That's what he's doing in New York! He came to eat sushi and get laid. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

That was eight years ago, MattBrod. Let Audrey go. Go see if you can find a nice Audrey II to date. ...in the middle of Manhattan, which has been evacuated, and which is being stompulated by a giant radioactive iguana and is also being perforated by helicopter gunship pilots with apparent permission to open fire on civilian real estate at their leisure

#monsterdon

I can't believe that this story leads into Little Shop of Horrors where Audrey's exposure to Godzilla mutates her into a giant flesh eating plant.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

"The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms" was an influence on tonight's feature. That beast came ashore from the East River by the Fulton Fish Market. Same for Godzilla 1998.

#Godzilla1998

Godzilla transcends gender #Monsterdon

GODZILLA MPREG FANFIC WRITES ITSELF
#Monsterdon #Gino

OMG I WAS RIGHT ABOUT GODZILLA BEING MPREG #monsterdon #godzilla1998

#mpreg #monsterdon

She was all cute and shit until she met him. Then she was such a jerk to him when she got the chance.
#monsterdon

Such good communication skills

I am so invested in this relationship 😶

#Monsterdon

@socketwench

Harem? I barely touched 'em!

#Monsterdon

THIS IS NO TIME FOR CATCHING UP THERES A GODZILLA ON THE LOOSE #monsterdon

I thought the mayor and his assistant were supposed to be a nod to Siskel and Ebert. They look similar, and the assistant's name is "Gene."

I didn't catch that the mayor is literally named "Mayor Ebert." Apparently this was not a subtle nod.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

we have one and a half Corman runtimes to go
#monsterdon

I always liked that this version of #Godzilla was so damn agile. 😆

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon @devilgirlbot NEGATIVE IMPACT

Checkov's fake ID?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Capitalist hellscape, there's a kaiju on the loose and the corner store is still open.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Poor Godzilla, he just wants to eat feesh in peace, but they keep shooting him. :blobfoxcry2: #Godzilla #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Aww poor lizard is lost and scared 🦎 🌩️
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

"Hey, look! Earthworms! In Manhattan!"

#monsterdon

"I don't think I can shake him."

I mean you could always just go up. You ARE in a helicopter.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1989

#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

Godzilla hug building!

lol @ last Helicopter guy getting it....

The Mayor is right to be angry I think.

#Monsterdon

Can't helicopters go straight up? Isn't that kind of the point? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

“I don’t think I can shake him”

Fly up???? Godzilla can’t fly 🤷‍♀️
#Monsterdon

oh great, now he's dry humping the ghostbusters building

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

GODZILLA HUMPS BUILDING

FILM AT 11

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Yes, Goji, chomp the cops, give the people what they want.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

He's RIGHT behind me, Isn't he??
#Monsterdon

Why do these helicopters being chased by Godzilla never go up?

#monsterdon
#Godzilla(1998)

If only this helicopter had something more than 1st gear, or I could go straight up or something

#monsterdon

Yeahhh!!! Fuck that helicopter! #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

"I DON'T THINK I CAN SHAKE HIM"

You have a helicopter. YOU COULD CLIMB

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

maybe you should fly UP, Echo 4....

#monsterdon

Godzilla smart
#monsterdon

Architectural historian @DioramaSky is flinching right now #Monsterdon

[gunfire and incongruous explosions continues]

#Monsterdon

You don't get to shoot Godzilla in the back. Godzilla is facing you, Godzilla is coming for you, you are not coming for Godzilla

#monsterdon

Sneak attack!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

For the record my favorite manhattan disaster movie was Crysis 2 because it wasn't a movie. #monsterdon

though wait, if he's cold blooded

how does fire breath work?

is there an internal Godzilla ignition system?

#monsterdon

how did you manage to make this so dull, Roland? just. how?

#monsterdon

With the uniforms, the attitude towarads NYC, and the portrayal of the media, this feels like a 1970s-1990s movie not a 2018 movie. There is even a tape recorder at 37:45 Edit: oops from 1998 not 2018! #monsterdon

foiled! by BIOLOGY!

