speaking of Hank Azaria, there's a whole SImpsons episode left to this movie #monsterdon

"Send your Mavericks."

*launches John McCain"

#monsterdon

this might be the biggest slog of a movie we've done

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Emmerich's like: "Let's see Siskel and Ebert try an make fun of my GUMBALL schtick!"

#monsterdon

"but I had that moment with ur mom"

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You guys. They're brand new bbs. They need to get some treatos and some snuggles. They don't need to get shot at and tripped up by thousands of gumballs.

"Where'd you find this guy?"

"He's from France."

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Oh Gods, the babies running looks worse than I remembered, but them falling on balls is still funny though. #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon #Godzilla

No one make a smell. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

....are you serious with the gumballs those lizards weigh like 500lbs #Monsterdon

the gumball shown in act 4 must trip up dinozilla in act 5?

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon I don't know what these ppl are afraid of real Godzillas never eat people

@Lazarou

Does the <BLINK> tag work in Mastodon???

#Monsterdon

The only good Zilla is a dead Zilla.
#Monsterdon #Gino

@arrjay thanks Cicero

#monsterdon

"He's from france", me introducing Beldar Conehead.

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

lol, finding time to do the last text in different colour and flashing....

#Monsterdon

What about the giant hole in the floor that connects to the subway system?

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

Godzilla replacement theory

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

The military:
We ge... have to destroy that building?

#Monsterdon

@apLundell she said intranet, it actually does kind of make sense. #monsterdon

Oh my god I hate this movie so much

#monsterdon

HOW DOES HE KNOW THEY'RE ALREADY PREGGERS
#monsterdon

"My god, they do move in herds." #monsterdon

BORN PREGNANT

LIKE TRIBBLES

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

The next Wrestlemania is gonna be wild when half the audiences is Godzillasauruses.
#Monsterdon #Gino

lol, what if this were a better movie and just as Audrey was about to speak on air a dinosaur eats her?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

The network is on the internet

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

Seriously, this a Jurassic Park remake in NYC!

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🏙️💥🦖

Film Business Analysis!

"One of the worst cases of executive incompetence I have observed in my twenty-year career"

- Robert N. Fried, former executive producer (early years development) for Godzilla 1998 about the decisions that followed his leaving the project

#Godzilla1998

lol, what sort of email is that?

#Monsterdon

"The network is on an internet"

This is not a UNIX system.

I do not know this.

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 @klu9 Yeah I think he'd probably laugh at me, but good-naturedly, he seems like a nice guy :)

#monsterdon

it's not even a unix system :blobfoxtableflip:

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

its on an internet? what's an internet? #monsterdon

In French it's a marché-parlé

#Monsterdon

I like the silly gag where the worm scientist goes to a different floor and its full of baby godzillas eating popcorn.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon It's on an Internet? Fantastic.

Oh yeah, that cane bolt (that just fell back down as you let go of it) will hold 'em

#monsterdon

@saucerlost That would explain SO MUCH

#monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Jurassic park without Jeff Goldblum Wayne Knight or the kids or UNIX is just bad guys what were you even doing? #Monsterdon

The prices at concession are outrageous. That's why they rioted and took what they wanted.

#monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

@hollie

Je t'en pris 😁

#Monsterdon

Presenting: the largest air duct in New York City!

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all of the raptors are eating popcorn

good taste 🍿

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

lol you _wish_ elevator doors worked like that.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

Well, Velocizillas aren't Daleks, they can climb stairs

#Monsterdon

Because you always get into an elevator in an emergency. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

And there went Jean-Luc

Come _on_

edit: sorry, sorry, MONSTER CHOMP, I guess, whatever

#monsterdon

[ Metal Casings Clattering On Floor ]

#monsterdon

The director of this movie, staring into the Void.....an assistant suggests, "why don't we stick in a scene from Aliens too?" and the Director just grunts in agreement....

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And now we've lost Jean-Luc tooooo?

Every Jean-* is probably gone by now, right? Jean-* is the 'red shirt' code of this movie?

I want one of the Godzookies to just have like NASCAR-level corporate branding on it

#Monsterdon

@mhoye @gnomon and yet, somehow, it looks like dogshit here.

