This is my godmonster face! #monsterdon

Everybody run for your lives. The Godmonster is shuffling in your direction.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow So that's where their budget went

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@Taweret
Godmonster just wants a cuddle. :-(
#monsterdon

Again the foleys going nannars. Horses on dirt trails do not clip clop. #Monsterdon

Credit where credit's due, that is way more horses than I thought this project could afford. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon had to put the red clown fire truck to use

They used an awful lot of coconuts for those horse galloping sounds. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@amyfou Vigilance Committees. Martial Law. Hunting a Black man who was framed. sounds like a right-wing fantasyland

#monsterdon

How many coconuts did the foley guys need for the posse scene? #monsterdon #godmonster

Pieced together the monster using scraps from the sheep shearing barn, old Uggs, and paper mache #monsterdon

btw I remembered we don't actually know the monster's gender. it doesn't seem unlikely it's a mutant ewe #monsterdon

Oh right there's a giant ugly camel costume in this movie too.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

The worst thing is this setting is hundreds of miles from the sea #monsterdon

godmonster just wants snacks and to play with trains. god, why are kids such dicks
#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Godmonster watches over the place while the master is away. #monsterdon #godmonster

You could have not thrown a rock at it Eddie

Shocking concept I know

#Monsterdon

Huh. Godmonster's kinda caked up :3 #Monsterdon

Not a very good rampage so far

#Monsterdon

Now that the Mutant Sheep is on the loose this film got SO MUCH BETTER it is so delightful!

#Monsterdon

Such a drag when a sheepmonster raids your picnic.

#monsterdon

Mariposa is kind of a proto- Tina Belcher #monsterdon

THE MONSTER DOING STUFF SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE WHOLE MOVIE THIS IS SO GOOD #monsterdon

Shirtless and in a cage... Oh little low budget movie about a shitty monster costume you do have a plot and ideas.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

paper maché monster with Torgo legs #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

We blew something up! We actually blew something up!

#Monsterdon

Never mind keeping your kids off the streets, keep your sheep safely away from this thing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope Barnstable kicks their ass!

Dummy thicc Godmonster just blew up the gas station cause the clap of its ass cheeks were too powerful #monsterdon

Shipping Godmonster and Snuffleupagus.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

This movie is just random shit happening for no goddamn reason! #Monsterdon

"Keep all children off the streets" is kinda sage advise at the best of times. #monsterdon #godmonster

Yeah, fuck big oil!! Godmonster go!!
#monsterdon

where's the gas fountain? i want to see a gas fountain!
#monsterdon

@wohali Cutmonster of Indian Flats
#monsterdon

@starkraving666 Sadly the gay romance in the black and white bachelor pad twas not to be.
Shockingly a well done visual scene for this movie.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

A racist-killing monster is ok in my books #monsterdon

I can't accept this concept of intelligence!

Well neither can I after I watched this movie...

#Monsterdon

Kids are the best actors in this damn movie. #monsterdon

Can we call the monster a puppet if its only articulation, such as it is, is that it is on a stick?

#monsterdon

Godmonster confirms, hot dog is good. #monsterdon

He just wants hotdogs :( #monsterdon

"these are some really neat hot dogs"

#Monsterdon

I'm counting the train shot as miniature work because this movie has just been such a disappointment.

But hey, it's that one scene from the trailer that looked somewhat promising!

Hello all you folks from the 1970s who were tricked into watching this movie by that scene! Us too!

#Monsterdon

oh god they told the kids to ad lib

#monsterdon

the scene cuts in this #Monsterdon are So. Trippy.

"I can't accept this concept of intelligence"

Don't worry, Hoss, we didn't have any such concept

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

So I guess TubiTV realizes that putting ads into this movie wouldn't be doing any of their advertisers any favors...? #monsterdon

One day this director's gonna connect two scenes in some way. I just know it. #Monsterdon

mister snuffleuppagus noooooooo

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

The dude declaring martial law on TV. What. The. Hell.

#monsterdon

Is that a huge mountain of sugar behind the picnic? #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

they pan out and show the rest of the county and basically nobody else are cowboys, and yet they seem to have an all-cowboy government #monsterdon

a throwback to when humans evolved from sheep

#monsterdon

Look kids it's snuffleu- oh my God!
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@Zerofactorial all of them #monsterdon

Mongoloid. MONGOLOID. This guy needs to be in the ground. #monsterdon #godmonster

Ah, yes, Mariposa's famous line, "I've been following you all the way from the glory hole"

#monsterdon

And here comes the capitalism. #Monsterdon

slur located

#Monsterdon

Ah, good old capitalism
#monsterdon

#monsterdon 1:07 in after the first guy got cremed by lambzilla, did they just lose all the audio and wind up having to redub it from scratch?

Also - "Don't be frightened. I've been following you all the way from the _glory Hole_" Uh, I thought following someone from from there was kind of gauche.

"...I can't accept this concept of intelligence"

Oh, that's been quite clear the whole time.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Did the audio just die? Is the youtube version busted or is the movie being weird?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

can a mayor do that #monsterdon

"Martial Law at the Glory Hole" Now there's a film title for you. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"I can't accept this concept of intelligence!" Yeah we know.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

this is BECOMING a nightmare??? this movie is 1 hour and 11 minutes old, SIR. #monsterdon

"vigilance committee" <shiver>
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

How many more violent mood shifts can there be in the remaining twenty minutes of this movie? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Not as late either

#Monsterdon

Yeah, sure, Eddie, throw a rock. That'll show him.

#monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole!"

um, excuse me?

#monsterdon

in control? in control of this fascist nightmare that pretends to be a pocket democracy?!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Mariposa the Monster Whisperer is the only Decent Person in this whole thing

#Monsterdon

Eddie is jealous of Mariposa's new beau #monsterdon

ALL the other characters in this film are the villains. Only the godmonster is good. OK, maybe also mariposa. #monsterdon #godmonster

I didn't think this movie could get any sillier, but I was wrong. #Monsterdon

Mariposa has a thing for mutant sheep, obviously.

#Monsterdon

I don't think that word means what you think it means...

(though maybe the meaning has changed since the 70s)

#Monsterdon

Godmonster saves Mariposa from the thrown rock. Godmonster is the hero in this film. #monsterdon #godmonster

That weird round Stonehenge thing at Indian Flats is a neat location, but I’m given no idea what it is or how it works.
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

I'm you're friend. You need food and care.

Yes, thank you, food.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cripes, people alway come up with another reason to be racist.😖

If these two make out I take back anything bad I have said about this movie.

But I really doubt it.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Again, the director is Trying To Make A Point About Something

God knows WHAT, but he's definitely trying. #Monsterdon

eddie you idiot #monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole," says Mariposa to the mutant sheep man #monsterdon

we are a) covering up a monster from the government, b) discovering the cures for all diseases, c) still protecting the town from mining companies, d) trying to capture the godmonster,

and OH WELL let's just run across the field all the way from the glory hole #monsterdon

Alternate title:

Dances With Godmonster

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@plaidtron3000 Relatable #monsterdon

So far I'm not sure this monster was worth the wait

#Monsterdon

the godmonster's costume looks cool at least. like a giant tick #monsterdon

Ah yes, the old Glory Hole
#monsterdon

On the Creeping Terror scale of crappy creature costumes with 5 as the highest rating, the Godmonster is a 4.9 #monsterdon

Turns out Mariposa was a manic pixie dream girl all along #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial They don't want to intrude at the Glory Hole. #monsterdon #godmonster

wtf is she doing?! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon THE GLORY HOLE?

This dancing is... Kinda like Barny
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats