Smaugzilla?

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DADDY ANGRY #monsterdon

we were done :(

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@trixter hey those other guys did just as good of a job hitting the buildings
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@hollie@social.coop You don't make the rules (the Fujoshi Council of America does)

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

nooooo

we were done

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through the power of nonsense we have escaped an auditorium full of dinosaurs.

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zilla meat all over new yourk and everyone ate bbq and partied

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Kinda gutted Audrey lived....

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speaking of Hank Azaria, there's a whole SImpsons episode left to this movie #monsterdon

"Send your Mavericks."

*launches John McCain"

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this might be the biggest slog of a movie we've done

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Emmerich's like: "Let's see Siskel and Ebert try an make fun of my GUMBALL schtick!"

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"but I had that moment with ur mom"

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#Monsterdon 🦖 🌇 🦶 😱

You guys. They're brand new bbs. They need to get some treatos and some snuggles. They don't need to get shot at and tripped up by thousands of gumballs.

"Where'd you find this guy?"

"He's from France."

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Oh Gods, the babies running looks worse than I remembered, but them falling on balls is still funny though. #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

No one make a smell. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

....are you serious with the gumballs those lizards weigh like 500lbs #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Square Garden

SPHERES!

Dinosaurs hate Spheres

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the gumball shown in act 4 must trip up dinozilla in act 5?

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon I don't know what these ppl are afraid of real Godzillas never eat people

@Lazarou

Does the <BLINK> tag work in Mastodon???

#Monsterdon

The only good Zilla is a dead Zilla.
#Monsterdon #Gino

@arrjay thanks Cicero

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"He's from france", me introducing Beldar Conehead.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

lol, finding time to do the last text in different colour and flashing....

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oh its an Emmerich film so we have to blow up a landmark because that's the only trick he knows

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What about the giant hole in the floor that connects to the subway system?

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Godzilla replacement theory

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Broderick is just making shit up now. Those are a lot of assumptions.

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The military:
We ge... have to destroy that building?

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@apLundell she said intranet, it actually does kind of make sense. #monsterdon

Oh my god I hate this movie so much

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HOW DOES HE KNOW THEY'RE ALREADY PREGGERS
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Born pregnant!? They made Godzilla a fucking tribble!? #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

"My god, they do move in herds." #monsterdon

BORN PREGNANT

LIKE TRIBBLES

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

The next Wrestlemania is gonna be wild when half the audiences is Godzillasauruses.
#Monsterdon #Gino

lol, what if this were a better movie and just as Audrey was about to speak on air a dinosaur eats her?

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RangerS you fucking idiots

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#Monsterdon

The network is on the internet

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

Seriously, this a Jurassic Park remake in NYC!

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word. #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Film Business Analysis!

"One of the worst cases of executive incompetence I have observed in my twenty-year career"

- Robert N. Fried, former executive producer (early years development) for Godzilla 1998 about the decisions that followed his leaving the project

#Godzilla1998

lol, what sort of email is that?

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"The network is on an internet"

This is not a UNIX system.

I do not know this.

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@MatthewTitus88 @klu9 Yeah I think he'd probably laugh at me, but good-naturedly, he seems like a nice guy :)

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it's not even a unix system :blobfoxtableflip:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

its on an internet? what's an internet? #monsterdon

In French it's a marché-parlé

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#monsterdon It's on an Internet? Fantastic.

I like the silly gag where the worm scientist goes to a different floor and its full of baby godzillas eating popcorn.

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Oh yeah, that cane bolt (that just fell back down as you let go of it) will hold 'em

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@saucerlost That would explain SO MUCH

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Jurassic park without Jeff Goldblum Wayne Knight or the kids or UNIX is just bad guys what were you even doing? #Monsterdon

The prices at concession are outrageous. That's why they rioted and took what they wanted.

#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@hollie

Je t'en pris 😁

#Monsterdon

Presenting: the largest air duct in New York City!

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all of the raptors are eating popcorn

good taste 🍿

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

lol you _wish_ elevator doors worked like that.

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@RobynGoodfellow

Well, Velocizillas aren't Daleks, they can climb stairs

#Monsterdon

Going down?

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Because you always get into an elevator in an emergency. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

yeah, pretty sure Frenchman #3 was jean luc.

#monsterdon

And there went Jean-Luc

Come _on_

edit: sorry, sorry, MONSTER CHOMP, I guess, whatever

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[ Metal Casings Clattering On Floor ]

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The director of this movie, staring into the Void.....an assistant suggests, "why don't we stick in a scene from Aliens too?" and the Director just grunts in agreement....

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And now we've lost Jean-Luc tooooo?

Every Jean-* is probably gone by now, right? Jean-* is the 'red shirt' code of this movie?

I want one of the Godzookies to just have like NASCAR-level corporate branding on it

#Monsterdon

@mhoye @gnomon and yet, somehow, it looks like dogshit here.

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@JoeWynne @MatthewTitus88 Except the French would never call it that. #DeadSilence #AngryStares #monsterdon

If you think that New Yorkers wouldn't be demanding back in Manhattan like that, I was working tech support during 9/11 and the next day I had a guy that was in Manhattan wanting to know why the tech wasn't there to fix his laptop when supposedly had the part already. He wouldn't take "All roads into the city are closed" as an answer and he liked "What do you want the tech to do, swim across the river?" even less. #monsterdon

It's a shame the French soldiers canonically bought various US weapons, because it would be fun to see a FAMAS or two in use.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

jurassic park at home ass movie

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

But… but… NY is the city that never sweeps, Colonel.

#Monsterdon

"...call in a bomb strike!"
"What's the number?"
"867-5309"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Where is Crocodile Dundee when New York really needs him?

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88

Their "French Roast" is actually just old regular coffee poured into a container with that label.

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As folks have pointed out, this movie wanted to be every other movie. ANY other movie.

Movies too long. Got bored. Got ice cream.
#monsterdon #food

this is the movie you would get if you told chatgpt "analyze successful movies from 1995-1998. extract popular elements. combine into screenplay"

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wait why the babies got little stubby t-rex arms?
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That was almost a Joey Laurence "Whoa."

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OK baby zillas eat em all up and put this sorry movie out if its misery! #Monsterdon

y'know you have THIS many monsters eating THIS many humans and I _still_ am not into it. how did they even _do_ that.

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

Baby Godzilla usually looks way less raptor-y than this, yes? #Monsterdon

disposable French dudes...

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@Lazarou #HandShootsUp #monsterdon

I don't think the budget can handle this

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M'aww! The lil babies. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

#monsterdon the baby 'zillas are possibly the one improvement over canon Godzilla. Although I might love this movie a little more if it featured donkey braying sounds over this:

They need to drop in a Chris Pratt here, so he can hold up a hand and use behavior magic. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

@ricci the same ones who really liked how much money jurassic park made

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

Oh right. This is also Aliens. This movie was built in a cave with a box of scraps.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Wait until you see the size of the face-huggers that come out of these eggs.
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WELCOME! To Jurassic Park! It's a baseball park.
#Monsterdon #Gino

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

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Goddamn it, I promised novel spellinhs and I will deliver

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Plot twist, when a Zilla hatches, it imprints on the first creature it sees. #Monsterdon