That exploding gas station was their biggest Effect, appreciate it you philistines!

#monsterdon

Yeah, fuck big oil!! Godmonster go!!
#monsterdon

where's the gas fountain? i want to see a gas fountain!
#monsterdon

@wohali Cutmonster of Indian Flats
#monsterdon

I can't accept this concept of intelligence!

Well neither can I after I watched this movie...

#Monsterdon

A racist-killing monster is ok in my books #monsterdon

@starkraving666 Sadly the gay romance in the black and white bachelor pad twas not to be.
Shockingly a well done visual scene for this movie.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Kids are the best actors in this damn movie. #monsterdon

Can we call the monster a puppet if its only articulation, such as it is, is that it is on a stick?

#monsterdon

Godmonster confirms, hot dog is good. #monsterdon

He just wants hotdogs :( #monsterdon

"these are some really neat hot dogs"

#Monsterdon

I'm counting the train shot as miniature work because this movie has just been such a disappointment.

But hey, it's that one scene from the trailer that looked somewhat promising!

Hello all you folks from the 1970s who were tricked into watching this movie by that scene! Us too!

#Monsterdon

oh god they told the kids to ad lib

#monsterdon

the scene cuts in this #Monsterdon are So. Trippy.

"I can't accept this concept of intelligence"

Don't worry, Hoss, we didn't have any such concept

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

So I guess TubiTV realizes that putting ads into this movie wouldn't be doing any of their advertisers any favors...? #monsterdon

mister snuffleuppagus noooooooo

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

The dude declaring martial law on TV. What. The. Hell.

#monsterdon

One day this director's gonna connect two scenes in some way. I just know it. #Monsterdon

Is that a huge mountain of sugar behind the picnic? #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

they pan out and show the rest of the county and basically nobody else are cowboys, and yet they seem to have an all-cowboy government #monsterdon

a throwback to when humans evolved from sheep

#monsterdon

Look kids it's snuffleu- oh my God!
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

@Zerofactorial all of them #monsterdon

Mongoloid. MONGOLOID. This guy needs to be in the ground. #monsterdon #godmonster

Ah, yes, Mariposa's famous line, "I've been following you all the way from the glory hole"

#monsterdon

And here comes the capitalism. #Monsterdon

slur located

#Monsterdon

Ah, good old capitalism
#monsterdon

#monsterdon 1:07 in after the first guy got cremed by lambzilla, did they just lose all the audio and wind up having to redub it from scratch?

Also - "Don't be frightened. I've been following you all the way from the _glory Hole_" Uh, I thought following someone from from there was kind of gauche.

"...I can't accept this concept of intelligence"

Oh, that's been quite clear the whole time.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Did the audio just die? Is the youtube version busted or is the movie being weird?
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

can a mayor do that #monsterdon

"Martial Law at the Glory Hole" Now there's a film title for you. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"I can't accept this concept of intelligence!" Yeah we know.

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

this is BECOMING a nightmare??? this movie is 1 hour and 11 minutes old, SIR. #monsterdon

"vigilance committee" <shiver>
#Monsterdon
#GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

How many more violent mood shifts can there be in the remaining twenty minutes of this movie? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Not as late either

#Monsterdon

Yeah, sure, Eddie, throw a rock. That'll show him.

#monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole!"

um, excuse me?

#monsterdon

in control? in control of this fascist nightmare that pretends to be a pocket democracy?!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

Mariposa the Monster Whisperer is the only Decent Person in this whole thing

#Monsterdon

Eddie is jealous of Mariposa's new beau #monsterdon

ALL the other characters in this film are the villains. Only the godmonster is good. OK, maybe also mariposa. #monsterdon #godmonster

I didn't think this movie could get any sillier, but I was wrong. #Monsterdon

Mariposa has a thing for mutant sheep, obviously.

#Monsterdon

I don't think that word means what you think it means...

(though maybe the meaning has changed since the 70s)

#Monsterdon

Godmonster saves Mariposa from the thrown rock. Godmonster is the hero in this film. #monsterdon #godmonster

That weird round Stonehenge thing at Indian Flats is a neat location, but I’m given no idea what it is or how it works.
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

I'm you're friend. You need food and care.

