The only way I can recover from this experience is to share my suffering and give this movie a 10 star recommendation on IMDb. #Monsterdon

LMAO this monster is awesome. it attacked the whitest of cloned white children and now it fucked up, accidentally, a Chevron gas station.

good monster, good sheep camel blob monster

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am telling ya. all American fascism and their monsters really come down to real estate.

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least believable plot: rich white man won't sell to a rich Black dude —in the 1970s— because the property was visited by Ulysses S. Grant and he's a Unionist enthusiast.

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BTW i haven't laughed this hard with all the post-movie commentary. y'all fucking awesome.

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so, wait, the sheep camel blob monster has one superlong arm and the other is a stump and it gets super big and really small at different times?

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it's not an American movie without shooting of guns somewhere nor a Black man framed with murder.

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#Monsterdon ya’ll the dvd has extras …

and the credits roll.

welp... that movie was sumtin.

thanks @Taweret@octodon.social and all of y'all Monsterdonians for another blobby clusterfuck of american clichés and doomed myth-making.

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of course, the American masses, as usual, focus on the wrong enemy.

🗣️ 📣 THE MONSTER IS AT THE PODIUM!

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now this is believable: nobody will sell real estate to the Black guy, even a rich one.

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For all the would-be filmmakers out there, this WOULD be one of the few pictures to remake. No one is going to say your remake is worse than the original. As bad, perhaps, but not WORSE. #Monsterdon

The whole movie itself IS the metaphor for the Godmonster, a being that was so twisted and malformed that it never should have existed. Genius. #Monsterdon

This movie helps me put all the bad things I've ever done in my life in perspective. #Monsterdon

i was not prepared for this movie to be about the MAGA and Trump, yet here we are.

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Barnstable's like...."White people......fucking White people...."

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of course the white techbro was going to sell out blaxploitation man. they're all fascists.

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The director taking the advice to not show the monster too early to mean don't involve the monster in the plot in any conceivable way. #Monsterdon

Guys.....

What

The

Fuck

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That exploding gas station was their biggest Effect, appreciate it you philistines!

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ginger blonde guy definitely hasn't dealt with some repressed issues and racist kinks is one them.

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I have some questions about the science here.
Most importantly, WHAT?
and WHY? #monsterdon

chromosomic breakdown and cross fertilization what?!?

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The Cowboy Nazis are now doing to lynch the Black Guy they framed for dog murder.
Where does the Godmonster fit into all of this, really feels like two movies trying to go separate ways here

Thank fuck for Goth Lady!

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where the fuck is this godmonster we were promised?!?!

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"It was just a damn dog"

I've not been to scriptwriting school but I know when a character is being set up to die horribly

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our scientist girlfriend is totally giving me 1970's Barbie Midge. even the hair is the same.

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"volunteer committee of vigilance"

or 'The Proud Boys' as they're called these days

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Feel like this film employed a lot of out of work cowboy stuntmen

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The dog funeral was unexpected, very League Of Gentleman

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It's hard to believe the plot of this movie didn't cause a bunch of congressional hearings. #Monsterdon

oh dear, so the town's Madam also practices the dark arts?

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"Oh her, she's just the town goth. She works in computers they say....."

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Ewwww, don't touch medical waste! ffs! he's sniffing it!

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"Every year they come like locusts"
Authentic tourist town talk

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If you’re ever feeling down, experiencing impostor syndrome, or just feel like giving up because you’re not good enough, remember… someone made tonight’s #Monsterdon movie and you are WAY better than them.

#Monsterdon lol wat?

so, wait! the sheep are breeding more sheep camel blobs?!?

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BLAXPLOITATION FIGHTING!

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oh, did the blaxploitation guy just break out into song? and before his lynching?

please tell me the 2nd part won't happen.

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So the scriptwriter had a script already written about a corporation taking over a mining town. The studio wanted a monster movie. Like peanut butter and jelly, they came together to make this beautiful, beautiful movie.

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someone tell Pedro Pascal to never go ginger-blonde, nor lose weight. he would look hideous.

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The word "creampie" has forever been robbed of it's innocence for me

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Montage of Black Man being denied service in every business in White Town 😔

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No one involved in the making of this movie felt constrained by the norms of monster movie creation. Lots of unusual decisions here.
To be sure that is not necessarily a good thing #monsterdon

lol, oh NOW you put the mask on, after the gas goes in your face.

Goth Lady wishes she was in a better movie, one that pays actual money

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and now we are in the middle of the Blaxploitation side-plot. gotta capture as many audience demographics as possible.

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why are the sheep sounding like cats?

