I still don’t understand what the French team is doing.

#Monsterdon

@shom I can believe that though

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So these bars in NYC, they are dedicated in staying open!

Yeah, because any politician should have responses to Godzilla attacks on their platform
#Monsterdon

I do like that she played the "it's pronounced Gojira" card. #Monsterdon

ok, at least he adapted to that pretty quickly, but the non-glasses-wearers not doing much to avoid the stereotypes.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Frank Welker, from Scooby Doo and other cartoon voice fame, does the "creature vocal effects".

#Godzilla1998

@floatybirb Sure it's silly, but I DO like how this 1998 movie was open to showing the complicated real world where sexuality is not confined to a simple binary! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

haha 'an enormous population' is structurally ambiguous he's already an enormous population!

it reproduces asexually

me too :ms_asexual_flag:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

@ohiofi I choose to believe that is Henry Cavill's Clark Kent. Without glasses. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

mine. ONLY ON BETACAM.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, every once in a while, we see the French..

Meanwhile, in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE

#Monsterdon

Awesome view of Godzilla eye! #Monsterdon

@Willowbriar ...passed the pregnancy test lol

#Monsterdon

This movie is confused about what to classify the giant pregnant iguana's gender as.
But the real Godzilla loves his daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1T0URuTWw
#Monsterdon #Gino

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Imagine accidentally walking into Godzilla's ass while in that tunnel....

#Monsterdon

If only there was some way to detect radiation. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

Nothin' down here

nothin' but alligators

and I guess this beholder. how y'doin' buddy?

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Bingo!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 #MonsterdonBingo

remembering how the xilien in GODZILLA FINAL WARS says "I knew that tuna-eating lizard was useless!" re: this zilla

#monsterdon

“First sighting, top secret”

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Broderick has a working cut of the film

#Monsterdon

According to the Trangents podcast, Godzilla is a he/him lesbian. This is canon and I will hear no dissent #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Ya know where lizards like to lay eggs? Cold, wet cities..

Unless you are also proposing parthenogenesis this lizard isn't making any eggs. Well that or Mr. Godzilla is a deadbeat who lets the Ms. do all the work.

#Monsterdon

Where's the fun in... quiet, you sexually dimorphic species, you. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

He kept my publicity shot ❤️

#Monsterdon

Forty six dollars? That's a lot of money back now. (Actually that's a lot of money to spend in a bodega period.) #monsterdon

as much as I don't like this character, bro, do not get back with her, holy shit?

#Monsterdon

Many animals travel to New York to fuck themselves....

#Monsterdon

That's what he's doing in New York! He came to eat sushi and get laid. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

That was eight years ago, MattBrod. Let Audrey go. Go see if you can find a nice Audrey II to date. ...in the middle of Manhattan, which has been evacuated, and which is being stompulated by a giant radioactive iguana and is also being perforated by helicopter gunship pilots with apparent permission to open fire on civilian real estate at their leisure

#monsterdon

I can't believe that this story leads into Little Shop of Horrors where Audrey's exposure to Godzilla mutates her into a giant flesh eating plant.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

"The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms" was an influence on tonight's feature. That beast came ashore from the East River by the Fulton Fish Market. Same for Godzilla 1998.

#Godzilla1998

Godzilla transcends gender #Monsterdon

GODZILLA MPREG FANFIC WRITES ITSELF
#Monsterdon #Gino

OMG I WAS RIGHT ABOUT GODZILLA BEING MPREG #monsterdon #godzilla1998

#mpreg #monsterdon

She was all cute and shit until she met him. Then she was such a jerk to him when she got the chance.
#monsterdon

Such good communication skills

I am so invested in this relationship 😶

#Monsterdon

@socketwench

Harem? I barely touched 'em!

#Monsterdon

THIS IS NO TIME FOR CATCHING UP THERES A GODZILLA ON THE LOOSE #monsterdon

I thought the mayor and his assistant were supposed to be a nod to Siskel and Ebert. They look similar, and the assistant's name is "Gene."

