Using a pistol as a gavel ... bold move Cotton.

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whatever I'm just glad the Black guy survived

edit: maybe i spoke too soon?? i don't even know what's happening

edit: no i guess he lives

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Cut to Barnstable with his head bandaged. My head hurts.

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oh here's the message of the movie i guess. "you've destroyed the present." who knows what that means

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Too early to start the denouement, there's still another nine minutes of running time #monsterdon

Do any of these people have jobs? Or do they sit around hoping to mob up and lynch? #monsterdon

So all the land got sold anyway?

is that what happened??

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@jonny That's probably how being a movie cowboy works

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This is a recreation of how they wrote the script to the whole movie - a microcosm of the whole at the end. #monsterdon

yeah i got a present for you right here

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🦖GODTRIVIA OF
INDIAN FLATS 🦖

At the end, as the several plots grind together like twisted metal, the movie extras start to make an impact.

🎞️ The people in the crowd, and all the extras in this "film", are actually real townspeople from the area.

🎞️ In the subsequent years, Hollywood would not return as hoped.

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That might be the least impressive scene of subduing a monster in cinema history. #Monsterdon

Okay this is no where near as good as The Beast Must Die, but I am shocked there are some similarities between the best werewolf movie and this dumb giant sheep embryo movie.
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Reich International of course #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

he sold to riche after all???

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"Godmonster is dead" - Nietzsche, probably

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What accent is the scientist attempting? What accent was he told to attempt? It's a different mystery in every scene.

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This scene with the children is CINEMA #monsterdon

well, sir, time has judged this movie to be BAD. #monsterdon

idk how being a cowboy works but is it normal to get like 20-30 lassos around an animal while still riding around it like a maypole #monsterdon

#monsterdon sad

i felt the monster was advertised to be...bigger?

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@StaceyCornelius Not enough

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The horses are smarter than the cowboys. #Monsterdon

Guys, guys, enough lariats already #monsterdon

Congrats racist posse, you captured a tauntaun. #Monsterdon

what the actual fuck actually happened

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How much did the stunt guy wearing that sad costume get paid.

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Stressed godmonsters exude debilitating stank. I thought everyone knew that. #monsterdon #godmonster

I too exude yellow phosphorous when I'm stressed #monsterdon

I do feel sorry for Eddie. His entire reputation from now on is going to be based on getting frisky with one sheep. Or getting caught, anyway.

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@SRLevine
Wasn't there someone credited with 'continuity' in the opening credits? Oh no. #monsterdon

#TeamGodMonster
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is this the climax of the film? what the fuck is going on

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The merch for this movie would have been wild.

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Wait, did Barnstable die or did we just abandon that plot to follow the monster. #Monsterdon

this monster surely fights back #Monsterdon

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha i can't handle watching the godmonster walk this is the best thing in the whole world #monsterdon

thr beast is out in the canyon. near the glory hole. we might need to dismount and circle him at the top. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This monster looks like someone tried to order an Alf costume off wish.com.

you just had such a good thing going on with the godmonster horsing around blowing up gas stations, you don't need to pause to explain how you are gonna get em #monsterdon

@coprolite9000 Isn't this daylight right now? I'm am (again) confused...

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that horse is like, bro, i do NOT think so. #monsterdon

Godmonster's got one good smiting hand. Don't get near the smiting hand! #monsterdon #godmonster

he's just standing there! menacingly!

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@Taweret of course not it is also gonna go HUUUUUUUAAAAUGH! and make people scream!

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@forestine THANK you for screenshotting that. honestly wasn't sure if I was just seeing things because of bad lighting or what #monsterdon

@fabio I too have fallen for that ruse more than I would like to admit.

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"the cold night air?" This director is trying to gaslight me #monsterdon

That man in a suit is probably getting heat stroke rn #monsterdon

so now we've moved on from hunting the black dude to hunting the mutant doom-sheep. poor things, both of them.

