...ah that 90's accurate slur use >_> #Monsterdon

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aw, the halcyon days when you could use the 'r' slur and it was hilarious.

In New York concrete jungle where dreams are made of

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@cd0 Don't buy watches or handbags from anything coming out of the East River either, no matter how genuine they may appear to be. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

I'm enjoying the part where the police lines bounce up and down before the giant monster appears.

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Can we watch Barney

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Barney!

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#monsterdon you know what that is? That's an impact tremor, that's what that is.

Wait, sorry, wrong movie.

The thing about Jurassic Park is that it knew when to *stop* trying to be funny

#Monsterdon

Mayor "Ebert," hmmm. Can't imagine he has a dignified end.

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@CactuarJoe

Godzilla: "I'M WALKING HERE!"

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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 lol mayor ebert

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 if only the united states military had invested in giant mech units

oh! the humanity

ayy, Goji-san is walkin' here!

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#monsterdon New York, I am in you!

i actually like the wharf/boat bit

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@ricci well I figure an hour filler, then they realize they have to *conclude* the movie and get plot going again

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lmao why was the dock exploding from the tidal wave
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Grab your surfboard, bro!

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Run, Hoggle

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This shot had so much promise. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

@arrjay 2 hours, I think

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That fishing pole gag makes no sense.

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I'm so glad the music cues to tell me when to be afraid, otherwise I'd have had no idea.

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@Lazarou SAME
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So much rain, it's like looking outside....

This old dude is dead

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Why G eat little bait fish?

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Amazing, we have connected all the plot points in like the first 20 minutes: nuclear tests, mutated earthworms, Gojira. Ok. We're all done.
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movie pitch: Die Hard but instead of John Gruber its Godzilla #monsterdon

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⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Matthew Broderick's character's name is Dr. Niko Tatopoulos. The last name is the same as the designer of this film's Godzilla.

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hank azaria is doing nothing but chomping on a burger in this scene and he's kicking Broderick's ass.

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Nice guys finish last because they let their lady finish first #Monsterdon

"College sweetie" honey I'm sorry he liked you and all but

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Ugh, not liking the 90s sexual politics though...

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( useless news fucking plot continues )

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UM ACTUALLY, those feet prints are WAYYY too big to be Allosaurus. Though, Godzilla is likely a theropod, because of the shape of his footprint, let alone what he looks like when we see him later. #Godzilla #Godzilla98 #Monsterdon

It's Moe Syzlack!

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"A completely incipient species!"

And some insipid dialogue #Monsterdon

"at last, someone's interested in my earthworms!"

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So Godzilla starts in French Polynesia and goes all the way around the world to New York? Wrecking LA wouldn't be spectacular enough I guess? #monsterdon

Godzilla on Bikini Beach

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"We're looking at an insipid creature..."

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It's right off the american easter seaboard! And we don't even know what it is!

My mom: "It's Biggus Dickus!"

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"Colonel, we just got a report of three fishing trawlers going down!"

We got it from the Fishing Disaster Hotline! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe The movie has surprisingly little Mayoral Fuckery. Plenty of Overconfident Military to make up for it though. #monsterdon

Okay the boat rising back up to the surface ominously as a Godzilla fake out is kind of a cool shot.
#Monsterdon #Gino

[ Groaning Continues]

oh, I don't think that's just the movie audio.

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#monsterdon Toy Boat, Toy Boat, say it fast, tongue twister!

#monsterdon "The eastern american seaboard" Does anyone say that like that?

Ok, these sinking boats with people jumping off them were real physical sets. Pretty impressive, honestly.
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Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 we're gonna need a bigger boat

Dadliest Catch

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[surprisingly whimsical score continues]

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Godzilla taking her time with various boats feels like someone wanted to remake the 1954 movie.

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I grew up in a city with an active nuclear reactor so I consider everything past 18 just gravy. #monsterdon

"Eastern Seaboard"? Whoa movie, careful you almost narrowed it down a little. #monsterdon

Oh come ON that was the same shot 3 times

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Godzilla, he's like Jaws

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Why is everyone being such a dick to Matthew Broderick? Wrong answers only

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Goatee-zilla

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I think they're gonna need a bigger boat. 👀
#Godzilla #Monsterdon

@trixter Reno is here to kick ass and get an easy paycheck and he's all out of ass #monsterdon

The Imperfect Storm. #Monsterdon

I'm cuuuuute!
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Mmmm delicious product placement brand tuna #Monsterdon

@paco #monsterdon

Godzilla hits on ground, makes footprint. #winning

#monsterdon Super convenient how the boat just kind of wiggled its way up onto the beach, so handy!

Anyone else hear Rudolph in their head when he said "She thinks I'm cute."

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

I wonder what kind of worm created those scratch marks?
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Ahm Frehnsh!

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I do like the claw marks though...

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the proportions in size of the feet to the claw marks on the boat seem a bit.....wrong
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no that was _not_ a proton pack!

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Those choppers are kinda low and close to each other. Someone gonna get yelled at about putting their expensive equipment at risk for no reason. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

The animated spin-off for the movie wasn't half-bad. Lots of kaiju on kaiju violence. #Monsterdon

Welcome to the Fire Festival #Monsterdon

So wait. Did Godzilla terrorize a few Japanese fishing boat, then swim all the way across the pacific and around South America and all the way up to New York without anyone seeing him?
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 remember guys: if you're lonely and creepy, but also the protagonist of the movie, girls will think you're cute

Alright, that funny looking soviet helicopter is an american Piasecki H-21, nicknamed "Flying Banana". #monsterdon #godzilla1998

@Newpa_Hasai Oh yeah, they did a whole trailer about Godzilla being bigger and scarier than a T-rex

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After the army kidnaps the Worm Scientist it takes him to panama and surprises him by having a meeting in a giant dinosaur track. We meet other exciting characters, like "Sneezy", "Apathetic Army Guy" and "Girl Who is Scientist."

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Mister Cayman should've been in Alligator. #Monsterdon

gross. mr caiman can get eaten Right Now.

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Waaaaaait Mr Caiman is committing textbook sexual harassment in the workplace. #Monsterdon

( some news drama is the b plot. no one cares. )

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OH MY GOD IT'S BETH FROM NEWSRADIO

Better not see Joe Fucking Rogan

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baguette!

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lol, here comes the rain....

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We could have just told you to look at this footprint, but then it wouldn't resemble entertainment. #monsterdon

as 1998 CGI goes, it's not bad honestly

but it sure is 1998 CGI

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Oh it's Twister but nobody knows each other when the story starts, for extra awk #Monsterdon

Vicki Lewis, who i know from NEWSRADIO

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Guys, I don't see it! Where is it?

Bro, they literally just said you were standing in it, maybe get out of it?
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Oh I was wondering what that was

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they really needed the stargate colonel for this

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

I hope y’all love the Tatopoulos joke cause we’re gonna hear it at least 10 more times

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Big worms woulda been fun.

Enjoy the running gag of mispronouncing a Greek name. It's not going away.
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@CactuarJoe He's the [Colosseum]! He's the Toppalous! He's the Louvre Museum! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998