This film is too good for the likes of us
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@strangefour@retro.pizza Because annelid experts are also reptile experts!
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Dr Topless, the worm guy #Monsterdon
It took a French guy speaking English, a language he didn't know, to get him to answer.
Title drop? By way of mistranslation by a Frenchman.
#Monsterdon #Gino
@saucerlost HOW DID YOU KNOW #monsterdon
#monsterdon There we go! We have TITULAR.
wow this white guy's japanese is kinda rough
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What sort of helicopter was that? I don't think it was a CH-47 and definitely wasn't an Mi-8
Hey! Did you guys like that mispronouncing the Greek last name joke?
I hope you did!
Ummm. Russians working for who now?
this was definitely made when the X-Files was cool huh
preettttty sure I had zero fucking idea what Chernobyl was as a kid when I saw this 🥴
Oh god, he's got an Unrequited Relationship -_-;
The Formula -_-; #Monsterdon
FLYING BANANA #monsterdon
I need worms for my garden....
I miss the Japanese actors already
Ferris Bueller is not having a good day off.
oh look it's the Asian Guys in every movie between like 1988 and 2018
Why is the egg oval-shaped if Godzilla is supposed to be a marine iguana in this movie? Lizard eggs are round. Only bird and dinosaur eggs are oval-shaped 😤 #Monsterdon
just cheerily drivin' to the nuclear test site
Submarine radar sound was the original ASMR
@SRLevine I'm pretty sure "Arrrghhhh!" doesn't need translation.
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lol, what did that one guy do to Godzilla?!
Matthew Broderick how did you let them make you sing "singing in the rain" in the rain
Godzilla HATES sumo
@bunnyhero @MatthewTitus88 don't forget the GODZILLA VANILLA™️ Ice Scream! :blobtonguewink: #Monsterdon
@Lazarou As opposed to Godzilla Dril, who would face Godzilla and walk backwards into Hell. #Monsterdon
If all of the Japanese films I've seen have taught me anything, the pixelated thing approaching theme is a giant penis. #monsterdon
loose knives? on _my_ good ship?!
Who said Chef wasn't the most dangerous position for a ship's crew?
#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱
I too would enjoy some ramen.
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
A big Stompy Welcome new Monsterdon participants and lurkers!
There is a bingo card available!
@cd0 Stage name. 😃
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Now I want noodles...
Maybe a better title for the movie should be Igunanadon's Revenge?
#Monsterdon #Gino
I’m being watched by Dogzilla and she wants my cheese.
Weird, Tubi gave me “content unavailable” for Godzilla…
Oh, right. Emmerich.
As we all know, his last serious film was Stargate four years earlier.
ID4 leaned heavily into bombast, but was a directorial achievement (if utterly corny).
And his next film?
Yeah.
Strap in!
@kcarr2015 I think they died :( #MOnsterdon
meanwhile in "we can't afford the Alien license"
So there were lizards at Bikini Atoll and end of exposition? #Monsterdon
FYI
The collective noun for a group of lizards is a lounge.
#Monsterdon #godzilla1998
*cheers stock nuclear weapon footage
The lizards are watching a mushroom cloud. I’m sure nothing bad will happen to them #Monsterdon
NOOOO, NOT IGUANAOPOLIS #Monsterdon
@strangefour actually the cupholder is better than the movie
There’s all the Simpsons folks! #Monsterdon
do iguanas and montior lizards live in the same place? #monsterdon
NGL, I love the grainy sepia toned vibe
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 so in the news recently there had been France doing the last of their nuclear tests in the Pacific, and that's why this remake decides to blame the nukes on the French because you'll think "i, an intellectual, have heard of France on the news"
probably one of the last things to be offered on dvd, vhs, and laserdisc (according to the ad miru played)
Mooooovie in the hole!
Oh how I miss the TriStar pegasus 😢
RIP Daigoro
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Just tell em ya uncle works for Nintendo, baka!
Thanks @Taweret A fine good time with a very bad film. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
Mouth spotted so not a moomin.
Thank gods
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If a typical #monsterdon clocks in at 90 minutes, then this 139-minute monsterdon-a-thon was 1.54 monsterdons.
And a big apology to #monsterdon for fondly remembering #minilla out loud, that's my sign to stop posting XD
Daigoro Kaiju, loyal wingman
Now it's a hungry lamb. Trust me I hand raised one.
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wat kinda critter is Daigoro supposed to be anyways?
#monsterdon omfg this double feature, what if chitty chitty bang bang was a velomobile. It's pretty cheesy but I would watch a Ghibli anime based on the source material
edit: is Diagoro a Moomin?
@apLundell If they can throw out lawyers involved in litigation against the venue, they could *probably* catch a daikaiju. At least check their ticket. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998
In the distant future of 1972, Japanese towns turn to kaiju in place of mascots...
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
@strangefour the perfect followup #monsterdon
Kick uncle please
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Good luck Daigaro. I guess
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this MFer is like a One Punch Man C-level Hero
@msh @Taweret I would also like a little Jet Jaguar, as a treat. #Monsterdon
This is a film that tells you in advance exactly how seriously you should take it!
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
"A Desperate Monster Tussle: in Jello!"
Awww shy bowels. Poor kaiju.
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Thanks @gfzoda for watching that ridiculous movie with me, and providing one or two of my livetoots #Monsterdon
Why are they starving Daigoro? The poor bean!
#Monsterdon #DaigorovsGoliath
Daigoro ain't trying to hear about budget constraints!
Anyway, great job team, this is Alpha Control celebrating another movie launched into space.
Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!
That drawing looked like a hippocatamus
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Around 23:00 someone knocked on my door. Just about when I was watching the bridge scene in #Gocailla1989. When I went to look no one was there.
I'm slightly concerned.
If y'all don't hear from me tomorrow, keep an eye on the news I guess. o.O
#monsterdon
Reminds me of how in Godzilla final wars the American Godzilla was on for like 5 minutes before getting squished.
How it should be.
Nipples Batman and Chin Godzilla #Monsterdon
@starkraving666 "Clearly visible", i mean.. #monsterdon #godzilla1998
This music makes me goosebumpy
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I kinda wanna do final wars just for the scene where Godzilla kicks Zilla into the syndey opera house
You would have thought they'd shoot at least one beacon into the thing.
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@xoagray literal hearts maybe
screenwriters', director's, producer's
RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115880173328696756
I need a shower. #Monsterdon
The release of Dreyer's Godzilla Vanilla ice cream was forced to be postponed until May 20 due to the design of TriStar's Godzilla, which was intended to be left ambiguous up until the release of the film, being clearly visible on the packaging. #monsterdon #godzilla1998
What in the claymation??? Thank you, @miru , this is a great chaser!!!
@davesdogmaggie LOL yeah, leave um something to ponder. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎
@Taweret Maybe we should just watch Matango again so we can remember what joy feels like
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Thanks for hosting, @Taweret , @Cherizilla , @JoeWynne , @paco , and all #monstersdonians .. you can exit to a perversion of Led Zeppelin's Kashmir now..