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this really is supposed to be a 1970s western bar with a 1970s bar scene. at least they are trying to make this interesting.

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i thought our dude was gonna go all Midnight Cowboy on those sheep but he's now in what was an empty casino with creepy music that all of a sudden got full of people.

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btw we need to talk someday about freaky techie Midge and her bad wig.

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@paco never ceases to make me laugh. we need to make this a #Monsterdon meme template LMAO

@jonny this movie truly is Everything Everywhere All At Once #monsterdon

So many people worked on this.....I hope they all got paid.

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Well.

That certainly ended.

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"And then the Godmonster exploded"

Classic

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"and then the angry townspeople decided to run into a ravine for no reason"

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so Midge tells mutant sheep camel monster "i've been following you since the glory hole" and starts dancing with it.

techy Midge is like the pre- freaky horse girl of gringa lore.

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"he was wild, what else could I do?"

Well Sheep Fucker, what do you usually do with wild animals?

Meanwhile the Cowboy Nazis have closed down all means of communication due to an "Emergency", how contemporary.

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there's LOVE grafitti on the building were this KKK in Black shirts is tying to kill him.

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"When you're surrounded by Cowboy Nazis you might as well unleash the Godmonster" -Albert Einstein

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Nazi Cowboys running about some post industrial wasteland, there are a lot of genres flying around here, only occasionally meeting up

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@jonny I'm pretty sure that they're a cosplay town that doesn't know the difference.

Eddie the sheep farmer probably counts as an actual cowboy, though? #monsterdon

The way he pins his Sheriff badge to his vest suggests a level of unprofessionalism you wouldn't expect from a corrupt mining town turned to gambling.

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Wait, they cut from pie in the face to shaving. Was the pie full of shaving cream? #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

"I've said some unattractive things"

See Phillip, the way you phrase things just creeps everyone out

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did that weirdo scientist say adamite?

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We get it Godmonster, you vape. #Monsterdon

so the cop owns the whorehouse? the most believable part of this story.

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"...how can we make it look like night?"
"Blue gels?"

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so is the Percy Jackson casino theme based on this movie?

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Cowboy loses all his money and has to turn to porn, I've seen this one....

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OMG this movie is supposed to be a Western?!?!?

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@StaceyCornelius @CactuarJoe With the rest of the asylum inmates, I suspect. 😀 #Monsterdon

@Lazarou "You'll leave feeling like you can do anything with your life." 😀 #Monsterdon

The Godmonster's only crime was being born in a backwater town of Nazi cowboys. How many Americans today are the Godmonster?

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So look. It wasn't a good movie, but it WAS some kind of interesting and held my attention the entire time. I do wish we'd gotten more of sneaky goth woman being sneaky and goth. #monsterdon

Speaking of locations ... they did a "Then and Now" with this movie.

https://youtu.be/m2guOUJ-27U?si=KOSjW7ry01mTwJ3X

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even in this movie set in the desert they are fucking off into the sea #monsterdon

Don't worry, everyone, this is just part one, setting up the REAL story the sequel addresses. Right? #Monsterdon

white guys didn't get to lynch blaxploitation man so they are gonna lynch sheep camel blob monster... with the help of fashy techbro

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Ug, more 'Mine Chat'
Of the seven current plot lines this is my least favourite

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With it's broken limb the Godmonster is quite the pitiable creature really, isn't it?

Not exactly Gozilla, is it?

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tech Midge is tryna save the mutant sheep camel hairy blog. and she's dressed in white.

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oh, so the gas is gonna super pump the monster? it looks like a camel with a sheeps head.

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these nights with sunlight have always bothered me

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This scene with the prisoner singing weirdly and the sheriff eating his roast dinner is some arthouse shit

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#monsterdon Feeling bad for the monster

wait! anybody lose the audio?

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not enough monsters. not enough blaxploitation.

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#monsterdon Well that explains everything

Goth Lady taking control of the narrative away from the Director. How often do you see that in a film?

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It's St Patrick's Day and everybody in this movie is now drunk

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Why do I hear a dog when he opens the casket #Monsterdon #GodMonsterOfIndianFlats

guess he paid extra for a barking dog coffin

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they actually made believe they killed a dog because why?!?! am just waiting for someone to start yelling, "No Justice! Just Lynch Him!

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It's all right dude, the Sheep Fucker is on your side.

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They're shooting at -- what?

Oh, oh no.

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I see a movie that has no plot and no discernable character development. I see an unsatisfying ending and hundreds of people on the internet saying "what?" #monsterdon

so he girl is coming on to our basque underdog.. or undersheep... and he's like "i love being alone in the mountains". our mans is a little... slow.

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