So much rain. Why is there so much rain? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

And Godzilla takes one last look at Dr. Worm, the one all female creatures want. #Monsterdon

Isn't half of the movie still left?

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i think broderick should play the mothra twins in the next remake.

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'twas stupidity that killed the beast

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Jesus H. Gojira, who was missled for our sins.

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This film is really a tragedy because the real hero (Godzilla) dies.

Ah, the one tire rolling away. How cliche.

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⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

This film is dedicated to Tomoyuki Tanaka, producer of all prior Godzilla films and masterpieces from Akira Kurosawa, Mikio Naruse, and Kon Ichikawa.

He died about a month before production began on this movie.

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That cab is curiously resilient in comparison to... every car I have ever driven. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Day 34, we're still in the cab chase scene.

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once again i ask you

why is any of this

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

If Godzilla not friend, why friend shaped?

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There's no 90's-era Chevy Caprice in the world that can take that kind of abuse. A light sneeze can make them fart and die.

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They're hurting him!
#monsterdon

wonder how many times they've "LOCKED-ON" in this movie
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Godzilla in a one monster show of Gulliver's Travels on the Brooklyn suspension Bridge. #Monsterdon

I always keep my radio tuned to O'Neill

#Monsterdon

Retitling this movie “The Desolation of Jurassic Predator” and rereleasing.

I could totally run a studio.

#Monsterdon

This general really hates Will

#Monsterdon

LOCK-ON
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@amyfou And they escaped its jaws by giving it a toof ache!
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@CactuarJoe just like the Elvis movie explanation #monsterdon

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"stallion"????

"We're in his mouth!!" I wonder how many vore enthusiasts were awakened to their fetish during/ because of this movie? :blobfoxthonking: #Godzilla #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

go-"any wall can be a path forward"-jira

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why do they keep calling Godzilla "Will" ?!

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Pretty amazing how much damage the Brooklyn Bridge can take.

And now the Fantastic Voyage portion of the film as they travel through godzilla in their cab.

#Monsterdon

Look, I know it's sturdy, but the brooklyn bridge's suspension spans should've collapsed INSTANTLY

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Speed! That was Speed! With the bus jumping the thing! Stretch? Maybe. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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Wasn't The Lost World released after this?

Ohhhhh, that shot on the bridge is r o u g h. Even by 1998 standards.

American Shinji GET IN THE ZILLA MOUTH

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

I'm sorry, you just dazed a mutated radioactive lizard using .. electricity? Siiiiiigh

#Monsterdon

if my high beams made cool CLONK noises like that I might use them more often.

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and they get swallowed by godzilla the end, thanks everyone let's go home now

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man, this movie has the chance to do something so amazing right now, and yet i know it just won't. sad.

#monsterdon

I miss movies where I can leave to go to the bathroom and the movie's just over already.

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This is the Godzilla that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends.

#Monsterdon started watching it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue watching it
Forever just because

monster chomp whatever

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om nom nom #Monsterdon

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look, you don't have to say 'we're in his mouth' it's very clear that's where you are

if this was a modern movie, the LED high beams would have permanently blinded godzilla, if not causing him to burst into a fireball
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Yesssss eat them Godzilla. End this for us all. #Monsterdon

that's one durable cab, not at all a rebuilt piece of shit glued together with duct tape
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The fire breath looks a lot like a propane flamer. Not very nuclear at all. Just leave out one of the keystones of the character, why don't you? #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

think nick THINK what would a WORM DO

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@hollie We are ‘zilla #Monsterdon

@Taweret I could use a Godzilla movie where Zilla is a dude in a rubber suit and is a Friend of the Children and there are Smol.Ladies and MASERS #Monsterdon

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so they got past godzilla by making him squint?

does this thing have high beams?

no, but i will in a sec :ms_weed_think:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

"But French cars have different high-beams! I can't find them!"

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why would the headlights even work after all you've put this fucking GM piece of shit through?

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#monsterdon should have used a Shinden on that kaiju

The problem with portraying Godzilla as a massive animal.instead of a terrifying force of nature is that I'm kinda cheering for the lizard.

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did the dumbest US soldier just use his brain? is he dumb at military stuff because he's actually supposed to be the world's best cab driver?

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#monsterdon No way those prius cabs would have held up to this.

Hey, it just occurred to me. There’s been no fire-breathing. What the hell sort of Godzilla doesn’t breathe fire? #Monsterdon

You didn't NEED to show us the dude figuring out they can contact the taxi, you could have just stuck ONE LINE in there like "We've got his radio frequency!" and have been DONE #Monsterdon

those taxis are made to last!
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BORN PREGNANT #Monsterdon

i vote that we all speed it up to 2x, mute it, and play Yakety Sax from here on out #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

lol godzilla making elephant noises
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This bit about mapping a license plate to a frequency probably looked really slick in the first draft of this story. #Monsterdon

an actual smart soldier
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@strangefour ok but why is Gary Busey wearing the Godzilla outfit?

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe I think we've got one queued up on https://miru.miyaku.media/

@miru@social.miyaku.media #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

more flammable godzilla breath, the weakest of concessions to the original's atomic breath

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My favorite part of bad movies are the excessive runtimes and jaguar.wav

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#Monsterdon Pretty sure they shot these to make an animatronic rides at the theme park, there is no other reason for this nonsense! Fire breathing right on cue. This is a ride.

@Taweret what about Gamera: GOTU (1997)?

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at least I'm not in the theatre where by now I would have the worst headache

i bet if we rewatch Avatar it would be this big of a disappointment

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe ​:godzilla:​ #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

'zillas grow so fast they must metabolize air, and be in constant agony

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And the monster fucked off into 25 more minutes.

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No, the military would have definitely driven the right through that taxi. You don't play chicken with some idiot in a Humvee
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Why does this Godzilla have such hideously long and beefy arms? It's unnatural!

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This bit about arguing which streets to take would’ve been much funnier about 90 minutes earlier in the movie

Not truly funny, but funnier than it is #Monsterdon

I'm rooting for you, Godzilla

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⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

More than 1,000 "soft architectural pieces" made up the falling debris you see.

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TURN AROUND THE CAB'S TURNING RADIUS IS TIGHTER THAN GODZILLAS

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New York geography references that I do not understand.

That was some *rough* CGI.

I like how Hank Azaria's New York accent kinda comes and goes here.....

#Monsterdon

Legitimately shocked they didn't rip off the "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" gag. #Monsterdon

FIRE ZE MISSILE

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So much product placement.
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Any self respecting Kaiju movie would've abruptly ended with the Big Boom WTF movie WTF are you DOING??? #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne I'll just note that the list does *not* apparently include a requirement that he can't be a girl.

And yet.

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I guess this movie was released a few months before Swatch Internet Time.

#Monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Oh, right, New Yorkers have opinions about routes. #Monsterdon

just look it up on godzilla maps y'all smh

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

@brennen his mom told him to use his words! #monsterdon

i-- i don't think that's-- you know what, nevermind.

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"I'M NINETY FEET TALL AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DRIVE AWAY FROM ME??? I'M A LIZARD AND I'M SMARTER THAN YOU." #Monsterdon

OH SHUT UP BLUE RAJA

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#Godzilla's pissed cuz all the Godzuki's were callously murdered!

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@plaidtron3000 also JUST that building, precision payload calculation there #monsterdon

Sick ramp of Godzilla's big toe!
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THAT CAB CAN NO LONGER DRIVE, YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED ITS FRONT SUSPENSION FOLDING UP AND THE FRAME CORKSCREWING LIKE 45 DEGREES

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