So far the Godzillas have done nothing wrong.

#monsterdon

oh shit it's Gorgo's mom

#monsterdon

Oh, is actual Godzilla in this movie? I forgot. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

THAT'S CHEATING!

#monsterdon

Yessssss! #Monsterdon

OK, know Momzilla dies of grief, quietly and with a minimum of fuss, right?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Are there like 20 minutes of credits....or....

oh for fucks sake..

#Monsterdon

Oh the old shoot the chandeliers trope

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

And they fucked off into an eventual divorce...

#Monsterdon

“You thought this moving was ending, BUT NO!!!!!” #Monsterdon

He could use a coffee? I could've used an ending

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, I almost forgot. This is a movie about getting a decent cup of coffee. This really is Monsterdon.
#Monsterdon #Gino

#monsterdon

I could use a coffee.. Hmmm.. I could use a Scotch.

watch it's a giant godzilla made of the smaller godzillas #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

Jean Reno is so relatable in that his only need is for additional coffee. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter 25. more. minutes. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

NO

STOP

NO ROMANCE SCENE

NOT ALLOWED

FUCK OFF

YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THAT

#Monsterdon

The rest is just 30 minutes os Sprint ads

#monsterdon

This movie is like if Wish made a Godzilla movie.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

ick nope

Jean Reno kicks ass he was so underutilised in this movie it's criminal #Monsterdon

zilla meat all over new yourk and everyone ate bbq and partied

#monsterdon

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! #Monsterdon

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe Plus the post-credits second nest scene for franchise potential, of course!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

the fucking panther noise to accompany the explosion 💀😭

#Monsterdon

They sure do know how to blow up models of landmark buildings. I'll give them that. Not really a thing you can make a 2+ hour movie out of though. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

What the fuck did they hit the MSG with that blew up the entire building but can fit in a air-carried missile?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Fox News was right New York looks like a apocalyptic hellhole since Mamdani took over

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

@Taweret

It’s bad but entertaining like all his movies.

#Monsterdon

We’re done now, right? Right??

Right????

#Monsterdon

Why is it called a Square Garden when the building is clearly ROUND?!

AMERICAN LIES!!!

#Monsterdon

"selecting LGB" fuck they made the missiles TERFS.

#monsterdon

none of these characters are cool guys apparently #monsterdon

Send your Mavericks. Now send your Robot Masters #Monsterdon #Megaman

#monsterdon

And there goes everyone's hearing.

How are they not having to yell?

(Of course Reno wants a coffee.)

...so one of the babies clearly went to tell Mom...

Xenomorph scream audio clip: check #monsterdon

[holds up a sign reading 6]

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Godzillas to the left us. Godzillas to the right. Here I am...

#Monsterdon

They really thought people were gonna sit through two and almost a half hours of this movie, huh #Monsterdon

I'll bar these doors! It's a good thing there's not two other identical sets of doors right next to these that they could conceivably get out of. #monsterdon

@Taweret this movie was measured by weight, not volume.

#monsterdon

remember when we did Stepford wives and it was a slow burn with not much special effects but it was so good

#monsterdon

hey we hit the building!

just like every OTHER time but this time it was on purpose!

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon 26 more minutes?

This should be the end.

#monsterdon

The army continues to blow up NYC.

This plan is stupid, Jean Reno's character that I never bothered learning the name of. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Product placement for Josta? Wow that is a super dated reference! (The product was pulled in 1999.)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

the destruction of new york, brought to you by swatch®™℠

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

It's only a model.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Why do I get the feeling that Roland Emmerich has spent a fair bit of time being bored in large spaces #Monsterdon

@paco Premier Sang!

#Monsterdon

It's official: this is the Woodstock 2 of monster movies

#Monsterdon

US military dropping LGB bombs.

#Monsterdon

I wonder if harpoons was the right choice for this attack.
#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Ah, yes. Everyone knows that dinosaurs are afraid of chandeliers #Monsterdon

@arrjay comcast! --dad #crickets #monsterdon

So is this Plants vs Zombies rules or

#Monsterdon

selecting lgb

um, sis, you're missing a letter

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Stealing music cues from Raiders now, I see

#monsterdon

i want to root for the temu grade godzillaraptors, but they're making it kind of difficult by sucking so bad

#monsterdon

@cinebox That would have been a great scene if the small zillas hadn't been shown as scary already

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

lol, the dinosaurs have formed a committee....

#Monsterdon

This scene is very Gremlins 2. Time to get the electricity gremlin off hold. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Weird French guy and his forward cap

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

A great ending would be if shitbird Audrey were to die, but Matthew lives, and in the light of a victorious sunrise he meets a new woman who is a relationship advice columnist and they fall in love and get married and live happily ever after the end.

#Monsterdon

Blockbuster, Josta… anyone else feel like they need to frost their tips and pop their collar? #Monsterdon

“He’s from France” #Monsterdon [this week a savior, last week an excuse] #Monsterdon

oh great, now it's LGB destroyed the Garden

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon Gumballs! That would have really changed the tone of Jurassic Park.

AND NOW THE MUSICAL NUMBER!
#Monsterdon #Gino

@Taweret About 9 minutes credits actually. So only 18 minutes to go \o/ #monsterdon

No, Matthew, you have to act *scared.* You're scared. Right now. Because the baby godzillas-- no, they're *chasing you.* Right now.

#monsterdon

hey, it's cool, they're all just waiting for the Spice Girls show to start

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Oh blockbuster, it was fun!
#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

CGI's C-team forgot to have shadows or even ambient occlusion on the floor around the fucking monsters in the live action scenes.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon Square Garden

i keep getting distracted by other things. how are they still running away from velociraptorzillas?

#monsterdon

SPHERES!

Dinosaurs hate Spheres

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this just a fan homage movie, now we have Home Alone style house holdbooby household booby traps.

Ow, I rolled my ankle!

#monsterdon

sLaPsTiCk-zilla

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

the brands are gonna protect them from the godzillas #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

The old gumball slipperroo ploy!

ahahaha a gumball slapstick gag w/ CGI bebezillas, hilarious #Monsterdon

There is so much "that's not how ___ works" in this movie it's kinda impressive.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

He said his name is Rambeux!
#monsterdon

eggs: hatched
fish: eaten
girls: clever

serving 💅

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange Masterful use of the <blink> element

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Godzillas famously hate balls #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"They've eaten all the fish." They should either be in naptime or zoomies mode, and it looks like they're having some serious zoomies.

(Seriously, the tripping and falling is funny though. I am also entertained by cats losing traction on timber floors.)

This is Jurassic Park raptors + Doctor Who amount of running down hallways

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They made a huge really complicated loop.

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe wut 😧 #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Baby Godzillas defeated by gumballs?

#monsterdon

<blink>GET OUT!!!</blink>

ahhhhh two hours in???

#Monsterdon

I miss Josta

#Monsterdon

something about these cg raptors really not doin it for me

#monsterdon

"where did you find this guy?"
"He's a professi-" *is shot again* #monsterdon

"he's from france."

oh. i guess that explains everything then???

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

Blockbuster ad on the wall!