Mayor looks in a mirror:

"I was the godmonster all along"

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Lies!

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"It killed my son!"

Lady, I wish we had seen it, this is the first we're hearing of it.

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love a good town announcement brawl while everyone shouts "lies! lies!"

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Not so much a Ballroom Blitz as a Junkyard Jump #Monsterdon

rip to the eraserhead baby, god wanted his disgusting angel back in heaven #monsterdon

"Time is the eternal judge of events" wat

That's too deep for this movie

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DOWN IN FRONT #monsterdon

Okay this unhinged speech promising a new bonanza is kind of inspired

I have no idea what the hell is going on, but that was interesting

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@paco Pretty sure he just stole some picnic snacks.

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the children yearn for the mines

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??????????????? #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

and the nazi-sympathizing scientist gets fucked by the nazis. true to life anyway. #Monsterdon

"You may all return to harrassing women in tourist bars in peace" #monsterdon

what in the whole entire world is going on #monsterdon

So what the monster is outgassing now?

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I'm seriously going to need someone to explain why there was a ghoul in the background of that shot of people on a couch watching the news #monsterdon #godmonsterofindianflats

The "Godmonster" is unleashed by the lynch mob? Kill them mutant sheep. Kill them all! I am on your side you misshaped camelid lump.
#Monsterdon #Godmonster

Six minutes. There's gotta be some kind of wrap-up.

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#monsterdon "Maintain your discipline" -- to a posse of random cowboys? What?

Fear mongering, death and taxes. Kinda comforting, really. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think it's so wild that this is literally what that guy in the news from Montana was trying to accomplish

@rwg I kind of expected this but it is rather impressive

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I just saw a baby in a barbecue grill during the parade sequence.

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I'm 90% sure they made a different movie but nobody would fund it without a monster #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah, i wanna see them all blown up and the sheep shambling off into the sunset!!

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@jonny Don't try this at home kids, these riders are professionals #monsterdon

@sean 100% on brand.

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how do so many old films have literally a Mr. Fischoeder from Bob’s Burgers #monsterdon

Y'got less than ten minutes, movie. That sheep monster better kill everyone in this town square or Imma be mad. #Monsterdon

"you're technically a free man, that's why we're shipping you to another continent" O_O

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"You haven't restored the past. You've destroyed the present."

Okay, that felt like a thesis.

I just don't know what it means.

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barnstable, dude, stop arguing and just get off this picture. if you have an out, take it, don't be silly. #monsterdon

Using a pistol as a gavel ... bold move Cotton.

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whatever I'm just glad the Black guy survived

edit: maybe i spoke too soon?? i don't even know what's happening

edit: no i guess he lives

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Cut to Barnstable with his head bandaged. My head hurts.

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oh here's the message of the movie i guess. "you've destroyed the present." who knows what that means

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Too early to start the denouement, there's still another nine minutes of running time #monsterdon

Do any of these people have jobs? Or do they sit around hoping to mob up and lynch? #monsterdon

So all the land got sold anyway?

is that what happened??

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@jonny That's probably how being a movie cowboy works

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This is a recreation of how they wrote the script to the whole movie - a microcosm of the whole at the end. #monsterdon

yeah i got a present for you right here

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🦖GODTRIVIA OF
INDIAN FLATS 🦖

At the end, as the several plots grind together like twisted metal, the movie extras start to make an impact.

🎞️ The people in the crowd, and all the extras in this "film", are actually real townspeople from the area.

🎞️ In the subsequent years, Hollywood would not return as hoped.

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That might be the least impressive scene of subduing a monster in cinema history. #Monsterdon

Reich International of course #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

Okay this is no where near as good as The Beast Must Die, but I am shocked there are some similarities between the best werewolf movie and this dumb giant sheep embryo movie.
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he sold to riche after all???

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"Godmonster is dead" - Nietzsche, probably

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What accent is the scientist attempting? What accent was he told to attempt? It's a different mystery in every scene.