#monsterdon

@JoeWynne @MatthewTitus88 Except the French would never call it that. #DeadSilence #AngryStares #monsterdon

If you think that New Yorkers wouldn't be demanding back in Manhattan like that, I was working tech support during 9/11 and the next day I had a guy that was in Manhattan wanting to know why the tech wasn't there to fix his laptop when supposedly had the part already. He wouldn't take "All roads into the city are closed" as an answer and he liked "What do you want the tech to do, swim across the river?" even less. #monsterdon

It's a shame the French soldiers canonically bought various US weapons, because it would be fun to see a FAMAS or two in use.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

jurassic park at home ass movie

#Godzilla #Godzilla1998 #Monsterdon

But… but… NY is the city that never sweeps, Colonel.

#Monsterdon

"...call in a bomb strike!"
"What's the number?"
"867-5309"

#Monsterdon #Godzilla

Where is Crocodile Dundee when New York really needs him?

#Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88

Their "French Roast" is actually just old regular coffee poured into a container with that label.

#Monsterdon

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As folks have pointed out, this movie wanted to be every other movie. ANY other movie.

Movies too long. Got bored. Got ice cream.
#monsterdon #food

this is the movie you would get if you told chatgpt "analyze successful movies from 1995-1998. extract popular elements. combine into screenplay"

#monsterdon

wait why the babies got little stubby t-rex arms?
#monsterdon

That was almost a Joey Laurence "Whoa."

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OK baby zillas eat em all up and put this sorry movie out if its misery! #Monsterdon

disposable French dudes...

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I don't think the budget can handle this

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M'aww! The lil babies. #monsterdon #Gozilla1998 #WrongGodzilla 🦖🦎

#monsterdon the baby 'zillas are possibly the one improvement over canon Godzilla. Although I might love this movie a little more if it featured donkey braying sounds over this:

They need to drop in a Chris Pratt here, so he can hold up a hand and use behavior magic. #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Oh right. This is also Aliens. This movie was built in a cave with a box of scraps.
#Monsterdon #Gino

Wait until you see the size of the face-huggers that come out of these eggs.
#monsterdon

WELCOME! To Jurassic Park! It's a baseball park.
#Monsterdon #Gino

"Hey guys, Jurassic Park was really profitable. You think we can do a kind of velociraptor thing with our movie?"

>_>

#Monsterdon

Goddamn it, I promised novel spellinhs and I will deliver

#Monsterdon

Plot twist, when a Zilla hatches, it imprints on the first creature it sees. #Monsterdon

Start counting? Fuck that. Start cooking. #monsterdon

this movie really is a masterclass in how to have all the ingredients and still make nothing edible

#monsterdon

French Secret Service team is about to have their identities broadcast on US television, then replicated to the rest of the world. Hope they wanted to switch to a desk job after this...

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

Apart from Jean Reno, all these characters can die...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I guess at least eggs will get cheaper now.

Papa Godjira's been a busy Asexual Trans Masc Dinosaur.... #monsterdon

"We wanted to do aliens 3," Part II

(facehugger why I)

#monsterdon #FakeZilla #Godzilla1998

We're gonna need a bigger frying pan.

#monsterdon #godzilla1998

So are the eggs supposed to give Aliens vibes?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#Monsterdon single parent out grocery shopping for the kids back home got chased and harassed around the inner city and brutally torpedo'ed by heavily armed goons.

This film can't decide whether Godzilla is sympathetic or not. If they committed to sympathetic, she wouldn't be instigating destruction. It needs more "clever girl," not bonding moments with Ferris Bueller.

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

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Laying eggs in Madison Square Garden... genius, movie. Genius.

So #monsterdon is on, featuring #godzilla98 #godzilla1998, wish I could be there but I'm at work. It might not be a good Godzilla movie, but it's a good monster movie.

US military only knows lock-on, miss they shots, and call early victories
#monsterdon

I know how you feel, G. I could the hell out of a sub right about now...

#Monsterdon

Seems like the military planning computer should have better graphics than a commodore 64, but I'm not into military computing, so what do I know. #monsterdon

Jurassic Park, Hunt for Red October, a really bad romantic comedy, how many other movies have scraps used to plaster this sloppy script together?
#Monsterdon #Gino

Are the mayor and his assistant supposed to be a running Siskel and Ebert joke?

#Monsterdon #Godzilla1998

#monsterdon Ahhhoooga! Cigar down! Churu mush leaking!

Hey cool. A reactor breach right off of New York. That's like, a bajillion times worse than a giant lizard. #Monsterdon #Godzilla98 #GINO

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#Monsterdon

codename "Fred"

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