing though. AFAIK, that was one of the forced-perspective bigature models, that was then digitally adjusted to line up with the FX cues and actors.
I feel like the head may have been too.
@CactuarJoe It's a godzilla movie with the godzilla stripped out. #monsterdon
Oh I remember this level in Burnout #Monsterdon
The romantic music is like the Carrie end graveyard scene
Blockbuster video spotted!
#Monsterdon
Lol slapstick!
@Taweret disrespectful :/ #Monsterdon
Poor Daddy Godzilla, his babies are all dead. :blobfoxcry2: 💔💔💔💔 #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla
y'know
i can come up with a credible way to edit the star wars christmas special into coherence but so far, on this one?
i got nothin'
False endings. A crime against humanity.
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Please, movie. My children are starving.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
he looks angry??? dude I'M angry, why is this movie still going???
so what do you think new york's repair is going to cost? like at least $20, right? more? :dragngrimace:
I wish I was in
Tijuana
Eating barbequed Iguana
Still calling Godjira He, even after he had babies. Now that's the kind of Allyship I like to see! #monsterdon
Dammit, I thought it was over! Please?
Wait did this movie release in 3D? That would explain some of these shitty shot choices.
okay THAT fake out ending is probably the biggest fuck you a movie has ever given us
Where's that atomic breath from earlier? Come on Godzilla finish them off
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
@RobynGoodfellow Independence Day was kind of that.
The problem is this is like a Godzilla movie with the bazinga guy as the lead :/ #Monsterdon
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
— the audience
#monsterdon wow, they made it out. They kissed! The logical end of the movie. Surely there can't be 25 more minutes to go, that would be impossible
#Godzilla1998 - The Early Years #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon where's our proper matchmoving? What's with this crappy CGI fire? Gojira, good to see you're not dead...
what a lame romantic moment
#monsterdon #godzilla1998
"I could use a coffee."
Me too, Reno. Me too. With a lot of additional booze. #monsterdon
oh shit it's Gorgo's mom
Oh, is actual Godzilla in this movie? I forgot. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
THAT'S CHEATING!
Yessssss! #Monsterdon
OK, know Momzilla dies of grief, quietly and with a minimum of fuss, right?
Oh the old shoot the chandeliers trope
And they fucked off into an eventual divorce...
“You thought this moving was ending, BUT NO!!!!!” #Monsterdon
He could use a coffee? I could've used an ending
I could use a coffee.. Hmmm.. I could use a Scotch.
watch it's a giant godzilla made of the smaller godzillas #godzilla1998 #monsterdon
Jean Reno is so relatable in that his only need is for additional coffee. #Monsterdon
@Violinknitter 25. more. minutes. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
The rest is just 30 minutes os Sprint ads
This movie is like if Wish made a Godzilla movie.
#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱
ick nope
Jean Reno kicks ass he was so underutilised in this movie it's criminal #Monsterdon
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! #Monsterdon
@apLundell@timeloop.cafe Plus the post-credits second nest scene for franchise potential, of course!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
the fucking panther noise to accompany the explosion 💀😭
They sure do know how to blow up models of landmark buildings. I'll give them that. Not really a thing you can make a 2+ hour movie out of though. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO
What the fuck did they hit the MSG with that blew up the entire building but can fit in a air-carried missile?
Fox News was right New York looks like a apocalyptic hellhole since Mamdani took over
Send your Mavericks. Now send your Robot Masters #Monsterdon #Megaman
none of these characters are cool guys apparently #monsterdon
And there goes everyone's hearing.
How are they not having to yell?
(Of course Reno wants a coffee.)
...so one of the babies clearly went to tell Mom...
[holds up a sign reading 6]
Xenomorph scream audio clip: check #monsterdon
Godzillas to the left us. Godzillas to the right. Here I am...
They really thought people were gonna sit through two and almost a half hours of this movie, huh #Monsterdon
I'll bar these doors! It's a good thing there's not two other identical sets of doors right next to these that they could conceivably get out of. #monsterdon
@Taweret this movie was measured by weight, not volume.
remember when we did Stepford wives and it was a slow burn with not much special effects but it was so good
#monsterdon 26 more minutes?
This should be the end.
hey we hit the building!
just like every OTHER time but this time it was on purpose!
The army continues to blow up NYC.
This plan is stupid, Jean Reno's character that I never bothered learning the name of. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Product placement for Josta? Wow that is a super dated reference! (The product was pulled in 1999.)
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
the destruction of new york, brought to you by swatch®™℠
It's only a model.
Why do I get the feeling that Roland Emmerich has spent a fair bit of time being bored in large spaces #Monsterdon
@paco Premier Sang!
It's official: this is the Woodstock 2 of monster movies
US military dropping LGB bombs.
I wonder if harpoons was the right choice for this attack.
#monsterdon #godzilla1998
Ah, yes. Everyone knows that dinosaurs are afraid of chandeliers #Monsterdon
@arrjay comcast! --dad #crickets #monsterdon
So is this Plants vs Zombies rules or
Stealing music cues from Raiders now, I see
i want to root for the temu grade godzillaraptors, but they're making it kind of difficult by sucking so bad
@cinebox That would have been a great scene if the small zillas hadn't been shown as scary already
This scene is very Gremlins 2. Time to get the electricity gremlin off hold. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Weird French guy and his forward cap
A great ending would be if shitbird Audrey were to die, but Matthew lives, and in the light of a victorious sunrise he meets a new woman who is a relationship advice columnist and they fall in love and get married and live happily ever after the end.
Blockbuster, Josta… anyone else feel like they need to frost their tips and pop their collar? #Monsterdon
“He’s from France” #Monsterdon [this week a savior, last week an excuse] #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Gumballs! That would have really changed the tone of Jurassic Park.
oh great, now it's LGB destroyed the Garden
AND NOW THE MUSICAL NUMBER!
#Monsterdon #Gino
@Taweret About 9 minutes credits actually. So only 18 minutes to go \o/ #monsterdon
No, Matthew, you have to act *scared.* You're scared. Right now. Because the baby godzillas-- no, they're *chasing you.* Right now.
hey, it's cool, they're all just waiting for the Spice Girls show to start
Oh blockbuster, it was fun!
#monsterdon #Godzilla1998
CGI's C-team forgot to have shadows or even ambient occlusion on the floor around the fucking monsters in the live action scenes.
i keep getting distracted by other things. how are they still running away from velociraptorzillas?
#Monsterdon this just a fan homage movie, now we have Home Alone style house holdbooby household booby traps.
Ow, I rolled my ankle!
sLaPsTiCk-zilla