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This scene with the children is CINEMA #monsterdon

well, sir, time has judged this movie to be BAD. #monsterdon

idk how being a cowboy works but is it normal to get like 20-30 lassos around an animal while still riding around it like a maypole #monsterdon

#monsterdon sad

i felt the monster was advertised to be...bigger?

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@StaceyCornelius Not enough

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The horses are smarter than the cowboys. #Monsterdon

Guys, guys, enough lariats already #monsterdon

Congrats racist posse, you captured a tauntaun. #Monsterdon

what the actual fuck actually happened

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How much did the stunt guy wearing that sad costume get paid.

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Stressed godmonsters exude debilitating stank. I thought everyone knew that. #monsterdon #godmonster

I too exude yellow phosphorous when I'm stressed #monsterdon

I do feel sorry for Eddie. His entire reputation from now on is going to be based on getting frisky with one sheep. Or getting caught, anyway.

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@SRLevine
Wasn't there someone credited with 'continuity' in the opening credits? Oh no. #monsterdon

#TeamGodMonster
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is this the climax of the film? what the fuck is going on

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The merch for this movie would have been wild.

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Wait, did Barnstable die or did we just abandon that plot to follow the monster. #Monsterdon

this monster surely fights back #Monsterdon

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha i can't handle watching the godmonster walk this is the best thing in the whole world #monsterdon

thr beast is out in the canyon. near the glory hole. we might need to dismount and circle him at the top. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This monster looks like someone tried to order an Alf costume off wish.com.

you just had such a good thing going on with the godmonster horsing around blowing up gas stations, you don't need to pause to explain how you are gonna get em #monsterdon

@coprolite9000 Isn't this daylight right now? I'm am (again) confused...

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that horse is like, bro, i do NOT think so. #monsterdon

Godmonster's got one good smiting hand. Don't get near the smiting hand! #monsterdon #godmonster

he's just standing there! menacingly!

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@Taweret of course not it is also gonna go HUUUUUUUAAAAUGH! and make people scream!

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@forestine THANK you for screenshotting that. honestly wasn't sure if I was just seeing things because of bad lighting or what #monsterdon

@fabio I too have fallen for that ruse more than I would like to admit.

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That man in a suit is probably getting heat stroke rn #monsterdon

"the cold night air?" This director is trying to gaslight me #monsterdon

so now we've moved on from hunting the black dude to hunting the mutant doom-sheep. poor things, both of them.

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This is giving me contact embarrassment. :/ #Monsterdon

Does the posse just not see the godmonster there? Oh wait #monsterdon #godmonster

@jonny you make not like it but this is what peak suspense looks like

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"(the godmonster) must be exhausted!"

Yeah, they've got to be sweating their ass off under all that sheepskin in the hot sun.

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Mutton is back on the menu, boys!

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"The cold night air may have temporarily curtailed his rampage!" Poor godmonster.

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Oh Doctor Exposition, it didn’t work for young Mr. Hooper and it’s not going to work for you. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that’s why it’s important you use every single frame of horse footage that you shoot #monsterdon

"SOMEONE'S GOTTA GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD A' DIMES!!" #Monsterdon

A literal lynch mob? Welp I guess we're going there. Didn't expect this when we started out with casino sheep man.
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Basically the monster is a big muppet that walks so slowly that it would lose a race with a bunch of zombies. #Monsterdon

we may have to dismount near the glory hole is that where we are now?

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She’s leading the monster with hippie dancing, works every time #monsterdon

Perfectly normal to wave a blow-torch around in a gas station near a puddle of gasoline.

That only goes wrong if a monster shows up. #monsterdon

Sheep monster needs to team up with Octaman and just clobber the crap out of the Entire Town. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

40 guys galloping on.. .oops 41... on horseback on a dirt road doesn't sound like coconut halves in a tumbledryer for fucks sake. #monsterdon #godmonster