Yes, thank you, food.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cripes, people alway come up with another reason to be racist.😖

If these two make out I take back anything bad I have said about this movie.

But I really doubt it.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

eddie you idiot #monsterdon

Again, the director is Trying To Make A Point About Something

God knows WHAT, but he's definitely trying. #Monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole," says Mariposa to the mutant sheep man #monsterdon

we are a) covering up a monster from the government, b) discovering the cures for all diseases, c) still protecting the town from mining companies, d) trying to capture the godmonster,

and OH WELL let's just run across the field all the way from the glory hole #monsterdon

Alternate title:

Dances With Godmonster

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

@plaidtron3000 Relatable #monsterdon

So far I'm not sure this monster was worth the wait

#Monsterdon

the godmonster's costume looks cool at least. like a giant tick #monsterdon

Ah yes, the old Glory Hole
#monsterdon

On the Creeping Terror scale of crappy creature costumes with 5 as the highest rating, the Godmonster is a 4.9 #monsterdon

Turns out Mariposa was a manic pixie dream girl all along #monsterdon

wtf is she doing?! #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial They don't want to intrude at the Glory Hole. #monsterdon #godmonster

This dancing is... Kinda like Barny
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

#monsterdon THE GLORY HOLE?

@SnoopJ Mariposa is kind of flighty.

I guess that only makes sense if you speak Spanish

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

...Octaman was a lot smoother than this guy. #Monsterdon

She did not just say she followed the sheep monster from the glory hole!!! #Monsterdon

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole! I'm your friend!" #monsterdon #godmonster

SHEEP SMASH

#Monsterdon

FROM THE WHAT

#Monsterdon

GLORY HOLE #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

"I've been following you all the way from the glory hole!"

WTF MARIPOSA WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU. TMI! TMI!

#Monsterdon

my alcoholic intake per bad cut is not high enough #Monsterdon

"...I've been following you all the way from the glory hole"
"the ... what did you say?"

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

"following you all the way from the WHERE??" #monsterdon

At the glory hole with the Godmonster #monsterdon

What happened to the lynch mob? Are they too respectful to intrude on archaeological investigation? #monsterdon

Twas beauty tamed the savage godmonster. #monsterdon #godmonster

i have exactly zero sense of what is supposed to happen for the next 20 minutes. they are setting up like 10 different possible plots in this scene #monsterdon

ALL THE WAY FROM THE GLORY HOLE????

#Monsterdon

from the whattt??? #monsterdon

"Don't show the monster" is fine but "don't show the location or the action" is not. #Monsterdon

Did they.. . Did they /have/ to word it that way.
#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats #gloryhole

ALL THE WAY FROM THE GLORY HOLE?! THAT FAR?!

#Monsterdon #GodmonsterOfIndianFlats

meanwhile, on letterboxd (https://letterboxd.com/film/godmonster-of-indian-flats/)

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#Monsterdon "No, no, guys, I'm the director. I want to dub your voices over the video - and, and I want you to deliver the lines like you're reading them from the script for the third time."

@wohali @blogdiva Well if they don't hurry it up we're not going to get any kind of monster rampage.

#Monsterdon

Well... At least the effects are so bad we can't actually see what's supposed to be happening. #Monsterdon

A scene of the scientists training the hybrid to run an agility competition #monsterdon

"maybe the monster is some sort of sign. a messenger"

i feel like this is playing into the biblical stuff but i'm not sure how

#Monsterdon

Mariposa needs to get her stimulant prescription refilled, I think

#Monsterdon

In the beginning was the Word. Lots of Words. Lots and lots of Words

#Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

One of the worst day-for-night shots of all time #monsterdon

"This could be one of the most important scientific discoveries in history!"

Or it would be, if we could actually, y'know, oh, I dunno, SEE IT.

Or anything else in this movie.

#Monsterdon

„That’s my hybrid out there“ So half sheep, half what? #monsterdon