#monsterdon

@trixter it's tradition! #monsterdon

2 whole looters in manhattan
#monsterdon

Harryhousen movie clip!

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

..and the Chrysler now...

#Monsterdon

"ah, damn"

#Monsterdon

This CGI is gonna shine like the top of the Chrysler Building

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Should've had the Chrysler building fall on a truck full of Chryslers

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

this must be like

really small helicopters

with really small missiles

flying through NYC streets.

#monsterdon

YES! Missile propels me into a #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

No your lead is DUMB, fly higher over the buildings then you don't HAVE these problems!

80 kts down a canyon psssshhht

#monsterdon

The LIZARD. Aim for the GIANT LIZARD

#Monsterdon

Small arms fire. That's adorable. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Ooh.. someone was right about Chekhov's Flatiron Building!! Their is another coming up that I remembered!

[holds up a sign reading "3"]

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Which one's Will!? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

which one is will?

#Monsterdon

We’re gonna need a bigger gun

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

disposable cameras, what a time to be alive

#monsterdon

This music. Is it Godzilla smashing the city or E.T. flying in front of the moon? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

the Jurrasic Park theme should start playing *now*.

#monsterdon

oh yeah, small arms fire against a kaiju, that always works. #Monsterdon

don't move, it's vision is based on movement.

#WrongMovie #monsterdon

radioactive

it's radioactive

dun dun dunnnnnnnn

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Iguana head but a human wrestler body #Monsterdon

10 million unknown viruses blast him all at once
#monsterdon

Wake up and smell the fish, sewer kaiju.

#Monsterdon

He doesn't even look like Godzilla, where's his cheeky eyes?

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

The fish pile was made up of 2,000 foam fish

#Godzilla1998

- P R E S S S T A R T -

#Monsterdon

Brodericks character is now ordering the soldiers around? Sure. Why not. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ah, so, a typical Emmerich/Devlin disaster movie. gotcha. #monsterdon

Godzilla impersonates an earthquake?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

i need bbc sherlock-style edits of matthew broderick's brain blasts in this movie

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

CHUG - cannibalistic humanoid underground Godzilla

#monsterdon

Maybe ONE MORE MANHOLE will be the exact right one...

#monsterdon

This movie cost like $150 million to make and, to be fair, it totally looks like it.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey thinking outside that box! #Monsterdon

wait maybe all the fish is a reference to godzilla's atomic origins.

nuclear fishin'!

#monsterdon

The smell must be brutal
#monsterdon
#godzilla1998

"Use bait to catch the animal" had to be thought up by the movie's resident genius guy

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter And the idea that this French person cannot make a decent espresso with all the resources of New York City at his disposal? Ridiculous.

An American might not make French coffee using American grocery stores. But a French person totally could.

#monsterdon

Okay but how much of the budget went into that giant mound of fish?
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

What did they do with all that fish after filming ?

#Monsterdon

You heard the Earthworm Expert! Do it!

#monsterdon

dang I forgot how much French was in this

though tbh I forgot pretty much everything except the worms and a few of the "battle" scenes I think

#monsterdon

#monsterdon how are boats STILL falling off Godzilla's back, how many boats did she pick up

O'Neal? with one L? that cant be right #monsterdon

The city is evacuating, but the coffee shop is still selling donuts, at a significant mark up no doubt. 😆

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

dude, you can buy any coffee bean you want in a city that size. jesus

#Monsterdon

At least this wet lettuce has some French dressing

#Monsterdon

That's like the fourth shot of the twin towers. Guess it's too late for a content warning, but: content warning. #monsterdon

Hey, if Godzilla is female, she’ll clearly have the hots for Dr. Worm. They could use that! #Monsterdon

Just leave a trail of Reeses Pieces.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

you know, earthworms, famously just like giant reptiles (as we all know),

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

oh that's right, Broderick's gonna ELECTRIFY ALL OF NEW YORK

#monsterdon