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This is giving me contact embarrassment. :/ #Monsterdon

Does the posse just not see the godmonster there? Oh wait #monsterdon #godmonster

@jonny you make not like it but this is what peak suspense looks like

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"(the godmonster) must be exhausted!"

Yeah, they've got to be sweating their ass off under all that sheepskin in the hot sun.

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Mutton is back on the menu, boys!

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"The cold night air may have temporarily curtailed his rampage!" Poor godmonster.

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Oh Doctor Exposition, it didn’t work for young Mr. Hooper and it’s not going to work for you. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that’s why it’s important you use every single frame of horse footage that you shoot #monsterdon

"SOMEONE'S GOTTA GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD A' DIMES!!" #Monsterdon

A literal lynch mob? Welp I guess we're going there. Didn't expect this when we started out with casino sheep man.
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Basically the monster is a big muppet that walks so slowly that it would lose a race with a bunch of zombies. #Monsterdon

we may have to dismount near the glory hole is that where we are now?

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She’s leading the monster with hippie dancing, works every time #monsterdon

Perfectly normal to wave a blow-torch around in a gas station near a puddle of gasoline.

That only goes wrong if a monster shows up. #monsterdon

Sheep monster needs to team up with Octaman and just clobber the crap out of the Entire Town. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

40 guys galloping on.. .oops 41... on horseback on a dirt road doesn't sound like coconut halves in a tumbledryer for fucks sake. #monsterdon #godmonster

This is my godmonster face! #monsterdon

Everybody run for your lives. The Godmonster is shuffling in your direction.

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@RobynGoodfellow So that's where their budget went

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Again the foleys going nannars. Horses on dirt trails do not clip clop. #Monsterdon

@Taweret
Godmonster just wants a cuddle. :-(
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Credit where credit's due, that is way more horses than I thought this project could afford. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon had to put the red clown fire truck to use

They used an awful lot of coconuts for those horse galloping sounds. #monsterdon #TheGodmonsterOfIndianFlats

How many coconuts did the foley guys need for the posse scene? #monsterdon #godmonster

@amyfou Vigilance Committees. Martial Law. Hunting a Black man who was framed. sounds like a right-wing fantasyland

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btw I remembered we don't actually know the monster's gender. it doesn't seem unlikely it's a mutant ewe #monsterdon

Pieced together the monster using scraps from the sheep shearing barn, old Uggs, and paper mache #monsterdon

Oh right there's a giant ugly camel costume in this movie too.
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The worst thing is this setting is hundreds of miles from the sea #monsterdon

"the cold air may have temporary ended his rampage"

Same

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godmonster just wants snacks and to play with trains. god, why are kids such dicks
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@starkraving666 Godmonster watches over the place while the master is away. #monsterdon #godmonster

You could have not thrown a rock at it Eddie

Shocking concept I know

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Huh. Godmonster's kinda caked up :3 #Monsterdon

Not a very good rampage so far

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Now that the Mutant Sheep is on the loose this film got SO MUCH BETTER it is so delightful!

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Mariposa is kind of a proto- Tina Belcher #monsterdon

Such a drag when a sheepmonster raids your picnic.

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THE MONSTER DOING STUFF SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE WHOLE MOVIE THIS IS SO GOOD #monsterdon

Shirtless and in a cage... Oh little low budget movie about a shitty monster costume you do have a plot and ideas.
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paper maché monster with Torgo legs #monsterdon #thegodmonsterofindianflats

We blew something up! We actually blew something up!

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Never mind keeping your kids off the streets, keep your sheep safely away from this thing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope Barnstable kicks their ass!

Dummy thicc Godmonster just blew up the gas station cause the clap of its ass cheeks were too powerful #monsterdon

Shipping Godmonster and Snuffleupagus.

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This movie is just random shit happening for no goddamn reason! #Monsterdon

"Keep all children off the streets" is kinda sage advise at the best of times. #monsterdon #godmonster