I didn't catch that the mayor is literally named "Mayor Ebert." Apparently this was not a subtle nod.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

we have one and a half Corman runtimes to go
#monsterdon

I always liked that this version of #Godzilla was so damn agile. 😆

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon @devilgirlbot NEGATIVE IMPACT

Checkov's fake ID?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Capitalist hellscape, there's a kaiju on the loose and the corner store is still open.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

As a side note the animated series is a million times better than this movie.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Poor Godzilla, he just wants to eat feesh in peace, but they keep shooting him. :blobfoxcry2: #Godzilla #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Aww poor lizard is lost and scared 🦎 🌩️
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"Hey, look! Earthworms! In Manhattan!"

#monsterdon

"I don't think I can shake him."

I mean you could always just go up. You ARE in a helicopter.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

Godzilla hug building!

lol @ last Helicopter guy getting it....

The Mayor is right to be angry I think.

#Monsterdon

Can't helicopters go straight up? Isn't that kind of the point? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

“I don’t think I can shake him”

Fly up???? Godzilla can’t fly 🤷‍♀️
#Monsterdon

oh great, now he's dry humping the ghostbusters building

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

GODZILLA HUMPS BUILDING

FILM AT 11

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Yes, Goji, chomp the cops, give the people what they want.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

He's RIGHT behind me, Isn't he??
#Monsterdon

Why do these helicopters being chased by Godzilla never go up?

#monsterdon
#Godzilla(1998)

If only this helicopter had something more than 1st gear, or I could go straight up or something

#monsterdon

Yeahhh!!! Fuck that helicopter! #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

"I DON'T THINK I CAN SHAKE HIM"

You have a helicopter. YOU COULD CLIMB

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

maybe you should fly UP, Echo 4....

#monsterdon

Godzilla smart
#monsterdon

Architectural historian @DioramaSky is flinching right now #Monsterdon

[gunfire and incongruous explosions continues]

#Monsterdon

You don't get to shoot Godzilla in the back. Godzilla is facing you, Godzilla is coming for you, you are not coming for Godzilla

#monsterdon

Sneak attack!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

For the record my favorite manhattan disaster movie was Crysis 2 because it wasn't a movie. #monsterdon

though wait, if he's cold blooded

how does fire breath work?

is there an internal Godzilla ignition system?

#monsterdon

how did you manage to make this so dull, Roland? just. how?

#monsterdon

With the uniforms, the attitude towarads NYC, and the portrayal of the media, this feels like a 1970s-1990s movie not a 2018 movie. There is even a tape recorder at 37:45 Edit: oops from 1998 not 2018! #monsterdon

foiled! by BIOLOGY!

#monsterdon

@trixter it's tradition! #monsterdon

2 whole looters in manhattan
#monsterdon

Harryhousen movie clip!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

..and the Chrysler now...

#Monsterdon

"ah, damn"

#Monsterdon

This CGI is gonna shine like the top of the Chrysler Building

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Should've had the Chrysler building fall on a truck full of Chryslers

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

this must be like

really small helicopters

with really small missiles

flying through NYC streets.

#monsterdon

I also have seen Star Wars as well

#Monsterdon

YES! Missile propels me into a #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

No your lead is DUMB, fly higher over the buildings then you don't HAVE these problems!

80 kts down a canyon psssshhht

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I find it very rude to disrupt it's meal. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

The LIZARD. Aim for the GIANT LIZARD

#Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Ooh.. someone was right about Chekhov's Flatiron Building!! Their is another coming up that I remembered!

[holds up a sign reading "3"]

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Which one's Will!? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

which one is will?

#Monsterdon

We’re gonna need a bigger gun

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

disposable cameras, what a time to be alive

#monsterdon

This music. Is it Godzilla smashing the city or E.T. flying in front of the moon? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO