[ Groaning Continues]

oh, I don't think that's just the movie audio.

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#monsterdon Toy Boat, Toy Boat, say it fast, tongue twister!

#monsterdon "The eastern american seaboard" Does anyone say that like that?

Ok, these sinking boats with people jumping off them were real physical sets. Pretty impressive, honestly.
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Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 we're gonna need a bigger boat

Godzilla taking her time with various boats feels like someone wanted to remake the 1954 movie.

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[surprisingly whimsical score continues]

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I grew up in a city with an active nuclear reactor so I consider everything past 18 just gravy. #monsterdon

"Eastern Seaboard"? Whoa movie, careful you almost narrowed it down a little. #monsterdon

Oh come ON that was the same shot 3 times

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Godzilla, he's like Jaws

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Why is everyone being such a dick to Matthew Broderick? Wrong answers only

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Goatee-zilla

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I think they're gonna need a bigger boat. 👀
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@trixter Reno is here to kick ass and get an easy paycheck and he's all out of ass #monsterdon

The Imperfect Storm. #Monsterdon

I'm cuuuuute!
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Mmmm delicious product placement brand tuna #Monsterdon

@paco #monsterdon

Godzilla hits on ground, makes footprint. #winning

#monsterdon Super convenient how the boat just kind of wiggled its way up onto the beach, so handy!

Anyone else hear Rudolph in their head when he said "She thinks I'm cute."

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I wonder what kind of worm created those scratch marks?
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Ahm Frehnsh!

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I do like the claw marks though...

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the proportions in size of the feet to the claw marks on the boat seem a bit.....wrong
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no that was _not_ a proton pack!

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Those choppers are kinda low and close to each other. Someone gonna get yelled at about putting their expensive equipment at risk for no reason. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

The animated spin-off for the movie wasn't half-bad. Lots of kaiju on kaiju violence. #Monsterdon

Welcome to the Fire Festival #Monsterdon

So wait. Did Godzilla terrorize a few Japanese fishing boat, then swim all the way across the pacific and around South America and all the way up to New York without anyone seeing him?
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#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 remember guys: if you're lonely and creepy, but also the protagonist of the movie, girls will think you're cute

Alright, that funny looking soviet helicopter is an american Piasecki H-21, nicknamed "Flying Banana". #monsterdon #godzilla1998

@Newpa_Hasai Oh yeah, they did a whole trailer about Godzilla being bigger and scarier than a T-rex

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Mister Cayman should've been in Alligator. #Monsterdon

gross. mr caiman can get eaten Right Now.

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Waaaaaait Mr Caiman is committing textbook sexual harassment in the workplace. #Monsterdon

( some news drama is the b plot. no one cares. )

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OH MY GOD IT'S BETH FROM NEWSRADIO

Better not see Joe Fucking Rogan

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baguette!

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lol, here comes the rain....

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We could have just told you to look at this footprint, but then it wouldn't resemble entertainment. #monsterdon

as 1998 CGI goes, it's not bad honestly

but it sure is 1998 CGI

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Oh it's Twister but nobody knows each other when the story starts, for extra awk #Monsterdon

Vicki Lewis, who i know from NEWSRADIO

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Guys, I don't see it! Where is it?

Bro, they literally just said you were standing in it, maybe get out of it?
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Oh I was wondering what that was

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they really needed the stargate colonel for this

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I hope y’all love the Tatopoulos joke cause we’re gonna hear it at least 10 more times

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Big worms woulda been fun.

Enjoy the running gag of mispronouncing a Greek name. It's not going away.
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This film is too good for the likes of us
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@strangefour@retro.pizza Because annelid experts are also reptile experts!

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Dr Topless, the worm guy #Monsterdon

It took a French guy speaking English, a language he didn't know, to get him to answer.

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Title drop? By way of mistranslation by a Frenchman.
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@saucerlost HOW DID YOU KNOW #monsterdon

#monsterdon There we go! We have TITULAR.

wow this white guy's japanese is kinda rough
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@Lazarou

Glenn Morshower... but with hair!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Morshower

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What sort of helicopter was that? I don't think it was a CH-47 and definitely wasn't an Mi-8

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Hey! Did you guys like that mispronouncing the Greek last name joke?

I hope you did!

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this was definitely made when the X-Files was cool huh

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preettttty sure I had zero fucking idea what Chernobyl was as a kid when I saw this 🥴

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Oh god, he's got an Unrequited Relationship -_-;

The Formula -_-; #Monsterdon

FLYING BANANA #monsterdon

I need worms for my garden....

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I miss the Japanese actors already

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Ferris Bueller is not having a good day off.

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oh look it's the Asian Guys in every movie between like 1988 and 2018

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Why is the egg oval-shaped if Godzilla is supposed to be a marine iguana in this movie? Lizard eggs are round. Only bird and dinosaur eggs are oval-shaped 😤 #Monsterdon

just cheerily drivin' to the nuclear test site

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Submarine radar sound was the original ASMR

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@SRLevine I'm pretty sure "Arrrghhhh!" doesn't need translation.
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lol, what did that one guy do to Godzilla?!

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Matthew Broderick how did you let them make you sing "singing in the rain" in the rain

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Godzilla HATES sumo

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@bunnyhero @MatthewTitus88 don't forget the GODZILLA VANILLA™️ Ice Scream! :blobtonguewink: #Monsterdon

@Lazarou As opposed to Godzilla Dril, who would face Godzilla and walk backwards into Hell. #Monsterdon

If all of the Japanese films I've seen have taught me anything, the pixelated thing approaching theme is a giant penis. #monsterdon

loose knives? on _my_ good ship?!

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I too would enjoy some ramen.

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A big Stompy Welcome new Monsterdon participants and lurkers!

There is a bingo card available!

https://bingobaker.com/#6963d1c33cb2d210

Now I want noodles...

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@cd0 Stage name. 😃
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Maybe a better title for the movie should be Igunanadon's Revenge?
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I’m being watched by Dogzilla and she wants my cheese.

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Weird, Tubi gave me “content unavailable” for Godzilla…

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Oh, right. Emmerich.

As we all know, his last serious film was Stargate four years earlier.

ID4 leaned heavily into bombast, but was a directorial achievement (if utterly corny).

And his next film?

Yeah.

Strap in!

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@kcarr2015 I think they died :( #MOnsterdon

meanwhile in "we can't afford the Alien license"

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So there were lizards at Bikini Atoll and end of exposition? #Monsterdon

FYI
The collective noun for a group of lizards is a lounge.
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*cheers stock nuclear weapon footage

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The lizards are watching a mushroom cloud. I’m sure nothing bad will happen to them #Monsterdon

NOOOO, NOT IGUANAOPOLIS #Monsterdon

There’s all the Simpsons folks! #Monsterdon

do iguanas and montior lizards live in the same place? #monsterdon

Iguana from the Black Lagoon

Oh, no, sorry, Godzilla

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NGL, I love the grainy sepia toned vibe

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