and we aren't listening to the Diddy song, the end, thanks everyone

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oh god what is this ending music lmao
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SEQUEL FUCK YES!

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oh, good, sequel bait. just what we need, a sequel.

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And.... sequel bait ending. No way, Emmerdeur. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

wow it's even worse than I remember

that's a goddamn achievement

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Oh right! This is the movie that ruined Kashmir. I'd forgotten that. #Monsterdon

It's been a long time since I've watched that Godzilla movie. That was a lot rougher than I remember.
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DA EGG SHALL RETURN IN

GODZILLA TWO: THERE'S NOT A SEQUEL

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

be a shame if there was a sequel hatching #Monsterdon

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I thought she already got fired?

(Remember insurance cold-callers?)

And here's the sequel hook, which then became the animated series hook, I think?

sequel bait! (which ended up as the cartoon so I guess it's ok) #monsterdon

But wait one egg remains.

#Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #Godzilla, from 1998, was actually just three iguanas in a trench coat. We also had,

I guess I remember why I didn't remember this ending. That was an effed up ending. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

I think this movie took itself much too seriously.
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Yes yes.. egg. Now END #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The hatchling will be playing for the Knicks?

@yatsu Well, to be... unnecessarily kind to it... to remove evidence of DGSE involvement.

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Is that the runt of the clutch which survived? #Monsterdon

And we leave you with the star of the animated series....

-fin
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"Who was that french guy?"
"he was a prof-" *is hit by multiple rocket strikes* #monsterdon

END! #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It has rained for the entire movie. It's biblical.

WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT FADE TO BLACK #godzilla1998 #monsterdon

Now they're going to punish us for all the denouement jokes with 20 minutes of wrap up. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

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He survived because he's just 'Philippe', not 'Jean-Philippe'.

this will not be one hell of a friendship

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Goddamn psychic frenchmen #monsterdon

"I don't think we should exploit this it could backfire"

Why didn't the producers heed this advice why? See what happened? WHY?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Doug Savant got more of a fucking character arc than anyone

She shoulda punched him! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

And NOW, they fuck off into an eventual divorce

#monsterdon

"One hell of a job, soldier!"

And with that, O'Neal finally felt the love and acceptance he never actually got from his Father. #monsterdon

lol, what if the soldier were Father and Son and they just squeezed all that it in at the end

This Movie could take a lesson from the Lord of the Rings on 'succinct endings'

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It took a monstrous rampage for
Audrey to develop the self-respect needed to quit her job. #Monsterdon

one hell of a job

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

The Mayor just lost his campaign manager

I think I care about this a millimeter more than the “romance” sideplot

#Monsterdon

I could swear the car scene went a bit differently when I saw it as a kid, but eh.

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Dramatic end of lizard life ending poor Zilla #Monsterdon

RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/115880151307321438

This!! #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

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No Michael Myers comeback moment? Aww.

And for some #BTS...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHkPShxzDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMxo3TCSCg

This is a two-part segment from a documentary about the miniatures work on this film.

but yeah nah fuck this movie's ending in particular. #monsterdon

Next comes the #KingKong1976 reference - they did the heartbeat thing!

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The movie ended and everyone cheers.

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I tried looking up how many products are advertised in this and there doesn't seem to be an exact known number but it's a LOT #monsterdon #godzilla1998

#monsterdon the scene setting here is "I wasn't going to kill you, Matthew Broderick. I'm a humble misunderstood creature. Will you let them kill me just because I tried very hard to kill you?"

it's afraid! wait, wrong film

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That eye was, like, 1/100th the size of the last time we saw it in close up

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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io Wow, that one really fought you!

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#monsterdon I want Frenchy to hit them up for the cab fare. the meter was on.

Ope. That got it. Good job, daikaiju. You smooshed a cab. And the Chrysler building. The power curve in this movie is completely fucking backwards. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

i'm falling asleep. when something is all spectacle, there is no spectacle. also i was checking the runtime and my watch stopped #monsterdon

At least Godzilla got one of the most drawn out death scenes I've ever seen in a monsterdon movie
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"why are we all standing in the rain? go home! it's over!"

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Ok, they killed the best character off in this movie.
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Off. Into the sea. Fuck already

#Monsterdon

fakezilla

redeem yourself

with your last breath

eat matthew broderick

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

It’s making injured doggo noises wtaf?

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SMOOCH THE SCHNOZ, MATTHEW! SMOOCH THE SCHNOZ!

Now it finally has to rampage, use it's breath weapon and fight Mothra.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Nick would totally fuck godzilla if they let him, you can tell just how he looks at it
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Tangled in a bridge, taken down by a few missiles. Truly GINO. #monsterdon #godzilla1998

😢 #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@CactuarJoe

What *does* work on him? Flattery?

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So much rain. Why is there so much rain? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

And Godzilla takes one last look at Dr. Worm, the one all female creatures want. #Monsterdon

Isn't half of the movie still left?

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

i think broderick should play the mothra twins in the next remake.

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'twas stupidity that killed the beast

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Jesus H. Gojira, who was missled for our sins.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

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This film is really a tragedy because the real hero (Godzilla) dies.

Ah, the one tire rolling away. How cliche.

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Now kiss!

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

This film is dedicated to Tomoyuki Tanaka, producer of all prior Godzilla films and masterpieces from Akira Kurosawa, Mikio Naruse, and Kon Ichikawa.

He died about a month before production began on this movie.

#Godzilla1998

That cab is curiously resilient in comparison to... every car I have ever driven. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Day 34, we're still in the cab chase scene.

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once again i ask you

why is any of this

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

If Godzilla not friend, why friend shaped?

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There's no 90's-era Chevy Caprice in the world that can take that kind of abuse. A light sneeze can make them fart and die.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

wonder how many times they've "LOCKED-ON" in this movie
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They're hurting him!
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Godzilla in a one monster show of Gulliver's Travels on the Brooklyn suspension Bridge. #Monsterdon

I always keep my radio tuned to O'Neill

#Monsterdon

Retitling this movie “The Desolation of Jurassic Predator” and rereleasing.

I could totally run a studio.

#Monsterdon

This general really hates Will

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LOCK-ON
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@amyfou And they escaped its jaws by giving it a toof ache!
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@CactuarJoe just like the Elvis movie explanation #monsterdon

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"stallion"????

"We're in his mouth!!" I wonder how many vore enthusiasts were awakened to their fetish during/ because of this movie? :blobfoxthonking: #Godzilla #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

go-"any wall can be a path forward"-jira

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why do they keep calling Godzilla "Will" ?!

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Pretty amazing how much damage the Brooklyn Bridge can take.

@xerozohar Just a straight-up cover by the son of a man who had actual talent.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

And now the Fantastic Voyage portion of the film as they travel through godzilla in their cab.

#Monsterdon

Look, I know it's sturdy, but the brooklyn bridge's suspension spans should've collapsed INSTANTLY

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Speed! That was Speed! With the bus jumping the thing! Stretch? Maybe. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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Wasn't The Lost World released after this?

Ohhhhh, that shot on the bridge is r o u g h. Even by 1998 standards.

American Shinji GET IN THE ZILLA MOUTH

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998